Gappy Doesn't Know What She's Talking About!
Lauren Hutton was on "Today" this morning with Kathie Lee to discuss dry vaginas or something like that. No, I don't know why her ass was on. Anyway, the topic of "Sex and the City" came up. Lauren said she's never seen the show, but she decided to babble about it anyway.
She said, "It's written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That's what I think. Let's face it most men are sluts. That's what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece. You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this."
Gappy finished with, "I've never seen the show. Are the girls like that or not?" She's never seen the show, but she thinks all the chicks on it are boning night and day? This ho needs to sit in the corner and finish her shredded wheat. Did somebody spike her Metamucil?
If the women of SATC are sluts then what am I? What's sluttier than a slut? Paris Hilton? The only official member of The Slut Club on that show was Samantha.
What's wrong with being a slut anyway? She's right about one thing. Most men are sluts. Being a dirty slut is a beautiful thing. Having no morals means you have more fun.
Also, what the hell does she mean when she said "women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece." Gayken's baby mama (see below) must be trying to make a Picasso then.
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My god, I thought that was Madonna!
dear old bitch,
your to old to matter so please close your mouth. and i know where a little late but please slap some oil of olay on that wrinkle you call a face. joy killer.
She is dead on about several things:
1) That awful show is about female reverse chauvinist pigs (the fakey form of women's lib that's all the rage right now) and it somehow managed to convince women that it reflected their real lives despite its depiction of them as being cartoonishly oversexed and filthy rich...basically what you could find in a typical porn flick.
2) Maybe the series was penned by actual biological women, but it might as well have been written by parody-happy gay men. The characters are basically drag queen manques in the same way that the harridans of "Absolutely Fabulous" are, just with a whole lot more pretense.
3) It featured some of the worst gay stereotypes in recent memory and forced them to act as mascots for these hags. It's as bad a minstrel show as "Will & Grace".
4) It unleashed hordes of monkey-see, monkey-do women upon the Big Apple who seem intent on modeling themselves after these scags ("I'm a Carrie!) by wearing insanely overpriced/uncomfortable shoes, clutching at Cosmo magazines like totems, chugging down high-end coffee and searching for some asinine Prince Charming in every upscale bar lounge in sight.
5) Above all else, it's guilty of turning the supremely unattractive SJ Parker into the most overhyped sex symbol of the last twenty years.
OH COME ON PEOPLE SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE WILLIAM DEFOE!
Sex and the City was written by an entirely female writing staff, plus the creator, Michael King.
GAY MEN DID NOT WRITE SEX AND THE CITY.
Fucking retards.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
IMO, Lauren Hutton was/is the most unattractive 'super' model ever. Seems her personality matches her looks.
At least she's aged well. (lol)
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Submitted by Nectar on May 29, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Lauren is part African American. Why she is aging well.
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lol, no she isn't. Where did you hear that?
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carrie bradshaw has to be one of the most self-centered, overindulgent, miserable woman on the planet. who the fuck needs $600 high heels? who pisses and moans that long because she farted in front of her boyfriend?
she makes me feel stabby.
@Juni:
As an East-Coaster, although not a NYC dweller, I have to agree re: SATC costumes. Most women my age even remotely fashion conscious (read not trendy, but truly fashionable)wear mostly black. We just do. It's classic, serviceable and chic.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
When you actually live in NYC, you find that most women are so concerned with survival and their careers, they don't have time to be sluts. Secondly, they wear mostly black for every season, so all those colorful clothes on SATC are more for the CA lifestyle. Thirdly, if they walked around most sidewalks and cobblestone streets in NYC wearing 6" Blahnik spikes, their little spindly ankles would snap.
SHE HAS THE SAME RIGHTS TO HER OPINION AS ANYONE ELSE DOES. AGREE TO DISAGREE PEOPLE!
She looks like she should be pushing a shopping cart in Santa Monica.
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
-George Carlin
I'm so tired of people who say it's only natural that men can't be faithful. Bullshit. If society didn't permit it so freely then not as many men would do it b/c they think it makes them men.
What I love about all these "experts" is that they don't explain whether it's natural for a man to provide for his offspring. If it is natural for a man to spawn offspring, it's also natural for him to provide for ALL of them. Which family does he choose? Hmmm...so the Mormons are closer to nature. Bullshit again. Society makes excuses for bad behavior.
She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at www.JSeniorMatch.com I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
I'm pretty sure that show was written by a group of women and Greg Behrendt. Or however you spell it. That's where the idea of his book "He's Not That Into You" and then his dumb show I think. He should have stuck to stand up. He was great.
*-Jenny-*
I will have to email him ESE...I know he uses whole roasted beans, probably an expresso or french roast (I make coffee flavored vodka with African coffes, because they tend to have fruity notes)and Chopin vodka, because it has a slight apple note. I have one of the old school infusers--I'm sure you can find one on ebay, or buy something a lot newer than mine.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Lauren is part African American. Why she is aging well.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 30, 2008 - 12:07am.
My dad makes a heavenly infused vodka with chocolate and coffe beans
recipe?!?!.... oh, yeah... gotta have it!!
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coming from the land that invented vodka (technically, it was invented in what is now Lithuania, but it was Poland back then) Zubrowka is one of the best --vodka with a hint of almond taste, Chopin and Lukusowa are my favorites. Then again, I won't drink, vodka unless it is Potato based. I also adore ukranian honey pepper vodka too.
My dad makes a heavenly infused vodka with chocolate and coffe beans from zubrowka. (that is where all the flavored vodkas come from--slavs who use infusers to flavor brandies and vodka.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
She uses the word slut as if it were a negative.
neb, all of the girls aborted your fetuses.
Submitted by nebajnim on May 29, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Brad? Is that you?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
why is lauren speaking about a show in such detail when she claims to never have seen it?
and i don't care who's a slut....just use protection... but when you get pregnant, try to stay of jerry springer because i don't want to hear about it...
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I always like to point out that a slut, by definition, is a female. So a guy that has sex with lots of women might be something else, but not a slut. My ex-girlfriend was a slut. Me, on the other hand, I just don't give a fuck. If i am like a slut, then whatever.
I think the idea of only a woman being a slut, is that it goes against nature. Women evolved to select the best mate. The biggest buck deer gets to have sex with all the does. Say a doe wanted to have sex with some other bucks, she wouldn't know who the dad was. If a buck had sex with a ton of does, barring the does being sluts, he would know all the fawns were his.
That being said, humans are not animals. Look at those cult mormons (or as Ali G called them: "the Morons.") Those people are weirdos. What guy in America would want to have all those kids to be responsible for. And those women would be nuts when they all got their periods. You know how annoying those fanatic religious types are already!
If anyone is still reading, let me tell you another thing:
Women do behave "like that." These two girls I just got done dating, they would both just come over, get fucked, then leave. They had jobs to get to in the morning, or kids who were having their daddies bringing them home in the morning or something.
Or, if I would go over there, they would fuck, want to cuddle for about an hour, then they would want to fuck again, and then kick me out, so when the kids woke up, they wouldn't have to know their mom was a slut. For now I am swearing off women with kids. As one friend of mine said though: one thing about girls with kids is you know they must like to fuck. That seems to be true.
roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 10:03pm.
youre just as fucking stupid as perez bye
- Ok, if that made you feel better have at it, at least we know how to use apostrophe's.
youre should be you're, stupid.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 8:03pm.
so re you bye
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
youre just as fucking stupid as perez bye
youre just as fucking stupid as perez bye
Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Yes, the women of SATC fucked alot. And so do real women. I maybe found Samantha to be a little extreme, but this shit is the same shit I dished about with my friends for years when we are all single girls. It's just how it is and I don't see any exploitation going on here, for Cripes sake. It is pretty close to the truth, at least MY truth, so fuck off, gappy. Shit , she had quite a rep in the day herself, to call "slut" to anyone!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I actually agree with all of you who love her...I'm just funnin' here....she's a still gorgeous, smart, strong woman and the kind we need more of....I am a single black girl from Black Century Com which is a niche dating service for blacks and whites.
She's acromegalic.
Check an IGF-I please.
Actually, there were plenty of women writers on the show. Most of the plot were taken from dates the women writers had been on or events that happened to them.
The ashen, dark gray shadow under Lauren's neck is freaking me the hell out.
Never watched SATC, but I think Lauren's got Alzheimers. What the hell is she babbling about?
Having said that, I admire the fact that she's hasn't mangled her face with surgery, Botox, mayhem, and a dubious pact with Satan. Makes her a Hot Slut in my book.
Damn,if i looked like that I would hide myself,she did not age well at all.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I've never seen the show either, but it does seem hella stupid to me... that's my main problem with it. Most of mainstream t.v. seems to be about people being sluts. Especially "Meet the Press" on Sundays, my favorite. Tim Russert is such a HWORE!
And I had to wait on Lauren a few times and she was one of the most psycho, spoiled, irrational, self-centered whorebags I ever had the misfortune of meeting. Very unbecoming.
Meh, she's basically right, but even if she isn't (which she is) I love this crazy ho. THIS, bitches is how you age gracefully (Yeah, I'm sure she's had shit done, but not to the extent of Janice Dickinmouth)....
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Here I am! And here's one for YOU! *mwah*
Lucky for us, we have recycling bins on our floor, and I can just smuggle Mr. Hekki's beer bottles and cans out rather daily. But everyone still knows everyone's business by their garbage. Damn 9J keeps putting her empty Merit cartons in the glass/plastic bin and 9D puts her empty cat food tins in the paper bin.
It's actually funny, in her day she spread her shit around hollyweird pretty good! Christ if you had a pulse, she would jump your ass.
God, she is really pretty but also really stupid. First, SATC is based on the book by Candace Bushnell, who though somewhat suspect, is widely believed to be a woman. Secondly, why is okay for men to fuck about but not okay for women to slut it up. I say, if you're responsible, and willing to cope with the consequences of being promiscuous, then slut it up! Don't apologize either. As long as sex is not for personal gain (other than orgasms, of course) than have sex for the sake of having sex. God bless...
XO, Monkeypox
p.s. my fingers are stained a bright red thanks to all the delicious fiery cheetos I've consumed...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I live in Espanola, NM and this one day Lauren Hutton came into Lowe's where me and my bf work. It was hilarious to see the manager lick her asshole! Anyway there really isnt any point to my story other then my boyfriend asked if I had seen her and I was like who the hell is Lauren Hutton? Then he said "Oh William Dufoe twin sister! Ha ha ha."
I'll bet she can whistle pretty good with that tooth gap.
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I thought it were Madonna at first... You can see why though, I think Vadge may look like this aged 100? Lv x
you know what's great about this
LH will never be interviewed again in her life.
Last time we ever hear this crap. Thank goodness.
Solid Life Rule 37: Try not to offer opinions on things you know nothing about.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:43pm
see ya, Mrs. K!... thanks for the enlightenment!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."