Gappy Doesn't Know What She's Talking About!
Lauren Hutton was on "Today" this morning with Kathie Lee to discuss dry vaginas or something like that. No, I don't know why her ass was on. Anyway, the topic of "Sex and the City" came up. Lauren said she's never seen the show, but she decided to babble about it anyway.
She said, "It's written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That's what I think. Let's face it most men are sluts. That's what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece. You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this."
Gappy finished with, "I've never seen the show. Are the girls like that or not?" She's never seen the show, but she thinks all the chicks on it are boning night and day? This ho needs to sit in the corner and finish her shredded wheat. Did somebody spike her Metamucil?
If the women of SATC are sluts then what am I? What's sluttier than a slut? Paris Hilton? The only official member of The Slut Club on that show was Samantha.
What's wrong with being a slut anyway? She's right about one thing. Most men are sluts. Being a dirty slut is a beautiful thing. Having no morals means you have more fun.
Also, what the hell does she mean when she said "women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece." Gayken's baby mama (see below) must be trying to make a Picasso then.
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She needs to tighten that shit up, she's beginning to look like a prune..
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I'm outta here.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
...LMAO at Mrs.Kravitz as usual....and the rest of you genius sluts...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 4:36pm.
aawww, aren't you always the sweety, Mrs. K!! *smooch on the hand*
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL, don't turn ya back, that's all I'm sayin'
KIDDING!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
SEE? This is why we love Gappy. She is a fierce take no prisoners kind of bitch.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:33pm.
aawww, aren't you always the sweety, Mrs. K!! *smooch on the hand*
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:25pm.
WOOHOO!!... i was gettin' worried! i mean, i'm halfway gettin' to the whole Pudge thing!!
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That much more to lurve.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
When she started modeling, the powers that be wanted her to fix her teeth and have various other procedures done, all of which she refused and as Mrs. K pointed out, she became the first supermodel without all that cosmetic help.
Apart from all the cool stuff other people mentioned, she's also an avid motorcyclist and tools around with a bunch of old Hollywood dudes (I think Denis Hopper & Peter Fonda might be a couple of the guys, not sure). About 5 or 6 six years ago she had a horrible accident and face planted in gravel when she lost control of her bike and flew off it. Just prior to going on that ride, one of the guys made her put on a helmet, which she didn't usually wear. Lucky, or she'd be a dead gappy supermodel.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:25pm.
WOOHOO!!... i was gettin' worried! i mean, i'm halfway gettin' to the whole Pudge thing!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Sweetie, that is what marriage is al about. Nicknames and embarrassing each other every chance you get.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 4:19pm.
See? Everybody wins! :)
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That is my philosophy...always go for the win/win
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Every two weeks we put out the bottles for recycling...it's embarrassing.
does this mean i can look forward to eventually being nicknamed Pudge and embarrassing my future wife too?!?!LOL!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 6:11pm.***
See? Everybody wins! :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 29, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Oh I meant it...and there's lots more where that came from, you brazen hussy!
Bunny is giddy tonight :)
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 4:13pm.
PLEASE!
Pudge is 1/2 Irish and 1/2 German.
Do
Not
Ask
about the alcohol consumption in my house
Just
Do
Not.
Every two weeks we put out the bottles for recycling...it's embarrassing.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Mrs. Kravitz, I take it as a compliment that you called me a "litttle vixen". I haven't been called that in a few years, you made my night, even if you didn't mean to. Thanx!!!!
Madge in five years..
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 7:08pm.
i can't say i'm a vodka snob, but i have to stick closely to my first rule most of the time... i'm 1/4 Swedish and 3/4 Irish... the Swedish makes me drink Absolut, the Irish makes me drink a lot of it
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Grey Goose it is, then♥
Twist my arm...
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:01pm.
i do love Krolewska... and the bottle is fantastic!!
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I have no idea what the name of the stuff is I have at home.
OK, so I go to the liquor store and I say to the sales guy, "Do you sell alcohol here?" And he looks at me like I'm insane.
So we are looking at the Grey Goose and the Skyy and the stuff with Cyrillic on the label and the What Have You, and he recommends the Polish potato vodka.
The cashier says "What a CUTE PUPPY!!!!" about Minch, gives him a treat and then we go home.
True story.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
MrsK: I LOVE you to death, but I won't be drinking potato vodka when you come here. I used to sell Grey Goose for a living, so I'm kind of a vodka snob. Well, when I can afford to be...
;-)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 12:00am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Don't let Janice Dickinson(?) let you hear that. SHE'S the first supermodel!! (according to her anyway)
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Ya know what? I'll say right to her surgically enhanced face AND then I'll sucker punch her.
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Can I watch? I'd LOVE to see her get punched.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 7:01pm.
i do love Krolewska... and the bottle is fantastic!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 6:59pm.
i may type some good stuff between then and now, but... that'll just be the blackout talkin'!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 6:48pm.
well, i usually stick with Swedish stuff, but... i'll give it a shot or five
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three little words my friend
Polish Potato Vodka
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, what is wrong with being a slut?????? Well.......a scorching case of Herpes and STDs galore comes to mind.......also unwanted pregnancy...........MK I guess you don't have the later to worry about........but other than those two things.......I guess sluttdome is okay.......
*big eye roll*
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If you stand back away from the computer about 15 ft. and squint your eyes a little, she doesn't look that bad. Lauren was pretty hot at one time.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Don't let Janice Dickinson(?) let you hear that. SHE'S the first supermodel!! (according to her anyway)
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Ya know what? I'll say right to her surgically enhanced face AND then I'll sucker punch her.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
***Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 5:57pm.***
Cool, cya next week! :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 11:47pm.
REPEAT:
she was the world's first effin' SUPERMODEL!!!!!!!
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Don't let Janice Dickinson(?) let you hear that. SHE'S the first supermodel!! (according to her anyway)
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Damn! Mrs. Kravitz and the others who are supporting LH, sorry but I gotta go start cooking dinner....keep up the HUTTON LOVE!
Talk to y'all later. Have a great night, peeps!
Edited to add: I saw Mrs. Kravitz says LH loves herb? Either I forgot that or didn't know it.
GOOD FOR HER! Even better. That makes her even MORE likeable, in my book!!!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Green Apple Smirnoff, huh?... well, i usually stick with Swedish stuff, but... i'll give it a shot or five
OT: i don't know much of anything about her or SATC, and i don't care to
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by Billie on May 29, 2008 - 3:54pm.
TOTALLY at home in her own skin, which is sexier than anything, really.
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Absolutely.
I am modeling my Depends years on her...perhaps a little less crazy, but not by much.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
...I actually agree with all of you who love her...I'm just funnin' here....she's a still gorgeous, smart, strong woman and the kind we need more of....
Oh, yeah, she is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out there.
And she LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES herb.
LURVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Obviously that's a lousy photo of her, anyway....I've seen better, recent ones....but that's the kind of shot MK WOULD post, if making fun of someone, of course.
I wish I had kept the article I read about her a couple of years ago, it had photos of her in her cool house out in the middle of some desert, she looked gorgeous for her age, TOTALLY at home in her own skin, which is sexier than anything, really. Like Helen Mirren. Same kind of attitude.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Hutton said out loud what critics have been saying ever since the show premiered. Big fucking deal. Who got hurt in any of this? It's better than blaming 60+ thousand earthquake deaths on "Karma".
After making a living on her looks she didn't resort to botox, cutlets and all that other garbage that makes most of these "stars" freaks and look alikes. She opened a lot of doors for women.
Wow MK got really offended.
It's a double standard-it's ok that men are sluts, but women can't be?!? I'm all for equal slutting around! No offense Lauren, but why is your opinion of a show you've never watched even relevant?
I will give her credit for not paralyzing her face in the name of vanity though.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Lauren is just simply "Queen Loon" and I luv her. I saw one of her segments on HSN in which she was hocking her makeup, and she was intensely lecturing the host and viewers that when they buy her makeup brushes to keep them clean extremely clean, and how you need to wash them frequently and to not mix brushes in different makeup. In practically the same breath, she stuck the brush in her mouth and then into several different makeup containers, then applied it to her face. It was freakin' magic. The host was dumbstruck. What a rock star in "American Gigalo" and everything else...
I'm having deja vu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Hutton looks better at 64 than Kidman does at 40, or whatever the fuck she's saying she is these days.
Yes, the bulk of her career was as a model. But if you have ever read anything about what she's like personally (besides this) she is really cool. And she doesn't give a shit how she looks. Read about how she lives out in the middle of some desert in her wild house....so she made a comment about a show she shouldn't have made...so what? LAUREN EFFING HUTTON. I am old enough to remember when she first started modeling. She was too cool and unconventional then, and she still is.
She's 64, smokes, and has been out in the sun WAYYYY too much. Obviously. She still looks good, despite that.
Nobody does a gap tooth better. And Madonna needs to fill HERS in. She ain't Hutton!
And yeah Janice Dickinson jaws about how she was the world's first supermodel...BULLSHIT. Hutton was. I remember. Dickinson was a blip on the map compared to LH.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by Hekki on May 29, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Well, I happen to agree with her and I think that show is an insult to women and I fucking love Lauren Hutton, so shut the hell up.
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Come over here so I can lay a big fat kiss on you, girl.
I'm a LaurenHuttonaloonie
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
***Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 5:43pm.
hey, trip-D... does that mix well with vodka and kahlua?... hell, i'll try just about anything once
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Try Red Bull mixed with Green Apple Smirnoff Vodka. I made it up myself and it is truly heavenly.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 3:43pm.
OT: wasn't the bulk of Lauren Hutton's career based on wearing fashion and keeping her mouth CLOSED?
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REPEAT:
she was the world's first effin' SUPERMODEL!!!!!!!
Doesn't that couont for anything?!?!?! Have you all forgotten how dreary the world was before supermodels?!?!?! And she was the first! A trailblazer.
AN AMERICAN ORIGINAL GODDAMMIT!!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Former supermodel Lauren Hutton
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Really? *scrolls back up* Ok...
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
@ESE:
Oh, just the vodka. Red Bull and vodka will do just fine. Problem is, last night I forgot the voddie. Geeking out ensued. *yawn*
ONT: so being single and fucking alot = slut?
*pulls on Team Slut tee shirt*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
She looks great.