Excuses, Excuses
Eva Mendes reportedly went to rehab to "research" a film role, Kiki Dunst said she went to rehab for depression and now Steven Tyler is saying he went to rehab to recover from a foot boo boo. I swear, these whores excuses are getting more elaborate? What's next? Going to rehab because you heard their meat lasagna was delicious? Going to rehab because you really love the scent of detoxing junkies in the morning?
Steven checked into Dr. Drew's rehab clinic earlier this month and it was claimed he was receiving treatment for a substance abuse problem. Steven's blaming his foot!
He said in a statement issued to People, "The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour."
He's a fucking rock star! He should have just lied and said he was addicted to coke, booze, beastilaity and looking like Janice Dickinson. You know, rock star shit! Instead, he admits he's got the old people disease!
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I guess "rehab" sounds more rockin' than "wound care center".
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All of these fools are liars.
Let me leave my comfy, nice home so I can stay with a bunch or junkies, nurses who go through my sh-t and curfews. Sounds like a great vacation.
Plus at Dr. Drew's place you have that annoying twat Shelly. Oh yeah that sounds like a great holiday.
Steven Tyler as a 60 year old rocker is a hella frightening thought and makes me want to move in with tibetan monks for safety.
I adore this man!
I believe him - he is an ex big time addict and ex addicts can't take anything like pain killers. So if he says he needed to go there to get thru his pain without taking pain killers or anything that would put his sobriety at risk - it makes sense to me.
At first glance I thought those were liver spots on his forehead!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 6:47am.
What the hell is going on with these damn celebs using "rehab" facilities as an excuse for every freakin' ailment they have.
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They probably all have the same publicists. It's as if publicists go through these fads where they come up with the same excuse or idea for everyone they manage.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
Obviously It's a pain killer addiction!
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What the hell is going on with these damn celebs using "rehab" facilities as an excuse for every freakin' ailment they have. What a crock of crap.
I need to go to rehad for a sprained wrist from playing raquetball.
Dude looks like an ugly old lady.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
This man does flips off of giant stage speakers, I'm sure he DID mess up his peepaw foot! LMAO
But I have a feeling he went to rehab for addiction to the foot pain MEDICATION, not the foot pain itself. lol
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Hi Von!!!!
I hope xxyz is ok today.....
Lakers! Have fun Downtown Sheeps! The "real" me, has to do some "real" work all day..... :(
missy, I thought Sean Connery was hot as hell, until I read years ago that he said it is OK to HIT a woman if she "gets out of line". He's a fucking PRICK.
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But then again, what do I know?
hey von! (Im taking liberties to include myself in the hawt funny crazy category...)
id hit sean connery and im still under 30
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Submitted by von3248 on May 30, 2008 - 9:20am.
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Nice rant. And amen, sister.
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But then again, what do I know?
He's got such a nice meth face. *shudders*
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 5:21am.
If I were a dinosaur every time I did the sex,
then every day I would be a tyrannosaurus rex.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
islandgirl! 'Sup, girlie?
Hey, to all my hawt, funny, crazy fellow dlist sluts out there!
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 7:21am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 6:17am.
You been with 2 many guyz.
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sotp it! sotp it! sotp it!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
They have surgery rehab places. They are different from alcohol and drug rehab places.
Something is rotten in Denmark.
Oh, and my brain cells are still pulsating trying to process the information that Gaykin has impregnated someone.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Waaaaa! your foot hurts.
Baby!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 6:17am.
You been with 2 many guyz.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
So lets see...so far we've heard:
"I went to rehab because I needed some sleep"- Justin Chambers
"I went to rehab because I was doing research for a movie"- Eva Mendes
"I went to rehab because I needed a foot repair" - Steven Tyler
"I went to rehab for my medical issues" -Lindsay Lohan
"I went to rehab because I was exhausted"- Mariah Carey
Why is it that when you're rich, famous, and can afford to stay in the nicest hotels in the world, you only go to rehab for research, because you need to relax, or because you need to recover from an achy foot? As far as I know, rehabs only let your ass check in if you have some sort of actual problem that they treat...otherwise, you're wasting bed space. Why do the media outlets even print this idiotic drivel? These publicists can't really believe that the world is full of dumb fucktards who will really believe this shit!
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Did he swallow a piano keyboard?
LOL! That's exactly what he looks like!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 9:17am.
Damn, I would still hit Sean Connery. Wrinkled old man balls and all. If he would talk dirty in that voice of his. Nice. Now I need a wank at 9:30 am.
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It's 3:30 pm here. Does that help?
PS I'd hit it too. Twice.
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But then again, what do I know?
*buuuuuuuuurrrrppppp*
Oh, sorry IG. *wipes IG's shoulder*
Damn, I would still hit Sean Connery. Wrinkled old man balls and all. If he would talk dirty in that voice of his. Nice. Now I need a wank at 9:30 am.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 5:15am.
I can't SOTP IT. I can't!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 30, 2008 - 6:14am.
Mornin', the Real PSL. Gotta drive downtown. I heard something about the Lakers??
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Did he swallow a piano keyboard?
Dawnie...
Or as the incomparable Mr. Connery would say: "Letsh get pished". HWORE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 6:10am.
I need rehab because I can't stop playing "2 Many Guyz".
Just Sotp!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 6:10am.
I believe him. Until now, I had never heard any rumors about Aerosmith and illicit drug use.
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hahahahha Sheeps...I don't get it...how can you be "on" this early in the morning? I slept 7 hours, yet still feel groggy......lol
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Gary Busey called.
He wants his dentures back.
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Submitted by von3248 on May 30, 2008 - 9:08am.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 8:41am.
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Hey, von!! Long time, no "see". Those chompers remind me of Mr. Ed.
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But then again, what do I know?
@IG:
I never back down from a challenge.
*gulps voddie and grabs pint*
Let's get pissed!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
*pours DDD a delicious pint of lager*
Thanks girlie, we have 2 kegs to get through before next Wednesday.
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But then again, what do I know?
I need rehab because I can't stop playing "2 Many Guyz". I have it playing in the background right now.
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"Just so you know, I'm not wearing any squirrel covers tonight."
I believe him. Until now, I had never heard any rumors about Aerosmith and illicit drug use.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
The words, "Foot repair" sends all kinds of freaky chills down my spine. Holy chit. No thanks. I fucking creak enough when I walk!
I'll take the pain meds though but only on Saturday.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 8:41am.
Nice dentures, pepaw.
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I just snroted my orange juice from laughing so hard...I hadn't noticed his "Polident-tasticness"
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
these people are such fucking liars it is a joke. You are an addict. We know. Why can't you you just face it?
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
missy- TOTALLY! Can't a HWAT big butt mom have a bit of fun, too??? Psh. ;)
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
@ISMU:
Well how about Vegetable Soup, Vanilla Ice Cream and and Vichyssoise?
*smooch*
Eat up, love!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
DDD - wooo!! fridayyy!!! hazy fucked up nights straight ahead!!
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Uvula - yeah, I bet your loving husband, adoring children and rich family life really gets in the way of all those lonley hazy nights of getting fucked up on narcotics.... a shame
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ahahhaaaaaaaaaa
3 V's! Lurve it!
*gulps last swallow of first voddie of the day*
Let's party motherfuckers!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I'd love to join the party, but I'm afraid none of the 3 V's are on my doctor's list of approved medication.
I can contribute Tylenol and a Fleet's enema to the party.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.