Excuses, Excuses
Eva Mendes reportedly went to rehab to "research" a film role, Kiki Dunst said she went to rehab for depression and now Steven Tyler is saying he went to rehab to recover from a foot boo boo. I swear, these whores excuses are getting more elaborate? What's next? Going to rehab because you heard their meat lasagna was delicious? Going to rehab because you really love the scent of detoxing junkies in the morning?
Steven checked into Dr. Drew's rehab clinic earlier this month and it was claimed he was receiving treatment for a substance abuse problem. Steven's blaming his foot!
He said in a statement issued to People, "The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour."
He's a fucking rock star! He should have just lied and said he was addicted to coke, booze, beastilaity and looking like Janice Dickinson. You know, rock star shit! Instead, he admits he's got the old people disease!
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DDD - SURRSLEY!! I like bradiful bitch's 3 Vs:
vodka
valium
vicoden
(but bump the vics up to some morphine sulfates and weve got ourselves a party!)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Translation: I got addicted to perscription meds.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
@Missy:
Word. I love me some pain meds. Not to the point of having elective surgery to get them, but I could see why people do that.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by auntchris on May 30, 2008 - 7:44am.
Doesn't he have a really nice home and enough money to have a nurse/chef/therapist come to the safety and privacy of his own home to recuperate? Who wants to go to a rehab center, no matter how nice it is unless you can't get off drugs?
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cause you could get high at home more easily.
I had to be locked up to get off drugs. the urge to use is too strong
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm going to rehab because I need a break from the pressures of work..well......shit, I don't have a job.
Never mind. Hey, IslandGirl, can I have a pint, please?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Do these people who come up with these dumbass excuses think the public is stupid?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
he probly hurt his foot and got hooked back on the pain meds... he coulda been honest and said "I love junk, and boy is it addictive!"
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Steven wasn't lying--his foot is addicted to cocaine!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Doesn't he have a really nice home and enough money to have a nurse/chef/therapist come to the safety and privacy of his own home to recuperate? Who wants to go to a rehab center, no matter how nice it is unless you can't get off drugs?
wait... they have good lasagna in rehab?!?!... *packing suitcase*
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
lol...Islandgirl--I think those are actually his freaky gums!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Nice dentures, pepaw.
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But then again, what do I know?