Friday, May 30th 2008

Are The Chosen Ones Among Us?

OK! Magazine is reporting that a bunch of French hos are claiming that Angie Jo has blessed the world with her two new messiahs. French media outlets are saying she gave birth this past Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. Catholic clinic? I'm surprised the joint didn't explode from her intense holiness. Hmmm...I also didn't feel the earth shake on Sunday. Must not be true.

The rumor is that Angie had her doctor flown in from California for this very special occasion. She had the Pope flown in too, I'm sure. She reportedly named them Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.

Dustin Hoffman recently said that Angie was due in August, but he could have just been blowing in our asses. Blowing in our asses without tongue! Rude.

I won't believe it until Maddox shouts it from the hilltops. Yeah, right. He's over this baby shit. He probably sits in the corner playing his Nintendo DS and rolling his eyes.

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sumbitted by heart angelina:

can still defend Angie without being the person I was.

Then why in the fuck didn't you act like a civil, adult BEFORE?????

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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

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M.E. that's fair enough but as some point out in France...Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.”

I seriously doubt she has them. I don't like speculation anyway I would rather wait for confirmation.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 30, 2008 - 8:32am.

Hi Mrs.Kravitz, you are HWAT!!!!
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Thanks. A little plastic surgery goes a looooooooong way, IMHO.
Spanx helps.
Oh, and Kegel exercises, too.

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

She could name them fric and frack and I wouldn't care, but if she did have them, I hope she keeps her word this time, and disappears for a while, that is before she pimps those two out to the highest bidder!

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LA - I'm not trying to start anything, but, how can you say with 100% confidence that AJ hasn't had the babies?? You are not there, you are not with her.

Instead of stating like it's factual, why don't you just say that you don't "think" she's had them yet.

Since everything in speculation.

I really like those names. If she did have her babies early I hope they are healthy.

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“All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard.” - Lindsay Lohan

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 30, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:17am.

Way cool, works for me!! Thanks!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I like the second baby name better.

Hi Mrs.Kravitz, you are HWAT!!!!

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:17am.

Ok, I'll either catch you on there tonight before I pick up my bf at the train station or sometime this weekend. yay!

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Damn, I thought my cats were pretty good. Now I realize I need to get my dumbass back to the ol' drawing board!! She's really talented!!

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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 11:26am

Take care, Billie, and thanks for sharing the links to your work, it's wonderful, truly. ♥♥♥♥

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Billie--I so want you to do my babies, all three of them!!!!

We'll stay in touch ♥
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

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thank you so much Billie - you made my day today :)_____________________________________________

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Billie Angie is 32...she will be 33 this June.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Mrs. Kravitz, Guido's not for sale! I kept him my myself. I love that crazy painting!

You're 53??? You go girl! I turn 50 in August, as I've said.

Okay, sorry all I have to get back to work, am working on 4 commissions right now (paintings) and between this thread and the one on Harvey Korman's death (sadness!!!!) I've spent wayyy too much time here this morning.

TTYL, everyone have a great weekend. I'll be back later, but ah needs tuh get to work now for real!

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the girl is so cute!I like her!

Just take it easy!
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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 10:21am.

Sorry I took the thread off topic

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nono, we love it. that was a worthwhile diversion if there ever was one.

I am so buying your stuff from CafePress... (the art is a bit out of my budget for now... Kudos again:) )
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Thanks ya'll! I like to not be anonymous at ALL sometimes, you know? So every now and then I put my info on here. I think it's easy to forget sometimes that everyone on the net are actually real PEOPLE and not just cyber, you know?

Mrs. Kravitz, you're older than I am? Woooo! LOL well it's better than the alternative, isn't it?

Oh my current avatar is me, circa 1975.

Hey, back on topic, how old is Angelina now? I forget.

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Some of you really don't like the name Isla? Aww, I love it! It reminds me of Borat's girlfriend...or...finace...or wife...or baby mama...whatever you want to call her. But Angie Jo (being as sophisticated and cultured as she is) probably pronounces it the way it looks phonectically. Iss-luh and not Eye-luh

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Billie--
I lurve Guido!!!!!!

Yeah, I am fifty effin' three and I am HWAT!!!!

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

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Submitted by K2 on May 30, 2008 - 10:48am.

Well maybe it is a few month...she hasn't given birth yet but then again twins can come early.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Thanks peeps (re: my art) I do a lot of Greyhound art, yes. Some IG's too. Iggies are so cute!!

Sorry I took the thread off topic, but anyone with a MySpace page want to "friend" me, go ahead. I don't send out tons of bulletins or anything, I am not on there constantly posting stuff.

If I ever do any more art of AJ, which I doubt, I'll probably make it something crazy. Like, her with a gun or something. LOL maybe flying through the air. Something less...static.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

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Billie

Your pet portraits are great.

The one of the Boxer looks just like my old boxer...ok now I'm sad, I miis him :(

Great work.
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Wtf, Ilsa?

Oh, it's Isla!

For a moment there I thought it was Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

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Billie--That's my Moose boy. My baby. And yes, I am fully aware that I'm nowhere near as good as you are, and I'm cool with that, LMAO

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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
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"Solitude" is just gorgeous. What a talent you are.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 7:31am.
but then again I'm almost 50
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You old, bitch!
But not as old as me :)

I am as old as dirt.
And richer than God...not really, I made that part up.

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

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I love "Antonio"!!!!! ♥♥♥!!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 30, 2008 - 11:10am

No problemo, like the proverbial bad penny, I always show up, LMAO!! Whenever you get chance is good with me.

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missy's picture

WOW Billie - those are AMAZING!! I LOVE the greyhound ones!! My sister has an IG♥♥

Bravo woman :)
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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 11:09am.
Beautiful Princess Diana, brought a tear to my eye, I loved her so, and that's really HER. Excellent. You have incredible talent.

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missy's picture

oh shit Billie - those were done by you?! theyre great!! You have a real talent!

*runs away from AJ post to peruse art website*
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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 11:09am

OMG!! I DO PET PORTRAITS TOO!!!!!!! (spastic fit done now) I love to draw animals, I've done cats and squirrels, mostly cats, they are my heart. I'm definitely going to check out your stuff.

OnT--Y'know, it would be interesting to see the drawings of the kids, with their international experiences, I'm sure they're much more than just car, house, tree.

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on May 30, 2008 - 10:05am.
Everything I've read - several review sources are commending AJ's performance in changeling. She was actually nominated at several awards for A Mighty Heart.

(thats all well and fine. i dont have shit to say about her movies because Im not into the movies she makes.. whatevs)

Being due in a few months and having the babies now wouldn't make her a liar either. Why do you all drag yourselves down to such childish comments? Why do you give her entries the hits if you hate her so.

(Angie jo doesnt benefit from the hits, MK does. Childish comments are fun!!)

I don't consider her a saint and I've only seen 2 of her movies, but what's so horrible about her? I just don't get it.

(nothing is SO horrible about her, just horrible enough to make great snark. Its too easy with people who take themselves as seriously as she does)

I hope her babies are ok, I'm due June 18, it scares me to think about having my baby early and complications.

(God bless you and your baby - best of luck)

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Kizzy--No diggity! I may not be around after work today, though. If not, are you usually on sometimes on the weekends?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 30, 2008 - 11:07am.

For certain, it's like someone's siggie says,"Dlisted-it's a helluva drug..."

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Submitted by Little China Doll on May 30, 2008 - 7:06am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:59am.

I'm curious, why do you add "including myself". Are you and Angie BFF's or something? Of course you'd be in the dark like everyone else!!

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Don't you know? She is Angie's defender, protector and guardian angel.

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Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 11:05am.
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You go, Twisted Sister!!!
we're not gonna take it, no! we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it, anymore!!!

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Everything I've read - several review sources are commending AJ's performance in changeling. She was actually nominated at several awards for A Mighty Heart.

Being due in a few months and having the babies now wouldn't make her a liar either. Why do you all drag yourselves down to such childish comments? Why do you give her entries the hits if you hate her so.

I don't consider her a saint and I've only seen 2 of her movies, but what's so horrible about her? I just don't get it.

I hope her babies are ok, I'm due June 18, it scares me to think about having my baby early and complications.

missy's picture

Kizz - youre not an old bitch unless your birthyear was in the 30s :)
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In the case of twins...sometimes C-sections are neccessary. Luckily, I had my boys naturally...but i had to sign papers saying they could do a c-section if it became neccessary. I HATE the idea of someone cutting open my stomach...it's not giving birth...its having something removed. lol.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 30, 2008 - 11:01am.
can I give you mine, and you buzz me later? its Kizzy1972@hotmail.com (yes I am an old bitch)

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 6:30am.
And in other news, I had a massive bowel movement.

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

missy's picture

GOOD CALL LOLO!!!
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missy's picture

no, all I have to say is STFU!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 30, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by LoLo on May 30, 2008 - 10:57am.

she does have a Twisted Sister vibe to her today, gotta admit... i like it!

I LOVE HER AND THAT SONG!
How you is Stranger?

Ima go play on a safe thread! This one here scares me and ive had a long enough start to my morning.

BE GOOD KIDS! yeah right!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

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hahahaha, LoLo...when you call me Taco Mom Times I feel like I'm in a Shitney thread!

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amle's picture

awww I hope they have James Havens beautiful eyes.

Kizzy's picture

Billie--Those are awesome, dude!! The first is absolutely beautiful. The others are great, too, but the first one really captures her brilliantly. Very well done.
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