Are The Chosen Ones Among Us?

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Thanks for the explanation on the pronunciation.
You're right about Isla. When I first read it, I thought of Madonna's "La Isla Bonita".

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I knew she was due to pop soon!! I had twins boys myself and i could just tell by her ginormous size that she was about to birth. PLUS...we havent seen any pictures of her in the last few days...

LOVE the names they picked...IF those are really their names. She used her mom's name for one middle name and Brads mom's name for the other girls middle name. That's sweet. :D

Several years ago I did a drawing of AJ and 2 paintings. The drawing is not for sale, (I'm keeping it, it's the first thing I did after a several-year hiatus of not doing any art) but the paintings are for sale.

Links for anyone curious. I had just started oil painting I think a year or so before, the drawing is from 2001, the paintings from 2005.

The paintings are a bit "wooden" to me, but I hadn't been painting long, as I said:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/tenpartscrazy/DListed/Angelinapai...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/tenpartscrazy/DListed/Angiepainti...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/tenpartscrazy/DListed/Jolie.jpg

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Kizzy--nah, not at this computer I use at work. I can't download the program without an administrative password :(
I've got messenger at home, though!

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Well Missy, Im here now if you have anything else to say to me.

If you need me to clear stuff up or set things straight I will.

I just want you all to know the truth.
My brother posts here and said there are some things i need to clear the air about.

Mad sneaks on the computer and tells lies because he is upset i wont let him have Zaharas hand bag! kids!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

It's got so much specific information, I believe it very likely is true.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Brad is probably sucking on angelinas stretched out tattooed gut now. Because she told him to. 10 mil for the first pics of her flappy flesh.

I dont consider a c-section as giving birth. Giving birth is when you spread'em and push and fart them out.

Just two more mini-blobettes for the world to have to read and hear about.

Poor Shiloh. She just got out of blobdom

If those truely are the names, I like them and I'm actually surprised that they are quite normal.

Who was here, didn't I say one of them would be named Ameleli?????

Submitted by LoLo on May 30, 2008 - 10:57am.

she does have a Twisted Sister vibe to her today, gotta admit... i like it!

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

I call bullshit! The real names are South Dakota Nectarine Jolie Pitt and Timbuktoooh Speedboat Jolie Pitt.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

hey angie jo - STFU!

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

MISSY!
TACO MOM TIMES!!!!

Were not gonna take it!
NO
We aint gonna take it!
Were not gonna take it ANYNORE!!!!!

Is that twisted sister right?

I feellike that should be the theme song for Missy's posts today!

DUDE!!!! Angelina Jolie Pitt ios with us???
DORKS!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

@Your Mom Ate--- would you happen to have messenger?

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Good for you, Missy!

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

I swear i have not given birth yet.

I am getting bogger by the secod though!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Im not falling for it.

ANY OF IT!!

FUCKERY AND FAKERY!!

(not about the birth, who knows who cares, well find out soon enough, but everything ELSE)

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by The Audrey on May 30, 2008 - 10:47am.
I feel bad for her if she's due in August. In pics I saw of her last week, she already looked like she was about to pop. Add two-three more months onto that, and she's gonna be HUGE! Not to mention super-uncomfortable...
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Without a doubt!! I was an August baby, (Leos r #1!!) and I'm not sure my mother has forgiven me for it yet....
I DID try to explain to her that it was the timing SHE chose to have sex, but that was lost in the torrent of complaints about sweating and swelling and bed rest.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

She used to be so hot. She got wayyyy too skinny. And that can't be good for the babies. She never looks like she gains any weight even when she's pregnant.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Submitted by Hekki on May 30, 2008 - 9:46am.

But seriously, those are nice names. I can't really believe they are the babies' real names.
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Yep. I personally don't believe this story because the real names are going to suck ass.

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Doesn't "Isla" mean "Island"? Odd name that. Amelie is a cute name for a girl. Pronounced, "A-me-lee", I think? If those babies were already born they must be extremely teensy tiny. It's not easy to bond properly with a preemie and twins no less. I hope they are healthy as I hope that for all innocent children.

Submitted by Hekki on May 30, 2008 - 10:46am.
Oh, Angelina Jolie-Pitt, we are so honored that you came here to give us your news personally. May the angels guide you through your sacred journey of birthing the holy twins. Bless you, Santa Angelina.

Well thanks i guess.
Im a litte nervouse because i want to try it the natural way. I dont mean no pain meds, just no c-section this time. I mean with Shi it was a emergency, but ive been nervous about you know.... ripping. OUCH!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 10:30am.
Well K2 twins can come at almost any time around the due date. Half the time they never make it to full term. Angelina never lied about anything. She only knows the date they're supposed to come, not when they will come.

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I must confess, I am ALWAYS up for a good debate. However, with your track record I don't want to be antagonistic and contribute to you being banned again. BUT if you have time, take yourself over to Perez Hilton - you will see in the archives that there is a video of Jolie & Black being interviewed. HER exact words
are " I'm not due for a few months"! With twins you can give birth almost 4 weeks prior to the due date - still this interview was only done like 2 weeks ago. It doesn't add up. Few months would be (3 or more) likely be August. She was trying to throw everyone off her due date on purpose. I will give her credit though, she can lie with a straight face! You claim she hasn't lied about anything (like how would you know?)and I say she lied if the birth announcement is true. The proof is in the pudding.

These babies were INCREDIBLY well-timed on her part to distract from her shitastic performance in the new Clint Eastwood movie. Apparently they are saying it's his worst movie ever and mainly because of how atrocious she is in it. Plus they say she just looks ridiculous because it's supposed to be a period piece and she insisted on staying anorexic looking which doesn't work at all.

She better pimp those babies out HARD.

I feel bad for her if she's due in August. In pics I saw of her last week, she already looked like she was about to pop. Add two-three more months onto that, and she's gonna be HUGE! Not to mention super-uncomfortable...

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:37am.
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It's very obvious you are trying to make an effort, and to me, that's commendable. You're trying. That counts.

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Oh, Angelina Jolie-Pitt, we are so honored that you came here to give us your news personally. May the angels guide you through your sacred journey of birthing the holy twins. Bless you, Santa Angelina.

But seriously, those are nice names. I can't really believe they are the babies' real names.

WAIT! You guys all thought i was too skinny?
But what about my hair?

I used mayo as a conditioner but i feel like it is always so DRY!

James said it was because of being pregnate and something about vitamins.

I try to take my vitamins but, well its hard to remember EVERYTHING!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Punch! Slap! Punch! Dunno know why, but seeing these two faces (her smug, shitty face and his haggard, beat mug) make me wanna punch and slap the hell outta something. I may be the only one who doesn't give two turds about their names. How the hell is Amelie pronounced anyway? Is it just Emily with a smart-ass spelling or what? Isla? Uggghh. Sounds too much like Isma, which is an ugly name.

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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA

"Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 10:31am.

It's the kinder, gentler LOVE/HEART 2.0"

Well, that's good, I must have been out of the loop. My apologies for any offense to her then, if she's settled down. Life's too short.

Back on topic....I hope AJ has finally stopped with all the tattoos. I have four (small ones) myself, but she's got shit everyone. And everyone with ANY sense knows do not get someone's NAME tattooed on you! You'll be sorry! You can still see on her other arm the remainder of that dragon tat. I remember when she put "Billy Bob" above it, and I was just horrified.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Soooooooooo, just because it was announced by Dustin Hoffman that she was due in August, that makes it true? Correct me if I'm wrong, but AJ never confirmed or denied that due date.

I've have been suspect for a while now that she is farther along than we all think and that she is due no later than mid-June.

So, with that, the fact that she is carrying twins, was so GD thin to begin with, most likely has been put on bed rest and the fact that something like 75-80% of twins are born pre-maturely, I'd say she may have popped the golden eggs.

Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:37am.

Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 10:31am.

It's the kinder, gentler LOVE/HEART 2.0

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Thats exactly right, Kizzy!!!!

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

That explains why angels are weaping and doves are gliding around the DListed compound.

@ LoLo-
thanks for the low down! It does sound stupid as fuck, but I do believe it. I think I saw a "fight" a few weeks back and I got bored/annoyed with it, so I bailed on the thread. Anywho, on topic as well: I am bored as fuck with these people (St. Whorelina and her Brady Bunch).

♥REHAB is for when I'm gloomy♥

Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 10:31am.

It's the kinder, gentler LOVE/HEART 2.0

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 10:34am.

DAILY dodgeball?!?!.... poor kid

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

Well I must say, i thought about getting medical help to become pregnate with these twins but our love was so strong that it just happened on its own.

That and havong sex like three times a day LOL!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Submitted by The Audrey on May 30, 2008 - 10:32am.

She had to even up the ratio of blobs to adoptees for the daily dodgeball game, Shiloh was getting her ass kicked.

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doesn't her Panda movie come out next weekend? Perfect way to sell some tix and some magazines

Submitted by K2 on May 30, 2008 - 10:25am.

i gotta admit, that made me think of "The Royal Tenenbaums" "He always introduced her as his adopted daughter"

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

Excuse me if this has already been questioned, but has anyone thought of the idea of Angie getting invitro to even out the ratio of biological kids to adopted ones?

It'll be three adopted, three bio when these babies are born. Seems like something they'd do...

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LOL I just came onto this thread to see if HeartAngelina/LoveAngelina" were up to the usual.

I like Angelina Jolie well enough but I'm no "loonie", and if I had a list of ten celebs I'd have at a party at my house, she wouldn't be on it, she'd be a total party bore I am sure.

Amy Sedaris and Rosario Dawson would top my list of people I'd like to meet and hang out with, of female celebs.

And I have enough sense not to get into some big stupid fight with strangers over the internet, much less about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but then again I'm almost 50 and Heart/Love is what, 19 she has said? I forget she's still really a kid. And yeah, I'm an old broad who doesn't give a rat's ass. LOL

You can't change anyone's mind about how they feel about celebs, and who cares? They're not your family or anything.

That being said, I still think AJ looks good in green, but she needs to gain some fucking weight and KEEP IT ON. She's still gorgeous from the neck up but she's still a skeleton these days, even pregnant.

Mainly I like AJ in movies like "Tomb Raider" and "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". She needs to stick to that stuff. She's got a limited acting range, for sure. And those "shoot em up" movies of hers are the ones I will go see, none others.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Well K2 twins can come at almost any time around the due date. Half the time they never make it to full term. Angelina never lied about anything. She only knows the date they're supposed to come, not when they will come.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Good Morning!

I am here in France on bed rest.
I have not given birth yet, but brad is here telling me he feels it wont be long now.

These days I am filled with love and i wanted to come here to tell you i have heard of the bitter battles because i read Just Jared.

I am here to answer any and all of your questions.
I am on bed rest after all, so i have time to really get down and get in touch with my fans.

How are you all this fine Friday?

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

What is with this new annoying contrived FACE she makes constantly. I know part of it is just the frozen botox problem, but seriously, it is fucking annoying.

I wonder how all of these kids will get distributed once Angie Voigt loses her shit and decides to start collecting something else. Maybe they'll auction them off at JustJared.

Well if she did give birth congrats to them. But she's a liar. She said in the interview with Jack Black that she wasn't due for a few months. LIE! Anyway, with all this excitement, Shiloh should go stay with her grandmother Jane for awhile. We know Jolie & Pitt won't be able to break up the knock down drag outs between Shiloh and Zahara since their hands will be full with twins. Someone needs to protect that little one.

Also, why do all media outlets refer to Jolie's kids like this : adopted children maddox, pax, zahara and one biological child, Shiloh???WTF? Why do they have to be broken down into groups? Everytime you read anything pertaining to those children that is how it reads. It's sad. Like the world doesn't already know that she didn't give birth to the asian children and the black child(no offense, but it's true). It goes without saying that her and Pitt didn't create those 3 children. What's with the constant labels?

LoLo yes that was sorta my goal at first, you didn't say it right, but I have reformed. As you can see no fights nor name calling has taken place. You can seriously relax...everything is fine. Being blocked...not banned...has softened me. I can still defend Angie without being the person I was.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

I get creeped out when people worship famous people. Even deadheads who worship Jerry... hes just a dude. A dude who had an impact, but still, a dude.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

_Little China Doll

Heart Angelina told everyone she comes here on a mission to start fights because we say bad things about angie. *eye roll*

We try not to engage.

She was already banned as Love Angelina.
Yes, it sounds stupid as all fuck doesnt it, but it is true!

ON TOPIC: Im tired of looking at these people and there is nothing wrong with that

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 10:09am.

Oh yeah, good point. So funny how the media works like that.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

There are some Brangeloonies seriously creaming themselves right now.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.