Denise Richards Better Be On This!
Charlie Sheen will marry Brooke Mueller tonight and.....they might be expecting a baby. Hell yes! Call girl robot aka Denise Richards better be putting on a hot leather catsuit, ready to pounce on that wedding and destroy all in her path.
A source told Rush & Molly that Denise knows the wedding is tonight, because her girls are in. She hasn't been told the exact location, "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew." A bitch can dream! Denise better crash this shit if she knows what's good for her and her boring ass reality show. She needs a major season finale cliffhanger!
If Brooke is pregnant, does this mean she's going to give birth to a prostitute tranny? I mean, Denise Richards did say that Charlie had "prostitute tranny infested sperm" and I sort of believe her. The world could use a few more prostitute trannies, so I'm ok with this.
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I am positive that his unit has reached it's expiration date........
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denise richards sucks but people seem to forget that charlie sheen is the scum of the earth. no amount of money would convince me to marry that crazy eyed loon.
I heard that Denise has enlisted the help of Undercover Brother to fuck up the festivities!
If I were Charlie I'd make sure to get myself an old, dumpy nanny when the kid arrives because otherwise Denise will be milking that tabloid story line too.
Charlie Sheen is the biggest womanizing playboy around and when he decides to leave her ass when shes 3 months pregs and starts saying all sorts of horrible crap about her until the blood between them gets so bad they cant even look at each other much less maintain a functioning relationship for the children involoved....shed better not say one angry word cuz she shoulda knew it was commin.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Too bad. Another child to come from a future broken marriage. Once a sex addict, always a sex addict. This charade will never last. He is a nasty ass pig. At least his latest bitch will get some notoriety.
...I'm sure Denise is revving up the big black SUV after getting wedding crashing tips from Martha Stewart....
By Denise saying he has tranny infested sperm, she's actually calling her daughters tranny's.
Dumb cunt.
Can't wait to see the press release from Denise about this.
...of course she's knocked up - Charlie's got one of the biggest paychecks in Hollywood...
They really match each other!
Just take it easy!
I happen to know "myinterracialmatch.com"There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the Beauty of life. The SEXY women and men are a real eye-popper .Dating, butterflies, romance... it all happens here.
Anyone is a step up from Denise Richards.....you can't go lower than that.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 10:59am.
Get cracking? I've been working on it since Al Gore invented the Internets.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 6:42am.
Well, get cracking! Charlie's big list of fetish porn sites isn't going to write itself.
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yuck. another drug addicted baby on the way.....how nice
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 10:39am.
Forgot them? NEVER! I'm just a little preoccupied with the midget porn at the moment.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 6:36am.
You forgot bicycle porn, car porn, and Berlin Wall porn.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
Seriously, is ANYONE not knocked up when they get married anymore??? Geez! I'm not saying that you have to be a virgin (who is anymore, btw?), but least use some birth control!
Hollywood is obviously filled with dirty trampy sluts. If they're getting pregnant at this rate, then they obviously aren't even practicing safe sex. STDs must be an epidemic in celebrity circles!
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Charlie has the gleam of a lecherous dirty old man.(hope this one sticks) :P
Submitted by madam s. on May 30, 2008 - 10:32am.
Oh, okay then. I can advise him on the best straight porn sites, but when it comes to tranny porn, animal porn, clown porn, and picnic table porn, he's on his own.
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ahhahaa Team V.,
My point is that if you are efficient and just bookmark the best porn sites, you shouldn't have to aimlessly surf all day. It was more of a time-management criticism.
Submitted by madam s. on May 30, 2008 - 10:20am.
You make surfing porn all day seem like it's a bad thing.
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Meet Brooke Mueller... Charlie's next psychotic ex-wife.
Let's see how long this one lasts having his babies while he surfs porn day in and day out.
Oxiclean might be a thoughtful Wedding present for the lucky couple.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by kikysweety on May 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
get it together... was it some, or one?
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Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
gotta go...ahve a great morning!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
PSL, prolly Shauna's first customers. Those girls are too cute. But I hope that damn show doesn't even make it to a season finale. Although, if she did crash the wedding, you have to admit, we'd all watch at least that episode!
Hey ESE...seriously because everyone knows it is IMPOSSIBLE to live on $110K a month!
someone has to work!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 9:56am.
PSL, that she's already got them taking pole dancing lessons?
hell, i would've figured she's already getting the lapdance money by now
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Gah. The only thing that would make this entertaining would be Denise showing up with a Bowie knife and trying to cut the baby out screaming "Thems my sperms, bitch!"
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Nitty, I'll bet Denise got them Lucite shoes.
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
PSL, that she's already got them taking pole dancing lessons?
We'll know Charlie has prostitute tranny infested sperm if the baby comes out looking like Brooke Hogan.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Rush & Molloy's article is a pukefest. Heh-NYDN does good PR work for Sheen.
I'm still gagging over the "unfairly handsome" comment.
Gird you loins Brooke.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 6:52am.
Denise failed to mention the he contracted the prostitute tranny infested sperm from her!
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right?
also, what does that say about HER daughters?
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Denise failed to mention the he contracted the prostitute tranny infested sperm from her!
Pregnancy is the new engagement now, I see. The order of things have changed. Now it's pregnancy, quick engagement and wedding.
Jamie-Lynn is lagging behind. She missed the last two steps on the way to a sure divorce.
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Submitted by lpf3344 on May 30, 2008 - 9:41am.
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
I love that we have some 'ethnic' friends on here...apparently Charlie's new bride is lpf's favor(ite?). I will say that I had NO idea that's she's always dating young billionaire on that site! Gasp!
Ah, another "actress" thinking this will be her big break! Psych!
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I will never understand why guys like this keep getting married. It's obvious he makes a lousy husband. What compels him? It's ignorant.
Gluttons for punishment, much?
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married? geez, he's getting more elaborate with what he wants his escorts to do
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
The Denise Richards Clone called Brooke is marrying Charlie for one thing and one thing only.........it's called M-O-N-E-Y.......she is a nobody and has to marry a "somebody" for the $$ and lifestyle. Of course she is pregnant.....she HAD to pop out an "anchor-baby" to ensure more $$ after he leaves her for a tranny prostitute.
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
prostitute tranny infested sperm? What kind of shit is that to say about the father of your own children? I can understand taking a swing at Charlie, but that one comment also put down her own children. His sperm was good enough to knock her ass up twice, wasn't it?
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Ewww... he's nasty.
I don't think Denise gives a shit WHAT Charlie does, as long as he stays away from her.
She's probably happy someone else is going to witness what a dumbass he truly is.
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
I think serial daters (people who HAVE to be dating someone at all times) can easily turn into serial marry-ers.
I SWEAR I know a 39yo guy who's been married/divorced FIVE times. He's not currently married, but he's constantly smitten with someone. And this is in Raleigh, NC, not Hollywood.