Robbed!
Forbes Magazine has put out a list of the "20 Hottest Young Royals" in the world. You know, because the oldie olsens at Forbes really know what's hot and sexy. The mag only considered unmarried royals under the age of 35. Guess who was number 1? Nope, not Princess Buggy Eyes. Nope, not Prince Hot Ginge either. Prince Willy was number 1! RECOUNT! Prince Willy should have been number 19 and his bald spot should have been number 20.
The list should have looked like this:
1: Prince Hot Ginge!
2: Princess Bea
3. Clay Gayken (he is the biggest queen in the world)
Here's how Forbes' Top 10 looked:
1. Prince William (Britain)
2. Prince Harry (Britain)
3. Zara Phillips (Britain)
4. Princess Beatrice (Britain)
5. Charlotte Casiraghi (Monaco)
6. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (Dubai)
7. Princess Victoria (Sweden)
8. Prince Azim (Brunei)
9. Prince Carl Philip (Sweden)
10. Andrea Casiraghi (Monaco)
Visit CNN to see the rest of the list.
Thanks JenRo
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I just looked over my shoulder, I thought somebody was there... YIKES!
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shes almost scarier looking than that thing in the grudge..she looks like a goddamn vampire. Out of all of them imma girl so I pick prince Harry of course. he is so ffucking hot. i wish he would give it to me good.
Will deserves the #1 spot!
That is one slack-jawed looking bitch. Harry is totally fuckable though. William USED to be but now he's starting to look like is busted-faced father.
Hey! What about Eugenie? I can't believe they didn't even include her and that her sister placed above her. She's not half bad looking.
Agree, agree, agree - Casiraghis win hands down. They are model material. Windsors look like your average commoner.
And Prince Azim? Andrea Casiraghi? Puhlease.
Beatrice hotter than Charlotte? Come on!! Unless being overweight, ginger and buck-toothed is now considered the international standard of beauty.
hey stephanies was gorgeus when she was young to much sun ruin her looks
Whoa. Beatrice looks like a bushbaby in a wig. That's a scary looking mouth also. A cross between a bushbaby and some sort of a vampire. She got the Windsor chops and that's fo damn sho not a good thing. Strange looking spawn. Bushbaby ....
Lohohater, that's Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.
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Robust Princess Bea looks like a bush baby!
The British royals are in NO WAY hotter than Princess Caroline's kids, the Casiraghis. Much less inbreeding in the Monaco clan, and Caroline's late lamented husband was quite handsome too.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Bea looks like a FURBY!! wtf
the chick in the photo, who the fuck is that? never seen her ass before in my life. she looks like she has downs.
we all know rick and kathy hilton have been trying in vain to get parasite married into a royal family,then kathys dreams of being accepted will be complete.
tooo bad no royal will touch that diseased skank.
if you put charlotte and parasite together in a room, she will think she's hotttter than charlotte. men would step over her to get to charlotte and she knows this.
thank god charlotte didnt inherite her aunt stephanies looks...
how in the hell could beatrice be one step above charlotte !!!
The Casiraghis are the total hotness. The Brits don't even come close.
what the fuck this list is wrong they put the Hottest in the botton and ugliest in the top
1. Prince William (Britain)Bald and fug
2. Prince Harry (Britain)mild fug
3. Zara Phillips (Britain)I have seen better ,fug
4. Princess Beatrice (Britain)just fug
5. Charlotte Casiraghi (Monaco)Beatiful
6. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (Dubai) Not sure
7. Princess Victoria (Sweden) beatifull
8. Prince Azim (Brunei)Fugly
9. Prince Carl Philip (Sweden)major hotty ,Orlan do Bloom better looking brother
10. Andrea Casiraghi (Monaco)Hot
What the hell...Stewie Griffin didn't make the list?
I'm pretty sure I saw that bugger on the right in a David Attenborough nature special. They're night dwellers in a tropical rain forest somewhere.
Whew...thats a ugly girl.
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Is it just me or does Bea look like that scary vampire ho from Fright Night??? The ginge with the mouth full of teeth??? *shivers*
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I can't believe I'm going to say this...Harry looks hot in that pic. (must.get.out.more.)
Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 9:54am.
Ha! We should create a fan club.
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Fergie and Andy's daughters are so fug. Put them in a regular High School and who would date them. They both look like the ugly wall flowers you see sitting on the benches at dances on 50's movies and tv (Happy Days and Grease). I am shocked that any royal but Hottie Harry made this list. William was cute, until his Mr. Ed overbite and his Chrome Dome halo appeared. But so sorry brits. I guess your teeth aren't the only things that need fixing. How about some glasses.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Sheeps, a pox upon you. Do NOT use Bea's name in the same sentence along with that cutie patootie, Emma!
Beatrice totally looks like the bugeyed Emma Chambers from "Notting Hill" (Spike's GF).
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
1. Prince William (Britain) TWAT
2. Prince Harry (Britain)GINGER TWAT
3. Zara Phillips (Britain) UGMONSTER
4. Princess Beatrice (Britain) ARRRGGGHHHHHH!
5. Charlotte Casiraghi (Monaco) I WOULD
6. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (Dubai) TWONK
7. Princess Victoria (Sweden) I WOULD
8. Prince Azim (Brunei)TWONK
9. Prince Carl Philip (Sweden) GAYLORD
10. Andrea Casiraghi (Monaco) SUPERGAY
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
NONE of the famous Brits should have cracked the top ten.
What? Wait a minute, Madonna The Vadgenator isn't on it?
Heads are gonna roll for that over sight.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Wow, these people are blind. The first 4 are ugly as fuck.
1. Prince William (Britain)-balding
2. Prince Harry (Britain)- meh
3. Zara Phillips (Britain)- very British looking. Kind of a frog in some pictures, a pass in others
4. Princess Beatrice (Britain)- is this a joke?
5. Charlotte Casiraghi (Monaco)- now we're getting somewhere. pretty girl
6. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (Dubai)- good loooking
7. Princess Victoria (Sweden)- Jay Leno chin
8. Prince Azim (Brunei)- I'll pass, thanks. Looks like a nice guy though
9. Prince Carl Philip (Sweden)hot damn, this guy is HOT! He easily beats Prince Willy.
10. Andrea Casiraghi (Monaco)reminds me of the prince in "Beauty and the Beast"
Sorry for scaring you Your Mom :( I'll hold you through the nightmares. You too Mrs. K.
Yeah, the tetes a claques are kind of scary. My
mom really likes them for some reason. Maybe it's a French Canadian thing. (They even sell Tetes a Claques pop in Quebec.)
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Bea actually made the list? This has to be a joke. Is this the Westminster Dog Show list? She's seriously fug. She's lucky she's rich. She can buy a husband.
The Casiraghi kids are gorgeous. Prince Hot Ginge is good-looking, but his stupidity is turn-off.
Submitted by Red on May 30, 2008 - 8:12am.
Submitted by Miss Lios on May 30, 2008 - 12:08pm.
They ignore him because he's married. This list is of unwed royals only.
I agree though, Felipe is HOT
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Hahaha!
The Man's ALWAYS keepin' us down!
Submitted by Miss Lios on May 30, 2008 - 12:08pm.
They ignore him because he's married. This list is of unwed royals only.
I agree though, Felipe is HOT.
Submitted by Pers on May 30, 2008 - 11:08am.
Poor Princess Beatrice. I looked at the photo they provided at CNN.com, and she looks like a tete a claques.
Look here if you have no clue what I'm talking about:
http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/29/hottest.royal/index.html#cnnS... (photo #4)
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Holy miniature goat loving! That's going to give me nightmares, tonight. I'm askeered...Hold me, mommy!
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Submitted by Pers on May 30, 2008 - 9:08am.
DAMN! You are absolutely correct!!!
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
...@ Bunny:
...Charlotte's mom and aunt used to both be hot stuff - gorgeous actually....neither aged well, though....spouses dying and joining the circus is rough on the face it seems...
mmmmmmm Andrea Casiraghi .... hotness. He should be #1.
Poor Princess Beatrice. I looked at the photo they provided at CNN.com, and she looks like a tete a claques.
Look here if you have no clue what I'm talking about:
http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/29/hottest.royal/index.html#cnnS... (photo #4)
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Prince Felipe of Spain is way hotter than the ones on the list. But of course, the press ignores him because he is hispanic.
The "Special" (yes, SPECIAL) edition Precious Moments doll made #4?
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@Aphid, that's just one of my ex's pet names, it amuses me as well.
Charlotte Casiraghi is very pretty--I'm surprised, since her uncle, aunt and mother aren't exactly eye candy. I like the fact they included non-British royals to the list, but they should have had the guts to place them higher than the Windsor brood. Let's be honest, other than Hot Ginge, the rest are mirror-cracking material. If you look at the rest of the list on Forbes, #20 goes to the Princess of Swaziland. She looks like a troublemaker. Apparently she threw a drinking party to celebrate the end of a chastity decree and then was punished with beating with a stick. I'm sure it was worth it, lol.
*wiping tears of laughter @ "holy cum bubbles*
Charlotte is the most beautiful by far. Harry is kinda cute. Sorry but William, it was really nothing....
Does it really matter how hot they are when the only ones who have a chance are direct blood relatives? The British royal family is inbreeding's home office.
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Yawn. "Sexy" royals are so yesterday.
Bea the lush should have the top place.
Er, what is that THING with the crackbaby face?
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