I'll Be Watching You
Go check your closet right now because there could be a ho living in there and you don't even know it!
A 57-year-old dude in Japan knew something in the milk wasn't clean when food started disappearing from his kitchen. He decided to figure out what the hell was going on by installing video cameras in the home where he lived alone.
The video cameras caught someone walking around when he wasn't around. The man immediately called the po po. They searched his home and found a 58-year-old woman living in one of his closets. The police said the woman got a mattress and a couple of plastic bottles into the tiny space. I'm guessing the plastic bottles were for pee pee times.
The woman was arrested. She told police she had nowhere else to live. The po po think she lived there for about a year, but not for the whole time. They think she was closet-hopping from joint to joint.
This is my ultimate nightmare come true! This is some Grudge shit!
Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.
Thanks Shy
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Thats some freaky shit right there!
Oh give me a fucking break. That bitch was probably making phone calls, watching the television, playing his Nintendo DS and eating his twinkies and Ding-Dongs when he was gone to work or whatever. She kept to the closet when the unaware asshat got home. Hell, she was living the high life I bet and I'm sure it beat those cardboard box mansions and shopping cart carpet-bags on wheels type of shit.
I bet she was one pissed off homeless homey when she got caught and had to go to some shitty shelter.
Um, what the hell did she do during diahrreah times??
You can't hold that shit in (literally). And it's not gonna fit in a damn bottle.
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Submitted by Hekki on May 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
That movie sounds cool def gonna check it out. Reminds me of that movie Monkey Shines. This story gives me the shivers. How did he not know she was there? She never sneezed or coughed? IDK, the whole thing is sad and creepy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Big deal, John Travolta and Tom Cruise have been living in the closet for decades.
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When they come out, they'll be dragging hangers on their boas.
I feel like a dumbass. I'm actually paying rent to live in an apartment the size a closet, buying all my own food when all I really have to do is be stealth enough to hide in someone else's house. I should find a blind person's house though, that way I could use the bathroom.
oh and MK since we're discussing ghost stories i have a few ghosts in apartment to. these things are real.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
oh god this was so funny i laughed my ass off. this guy needs some major security asap. however, i do commend the woman for being able to go unoticed for some time. i hope he did the charitable thing and gave her some money food and cloths.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Omg that poor guy! SCARY! EWWWWWW. Wonder how many chicks or dudes depending or trannies he brought home for sex???? She was watching!!!! EWWWWWWW.
Submitted by Chesters_muse on May 30, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Whatev.
I got more than a mattress and some bottles.
I have cable in my home away from home closet and and the guy who's house this is even brings me mail.
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LMAO!
ok that is some creepy shit!!!
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on May 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.
LOL that is some funny shit! I have always felt that way, too. And I also have dog...but he barks at the kids...not strangers walking through the yard. Der tu derrr!! HA HA HA
And by the way, this story FREAKS ME OUT. Holy shit.
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That's why my mom hasn't ever wanted a big house. She's paranoid someone would break in, hide somewhere, and you wouldn't know it until it was too late. But, we don't have to worry about that anyway, because we have dogs and they'd let us know if someone was in the house. Anyway, I feel bad for the poor lady.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Thanks MK it has taken me since the fucking movie came out to get the image of that freaky bitch not climbing around in my blanket out my head.You put it right back in man*now huddled in a corner sobbing*
Omg this remind me of the woman who went on vacation and when she returned she found a meth lab run by skinhead gang in her spare room
i screamed out loud when i scolled down and saw that fucking picture. that fucking bitch scares the THC right out of me. fuck. now i have to go in the spare room and get my fucking weed out of the closet!!!!! FUCK. thanks alot MK.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?......apparently the grude bitch is smoking it in our closets.
As long as they clean up after themselves and don't leave dirty dishes in the sink, I could care less if someone was living under my mattress.
Big deal, John Travolta and Tom Cruise have been living in the closet for decades.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
If this story were a romantic comedy, the two 58 year olds would fall in love and get married.
"El Habitante Incierto"! That's the movie from Spain about the man living in the wheelchair-bound woman's house. It was awesome. I hope it comes on cable again, because I don't rent movies.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 1:50pm.
That movie terrifed me!!! I actually don't mind being alone, but I am for sure going to look for a tiny studio now so that the closets are too tiny to fit a cat, let alone a human. Smart, right?
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Me too! I had 3 crazy-ass roommates at one time, but at least none were psychotic (that I know of).
Smart on the studio w/small closets, but don't get an armoire; they're big enough to hide people in too.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by The C word on May 30, 2008 - 11:29am
That movie terrifed me!!! I actually don't mind being alone, but I am for sure going to look for a tiny studio now so that the closets are too tiny to fit a cat, let alone a human. Smart, right?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Whatev.
I got more than a mattress and some bottles.
I have cable in my home away from home closet and and the guy who's house this is even brings me mail.
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
I almost sent this story to MK this morning, and then I felt guilty because I feel sad for the little lady. I guess she used his shower while he was away as well, and when they police found her she looked all neat and tidy and clean despite the fact that she's been living in closets for a year. Leave it to the Japanese to be able to keep their shit together even in those circumstances.
@Momsworld/Nitwitty
This is totally off-topic, but when I was 19 I had my own apartment that I shared with my 2 best friends in a converted Victorian home. I was watching a Jimmy Stewart movie and had the front door wide open smoking a huge spliff. Anyhoo, these cops creep up, literally making the tip toe creeping motion, all in their SWAT gear, carrying a battering ram. One even made the "sshhh" motion to his lips as he passed. And then BLAM!! the apartment beside me and the converted carriage house got raided. The guys were selling major amounts of coke out of there. I knew the neighbors enjoyed an occasional bump, but I had no idea it was like that. The cops didn't give a shit about me, thank god, but I sure as fuck moved out of that place within the week. I guess, to be more on-topic, it's amazing the things that can go on right under your nose.
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Aaah! Everytime I refresh, I see that damn picture! I'm totally gonna imagine that ghost crawling out of my closet while I'm sleeping.
Submitted by Falcor on May 30, 2008 - 11:18am.
I think I hear people crawling around in the crawl spaces in the wall at night. Its either people or rats...either way, im just glad im providing shelter for another living thing.
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You are much more patient and accomodating than I.
I used to have squirrels living in my walls in college. They would run through the walls at 6 am every morning and make squeaky sex noises at night. I am a huge animal lover but these squirrels pushed me to the point that I hated all squirrels and whenever I saw them, I wished them dead. Luckily, I got over it after our landlord finally removed them and plugged the hole. Gross.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 1:23pm.
OK, I'm a paranoid chick to begin with, and then MK posts shit like this. Having had numerous stalkers, this absolutely terrifies me. I think I have to reconsider getting a place of my own, and just look for a roommate instead.
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Then you probably shouldn't rent "Single White Female". ;)
@Sheeps: ewe're an absolute riot.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
heehee the Grudge (both of them) were soooooo terrible they were funny so this photo makes me laugh. I haven't seen the real Japanese version though.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
The intruder apparently was able to figure out how to open the paper rear door.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
OK, I'm a paranoid chick to begin with, and then MK posts shit like this. Having had numerous stalkers, this absolutely terrifies me. I think I have to reconsider getting a place of my own, and just look for a roommate instead.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
That's all I needed for motivation
to finally clean my closets this
weekend. I probably find a whole
troll family.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 30, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I took MK's advice and looked around. I found a huge, smelly guy's ass in one of my closets! Turns out it's just the bf looking for a sock.
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LMAO. :P
Submitted by pomegranate on May 30, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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LMFAO...I will show it to my kids,too!!!
Great idea!!!!
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@It's a secret. Shit du caca! That's mo skeerier than MK's story! *butthole pucker*
I think I hear people crawling around in the crawl spaces in the wall at night. Its either people or rats...either way, im just glad im providing shelter for another living thing.
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I DID NOT need to see that picture. It gives me the creeps. My hallway closet seems to mysteriously have gotten fuller over the last few months. Hmmm...I need to look into that. Although it might just be the hubby buying shoes behind my back.
If my daughters piss me off today, I'm going to show them this picture!
That reminds me of a truly creepy movie from Spain about a man living in a paraplegic's house. I'm trying to find the title on imdb, but whatever. It was GOOD.
There is no way anyone else could live in our apartment. They would go crazy from the chaos. And our closets are so packed, things fall out whenever you open a door.
That picture freaks me out, i have to scroll past it every time it comes up...that movie actually freaks me out too. yes i am totally gay.
and on topic...i used to check my closet every night because i was afraid that while i was in the bathroom or wandering around the house, that somebody would sneak into my room and hide in my closet to watch me sleep. I'm lying, I still do this. lol
Submitted by its a secret on May 30, 2008 - 1:04pm.
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fuck THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does she have a HUGE fucking PittBull now?
Mopa,
Three (or four) words...
D-List Sleep Over!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This kind of thing happened to my sister about 7 years ago. Little things missing or moved around in her apartment. She lived in Brooklyn. She called police and they checked her whole apartment, nothing. Then I was on the phone with her one day and she said "hold on" and I hear her running down the stairs, doors slamming. She gets out on the sidewalk and says "someone is in my closet". Police came, arrested the guy, there was a drug warrant from Florida, he got sent there. Sooooo scary.
Once again, you got me out of my crappy mood. I am immediately checking for hos in my closet. As soon as I get up. Which is when I, myself have to make pee pee times.
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woah...it posted twice. my bad.
That's insane. I read she got in one day a year ago whenever she tried the door and it was unlocked.
-sera-
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 12:46pm.
@CWord:
LMAO, Duggars! Aren't they about to have baby #20 or some such shit?
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Yah, some ridiculous amount like that.
Now there's a home where you could hide right out in the open.
If they ask, you just give yourself a # and say a name that starts with "J".
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
That's insane. I read she got in one day a year ago whenever she tried the door and it was unlocked.
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DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 11:43am.
Honestly, again?
I'll have to sew those moral buttons on tighter this time.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@CWord:
LMAO, Duggars! Aren't they about to have baby #20 or some such shit?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.