False Alarm!
This is a continuation to this and this post. Let's try and get the Brangie related posts up to 20 today! If this happens, the sky will suck us in, ending our misery once and for all. So....that woman who is knocked up with twins didn't give birth this week after all. Well, that's if you believe her spokeswhore.
They told People, "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
In case you were doing something better (anything is better) and missed the rumors, Angie supposedly popped out Jesus and Buddha in France earlier this week. The rumor was that she named them Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. This is not true. I think. Ugh. I don't know who to believe?
Maddox! Tell me what to think. I need your guidance. It was probably Maddox that tricked the press in the first place. He blamed it on Shiloh.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 1:47pm.
hahahaha. Not a fan, then?
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You are very perceptive- what gave it away?
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Submitted by lizzieb on May 31, 2008 - 6:44am.
hahahaha. Not a fan, then?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
What made me suspect this was bollocks was the nice names. You just know she’s going to call them fellatio and cunnilingus- ‘because we are artists and we speak the truth’ What a cunt. If only she had swallowed instead of rushing Brad’s juice to the doctors for the two for the price of one IVF baby offer we could be having a bit of peace. What am I saying- if she hadn’t squeezed two babies out of that test tube she would have adopted Chinese twins. There is no end to her fatuous, self serving altruism I am sorry to say.
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother
Regardless of how well Angie takes care of herself,(and is taken care of) any woman who carries twins to term will be very large and uncomfortable. I have the feeling she has disappeared for that portion of the pregnancy. She wont resurface until we can see each individual bone poking through the skin and Peoples 2 mill for the exclusive has already been spent on the children of some small impoverished country.
Beautiful names,too bad its a rumor.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nice names if they do call them that.
If I ever have another child and if its a girl, I have thought about calling her Amelie (great movie that too).
Well, the names were nice. I was so hoping that was true.
And anyone with twins is going to be much, much larger than Angie is right now just prior to birth. Even being in shape as Angie is.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Yeah, I caught that one too... If this goes on it'll be back to cu... very soon. And another ban.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Yes, just trying to be funny. Do you think I am so stupid I would love that there as a mistake??? Please!!! I did that trying to be funny. I haven't called anyone a name and I have no intention of doing so. Although I have had plenty of people calling me names.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Nope, failed again. You are a failure, you dissapoint me.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
@ Red...
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 12:00pm.
I haven't called anyone a bitch or any other name.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:29am.
Seriously??? This is the first time in weeks have I really posted. Its you bi...guys who sit here all day every day. Not me.
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But that was just for "comic relief".
Oh god what a cute picture of maddox!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on May 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
You know that was funny.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Red on May 30, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Oh well I am sincerely sorry. I didn't think I was doing anything wrong.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
No, I think they were better because they were better. Period. And funnier.
-"that...however they're my hellspawn. you should just acknowledge that. They're my babies and in a small, sick way...I smile upon them...but loathe them at the same time."
See? you suck major monkey balls at being funny.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
No you haven't, but you respond to every post aimed directly or indirectly at you instead of just ignoring. You're feeding the flames again, and that stifles the usually droll atmosphere in here.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:04pm.
MK is on the other thread you tard.
How about you take your crazy ass over there?
I fucking DARE you to start shit there ASSHOLE!!
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Well if you like them because they mocked me and my admiration for Angie then...yeah they were better than me. I would never do that...however they're my hellspawn. you should just acknowledge that. They're my babies and in a small, sick way...I smile upon them...but loathe them at the same time.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Red on May 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Give it up HA/LA. Your behaviour and other people's dislike of you is nothing to be proud of.
Now you're back, can't you try to play nice?
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I haven't called anyone a bitch or any other name. Thats as nice as I get.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
-"Who inspired them???
ME. I am the true life behind their delusional attempts to embarrass me and mock my admiration for Angelina.
Without me no them."
Nah, you're not at level with most of the "clones". It sucks when your "stalkers" are much better than you.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Respected?They are nothing but fucking tabloid fodder and a running gag line.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the two biggest movie stars in the fucking world...______________________________________
Um.........NO THEY AREN'T!! YOU LAMETARD.
LMAO!! Go back to reading Tiger Beat
and PEOPLE. Who gives a FUCK!
Only you...you should try your hand
at writing, perhaps non-fiction would
be my best guess since you are such
a story teller.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARILYN MONROE.
THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA SLUT.
WORD.
Boswalla not clone
Boswalla her own naynis holder!
I say in times of tard, dear lord why you make devil if you is not mean bitch in sky?
I burn down 1/2 dollar mans house cause bitch owe me money!
Give it up HA/LA. Your behaviour and other people's dislike of you is nothing to be proud of.
Now you're back, can't you try to play nice?
-"In fact Rotten Egg's siggy is a quote from LA1 not me."
That's dissapointing. And to think you're more boring that I gave you credit for. I have to give full credit to the "clones" then, they are the true life of the delusional love angelina party.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 11:34am.
Yes, darling, I feel your pain. :(
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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Right? I'm starting to doubt the veracity of the Holy Bible. *wink*
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But then again, what do I know?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the two biggest movie stars in the fucking world...they don't need to plant stories. They're working with top tier people, respected in their careers, and are internationally known stars. They don't plant stories for press...because they don't have to.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 12:34pm
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! You got that right! the only legit "news" source is People, not CNN, or AP, or Time...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
holy fucking santa angelina
this blog has turned in ONE FUCKING DAY back to LONEANGELINABULLSHIT featuring MichaelK.
Unfuckingreal. The ban was waaaaaaaaaaaay too short.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
yes, Please stay in France and don't come back!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Mrs. K., I'm torn. It's not People, so you can see my dilemma.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 30, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Dx3...edit please. Association is bad.
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Edit what? I am cornfused........
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Report: Angelina Jolie's twins born in France
1 hour ago
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Brangelina brood has just increased by two, according to "Entertainment Tonight," which reported Friday that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France.
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OMG, Brad and Angie must be having multiple orgasms over the fact that an actual legitimate news source fell for their crap.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies.
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But then again, what do I know?
Dx3...edit please. Association is bad.
LoLo started this ages ago, she has such comedic flair you could tell it was her straight away.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Triple D thats ok. Yes, LA1 was one of the first, clones, I called them, I have had several. LA1 was like one of the first. In fact Rotten Egg's siggy is a quote from LA1 not me.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
@LA and EEG:
I did not know that at all! But reading back, "Bo Buchanan" should have given it away.
Sorry kids, I have been outside doing yard work all day and am a little slow on the uptake. Thanks for the info!
Oh, and LA: I think I did miss LA1; before my time?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I never thought Brad Pitt was like her.He seems to be really laid back and cool,not holier~than~thou like Angelina Jolie.He just seems like a stoner to me.She seems like a bitch.
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Submitted by memccauley6 on May 30, 2008 - 11:00am.
Anyone who thinks Angie is big enough to give birth has never known anyone who had twins. She's gonna get HUGE, and she'll probably give birth at the end of July
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WORD. A friend of mine had twins and she was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bigger than this by the time those brats popped out.
(Just kidding, I love those little girls)
Whatever, AJ and Brad orchestrated this entire thing even before she got pregnant, just so they would stay relevant.
"OK, so we won't make an official announcement until I am really showing and then we will release several fake news items about the due date and the birth. We are really gonna shove this one down their thoats! BWHAAAAAA!!!"
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
It's the same trick they pulled about their "wedding" in new Orleans.
The Brangelina like to leak false stories that get them more press.
They are 2 attention whores and have movies to promote.
If they are sequestered in that 1000 acre french fort/winery that you have to drive 3 freaking miles from entrance to front door, and she's actually having the birth there.... well, then all bets are off as to info coming in or out
Guess the gazillion dollars they are going to get from the first pics of the twin spawns will pay for their new castle in France?
It's just Maddox and Pax messing with us.
Maddox: Babies are here.
Pax: Babies are not here yet.
Maddox: Babies are here.
Pax: Babies are not here yet.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Wait, so the AP is reporting the twins HAVE been born? What if the rep just doesn't KNOW?! LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Who gives a flying fuck? Im tired of these monkeys.
Go Lakers!!!
Just wait for the grainy telephoto lens shots of her preggo mceggo on her balcony that will undoubtedly pop up in the next day or so.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Anyone who thinks Angie is big enough to give birth has never known anyone who had twins. She's gonna get HUGE, and she'll probably give birth at the end of July
Anyone who thinks Angie is big enough to give birth has never known anyone who had twins. She's gonna get HUGE, and she'll probably give birth at the end of July
I wouldn't be at all surprised if Brangelina's people planted these stories themselves. Anything to keep Mr. & Ms. Famewhore in the news. Likewise, I wouldn't be surprised if Angelina shoved a video camera up her snatch while she was giving birth and sold the footage to People. These two really make me ill.