Friday, May 30th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Double the chin, double the fug! Jessica Simpson goes cuntry - Just Jared
Mischa Barton is missing. Um...that's probably a good thing - IDLYITW
Heidi Klum pretends to eat McDonald's (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Liev Schreiber is one fine, hairy daddy - Just Jared
Lezzy Lohan's presence did nothing for Ugly Betty's ratings - Popsugar
Sarah McLachlan in a two-piece! That's not something I though I'd ever write - Egotastic!
Supernanny's advice for Brit Brit - Hollywood Rag
King Fu Kitty is a bad ass pussy - Cityrag
Jacko is doing us all a favor by covering up his death mask - A Socialite's Life
Chuck Bass' private pictures. Unfortch, there's no pictures of him wearing an ascot and nothing else - Lainey Gossip
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But who knows she had a profile at +((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +))))+which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so
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It’s easy, we all falter, does it matter?
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
I guess Sarah McLachlan's CDs haven't been selling so well...wearing an old Victoria's Secret bikini, the horrors!
Damn, Sarah McLachlan looks good, especially for a woman who's had two babies.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Well Emma, you bring the Johnny's! LOL
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
We call rubbers Johnnys' :)
Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 5:07pm.
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Yes! I'll bring the rubbers and the tantric treasure chest. ;)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Ahh if only my weekend was gonna be that fun. Le Sigh.
Queen,
Road trip!!! We hit London, grab Emma B, then we are off to land of dark haired men with purring accents!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
CLARISSE! Rodrigo Santoro. Oh good god he is near perfection. I saw him in Love Actually when I was 15 and it was the first time I ever properly lusted over a male body. He is pure sex.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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I'm coming with! All those men are GORGEOUS!!!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Emma B,
But, i'm partial to the Brits!
QueenCharisma,
If we are talking Italian/Spanish men....
Gael Garcia Bernal, hell-to-the-yea!
Then Raoul Bova, Rodrigo Santoro, Javier Bardem...
Ok, after England, i'm off the Spain and Italy.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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Yes! Gael Garcia Bernal is also on my list of guys I'd like to fuck and he's from Mexico. Beautiful, beautiful man....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
All beautiful manly specimens Clarisse, but gorgeous men are all over the world! Truly spoilt for choice :)
Jessica really looks like Papa Joe in the pic.
EmmaB,
I'M ON MY WAY!
Ed Westwick, Christian Bale, Joseph Fiennes, James Purefoy, Eddie Izzard, Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You got a spare room?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Dem home cooked southern meals'll do that to ya. Pack on the pounds, Jess! That was we will quit talking about your relationship problems and focus on your weight.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I don't know why, but I think Liev Schreiber is a hot ass piece of man meat.
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AMEN, Dawnie! ITA (and I'm usually not into hairy chested men, but DAMN, he is HOT!).
Well if it makes you feel any better Clarisse, he can drink in England :)
All those calories from her binge drinking had to go somewhere. I guess better on the chin than on the gut, right? LOL she definately looks like she's got hangover bloat at the moment
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I'd let Ed Westwick motor-boat the girls any time he likes...althought i don't even think he's old enough to drink yet, so i feel a bit o'pedo!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Hahaha, I like like putting E- in front of things. I love the internetz.
Also, Supernanny owns!!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on May 30, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Bossy on May 30, 2008 - 2:29pm.
I wasn't saying she was FAT...she's far from it. I just think she looked like she put on a few pounds. Anyway, if I commented on everything that was truly obnoxious about her, I coule write a novel.
Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm
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E's?! Now I feel all inadequate :( *hangs head*
j/k *high fives EmmaB*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
E-High Five Q.C!
Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.
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LMAO! What a way to go out indeed! ;) I've got D's so I'm right with ya, girlie.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
QueenCharisma - Hahaha you go girl. I think Lainey from Lainey Gossip put it best with 'there is something about Ed Westwick that makes us want to smash our tits in his face.' It's so true. But I'm pretty chesty so I probably shouldn't in case he suffocates and dies. But hey, what a way to go!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 11:42am.
Even worse: Missing Barton is mischa.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I don't know why, but I think Liev Schreiber is a hot ass piece of man meat.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Mischa Barton is missing? Stop the presses!! Seriously, though-- how can we miss you if you won't go away?
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 2:34pm.
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LOL @ the pap comment. Why girls drool over CC is beyond me....he looks like a chick!
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Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 2:35pm.
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LMAO!! I do that everyday anyway so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch. Poor Ed would get sexually assaulted though if he ever crossed my path...
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
QueenCharisma - Haha just wander around looking hot and pantyless and hope for the best!
Wow, that Kung Fu Kitty movie really pissed me off. The fuckers put a scared cat in a room with a cobra and watched the poor cat try to defend itself. Fuck Jackie Chan, too, for having anything to do with this shit. It may have been 25 years ago, but it still aint right.
RE: Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford
Agreed. Chance Crawford is aesthetically perfect, but as sexy as a PAPSmear. Ed Westwick, while on paper is not as attractive, is very Grrrrrrrrrr!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.
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Damn, you lucky bitch! LOL. I was considering hopping a train to NY and seeing if I could run into him in Chelsea.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on May 30, 2008 - 10:22am.
Jess is looking chub. Her thighs are looking a little thick.
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your just kidding right? fat......i am hardly a fan but fuck......bitch isnt fat......just annoying and stupid.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Hell yes QueenCharisma, and he lives near London.
And so do I :)
Stalker potential right there.
-I love Sarah McLachlan.
-Mischa Barton is a dumbass
-Ed Westwick is hot
must be absolutly nothing worth a shit going on. i caught living like fake ho's on E channel late last nite. omg. that tranny mom is really something. she constantly googles her own name. why? she is so self absorbed and such a fuckin dumb bitch. i feel sorry for the little boy. he seems cool as hell. too bad everyone just ignores him. poor fucker is going to turn into a pill poppin cock suckin mess. *puts on sunglasses and waits for the train wreck*
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on May 30, 2008 - 11:22am.
Jess is looking chub. Her thighs are looking a little thick.
...rolls eyes...yeah, man Jessica looks sooooooo fucking fat, she's a huge cow. C'mon, there are actual things you can make fun of Jessica about.
~*Head Bitch*~
Submitted by EmmaB on May 30, 2008 - 2:25pm.
I would do Ed Westwick so hard he'd walk like a crab for a week.
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Me 2!!! And he's British *sigh*
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on May 30, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Those Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford pics were kinda hot, well the Ed Westwick ones were. By the way, does everyone in Hollywood smoke?
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Chace Crawford is incredibly overrated. Yes, he's physically attractive if you like that whole Abercrombie thing, but he might as well be a cardboard cutout - he's so bland! Ed may not be the most physically appealing guy on the planet but the man is walking sex.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Lindsay was only in the episode for 5 seconds. Thank the Lord.
~*Head Bitch*~
I would do Ed Westwick so hard he'd walk like a crab for a week.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 30, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Sadly, that is one of her better looks....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Jess is looking chub. Her thighs are looking a little thick.
People just need to leave Mischa alone. They criticize people who try hard to stay in the public eye, and now they're criticizing Mischa for disappearing. DAMN, a girl can never win...
Lohan needs to pull a Mischa.
Sarah McLachlan looks good! I was surprised.
Those Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford pics were kinda hot, well the Ed Westwick ones were. By the way, does everyone in Hollywood smoke?
That is all.
Why in the sweet world does Jessica Simpson always end up looking like a futhermucking CHIPMUNK????
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
What a boring day.
I love Ed Westwick a.k.a. Chuck Bass.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."