Friday, May 30th 2008

Wino, Let Go Of The Mirror

Damn cokies! They see a mirror and they automatically have to try and rip that shit down so they can do a line off of it.

Wino is scaring me with those eyes. She can probably control the weather with those things. Anywino, here's this beautiful disaster outside of Maison de Blaaaake aka Pentonville Prison. It's nice to see that she's still devoted to her one and only Blaaake. She probably gives him a piece of her skin every time she visits for him to remember her by. He can totally use her scabby skin to rub his way out of that joint. Her skin is like 20 grit sandpaper.

In other Wino news, she has been confirmed as a performer at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration this June. The event, held at Hyde Park in London, will raise funds for Mandela's AIDS charity. Maybe Mandela will take Wino into his arms and save her! He'll whisper something sweet into her ear and she'll be cured. Yeah, right. Like she's going to show!

Below is more pictures of Wino outside the chokey and also outside her home with a bunch of local kids. She taught them how to make a bong out of that basketball.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Bitingontinfoil's picture

I'm honestly getting a bit tired of people making fun of such tragic people like this. "Crackhead" Winehouse, SJP...it's just sad. Where are all the posts about SHALLOW PIECE OF CRAP PARIS? or HOLIER THAN THOU "humanitarian/look at my 50yr old vag-btw I adopted a po' black boy yet give nothing back" Madonna?

Tiring....boring...same old same old tripe. Nothing but a Perez clone.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Dead by August.

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dustbunny's picture

Review of Amy's performance......
Amy Winehouse late for first post-rehab concert http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080531/ap_on_en_mu/people_amy_winehouse;_yl...

Richard Strangdog's picture

Here's more footage of the Lisbon concert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOZ5ueN8t8A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=984NrsMffto

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Submitted by riverchic on May 30, 2008 - 8:24pm.

If they can throw Britney in the looney bin for shaving her head & acting like an all-around hillbilly skank, why can't they commit this poor girl? She obviously needs help NOW before someone finds her hanging by a belt in her closet.

--What we've got to do is get her to spend more time in the U.S. I don't think they have the Baker Act in England.

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D.R.'s picture

Almost every picture of her looks like she's in an episode of "Cops."

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BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club +(((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +)))))+.She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...

letinstar's picture

gawd...an open gash is so becoming...can the cdc please quarantine wino so she doesn't infect the rest of the world?
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roxie's picture

she's just practicing for a cover of Meatloaf's Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer then they Are

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 11:21pm.

But Robert Downey had talent, big difference.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 2:34pm.

Someone give this train wreck a speedball already and put her out of her misery.
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Oh, please. That's what they said about Robert Downey Jr., and look at him now. He's King of the World!
Amy will be back.
Trust.

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Otter Pop's picture

Often times euthanasia can be a wonderful gift. I believe this is such a case.

Lindalou's picture

How much longer can her body hold up? I predicted she would be dead months ago yet she just continues to look worse and worse.

Bondagebarbie's picture

I love her,she is a mess!Thats one nasty cut on her arm.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by chefcammi on May 30, 2008 - 9:21pm.
i cant even watch that shit- the sound is awful and it looks as though she is having mini strokes the whole way through.... DING! bring out your dead.. DING! Bring out your dead!

Yeah, the sound is craptacular, looked like a video phone pic........ Will Wino be in shape to perform for Mr. Mandela?

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Holy fuck. She's looking at her own eyelids.

Sorry but getting that fucked up just makes you miss out on so much. Not worth it.

I like being drunk just enough to be a complete asshole. If I pass out it takes all the fun out of my drunktivities.

Manimal5's picture

I don't understand why these kids are not running for their lives. If I was that age, whether she's famous or not, would be a little skeeved out.
"Let's take a pic with the crazy lady"?

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riverchic's picture

If they can throw Britney in the looney bin for shaving her head & acting like an all-around hillbilly skank, why can't they commit this poor girl? She obviously needs help NOW before someone finds her hanging by a belt in her closet.
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riverchic's picture

If they can throw Britney in the looney bin for shaving her head & acting like an all-around hillbilly skank, why can't they commit this poor girl? She obviously needs help NOW before someone finds her hanging by a belt in her closet.
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

chefcammi's picture

i cant even watch that shit- the sound is awful and it looks as though she is having mini strokes the whole way through.... DING! bring out your dead.. DING! Bring out your dead!

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Here is the Lisbon Performance: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g4JpfJhCK34

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Hola, Mme. S: Blaaaaaaaaake's trial takes place around the 9th of this month. Rumor has it, things don't look good for Blake Incarcerated... pray for Amy, ya'll.

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madam s.'s picture

Awww, love my girl, but DAMN that is a bad cut on her arm. Is Blaaake in for life?

Richard Strangdog's picture

BTW, Wino just finished playing a gig in Lisbon. Just read it at her fansite, says per usual, she was hammered......

This is a link for What Happened to Amy Winehouse? - From Channel 4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZH-J7YjJg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E68x60hV7lI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXg8ZZSaQtc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmtt1stQ7R4

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=VyLjD4wHoxA

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Barb Dwyer's picture

@Islandgirl-

heehee...lame can be funny.

dustbunny's picture

**pokes head in** still alive?

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on May 30, 2008 - 6:30pm.
@Islandgirl-

Yes! A perfect Picasso of drunkiness! A Cubist's dreamgirl.

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I think Rubix was pretty infatuated. In fact, I think he dedicated an entire cube to her.

Sorry, that was lame.

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@Islandgirl-

Yes! A perfect Picasso of drunkiness! A Cubist's dreamgirl.

roxie's picture

i was never even rough with the rearview mirror on my 92 caravan but it kept falling off. i think after a while i was forced to have it fixed

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on May 30, 2008 - 6:25pm.
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She's like a Picasso, isn't she? Wonk much? :)

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@Islandgirl-

Thank you! I thought long and hard about my avie and Bea just won me over with the best lush face ever caught on camera.

Not counting Olympian high face Winehouse...

ewwww! look at her right arm. her skin is looking leather-y. not to mention the gash on her left arm and her skeleton face. she's in really bad shape. Hopefully this performance is a cover for her to check into a rehab facility underground.

This shit is just sad now,its not even funny how fucked up she is!

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 5:52pm.
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Riiiigghhtt. So that WAS you molesting the pressure treated lumber. It's all becoming clear to me now.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 2:34pm.

Met?? A bit more than that.

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weenielover's picture

truly patheti-sad.

stake_spike's picture

I know she's a hot mess, but I think it's really nice of her to always answer the door and pose with her fans. I don't think anyone should be around the nast on her face, but at least she's not like other celebs.

mishma's picture

Mr Snuggleboots only sexay times with kittehs he meets on Millionairematch.com, like as if

DiamondDawg's picture

Gosh. I didn't think she could get any worse!

Next thing you know the news headline will be "Amy Winehouse hospitalized with IV drip due to dehydration and exhaustion."

Stick a fork in er. She's done cooked!!!

chefcammi's picture

@mishma
your kitteh sexay times with my kitteh?

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mishma's picture

Oh I see, hate on a bitch just cuz she wanted a closer look at the scab she was gonna pick off her face with nictotine stained, mouse fecal encrusted fingernails. Jeez, vicious much?

Triscuit's picture

So sad,she is gonna kick the bucket soon.

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chefcammi's picture

holy fuck! i didnt see the creepin crud still on her face! foul, dude!

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Stock Broker's picture

Someone give this train wreck a speedball already and put her out of her misery.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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Luckily, I managed to snag the services of an excellent interpreter. Her name is Patio Furniture. Perhaps you've met?

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@Sheeps:

Funny you should say that. Yesterday, my daughter told her friend that she speaks Italian, Spanish and Irish. I let it go.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 2:22pm.

You're driving to Dublin? Do you even speak Irish?

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Aubrey04's picture

Is it a GASH or does it just look that way because her arm is the size of a toothpick?

I hate the way SCABS look --- they are so gross.
yuck.

Whenever I get one, I cover it with a bandaid or clothing until it heals - they just gross me the fuck out.

chefcammi's picture

...and that's not a cut- it's a gash!
Cheese N Rice that's gotta hurt!

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Aubrey04's picture

she is obviously starving for attention and desperate for help. Even most cutters don't cut the top of their arm like that.

The poor girl needs help.