Friday, May 30th 2008
Her Singing Is Better Than Her Acting
You know, Keira Knightley singing in her new movie "The Edge of Love" isn't excruciatingly painful as I thought it would be. She definitely blows better than acts, but that isn't saying much. Maybe she sounds like a drowning cat, but I'm too distracted by her gleaming jumbo Chiclets to notice.
And apparently KK really did she sing. She recently said in an interview, "I did some lessons with a voice coach because I can’t sing. It was live. There were 100 extras and the director John Maybury was like, ‘Now you’re going to sing. I’ve never been so frightened in my entire life. I never want to do it again. I don’t want to be a rock star." The feeling is mutual.
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I forgot to add that her teeth look fantasic compared to what they normally look like. =P
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The only Kiera Knightley movies I have ever seen are the Pirates movies...never seen any Sierra Miller movies...just wanted to state that for the record..and now...I agree that it was 100% better than Scarho's constipation sounds set to music.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I'm sorry, but Kiera sounds like Ella fucking Fitzgerald compared to ScarJo.
Kiera>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scarlett
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She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive.
That lady at the beginning annoyed me. The 'Keira Knightley film'? What about the other actors in it that are much better, like Sienna Miller?
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Oh, that was painful.
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Thank GOD someone else is up! LOL
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
No way am I daring to listen to this clip. It's too early in the morning for that mess.
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I can do better. That's not saying much. But I can. Yipes.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Her singing doesn't totally suck. Better than I could do. I still find her super annoying though.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 30, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Hi DA and TV,
Keira has rat clit? Hahaha.
Her singing is really annoying, I guess it's supposed to be for the time set in the movie but still awful.
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LMAO! I have no idea, but I love that she says.."I don't want to be a rock star!" Bitch, please. About as close as she will get to rock star are the rocks thrown at her from the audience to shut her fucking mouth and quit singing.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Hi DA and TV,
Keira has rat clit? Hahaha.
Her singing is really annoying, I guess it's supposed to be for the time set in the movie but still awful.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 30, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 30, 2008 - 10:35pm.
That's too nice of an outfit for that cadaver to be wearing. As for her voice..how much helium did she inhale?
If you don't watch the video and just listen...nope, that didn't work either. She sounds like she singing from her balloon knot.
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening? A balloon knot?..that's not another word for rat clit..is it? *sipping drink*...okay..*gulping*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 30, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Careful with the balloon knot references, you'll just confuse SkyBitch again.
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 30, 2008 - 10:35pm.
That's too nice of an outfit for that cadaver to be wearing. As for her voice..how much helium did she inhale?
If you don't watch the video and just listen...nope, that didn't work either. She sounds like she singing from her balloon knot.
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ugh...so keira is now a "slashy"...actress-SLASH-singer...mediocre at both...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
That's too nice of an outfit for that cadaver to be wearing. As for her voice..how much helium did she inhale?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Her voice doesn't sound too bad, but in this clip she looks exactly like Heather Graham in "Swingers." Not good.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 9:38pm.
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Lily has big knockers?
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
That dress was made for someone with bigger tits. Like Haley Joel Osment. It may not be a pirate movie, but she still managed to include the sunken chest.
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Her voice is really suited for the music of this period. Not bad.
I like Keira a lot. She is one of the few young actresses that I really like. And her singing voice is much better than Johansson's.
i totally do not believe that is her, and the singing in the beginning of that movie was horrible
She sang at the beginning of At World's End.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating
eww, that closeup couldn't they have fixed her teeth?
Oh
about a ba-gillion times better the ScarJo
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My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.
A lot better than a lot of the "singers" out there. Too bad she's so freaking annoying.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
There's nothing wrong with her lips. They're her lips, there's nothing she can do about them! She can not help BUT pout. What do you want her to do?
i CAN NOT stand the way she uses her lips, it looks like when she smiles her lips are pulling back off her skull cuz she's so skinny
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Nope, not good enough to make me not want to punch her. Still hate her ass. Hard. In fact, I think it makes it worse.
Wow, I totally typo-d the hell outta that last one. My apologies.
Not bad. She does look uglied up, though.
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hopefully she doesn'ttake Scar-Jo's lead and put out a record. that being said, I too liked Pride and Predjudice.
Wow! She is not bad at all. I am surprised!
Her stick girl figure really distracts from the acting and now...the singing. Which is a good thing...cause she can't do either.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Damn MK, you must think her acting really blows. This type of voice would have been popular in the 1920s, but it is a little too helium-esque for even the 1940s.
Umm, thin and reedy. Oh well. At least she isn't pretending her voice is something to write home about.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
that was actually pretty decent.
Not too bad. Her voice is higher than I thought it would be since her speaking voice is relatively low by comparison. I liked her in Pride and Prejudice.
That doesn't sound like her voice at all.
Eh. She's no Judy Henske.
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But then again, what do I know?
She's just fine! Bless her.
Claiming that her singing is better than her acting isn't saying much. She's such a terrible actress that anything she does would be better.
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That was actually...rather good!
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"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Not too bad. The next Pirates movie could be a musical if they all keep this up...
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