A Horse Is A Horse....

That is a wonderful lesson you're teaching your 3-year-old daughter. Judging people by their looks, making fun of other people. We need more moms like you out there. Assholes.

It could be worse. For example, I could take parenting advice from a stranger who spends all their life at online gossip blogs. Good thing I don't do that!

Every actress' career dwindles past 40, so I say the whole debate about SJP is bound to vanish on its own.

Now that we've seen the SATC movie, it's time to move on and talk about someone else.

I think she's a good actress.

haters!

Dusted, I make fun of Rumer Willis cuz she deserves the ridicule. SJP does not. And yes, SJP comes off as an intelligent, eloquently spoken actress, unlike many others.

SJP does look like a horse and that picture was

hilarious. But I LOVE her and she is a good

actress and great mom!! That website makes no

sense. The picture was enough to get a laugh,

but a website?? Too much time on their hands..

I don't understand the SJP hate. She never claimed to be a model. She's an actress. Let her be. Plus, I've heard that she's a very humble and kind person outside of Hollywood. Idiots like Lindsay or Paris deserve ridicule. SJP does not.

Submitted by devilgirl on May 30, 2008 - 6:27pm.
If I go to a movie at all this weekend I am going to see The Strangers with Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. I think that's the name of it.
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I went to see it today, and I liked it. I was jumping at every knock, whenever they showed the dude with the potato sack on his head, etc...

"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin

#1: She's an *authentically aging actress*!!!! No botox, no Restalyn, no silicone...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO REAL WOMEN!! It's called WRINKLES...it's called AGING! Get the F*CK over it already! A woman gets botox to stop the wrinkles a la Nicole Kidman - she gets mocked...a woman doesn't get this sh*t done and you ridicule her...a woman gains some pounds, she's too fat--loses weight and she's anorexic...if she's not 5'10 wrinkle free with silicone tits you do nothing but mock her...

A**holes...

Well that first line is more than a little ironic considering your avatar is of Rumer Willis with an even bigger chin.

I have to admit I find a lot of this trashing of SJP's looks to be pretty crappy and I say this as someone who really doesn't like her. I found that whole "Ugliest Woman Alive" thing to be obnoxiously misogynistic.

On the other hand, I really don't understand people who defend her talking about how talented and intelligent she is. Seriously? I think she is at best a middling actor and every interview I have seen with her, she comes off like a complete ditz who just happens to know when to frown to look like she has something to say. People trash her for her looks, but I wonder how many people would actually be defending her intelligence and acting skills if she looked like Jessica Alba.
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Submitted by Mawy on May 31, 2008 - 10:46am.
It's very childish and stupid to make fun of the way that someone looks. I rather make fun of stupid celebrities who do stupid things, like paris hilton or naomi campbell. SJP is an intelligent, talented woman. It's so stupid how society will only value a woman for her physical beauty. i rather have a conversation with her over that stupid, boring jessica alba any day.

That is some cold shit right there. She is being ridiculed everywhere these days. She was hot back in the day but she is aging like a rotten banana.

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Submitted by Shuey on May 31, 2008 - 11:16am.
I went to that site. And I asked my 3 year old daughter who was sitting on my lap, "Who do you think is prettier? The lady or the horse?" And she looked at the two of them, assessed them carefully, then calmly pointed and her finger landed on the photo of the horsey. Kids.

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That is a wonderful lesson you're teaching your 3-year-old daughter. Judging people by their looks, making fun of other people. We need more moms like you out there. Assholes.

Someone has WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much fucking time on their hands. At least SJP is happy and she seems like a very kind person. That's a helluvalot better than being "sexy".

Submitted by Mawy on May 31, 2008 - 10:46am
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I so agree with you. Some of the most pathetic situations are beautiful, sexy women who have traded easily on their looks & sex appeal during their youth for whatever they want. If all of your self esteem is tied up in how much attention you get from men because you're sexy and for no other reason there's a BIG problem when the attention stops and there's nothing else to fill that void. Case in point: Desperate middle-aged moms dressed like 16 year old hookers and partying with their teenaged kids.(Dina Lohan, that Landers Mom with her two daughters) Yuk Yuk and Double Yuk.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 10:09am
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Merci. Tu es pas mal beau toi-même.

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I went to that site. And I asked my 3 year old daughter who was sitting on my lap, "Who do you think is prettier? The lady or the horse?" And she looked at the two of them, assessed them carefully, then calmly pointed and her finger landed on the photo of the horsey. Kids.

It's very childish and stupid to make fun of the way that someone looks. I rather make fun of stupid celebrities who do stupid things, like paris hilton or naomi campbell. SJP is an intelligent, talented woman. It's so stupid how society will only value a woman for her physical beauty. i rather have a conversation with her over that stupid, boring jessica alba any day. like somebody else here said, looks are just looks and fade with time. all of us better have a back up (good personalities, senses of humor) for when we get older and our looks start to fade. nobody is perfect looking. we all have our flaws. whoever made that web site is pathetic. and yes, i will be (attempting) to see that movie today. SATC has always been my guilty pleasure.

I think the person who put up the site should put their picture up, just so we can critique them!

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 7:06am.

Je le sais! Et pas de tout laide.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 9:53am
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Oui elle est vieille. Pas comme moi, qui ai juste trente-trois ans.

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that page has SATC ads on it
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that means they (SJP and Michael Patrick) are behind it
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it's very funny though
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I still love SJP. I know she isn't the most beautiful woman in the face, but you know, she is talented and puts herself out there still. I give her credit. She has a nice little body and seems like a truly nice person.

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 6:50am.

And Barbra is vieille-laide.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 9:45am
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Hahahahaha! I appreciate the effort! Sometimes I'm in such a hurry to answer that I don't stop to savor the full extent of your wit. You're so droll.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 6:43am.

(I meant the "laide" part.... I don't know why I work up these difficult foreign-language jokes for you. :( Espresso??)

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 9:33am
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Yeh, me too. Barbra Streisand too. She sure as hell isn't conventionally pretty with that giant honker, but she has *something*.

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Watch out.
The horse (four-legged variety) has hired an attorney.

Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 6:25am.

Hi Joe!! I was thinking about Tiger's suggestion that SJP is jolie-laide. I half-agree with her.

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

Wow, how creative and witty that person is! I don't think anybody would've seen the resemblance without their help.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 30, 2008 - 9:59pm
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Yeh she is kinda fug, but she has a certain je ne sais quoi..Beauty is highly over-rated IMO and once it starts fading you'd better have a back-up plan (my granny used to say)

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 31, 2008 - 4:59am.

I loved the show, have no real expectations of the the film, but am sure gonna see it. And SJP is quite lovely in an unconventional way!
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I agree! She's not conventionally pretty, and from some angles is homely, but she has an expressiveness or charm or something, that makes her attractive.

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Submitted by Accidental Sexiness on May 31, 2008 - 8:52am
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I know parents that used to let their 10 and 11 year old girls watch SATC on TV..unbelievable.

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Good pictures... they do look very much alike!!! But actually the horse looks much better. Can you imagine her without makeup??

Saw the movie last night and I loved it! No special appearance from Rojo Caliente but I will say that the best looking of the bunch was Miranda (Cynthia Nixon). That site about SJP looking like a horse is hilarious, I wish she would tone down all that eye make-up in the movie.

It's amazing how much older they look on the big screen! Wrinkles are MAGnified!!

Special note for any moms out there missing half their brain, don't take your kids to see this movie. I saw a few children at the theater last night and there are plenty of sex scenes not suitable for young eyes.

Even her EYES are horrible! And pretty much everyone has nice eyes...
Sweet-looking horse. :-)

The "Sarah Looks Like a Horse" site cracked me right up.

Only watched a handful of SATC episodes, was never part of that trend. So, I won't be watching the movie in the theatre - maybe I'll watch it at the $3 theatre in a bit...
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I watched I think four episodes, tops, of SATC, and I LOATHED it, won't be seeing the movie. I think SJP is kind of cute, actually, but I'm working on a commission of a horse for someone right now so that link DID come in handy for me (the actual horse photos, not hers)! LOL

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Submitted by Regina on May 31, 2008 - 6:02am.

All you people calling her ugly, I would so love to see pictures of yourselves.

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so are only people who sing really well allowed to call britney a shit singer? or are only people who look like catherine zeta jones allow to say that phoebe price and brook hogan are dog ugly?

no!

a horse is a horse of course of course,
and no one can talk to the horse of course
that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous SJP

All you people calling her ugly, I would so love to see pictures of yourselves.

I loved the show, have no real expectations of the the film, but am sure gonna see it. And SJP is quite lovely in an unconventional way!

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That show was weak...I'm glad you hate it too MK. Such mainstream corporate garbage to keep women vain and helpless...I wonder if this show does less to motivate girls to become shoes ho's and sluts...whatever...!

Your face!

i was watching sex and the city one time and my 15 year old daughter came in the room...she took one look at sjp and without missing a beat said: "she looks like a foot". i laughed so hard my cosmo came out of my nose. hahahha, a foot.

That website was created by Kim Cattrall.

I don't understand how some posters hate SJP so much (I mean the ones calling her ugly).

As humans, I would just expect some civility while making fun of her, but to say you 'hate' somebody you don't know? Is that even worth typing? Oh well.

The movie is AWESOME.

Saw the 8:45pm and it was packed (never smelled so much Aquanet! Kidding!!)

I loved it and laughed a lot.

SJP cant have everithin , she has a amazing body and career but she is the perfect example of butter face

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Submitted by dead-actress on May 31, 2008 - 12:29am.

*kiss on the palm*... doin' dandy, dahlin'! can't stay though, gotta work on that whole sleep thing
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 31, 2008 - 12:35am.
Sarah's husband Matthew must be sick, he said he was feeling a little horse tonight.
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So...he whispered, but the horse didn't listen.

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