A Horse Is A Horse....

I saw the movie earlier today and I loved it. Its mainly for those that truly LOVE SATC. If you LOVE that show then its for you. Otherwise you are not going to enjoy it. Since I love that movie, it was fantastic for me, answered everything I wondered about and just was what I expected and then some. Better then some movies that does not END and leaves you hanging, this one does not.
As one critic put it, its more of a love letter to her fans than anything else. That is what movies like this should be about, something that will please the fans and boy did it.
As for this stupid website. I hate that just because she does not look like those blonde bimbo actresses that she is labeled a horse. She is a great actress, lowkey and has done well for herself, so why this website when so many stars deserve it more.
I am glad that she is not phased by what people think, and if I were her, I would laugh at everyone that laughs at me, since I am ridiculously rich and famous and fabulous, and those hating are not... so who really has that last laugh on this one? I will go with SJP.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

great pictures :| both of them! but to be honest i like better the one on the right!

Submitted by . on May 30, 2008 - 5:38pm.

One of my favorite all-time movies.

Modell: You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 8:35pm.

OMG reminds me of that scene in Diner by Barry Levinson. Ya know what I'm talking about? The Mickey Rourke character bets that he can get some girl to touch his dick. So he's got the box of popcorn in his lap, he sticks his dick through the flap in the bottom, and well, hilarity ensues.

Great movie.

Mrs.Kravitz, yes! Holy chit. I didn't think anyone would 'get' where I was going with that. Love that movie. lol

"Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls."

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 30, 2008 - 5:29pm.
DX3~

"I don't think all women need to be 6 feet tall, a size 4 and have a snub nose, blue eyes and platinum hair to be attractive."

I do, because I am.
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Girl, I know you are a stunner! And I am all of the above except a 4. *whispers 12*

But I still appreciate all shades of beauty!

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Submitted by . on May 30, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Manimal will be the single guy with a HUGE popcorn in his lap and pockets full of candy. hehe
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OMG reminds me of that scene in Diner by Barry Levinson. Ya know what I'm talking about? The Mickey Rourke character bets that he can get some girl to touch his dick. So he's got the box of popcorn in his lap, he sticks his dick through the flap in the bottom, and well, hilarity ensues.

Great movie.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 30, 2008 - 8:31pm.

I wish shed ditch the wart. that with her witchy chin always freaks me out.

Balenciaga Bitch, I agree. There are some things that just interrupt an otherwise acceptable visage. WARTS being one of them thar things.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 30, 2008 - 5:29pm.
DX3~

"I don't think all women need to be 6 feet tall, a size 4 and have a snub nose, blue eyes and platinum hair to be attractive."

I do, because I am.
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If all women were tall and blond, well then dear, you wouldn't stand out, you'd just blend in with the crowd. You wouldn't be special and different.
I like being special and different.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

I wish shed ditch the wart. that with her witchy chin always freaks me out.

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 30, 2008 - 8:26pm.

Thanks Mrs.K Great idea!

Watch out, single ladies in theatres. Manimal will be the single guy with a HUGE popcorn in his lap and pockets full of candy. hehe

Thanks Mani.

And remember to tell the girls that you like their shoes, but not in a way that implies you want to wear them.

...it's like being trapped in a dentist's office with nothing to read but an old issue of Vogue.
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Ya know, if a single guy had any brains he'd go to this movie by himself and probably end up with a long list of phone numbers.
GAH, men are so stupid.

Thanks Mrs.K Great idea!

Nice avie!

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It's amazing to what extremes people will go to be mean to this woman, that's a pretty douchebag thing to do. I'm indifferent towards her, she's basically just there and doesn't bother me. With the number of celebrities that do need a slap in the face, I'm surprised they would waste the effort on her. One thing is for sure, Kim Cattrall is loving this.

Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 30, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I'm sure his hairy, pimply ass is a joy to behold.
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TEAM SJP!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

I think any website set up to make fun of a woman's looks is pretty sad. It's become more acceptable tear apart any woman who isn't amazing looking, as if she is out of line for showing her face in public. And that doesn't just apply to celebrities.

I don't love Sara Jessica Parker, but I would really like to see the face of the dude who took the time and energy to set this up. I'm sure his hairy, pimply ass is a joy to behold.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 8:13pm.

In all fairness, SJP has has those awful roots for years.

DawnieDD, I guess it just ends up looking 'dirty' when people don't keep their roots up (something I'm pretty vigilant about keeping up because I look like caca when I don't). I do agree SJP is a pretty girl and it's nice to see someone not adhere to the bullshit hollywood sells and still 'make it' without giant, fake, bolt-on hooters, tweaked nose, botox etc. (well, not sure if she botoxes but anywayyyyyyyyyy). She may be a tad witchy looking but she's definitely hot compared to that poor child Rumer W.

Ya know, if a single guy had any brains he'd go to this movie by himself and probably end up with a long list of phone numbers.
GAH, men are so stupid.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by MissCheevus on May 30, 2008 - 2:25pm.
It must be me.. I just don't see horse when I look at her.. I see freaky witch with typical crooked nose, chin and super wart. Maybe that shit film corrupted the way I see her for life, but dang, she's always a dumb witch to me.

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I always thought so too. I don't really see the horsey-ness as much as I see witchie-poo.

weenielover and Diamond Dawg, LOVE that avies!
Hi Triscuit! xoxo

Well you can add 2 more cougars to the list of yentas going to see this, I'm taking my sister tomorrow for her birthday to go see it

Mrs. K:

Step off! I know it will be not-so-much. But I am secretly VERY happy about going to see it.

Now drink up, lovey and lets get pissed!

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

@Period:

In all fairness, SJP has has those awful roots for years.

I know it was trendy for a bit, but it always made my scalp itch. It's like when smoky eyes were de rigeur. They just made me want to spit on a tissue and wipe their eyes clean.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

hee hee hee

Certainly series devotees will find the return of the four ladies to be gift from Blahnik heaven, but the uninitiated would be best advised to bring along a cyanide pill to end this horror show quickly and painlessly.
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Aw, that's mean.

That horses teef are nasty, the nostril holes...yuck!

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Don't look a gift Jessica Parker in the mouth (hehehe).

Holy fuck, woman. DO YOUR ROOTS or HAVE SOMEONE DO THEM FOR YOU. You're RICH and FAMOUS! Remember? That picture MK picked is gawdfuckingawful. Shit, even my poor old ass keeps her stank ol' roots up!

Otherwise. Hot bitch and a bod to die for and not a shabby dresser or actor either.

Bueller? Bueller?

Hey! Bea looks like a wonk eyed Pinto not a Clydesdale! Get your Equines straight!!

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 4:46pm.

I put it in my queue.
I ♥ SJP
I can't help myself. I just do.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

@Mani:

Wrong, just wrong.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

What's wrong Sarah? Why the long face?

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Oh shit, y'all. I got a sitter and am going to see that movie tomorrow night. Oh the shame!

Also, I am going by myself because I don't want to go with a bunch of girlfriends giggling and drinking cosmos. I just want the peace, quiet and mind-numbing entertainment.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

Haha at that website...some people have waaay too much time on their hands. Anywho, yes, I have already Fandango'd my ticket for the S&C movie tomorrow night. This movie is going to be cheesier than High School Musical on Ice but if me and my girls I throw back a few martinis before the showing we should be good to go =-)

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Princess Beatrice looks way horsier than SJP. Bea's a Clydesdale, in fact.

It's true. I got that whole witchy/horsey thing going on.
But I have big boobs.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

I am embarrassed to go see the SATC movie. The biggest collection of cougar's at the movies... ever.

yikes.

(ps... I won't be able to stay away though, I may have to wear a disguise)

wow those Photos are copies of each other

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 7:06pm.
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I only see a dinosaur.
Hummpppph.*pissed off*

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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~

i've noticed in my personal circle that only people who like sex in the city think she is attractive...

anyone who isn't into it, and only sees her in photos/adverts etc. does not see the carrie 'charm' which sways others into thinking she's "beautiful" (silly how a tv show can alter with perception!!!)

actually to be fair, she looks more like a witch than a pony to me... haha.

horse!!!!

Ha ha! That site is so funny! Thanks for the laugh, MK!

Looks like I'm going to be seeing this SATC movie too this weekend. :(

FFS- is that for fucks sake? ahahaha.

Mrs. K:

I have seen you and you do NOT! You look like Lorraine Bracco, you HWAT HWORE.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

Could I possibly love you bitches any more?
Not bloodly likely.

OK, but here is the kicker.
I actually do look like a horse and I think I am HWAT.
FFS why doesn't someone dedicate a website to MY horse face?
T'aint fair.

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by ricki lake on May 30, 2008 - 6:07pm.
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Thank you!

She just doesn't fit a cookie-cutter mold. But her looks have interest and appeal!

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

DiamondDawg your avi is HOT!!! I'm gonna have to tear off the front cover of my VF when it arrives. Seriously.
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LMAO, MK are you sure that's not your hobby website? Hilarious!

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This movie is fucking sold out all over NYC. I em jealous of those seeing it tonight! Me and my new roomie (I just moved) are having some people over and we're getting drunk and watching SATC, sort of 'paying tribute' or whatever, lol.

Sarah Jessica Parker is fabulous. And beautiful. And she does not look like a horse. At all.

LOVE you avie, DD

I made a new avie.

I wanted to go and see the movie and it is sold out.I am pissed.It would have been nice to get away from my Monsters for a little while.(kids)

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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~

hmmm...i was under the impression this was a site where we get to rag on hollytrash...why do some get so defensive? amusing...

Okay it's funny, but I think SJP is very attractive and she is totally aware that she is unconventional looking.

I don't think all women need to be 6 feet tall, a size 4 and have a snub nose, blue eyes and platinum hair to be attractive. I mean, shit, Audrey Hepburn had an overbite and HUGE feet and is glamour personified.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

What Slightly 'Very' sad person had the time to match individual SJP photos with a horse, I mean av looked at the pics and somehow they suit each other. I bet they bum SJP really!

This, of course, is going to have My Little Pony whining to the press about how being called unsexy hurts her feelings. Too bad. SJP, you need to have that thing wrenched off your chin, keep your hair properly colored without all those roots, and put on some weight so you have the natural fat padding that EVERY SINGLE HUMAN is supposed to have and your hands don't look like they were grafted from a 110-year-old corpse.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."