Friday, May 30th 2008
A Horse Is A Horse....
It was bound to happen. Somebody launched a website called SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com. We need to call Peta, because this shit is horse abuse! How dare they compare those innocent horsies to her annoying ass. Demeaning!
If you're planning on seeing the SATC movie this weekend, you might save your 10 (12?) clams and spend a few minutes on SJPLH.com instead. After reading the movie's reviews, this website might prove to be a little more entertaining.
Yeah, I'm still going to see that hag and vag show. I'm praying for a Rojo Caliente cameo. I know it's not going to happen, but let a homo dream.
Thanks Becki
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OK, so some think she's horsey in the face. But what the hell kind of A-hole dedicates a whole web page to that opinion? Too much time and extra cash on that person's hands. Unless....does that page have any advertising on it? Damn. That would be incredible. A whole cottage industry dedicated to the notion of SJP having horsey face!
a horse is a horse of course of course...
Submitted by Regina on May 30, 2008 - 6:39pm.
I fail to find this funny. SJP seems like such a nice person and she gets a lot of crap, while Jessica Dullba gets praised for her boring looks.
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what's being nice or dull got to do with looks?
Apparently the London premieres were nearly all full of women only.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23488298-details/Not+a+man...
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
sooo mean and soooo funny.
With all the money she's made why doesn't she get that thing removed from her face? It's hideous. It reminds of the teacher from Uncle Buck. haha
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"
That being said, I don't really see the horse resemblance.
I fail to find this funny. SJP seems like such a nice person and she gets a lot of crap, while Jessica Dullba gets praised for her boring looks.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like neither a horse nor a foot?
hmmmmmm yeah i found it a lil amusing, but kinda mean... why pick on her if she's always super nice...
make one about parasite instead.. paris hilton looks like a herpes ridden big ass bird.
I agree Regina.....though I will not be seeing this movie.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 30, 2008 - 6:27pm.
If I go to a movie at all this weekend I am going to see The Strangers with Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. I think that's the name of it.
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ditto. it looks good.
the website alone kind of freaked me out.
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I think most of us resemble some type of animal. I'm getting tired of the horse references. We get it so move on.
If I go to a movie at all this weekend I am going to see The Strangers with Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. I think that's the name of it.
It must be me.. I just don't see horse when I look at her.. I see freaky witch with typical crooked nose, chin and super wart. Maybe that shit film corrupted the way I see her for life, but dang, she's always a dumb witch to me.
Gosh, there's a Craigslist posting about SJP and horsey face in Los Angeles Rants and Raves today
That is so mean. And stupid.
That was brilliant!
Who the fuck wants to see this shit. Four old hags wining about getting laid!!
Submitted by kbug on May 30, 2008 - 6:12pm.
lmao at that website. the google 'ads' are the best.
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lol i concur!!
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If after looking at a SJP picture makes me violently ill and in desperate need of a water closet, should I take to my doctor about Cialis? Anyone?
Seeing that and Steven Tyler's chompers in one day is just too much to bear.
*makes dentist's appointmant*
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But then again, what do I know?
Ooooo...the resemblance is uncanny! Pass me a carrot and some sugar cubes.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Oy, her mane is in need of Garnier nutrisse touch up.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
lmao at that website. the google 'ads' are the best.
aw.
it's funny cause it's true!
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MK:
I would totally go see the SATC movie with you because I know you would smuggle in all the nastiest junk food and some tasty libations.
And then we could braid each other's hair and make gum-wrapper chains and stay up all night making crank calls to George Stephanopolis. Just because.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
*dies laughing* the poor horise!
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
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