Friday, May 30th 2008
Too Much To Handle
Nothing hurts me more than seeing a pair of chichis in peril. Even chichis that were paid with a Mastercard, 2 Visas, a couple of travelers checks, a Quizno's punch card and a hand job. Aubrey O'Day needs to free those plastic sacks from their slut dress prison! Actually, I think her dress wants to be freed too. It's slowly sliding down her body hoping to make it to the door without her noticing. She wouldn't notice either, because she has enough layers of bronzer and fake tanner to keep her warm.
Here's Aubrey with D. Woods, Jaslene Gonzales and other chicken heads at the J'Adore magazine party the other night. Aubrey, W. Woods and Jaslene look like an ad for TrannySurprise.com (that link is VERY NSFW).
Wenn
It's a good thing, too, cuz one of her boyfriends up there may have screamed and slapped you!
edited cuz I like to be on top ;p
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Yeah, she certainly is elegant. Too bad I couldn't afford the price after I scanned the barcode.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can understand why you're so drawn to her now, tho...now that I've seen these most elegant pictures!
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Sure you are, Mr. President, we know you're kidding;)
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This is actually my home page. Kidding!!!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
LMAO! Mr. President, I was indeed. In fact, I was quite shocked I didn't find you here sooner!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 5, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Trashtastic!
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Are you just checking to see if I'm still out there? HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Trashtastic!
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This chick need help
d. woods always looks like one of the 45 yr old janitors that clean up the elementary school by my house. they always have those fug ass asymetrical crapfests on their heads and look like they have lived very hard lives.
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I dont think, I drink.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com * *..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Stay AWAY from this bitch! Isn't this the "Mark of the Beast" shit they were talking bout in The Bible?
What a fucking DUMBASS!!! Similar to that "microchip" shit thats 'supposedly' is gonna happen in the future.
THEN she has long hair, so unless she pins it up, no one would really see it
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Get the girl a whole dress, for heaven's sake.
Any clothig that drags down your breasts is not meant to be worn.
And yeah, that barcode tattoo is tarded.. If you are going to put permanent ink on your body -- at least do something creative or something that means something.
Why didn't MK tell us that ex-club kid and Heatherette designer, Richie Rich, was in one of the pictures... When I saw the thumbnail, I immediately thought "Aubrey O'Day is hanging with LiLo's licking partner, Samantha Ronson!"
His partner in Heatherettes, Traver Rains, is so much hotter than him.
Anyway - Aubrey used to be so cute when P-Diddly's show first came out... and in like 4 years she has aged 15 years. (Sort of like Katie Holmes).
WTF?
WTF is this thing? gross. if you scan her bar code......it comes up as some record from wal-mart. bitch thinks she is a musician. your not a musicaian bitch. your a disgrace to yourself and your family. wash your whore face and scrub the skank between your legs.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Boring! Plastic boobs, straight blonde hair and bimbo attitude.
Next!
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
MK must be sleeping in today.
christ cakes woman is losing the chub battle or that's a terrible angle
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Why is it that most of the 20-something celebrities/fauxcelebrities these days do whatever they can to look like used up 35-40 year-old hookers?
I was looking at this and thinking who the fuck is it. I googled her, nothing impressive. Bitch is 24 yrs old going on 55 in the face.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
She looks like a glitter covered tube of toothpaste.
GLAM!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I don't care how much she weighs, I just can't stand her general skankitude plus the fact that one of her eyes is MILES higher than the other. Creepy. Like her head got stuck in the machine at the plastic doll factory.
P.S. I just noticed she has a BAR CODE tattooed on her neck! I guess the factory didn't want to use stickers. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a price list tattooed on her somewhere too.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
I was there! Plum, please it will always be Nells no matter how many times they change that clubs name.
I echo 'Night of Drinking".
And still chubby and tacky. So there's that.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
The fug hurts my eyes. Especially after a long night of drinking.
I think her bloat is holding up the dress not her tits necessarily...damn she a fine piece of plastic...!
Your face!
@Kiwi:
I am by no means a twig girl, but I agree. This girl is fighting the chub and losing.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
This girl is f'ing fat. Who is she?
Please tell me this chick is not in her 20's. she looks like shit!!!!
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Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.
who did that boob job, dr. kevorkian?
Dear MK. You really should start charging by the pound. Skipped dinner earlier tonight, went to get some leftover pizza, logged on here, glanced at this pigture,(NOT a typo and I'm keeping it),glanced back at the cold pizza and decided dinner is overrated. Seriously, you could give Kirsty Alley a run for her $cieno money! P.S. Sorry if I'm not here first thing in the morning but I have an appointment at the gym.
Why are photos of this chick everywhere all of a sudden? That ain't right.
Nothing hurts me more than seeing a pair of chichis in peril. Even chichis that were paid with a Mastercard, 2 Visas, a couple of travelers checks, a Quizno's punch card and a hand job.
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Cracked a rib when I read that shit.Reminded me of when I lived in Ft.Lauderdale.That would describe 'bout 90% of the 'diggaz crawling through that town.
What the hell is that tattoo on the back of her neck? A barcode??
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 11:22pm.
You're right, I checked myself, forgetting how anal Prince is about sharing footage that might further his career. In short, I'm a HUGE Foo Fighters fan, but Prince somehow made the song better. Now if he just wasn't such an asshole...
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Yeah, Prince is a copyright freak! He'll hunt down anybody! Little twerp! lol But I always enjoyed the intense look in his eyes (looking into the camera) when he did music videos and the coo-ing and little squeal. Mustn't forget that!
ON T: Who's to say Jaslene isn't a tranny? Comparing pics from the tranny site..it's possible.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
sausages now come in glittery casings? who knew? i don't know who any of these creatures are...and i'm fine with that...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Submitted by dead-actress on May 30, 2008 - 11:11pm.
You're right, I checked myself, forgetting how anal Prince is about sharing footage that might further his career. In short, I'm a HUGE Foo Fighters fan, but Prince somehow made the song better. Now if he just wasn't such an asshole...
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Prince is NOT a gay man, he just plays one in real life. Ever see his video covering 'Best of You' by Foo Fighters? The man is an artist.
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I've never seen that video. I looked on youtube..didn't find it.
And you're absolutely right...not gay. Definitely not gay!!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Picture it....DISCO Christmas party 1985,,,Ex wife and I dance to "I WOULD DIE FOR YOU"...I got a $4k bonus because My boss liked our disco moves......WATCH PURPLE RAIN!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by dead-actress on May 30, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Prince is NOT a gay man, he just plays one in real life. Ever see his video covering 'Best of You' by Foo Fighters? The man is an artist.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nite, Tiger. I'm a Prince fan too, so you shouldn't eat me.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 10:43pm.
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I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Holy Fuck! Now I'm thinking of the song "Purple Rain" and Prince's tight little butt! Shit! Now I'm thinking "When Doves Cry" and the flowy poet shirt! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
FUCK!, now I HAVE to watch Purple Rain, like now!
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Sometime you just need you some Prince, like sometime, you just need you some Jesus ('cept for me, not so much the Jesus part...moderation...)
Loves all you WHORES! Peace out, bitches....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Period:
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 30, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Oh Tigerlily,,,Ex wife is on the Board of Directors at Piedmont....Joey is so wired into it.....I dwell in Sandy Springs, but am invited to visit on all holidays to Buckhead, with the 7th hubbie.....
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Girlfriend, we stomp on the same ground....Ain't that some shit? I mean same EXACT path....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
FUCK!, now I HAVE to watch Purple Rain, like now!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 30, 2008 - 9:34pm
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Newportjoey, are you wearing a raspberry beret, cuz, I think...I think I love you....and oh yeah, ho's it aint just gonna be stuck in my mind all night...Naw, fuck that...
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I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was mr. mcgee
He told me several times that he didnt like my kind
cause I was a bit 2 leisurely
Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing
But different than the day before
Thats when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldnt wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 30, 2008 - 10:33pm.
No problem, just don't smack my knuckles with a ruler, I might like it.
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*placing wooden (not plastic) ruler back on bar counter* *click* *closing handbag* *whispering* I might need that later. As to when...*looking left to right* it depends on where the hands to those knuckles might stray. *wink* *gulping voddie*
ON T: Oh, fuck! I went to Tranny Surprise. com. *slips off barstool*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Oh Tigerlily,,,Ex wife is on the Board of Directors at Piedmont....Joey is so wired into it.....I dwell in Sandy Springs, but am invited to visit on all holidays to Buckhead, with the 7th hubbie.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."