Saturday, May 31st 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Heather Thomas from "The Fall Guy" - Heather is also a writer and political activist. I saw her hot ass on "Chelsea Lately" last night and she's 50!

Here's what she looks like now:


Posted by: Michael K


She looks old and nasty. I know she's older now, but it's all that work she's had done. She's probably overloaded on Botox, had a mini face lift and has that Joker mouth going on. Defintely has jumped on the plastic surgery train. And that dry straw hair color really isn't doing anything for her. I'm really sorry to say this, but white women really don't age well. They look great when they're younger, but once they hit their late 30's it totally downhill fast. Women of color have the genes to age more gracefully. I see my mother and aunts (in her mid 50's) and they look great.

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I saw her on Chelsea Lately and couldn't get over how masculine her voice is. I don't remember it being that husky when she was on The Fall Guy.

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Link to a photo of the "pink bikini poster" mentioned earlier....

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/Heath...

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Justina's picture

She's wearing make-up on her cleavage LOL

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GILFY

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Submitted by The Real Mimi:
"her boobs seem kinda small compared to the babes of today".

um most women's hips and breast increase as they get older and if if she has had work done its very little and hard to tell compared to some of the other older hollywood weirdos.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
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gyeah's picture

The Tommy Lee story is so funny, he married the wrong girl. Dumbass.
That woman on the bottom pic looks nothing like the woman on the top pic, how sad. I also think she was much much prettier than HL. But she had to go right ahead and stretch her face beyond recognition. :sigh: I always confused, Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear and Morgan Fairchild.

Suzy from C's picture

My brother use to have the hots for her back in the day. I think she looks great for 50.

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Submitted by Aphid on May 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
....True. She was a big ol' cokehead back in the day.My bf had that pink bikini poster of hers in his room. Hey old timers, do any of you remember that?
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Sayonara's picture

My mom used to watch "The Fall Guy" every week. I liked it, too! I think she dated Tommy Lee when she was on the show.

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RichBitch's picture

I guess she had those awful early 80s fake tit grapefruits taken out at some point.

lizardo911's picture

She looks okay. She definitely looks her age. For some reason, her nose looks humongous now. Not sure why, but not a good look...

kikysweety's picture

I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site www.JSeniorMatch.com last week and she was seeking her mature baby there now!

Here's a link to a site with many pix of Heather and some stories about her getting hit by a car. She supposedly developed a morphine addiction after the accident.

http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=2&Numb...

Didn't she get both her legs broken way back when? I seem to recall a story about a car hitting her & pinning her between it and another car - yeah, on purpose. At the time it seemed was drug related. You didn't hear anything about her after that incident, and I think it happened not too long after she was off Fall Guy.
Ah well, she does look pretty good now.

Logan's picture

You ALWAYS need to get naked to be a supa-star! Yes, you must take the clothes off - it's required. Get naked, now!

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I think she's prettier than Heather Locklear.

Submitted by MizRo on May 31, 2008 - 11:00am.

She looks lovely: not pulled, not stretched, not too done.
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Really? Ya think? You're so brilliant. Thanks.

Got any new 'lists' to make?

Aphid: I already posted her quote from, I guess, later in her career: "I won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse."

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 9:43am.

I see it came with a built-in camel toe.

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I think that's why bf liked it.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling frisky, I put on my mom jeans and give myself an atomic wedgie, just to spice things up.

she's got that Shannen Dorhety thingy going (lopsided face syndrome)

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The Other Heather.
Meh, still blond, still wonky, still The Other Heather.

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Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 9:43am.

I see it came with a built-in camel toe.

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yolie's picture

I still think skinny women don't age as well as women with a little meat on their bones. People.. your body needs SOME fat.. or else you look like SJP

Yeah, my mom is 51 and a little chubby, but looks about 10 years younger. Go figure...

DivasGone's picture

I still think skinny women don't age as well as women with a little meat on their bones. People.. your body needs SOME fat.. or else you look like SJP.

yolie's picture

This is the lady that Tommy Lee really wanted to date before he got with Heather Locklear. I think the story is he told his people he wanted to meet the chick from the Fall Guy. They thought it was Locklear and the rest is history.

Aphid's picture

Yep Spoiled, that's it! Thanks!

pinkdoodoo2's picture

you can always tell the age of a women by her arms. They get all veiny and sinewy with age. So I guess that means Angie Jolie is roughly 108.

Go Lakers!!!

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Submitted by Aphid on May 31, 2008 - ...My bf had that pink bikini poster of hers in his room. Hey old timers, do any of you remember that?

Aphid,
This one?
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/Heath...

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Dr.Dick, that is a beautiful pic!

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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 31, 2008 - 8:08am.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 31, 2008 - 8:34am.
Her nose looks hideously scary and how do you kiss that? Why do women do that to themselves.
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At one point in her life she was a raging cocaine addict, maybe it damaged her nose????? God bless her, I am glad she got her act together and the Devil's Dandruff is in her past...
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True. She was a big ol' cokehead back in the day.
My bf had that pink bikini poster of hers in his room. Hey old timers, do any of you remember that?

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 31, 2008 - 8:34am.
Her nose looks hideously scary and how do you kiss that? Why do women do that to themselves.
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At one point in her life she was a raging cocaine addict, maybe it damaged her nose????? God bless her, I am glad she got her act together and the Devil's Dandruff is in her past...

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Dr. Dick's picture

She looks pretty good. The arm veins though......eeewwwwww.

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Holy shit! I thought for a second that was a blonde, aged Angelina Jolie.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 31, 2008 - 11:02am.
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Literally! As my husband would say, more than a handful is too much!
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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Her nose looks hideously scary and how do you kiss that? Why do women do that to themselves.

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Submitted by RJII on May 31, 2008 - 8:49am.
girl looks great. wow, she looks younger than Ali Lohan and heather locklear.
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OMFG! Funniest Dlist post today!!!

wow, she looks younger than Ali Lohan

That was priceless!! I am laughing my ass off right now -- but you are 100% right!

Nanners's picture

She looks desperate to hang on to her looks now. Your high point has passed, GET OVER IT!

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Submitted by dustbunny on May 31, 2008 - 10:50am.
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The size of boobs has gotten out of hand.

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Literally! As my husband would say, more than a handful is too much!

parissucksliterally's picture

Spoiled, I think the 90's were when the real "explosion" of having to have gigantic fake boobies started....

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MizRo's picture

She looks lovely: not pulled, not stretched, not too done.

The Real Mimi's picture

The thing is though, she may look okay in pics, but when she is in person, she may look horrendous with all that plastic surgery.
Heather Locklear lives in my hometown, and when people have seen her, they are in shock how much she has done to her face and how "Joker-like" she looks. People were saying that years ago about her, yet she looked really pretty in pictures.
My mom and I saw Loni Anderson at the mall and when we first saw her we were like "who is that scary looking woman?". And then when she got closer, we were in shock it was her because she doesn't photograph that bad.
The fact that I couldn't tell that was Heather Thomas NOW makes me think she probably looks rather "interesting" in person.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi - She was the fantasy of many guys, yet her boobs seem kinda small compared to the babes of today.
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Submitted by dustbunny - The size of boobs has gotten out of hand.
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I agree. What's wrong with natural breasts? She and Heather Locklear were both really popular around the same time, but Thomas had to beat a cocaine addiction and her career suffered for it. Thomas did end up doing much better in the husband department, though.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 31, 2008 - 10:35am.
She was the fantasy of many guys, yet her boobs seem kinda small compared to the babes of today.

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The size of boobs has gotten out of hand.

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Oh, of COURSE she's had work done! But it's been pretty good. Can't fix those old arms and hands though...hell, I have "old hands" too.

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RJII's picture

girl looks great. wow, she looks younger than Ali Lohan and heather locklear. LA didn't turn her into a plastic surgery nightmare. she looks refreshly fresh.
I recommend losing the Mariah Carey style ring and the dress could be less busy- But she looks great.

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Aubrey04, I agree.....she has def had work done, and yes it is good work.

The way to do plastic surgery is a little bit at a time, so it is subtle....look at Jane Fonda...she's in her 70's and looks great. then you have Mary Tyler Moore, who I fucking love, but she looks scary.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 31, 2008 - 8:35am.--

I agree, I bet she's had work done but she hasn't done anything to drastic. Some women tighten up their face TOO much-- trying to look 25 again.. and it looks horrendous. Her "tune ups" look decently natural...

She looks GOOD for 50, whether she's had some help or not.

If I start sagging and dragging -- I will get some "help" too. I don't think there is anything wrong with maintaining what you have.. it's when people totally make over their face -- that creeps me out.

but to each their own.

amle's picture

I think she is stunning. If she had plastic surgery, at least it is good. I dont see any thing wrong with having some work done as long as you dont end up look like the tranny mess angelina. she has been nipped, tucked, and botoxed so much she cant even move her face. no wonder shiloh doesnt look like her mom. her mom doesnt even look like herself anymore.

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Um, for those who think she hasn't had anything done, I have to disagree. If you just saw her picture without the before picture, you can't even really tell it's her. The surprised look without any wrinkles makes me believe she had botox and something done around the eye area. I would think one has to, especially if they tanned back in the 70s. She obviously had work done on her teeth. I'm not saying she doesn't look good for her age, she's very pretty. It's just that she looks like she's had work done.
And the before picture! She was the fantasy of many guys, yet her boobs seem kinda small compared to the babes of today.