I Give Them Six Months
I'm totally being generous by giving them 6 months, but by the looks of Brooke Mueller it could take her a few to figure out what's really going on. As expected, Charlie Sheen and his prostitute tranny infested sperm married real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in Los Angeles. Real estate investor? Jeff Lewis from "Flipping Out" she's not! By the by, I'm so fucking excited about Flipping Out coming back. My soul has been empty without Zoila.
Charlie, 42, and Brooke, 30, exchanged lies in front of like 60 dumb bitches who probably laughed the entire time. Well, Charlie saying "I promise to be loyal" is like hearing a hilarious punchline. It is a punchline!
The two became engaged last June in Costa Rica. Probably minutes after Charlie's sperm was infested by another prostitute tranny. Speaking of, it's rumored that Brooke is knocked up with their prostitute tranny baby. I can't what to hear what Denise Richards has to say about this.
Unfortunately, robot call girl did not crash the wedding with her shitty pigs in tow.
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This sex addict has to have one legally bound to him ho at all times it seems....bet he's still paying big bucks to madame's around the country for "speciality services" wink! wink! Ahhhh Charlie, you could have been a contender!!
I think I remember when they first started dating, she was this wannabe actress. When they became serious, she suddenly was in "real estate". And it's already come out he's still been with prostitutes as of last year while they were still together.
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Wow, he managed to conjure up enough respect for women to actually marry one? Check the sky for flying pigs and/or manwhores.
He's definately not aging well.
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Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on May 31, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Charlie Sheen looks DRUGGED!
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Is that wrong??? That's how I caught my first three husbands, the fourth one played hard to get; but 4 Ecstasy tablets and 6 tequila shots later and he was good to go.
Charlie Sheen looks DRUGGED! I remember back when he was actually HANDSOME!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
Wait, wasn't this bitch on TrannySurprise.com?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Here is the real pathetic part.
If this ho hadn't dated/married him, there would have been a battalion of women ready, willing and able to do so. They would have been lining up!
You know it's true.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
and on that note, i'm off to bed...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
LMAO Letin! That is so true. Funny, everyone can recognize it except him and the gold diggers he screws.
@nitwitty:trannies, hookers, golddiggers, pornstars...to charlie, it's all the same...:)
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Letinstar. Au contraire, I thought his dick was made to hold prostitue tranny sperm?
i'm tryimg to figure out why charlie sheen continues to get married when he knows his penis is made for screwing a different chick every night....
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Why does he bother getting married? Is it too hard to seek out all the whores he used to seek out or are they costing him too much money these days?
Submitted by joanne on May 31, 2008 - 11:43am.
Sheen is the type of man who shouldn't get married, he's a whore. I loved him in The Wraith.
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The Wraith is one of my favorite movies of all times. I still want that car (and the KITT car).
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Who wins the prize of "Man Who Most Looks Like He's Wearing a Rug Without Actually Wearing One"-----------------??
Charlie Sheen, that's who!!
Grand prize is a years' supply of foundation in the shade of "Funeral Parlor Pallor"
In the nicest possible way, of course!! And I have to admit, I look very carefully before I post, but it's always a no-brainer that it's you. ♥
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calling me a whore? that's it...I KNEW you were my Troll.
hehehehe
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan
PSL, you HWORE!! Fill your boots, woman!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 3:04pm.
hahahaha. Never been but I'm sure I'd love it there. It's got fish, booze, stunning scenery, and a town called Dildo. Always wanted to see Canso, too.
Hi IG! So far so good, as far as the weekend goes...planning on napping soon...I may get into some trouble tonight. I need to rest up for it...lol
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Then what do Dildoeans call a dildo?
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Girlfriend.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Then what do Dildoeans call a dildo?
PSL, that IS good, considering half of it sounds like there's no way it can be true. (or false...!)
PS How's your weekend going?
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I got 7 out of 12 on the Legends quiz...pretty good considering the only thing I know about Newfoundland is the Dog.
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan
it looks like charlie uses tom cruise's barber! :)
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 4:34pm.
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12/12. *bows*
Here's another bit of the local culture for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI5GhtJir3w&feature=related
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Denise and Charlie belong together. They need to stop denying that shit. He'll never find a nastier, bigger whore to shack up with and we all know how much he loves the nasty hos. I give this one 14 months at best. This dumbass is no Denise Richards aka Charlie's soulmate
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When Donald Trump married Marla Maples, Howard Stern described the wedding as: "There wasn't a wet eye in the house." I imagine the attendees at this wedding were similar. Perhaps even covering up their mouths to contain laughter, exchanging bet money to see how long it would last, texting each other. The priest probably had to ask them all to pipe down and pay attention several times. And that's just Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez.
Island Girl: Did you test yourself on the Newfie Legends or Lies?
http://www.screechrum.com/legends_lies.asp
Right now, the James Bond movie "The World Is Not Enough" is on tv. My God, Denise Richards is one shiteous "actress".
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Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com . There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
Testify and WORD, Jolly Green Goddess!
HA! Six months is being generous, imo. The only reason he married her is to make sure he can keep his kids. He has to look like the reformed bad boy, and Denise has made allegations in the past about his thirst for young girls, so it looks much better for him to be married than single.
Honestly she's the stupidest woman alive for having unprotected sex with him, period.
And what kind of idiot goes on his ENTIRE life doing drugs and sleeping with prostitutes? Would that not get OLD after awhile? Is twenty years not enough of constant hooker orgies and coke binges? Jesus Christ. Some people are completely unconcerned with their lives having any substance whatsoever. Must feel so gapingly empty.
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Can't believe he can still find women who will marry him. And your show sucks dude. Who watches that crap?
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Five bucks says Charlie was too stupid to get a Prenup. He's determined to go broke.
Oh yeah, he's a real stand up guy.
Idiot.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Bad hair, bad comic timing...the guy is a mess!"
Add to that....bad personality! LOL
Hey everyone, just droppin' in, gotta go paint! TTYL!
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Bad hair, bad comic timing...the guy is a mess!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Yeah, his hair is disturbing on too many levels to describe.
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Submitted by findleynb on May 31, 2008 - 9:58am.
what's up with his hair? why does a man have bangs?
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Seriously! And it's all poofy on the top. The hair has got to go.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Joey thinks he only gets married for the IRS deduction.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I love how much back information you need to even remotely understand this post... prostitute tranny infested sperm, robot call girl with shitty pigs in tow... if I wasn't on Dlisted constantly, that would make absolutely no sense.
And you SERIOUSLY have to have your head up your ass to marry Charlie Sheen.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 9:48am.
J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
Mrs. Shmoe!
How about this one: http://ffraise.deviantart.com/
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
what's up with his hair? why does a man have bangs?
Sorry, eating a delicious and healthy breakfast (Pop Tarts). I'll respond to your slurs in a minute.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Oops sorry, nervous trigger finger.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Did you plan to present your research at any time soon?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Did you plan to present your research at any time soon?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Well, Charlie saying "I promise to be loyal" is like hearing a hilarious punchline. It is a punchline!
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Problem is, this manhwore has the WORST comic timing in the history of show business.
His sitcom, brought to you by the same asshole that brought you Dharma (gag) and Greg, SUCKS!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.