Saturday, May 31st 2008
LaToya Jackson Is Every Woman
Seeing pictures of LaToya Jackson always brings a smile to my face. My smile quickly turns into a grimace, because I don't understand how a plastic surgeon is still able to eff with her face. I would think that even the slightest touch of a scalpel would make her entire head deflate. Toy needs to be stamped with a giant "expired," so that plastic surgeons knows not to mess with her anymore. What's done is done.
One thing I do love about Toy is that she can be almost any hot fucking mess. With a few minor adjustments, she can be Fergie, Mariah, Charo or Jacko. All the great lady messes of music!
Here's Toy celebrating her 52nd birfday in Las Vegas last night with RuPaul. Why is she doing jazzercise moves on the red carpet?
Wireimage, Splash
Irishgirl:
its true.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
LaToya was always very light skinned. I have seen many pictures of her as a teenager. She hasn't bleached her skin! She is just a light skinned african american.
Do all the Jacksons white-ify as they get older?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
She looks like a friggin mummy. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She looks like a friggin mummy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
please let's not stage a comeback for latoya...i don't think i can handle it...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
It must have been tough living in the shadow of her talented and famous brothers and sister. I hope she's content with herself. I was a little taken back by her age. She looks pretty good for being 52.
This is how Angelina Jolie will look like in 3 years , jolie looks like a real memeber of the Jackson family with the nose , the eyes...
Mik you should change the titel into "separated at birth" with jolie.
That's a real shame. If I remember correctly, she actually used to be very attractive.
I think some of the plastic surgeons she went to ought to be ashamed and they should give her a full cash refund. latoya was beautiful before they started screwing around with her face. granted she would probably be seeking some anti-aging help now, but again it is up to the people who schooled and trained for years and years to achieve natural looking results.
as for her worthless brother who got similar procedures I don't care about him. the surgeons, etc. can keep his money, charge him extra!
Submitted by . on May 31, 2008 - 4:00pm
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Absolutely! Great minds think alike (and small minds never differ. But that last part doesn't apply to us)
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 3:51pm.
joe, at least someone understands me. ♥♥♥ hehe
Submitted by . on May 31, 2008 - 3:47pm.
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Hahahaha!
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Sheeps, you NEED a sound paddling. You know you do and don't deny it! I know Geese have gaggles and fat women have faggles but do Sheeps have Shaggles? Shagaliciously delish!
Poor LaToya looks like a fucking animated freakfest from the Wonderful World of Disney.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Hey! I'm pretty sure the paddle isn't medically necessary.
Sheeps, that's what I heard. I am nothing if not prepared.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 3:37pm
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Oh my God. *preparing padded cell and restraints for Sheeps. And paddle for good measure*
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 12:36pm.
I plan to smuggle some to Houston.
Very wise, because it's hard to find strong drink in Texas.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I figured as much, but I'll be fine: I'm going to use absinthe as a cordial.
Hahaha... SCREECH!! I plan to smuggle some to Houston. Arrrggghhh.. I be a rum runner.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
@Sheeps: Oh my God. IG has turned you onto Screech? My predictions: You'll start talking to faeries in your back garden and howling at the full moon in Gaelic. They don't even rehab for that stuff. It's rehab-proof.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by . on May 31, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Sorry! It's "Screech" rum from Newfoundland, which IG told me about.
Making fun of both LaToya and Michael is like kicking a dead puppy - someone beat it before you. My guess is Poppa.
Sheeps, your avatar is just cruel. I'm trying to go cold <--scratch that, WILD turkey today, damnit!
LaToya's deflated nostrils are pitiful. She was perfectly beautiful before she went all "Michael Jackson" on her own face.
She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at www.JSeniorMatch.com I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
Last thumbnail - Pekingese face.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 12:15pm.
I also read the undoubtedly apocryphal tale about how the rum got named. Sadly, it's only available in 3 states that border SE Canada, so I'll have to get Joe to send me some.
ONT: LaToya would still be scary after a bottle of Screech.
Sheeps, what are you *burp* trying to say? Hahahaha... ♥
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Looks like Michael's plastic surgeon must give family discounts.
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Island Girl: I'm gonna change my avie for you. One sec pls.
Who exactly is she waving to? In the first thumbnail, it looks as though she's hailing a cab.
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Uh, she WAS a black woman in the 70's, right? Are they sure that's LaToya?
Wow, LaToya Jackson AND RuPaul. How did they manage to bring these two talents together at once?
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She's really quite ugly. And I guess she is taking the same skin whitening pills her psycho brother is. Has the same nose as her brother... This family is psycho... Her sister, Janet, is still somewhat cute, but she looks majorly fake, too. She just still has the same dark skin she was born with.
Rupaul looks gaunt.
Oy, Mr. Sister Jackson.
Did Janet send you anything? Does she know who you are anymore?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 10:20am.
Whew! You and Mike had me researchin'--on my day off.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
CHARO?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 9:30am.
gree-mach-ay
Whaa?? Kidding?
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No, I speak fluent Italian, bello.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 9:30am.
gree-mach-ay
Whaa?? Kidding?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I wonder if she's bleached her whole body, or only selected parts most likely to be photographed.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
wow. I didn't know I could feel all scary movie-ish on a saturday morning. Her face is making my scalp tingle. BAD.
mike,
He's probably also caused a bunch of people to get fat.
You can add Sly Stallone's mom to that list. They all look interchangeable.
OT: I'm disgusted with paparazzis and the organizations that patronize them. Antonio Banderas got photographed checking out Cameron Diaz's ass at the Laker game. What man wouldn't steal a look at a woman's behind standing at eye level not 4 feet away from him?? He may be a celebrity but gotdamn, can't these people do normal everyday things sometimes without worrying they're being stalked??
Stuff like that is unnecessary. Ridiculous.
Submitted by madam s. on May 31, 2008 - 12:34pm.
The character from the McDonalds ad has actually caused most people to mispronounce the word.
That is Angelina Jolie's face in ten years. Trust.
mike,
As in the big purple guy that hangs out with Ronald McDonald?
Submitted by mike on May 31, 2008 - 9:25am.
How many of you know how to correctly pronounce grimace??
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gree-mach-ay
Do I win first prize?
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Run away! Run away!
How many of you know how to correctly pronounce grimace??