Saturday, May 31st 2008
Where's The Bottle?
How is Suri functioning without a full bottle of barley water? They are probably injecting her ass with it, because they get so much crap for keeping her on the bottle. Suri needs her barley fix! Suri also needs to call up Ken Paves on her robot phone and schedule an appointment STAT! She needs to cut that alien bob. Homegirl needs her own identity. She's looking like Tommy Girl Jr. and that is not good for her reputation.
Here's Suri, Tommy Girl, Katie and Katie's parents getting into a hearse in Beverly Hills last night. Suri's memaw looks like Jane Lynch in a silver wig. Shit, it probably IS Jane Lynch. Tommy Girl cast her ass to play Katie's mommy.
please dont hate on them they are a good family! i adore sweet suri!! she looks so much like katie i miss the dawson creek days!!
Just saw that there is a huge fire at Universal Studios. Over 100 firefighters are trying to get the blaze under control.
Why didn't they just call Tom Cruise? He's the "only one who can help"? Everyone working to put out the fire could have stayed home and slept in......
Submitted by MM25 on June 1, 2008 - 5:28am.
Doesn't the real dad wants to know his own daughter?
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He's either A) been paid to stay away by TommyGirl B)Been threatend by the cult to keep his mouth shut C)is too scared to say publicly that Suri is his daughter or d)all of the above.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
My latest Youtube videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBA_dd89M-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl7fBOV9Yd8
I'd be curious to know how behaved that child is.
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Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Katie looks quite pissed off in the photo. Things haven't turned out quite like she planned, have they? *LOL*
Oh, what a web we weave when we practice to deceive!
Sheeps wrote: "Oh, and, Brad and Angie had French twins."
I know I'm late on this, but does that mean the babies were joined at the lips by a bottle of champagne?
Submitted by MM25 on June 1, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Who is the real father?
Doesn't the real dad wants to know his own daughter?
It's a toss-up between Chris Klein and Josh Hartnet. I'm leaning toward Klein.
I don't think she looks big for her real age. Isn't she really almost 3?
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Team Jiwon!
It's the CULTMOBILE! Outside looks like a hearse, inside looks like a coffin...it's definitely a cultmobile! *LOL*
Katie looks spent!
god, he's such a lesbian.
Who is the real father?
Doesn't the real dad wants to know his own daughter?
OMG, Tommy looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
i imagine the skeleton dude from Tales From the Crypt to be in that car
anyone know how old she is?
cause damn she got big! since the last time checked in here
Wow, I haven't seen KatIe's parents look that happy since she married her troll.
Remember the wedding picture? Bride's side looked like they were at a funeral; groom's side looked like they just won the lottery.
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Team Jiwon!
Daddy dressed her. Shoes don't match the outfit.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
i'm diggin the hearse mobile. shit, if only honda made that in an econo class i woulda gone with that. nice and ghoulish!
she's so not just 24 months old....
Suri is a cutie. She def needs a new haircut and new stylist though. That dress and those shoes are fug!
Haircut and a new pair of shoes bc the greeen ones don't go so much
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juss checkin in; nuthin new yet huh? okay.. toodles(Gidgetism)!! :^6
He kept his adopted children out of the spotlight but not Suri. I wonder why?
Sheeps, did you see the other one I posted? It's on the Charlie Sheen thread. Let me know what you think. :)
Edited to say: It's no wonder that I drink.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 31, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I took the Screech quiz.
That was fun. Def drinking-game potential. I watched the YouTube video, too. At least he didn't have to kiss one of the local lassies.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 31, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I took the Screech quiz.
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How did you do?
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MK is taking a well deserved night off and probably sitting in a Mexican Restaurant downing some chimicangas and Smirnoff shots. Speaking of Mr Smirnoff, I have an appointment with him right now.
I took the Screech quiz.
wow suri sure is cute! along with anna nicloes girl
I'm dying here! If I click "refresh" one more time and STILL see TommyGirl's face, I'm gonna go ballistic. I would even take a Phoebe Price post, for God's sake!
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There is a bottle there, they just airbrushed it out.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
MK please post something - anything - TommyGirls been on top long enough.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
Did anyone take the questionaire, on the Screech website? God, its a slow news day~
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 1:30pm.
If that doesn't scream "date rape", I don't know what does.
TODAY'S "JOKE THIS" CONTEST.
IG: Pretty sure I need the Screech first before any Screech-In, but I understand Houston is but 3 hrs east of me.
Sheeps, you are a researcher extrordinaire. Look up "Screech In".
Just for you... the guy is from the Barenaked Ladies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eep4IibEqJs
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 4:24pm.
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Thanks for the link. I so want to try the Screech Dark and Dirty on their recipe page. If that doesn't scream "date rape", I don't know what does.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Here's the website for you date rapists:
http://www.screechrum.com/home.asp
Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 4:20pm.
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Screech. It does a body good.
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I spent some time roaming around, trying to find anything about Bloomberg and HIV. Nothing. But I agree he has an, umm, effeminate vibe, which gives the rumor legs.
Oh, and, Brad and Angie had French twins.
Screech, sounds like a drink that's designed primarily to eff a bitch up. My kind of beverage.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Yes, do go on. Video?
I just copied and pasted. Yall can look it up yourself. Don't shoot the messenger. It's in the rant and rage section of manhattan. I didn't add any comments to it just the Breaking News Part. Don't get mad at my ass.
Mr. President, I founded and posted. I never said I went to journalism school, the poster said they work at a newspaper. I am waiting to see, if the shit hit's the fan. Hey, stranger things have been posted on craigslist it's in the new york manhattan section. Take it for what it is worth. However, this is not news that there has been whispers that he is gay.
Where the hell is MK?
The weather is shit.I need him.♥
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Hahaha, Joe! I'll second you on the nudity, but have to add a baseball field, taco chips and a catcher's mitt. Don't ask.
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Bloomberg has AIDS? WTF? It's on Craigslist so it must be true, right?
Stickacockinwoo, which journalism school did you attend, again?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 3:55pm.
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I tried Screech once and cannot remem..I mean repeat the horror of the experience. Let's just say that I've been led to understand that it involved public nudity, a Mr Whippy truck and my neighbour's weed wacker. And the police.
Need I go on?
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
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Suri is an adorable child but I have to say that she looks a lot like that closet creature from Michael K's earlier post in this particular picture.
Don't shoot the messenger (unless it's a squirt gun).
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 31, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I'm sure I'll be roasted over an open spit for this
Sounds like more than passing familiarity with the Screech.
Submitted by forever.now on May 31, 2008 - 3:52pm
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I just noticed her shoes - they're pretty. She is too.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là