5 Beautiful Words: A Shauna Sand Reality Show
It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up "A Shauna Sand Reality Show." Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So..... Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is putting out a shoe collection, she really needs to make exquisite lucite heels for young girls. I hurt when I see Shauna Sand's daughters wearing common chonklas and slip-ons.
Earlier in the day, Shauna was working her usual corner in Hollywood. No, she was getting some free crap at the Platinum Gifting Lounge at the W Hotel. Shauna showed up with her estranged husband, Romain Chavent. They were supposed to get divorced, but it looks like they fucked and made up. That's not even the good news. Shauna told the photographer that she's going to star in a reality show with her husband. The show will follow their journey of "falling back in love" together.
This sounds like the greatest television experience of all time. Shauna Sand, lucite heels, a hot French dude and a love story? Shauna better clear her mantle, because she's going to get an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel Peace Prize, Peabody Award and AVN Award for this shit! Amazing.
Here's more pics of Shauna with her daughters last night and with her husband earlier in the day.
Wenn, KAT/Wenn
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I have wondered all day if that's the first time someone's been asked to leave a M K party? Those damn reps try to look all demure in that pink getup, but they're just a bunch of vicious piranhas.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 31, 2008 - 10:25pm.
You left out the decimal point, her BJs are $5.00, and she throws in a free rimming.
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I think we're STILL off a decimal. 50-cents per BJ with unlimited lucite heel anal penetration?
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LOL! I don't doubt it, Slutty. I know you only buy your stuff from the Haven and those other Mary Kay sluts can be so cut throat! Just like you go straight to Cholita Shauna for all your shoes.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 31, 2008 - 11:28pm.
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Hahahahahaha, now excuse me for 10 minutes while I clean up the pee.
I've missed you too Nitts, I've had to actually work at the office. I need to tell you later on MS about last night, I was asked to leave a Mary Kay party.
Holy shit her daughters are gorgeous, they look nothing like her. The one standing in the middle looks like a whiter version of Madonna's daughter, prettier. Poor things. Shauna's head always looked to me like someone's long second toe. What a sad troll of a woman.
The poor thing really thinks she looks sexy with all this plastic surgery too. Sad.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 31, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Hello D.A.: Yes, I love mine, on one side I keep my birth control and on the other side my Motel 6 Frequent Guest Card. It's so easy to keep up with the important items when your shoes are made of clear Lucite.
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And the best part...when writing a check or using my credit card and the fella asks for my identification - all I do is swing my leg and land my lucite heel on the counter and he can view it without my ever having to pull it out of my pocketbook. It's right there!
Of course, there are times I forget the undies, but hey...I've had them just say...oh! I recognize the...uh...name. Your check's good! Paper or plastic?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Then I guess you're paying $495.00 for the lorenzo sperm she'll include in the lucite.
***Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Sky, you missed the fine print. She'd include a B.J. for the $500!
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Only ONE? Pfffft!
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:23pm.
You left out the decimal point, her BJs are $5.00, and she throws in a free rimming.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sky, you missed the fine print. She'd include a B.J. for the $500!
Aww, Slutty. I've missed you **************THIS****************** much.
Don't leave me alone with Sheeps for so long. You know Dee is out of town. Even MK is lonesome!
Hello D.A.: Yes, I love mine, on one side I keep my birth control and on the other side my Motel 6 Frequent Guest Card. It's so easy to keep up with the important items when your shoes are made of clear Lucite.
BTW, when Shauna had those SpeakerStones on Ebay, I sent her a question:
"Hey, can you throw in the shoes?"
Her response:
"Only if you pay for them."
My reply:
"How much?"
Her reply:
"$500"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those ones didn't even have the sparklies! What a rip! Pfffft!
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Slutts! Funny you should mention used diaphrams, I just launched an entire business by selling one.
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*Smooches to my homegirl*
Yes, but weren't you suppose to keep only half of the proceeds and give me the rest. Do you know how many men volunteered their time and energy to stretch out that diaphragm?
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 31, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I have a pair of those, but I like to keep the used diaphragm that I purchased from Craigslist inside them.
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LMAO! You bought one, too!! I'm wondering - do they come with a little pull out drawer complete with a tiny key or a slot with a rubber stopper on the bottom (like a piggy bank)? Fuck! I've got things to store when hitting the streets, baby!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Slutts! Funny you should mention used diaphrams, I just launched an entire business by selling one.
I had a look at Lucite Queen's imdb profile and was so surprised at the fact that Shauna's three daughters all have classy names: Isabella, Alexandra, and Victoria. I totally expected (and secretly hoped) that they'd have hooker names. Go figure. It's hard to be cynical in a world that surprises me a little each day.
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
I have a pair of those, but I like to keep the used diaphragm that I purchased from Craigslist inside them.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Two words, Missy.
Jimmy Choo.
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*salivating*
Hello, my darling! How are you this evening?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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Considering they're lucite/plastic, I'm curious...Do they squeak when she wraps her calves & ankles around the fuckee and starts bumping uglies?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Thumbnail #6: Are those birth control pills?
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 31, 2008 - 7:55pm.
LOL! I need a stiletto that breathes and a height in the heel where I can still sway the hips a bit and not clunk my way down the street.
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Two words, Missy.
Jimmy Choo.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
LMAO, Sky! D.A. They were made for waving in the air when you are lying on your back. I don't think she was concerned with how to walk like a lady in them, she was more concerned with their "conception." *winces*
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 10:51pm.
D.A, my ever classy lady! How've you been? Somehow you just know those shoes will turn your feet green after the third wearing.
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LOL! I need a stiletto that breathes and a height in the heel where I can still sway the hips a bit and not clunk my way down the street. How does she walk in those things?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The ONLY way those shoes could be any sluttier is if the heel doubled as a KY dispenser.
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D.A, my ever classy lady! How've you been? Somehow you just know those shoes will turn your feet green after the third wearing.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 10:44pm.
She must have gotten lost in East L.A. on her way there. That makeup is courtesy La Cholita.
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Hello, pretty girl! LOL! Yeah, that brow pencil and lip liner is from the LC (La Cholita) Collection!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I'm sorry, but in no way, shape, or form is she even remotely attractive. Her daughters on the other hand are absolutely gorgeous, and it's a good thing they favor LL, but she's a fucking mess.
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She must have gotten lost in East L.A. on her way there. That makeup is courtesy La Cholita.
For the xmas season, let's hope she puts her best foot forward with a line of lucite heels with inserted snow globes. Very festive.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
i like shiny, sparkley things...maybe i should give in and score me some clear heels with diamoids just like shauna's rocking...
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What in the world does he see in her? She looks like a cheap ugly whore with burned skin. Who in their right mind would be interested in having a serious relationship with something like that?
On another note, I feel so sorry for her pretty little girls. I'm sure they are embarassed to have a mother that looks like that. Hopefully, they won't follow in her lucite foot steps.
It's amazing that she dresses her daughters approprietly for their age, you would think she'd be like Kathy Hilton or Dina Lohan, but she's not.And I don't mind someone like her getting free stuff as opposed to a big name A-lister. She's certainly not poor, but she can't afford to buy anything in the world she wants to, like, say Brangelina! I do look foward to this reality show, it will probably be so cheesy it'll be good! And lastly, Believe it or not, those are her natural breasts!
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Spoiled-"Nah, even with the heavy Playboy lighting, make-up and airbrushing she still looks like Super Megawhore. ;)"
I agree. I didn't realize she was married to Lorenzo Lamas. Are all of these little girls his? So cute they are, what a shame that they will likely not be able to overcome the whore-ish-ness of their mother, and will likely follow in her lucites.
Her boobs are just grotesque.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I am sure her plastic heels are just off-camera.
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As is her chocolate spider.
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Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I am sure her plastic heels are just off-camera.
Here's another pic from the Playboy shoot:
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/awcphotos/playboycropmirror.jpg
The carefully placed photo of Lorenzo adds such class doesn't it? More like, "Proof that the only reason Hef agreed for me to do Playboy was because I'm screwing a celeb!"
Submitted by noneya on May 31, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Has anyone ever saw Shauna before like back in 1996 in the playboy days? She was beautiful and much more natrual looking. I think she looks best as a brunette. The blonde hair and bad tan make her look like an 80s porn star. Go check out her pics she was really pretty. Her daughters with Lorenzo are beautiful.
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Ok so besides learning that the drapes do not match the drapes.......Shauna appears to have a different set of implants now. Her starter set of boobies... http://www.hanacoast.ws/femalestars/pictures/842265/shaunasand.jpg
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Submitted by noneya - Has anyone ever saw Shauna before like back in 1996 in the playboy days? She was beautiful and much more natrual looking. I think she looks best as a brunette. The blonde hair and bad tan make her look like an 80s porn star. Go check out her pics she was really pretty.
Photo: http://image52.webshots.com/452/0/6/12/2500006120101231080FkbasS_ph.jpg
Nah, even with the heavy Playboy lighting, make-up and airbrushing she still looks like Super Megawhore. ;)
Those girls are going to grow up to be whores.
Which will make their mom ever so proud.
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
Are you the happiest Michael, or am I??
in case the youngins dont remember what snausages are, lemme refresh the memory...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmoqooNhQ0
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Five weeks ago, Romain Chavent filed for a restraining order against Shauna. Among other things, he said she weighs 92 lbs. He claimed she came to his restaurant and screamed at him and attacked him. (She should have wielded a plastic heel.) The judge declined to issue any order. Romain's English is comically broken.
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0424_shauna_romain_wm.pdf
Has anyone ever saw Shauna before like back in 1996 in the playboy days? She was beautiful and much more natrual looking. I think she looks best as a brunette. The blonde hair and bad tan make her look like an 80s porn star. Go check out her pics she was really pretty. Her daughters with Lorenzo are beautiful.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 8:08pm.
The ONLY way those shoes could be any sluttier is if the heel doubled as a KY dispenser.
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Now THAT is genius!
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