White Oprah Has Such An Open Mind
White Oprah recently said that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were "just friends." Now she's changing her tune. White Oprah wouldn't confirm or deny the rumors to OK! Magazine. She only said, "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years." Ugh! White Oprah would be the type of bitch that says "that's all I'll say" and then keeps yapping. Don't her nasty ass gums ever get dry? She probably moisturizes them with Lindsay's skin grease.
Please, White Oprah is so full of caca. She should have told the truth and said, "I don't give a fuck who Lezzy eats as long as she keeps signing those checks."
In other Lezzy news, White Oprah confirmed that her daughter was at the hospital yesterday for "asthma" issues. Yesterday, Lindsay's rep lied and said she was just "visiting a friend" with SamRo.
White Oprah told People, "She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad." No, what's sad is that White Oprah would have brought reality show cameras with her.
Asthma my ass! The dildo probably got stuck. It happens.
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White DOPErah needs to f*ck off. Everytime she opens her big mouth, lies & BS come tumbling out. I'm totally sick of the sight of her hagged out, dried up, skanky lying ass. Someone please whack her & put us out of our misery...
Why does it look like she is showing us spooge on her tongue?
Submitted by kikysweety on June 1, 2008 - 6:54am.
May be she met some mature babies there?
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Just curious? what exactly is a mature baby?
A few weeks ago I heard that song "I kissed a girl and I liked it" I totally thought of Hohan and her new girlfriend. lol
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Submitted by Suzy from C on June 1, 2008 - 8:53am.
I say Lindsey going Lesbo is a fad for her like those shitty ass tights she wears. I give it till the end of the summer and she'll be back on a real dick.
Suzy, funny how that works and I could see that with girls. With a guy? You can't go gay for a Summer for some reason. It just don't work that way. Once the Genie is out of the bottle. hehe
Every time this pig opens her mouth, bullshit falls out.
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I say Lindsey going Lesbo is a fad for her like those shitty ass tights she wears. I give it till the end of the summer and she'll be back on a real dick.
As far as White Oprah, what a lying shack of crap. This bitch will do anything and say anything to keep the pay checks coming.Asthma?
Yeah, White Oprah, that's it.
Shit or get off the pot.
The Doctor Dictionary word of the day today is "harridan"- which is a worn-out strumpet, a hag.
How appropriate for this posting.
She needs to ditch that Farrah Fawcett hairdo already. And the black-black mascara and eyeliner. Ugh.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
this woman needs an appointment with a roll of duct tape
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Hate her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MK finds the best pics of W.O. to post.
"If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."
Oh, I totally like know what you mean White.
Of course my mother called ahead to the hospital first THEN she called the paps.
You know Big White, Adnan is single again....
?&!
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
She's had five to many nose jobs. She looks terrible.
who is this?
Okay, I can't fucking stand it anymore, & I don't fucking care if it's been written before -- it stands to be repeated: QUIT SMOKING, YOU STUPID, FUCKING ASTHMATIC DUMBASS!!!! YOU WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE BREATHING ISSUES. I HOPE YOU DIE!
Sorry, but it's true. If she did, indeed, go into the hospital for an asthma treatment, she continues to thumb her nose at society & think she can do whatever she wants w/ no repercussions.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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She still rocks. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
THis stupid cunt is all OUR fault. A Pantheon of uncomfortable situations (not all mouth or twat watering) is upon us.
Please. Bring deaf, dumb and blind back. Please, home boy who thinks he's black but is white.
@Sybil!
White Oprah is a modern day June Cleaver....and that makes Lindsey...never mind...don't say it...
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Mani! *smooches you silly* Howya' doing, handsome man? Yeah, Dina has an open mind alright! So open you could drive a truck through it.
White Oprah is a modern day June Cleaver....and that makes Lindsey...never mind...don't say it...
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 10:33 It's called Pot lung/love.
Unless Lezzy got a good whiff of Sam the mans hoo-ha.
Hello Nit
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Wait! She's afraid to go to the hospital for a medical emergency because of what the paps might say? Yet, she can go out in public and hold hands with SamRo and not give a shit what the paps might say? It's called Pot lung/love.
She looks like she just did a nummy with some bad shit.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
since it's well documented that white oprah and lilo may have shared coke and same men, i can only expect it to be a matter of time before white oprah will be snacking on samantha's crotch...
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Didn't her mom tell her if she kept making faces, it would stick like that?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 31, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 31, 2008 - 9:56pm.
...and yet don't we still see this "asthmatic" smoking cigarettes every day?
I knew someone that occasionally got asthma attacks from cigarettes and I'd have to take her to the hospital, but she never smoked(cigarettes anyway).
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yeah, but Lohan does smoke. She's a fucking moron.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 31, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Evening to you DA,
Ali is in big trouble I think. I hope she can handle the rejection if she fails to become "famous". Piggy nose
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ON T: Mama Lohan is letting everything ride on Ali. It's her last chance for fame and fortune. Regardless of how she comes across to audiences, if it's money in the bank..she'll cross the line...
Curious - What are Papa Lohan's religious views on gays? Accepting or not?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
If she was only going to master one facial expression, why did she pick that one?
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 31, 2008 - 10:03pm.
If I punctured a hole in her head using my stiletto, nothing would seep out. Nothing except ice cold water. She'd exploit any aspect of her daughters' lives for personal gain and ratings.
Evening to you DA,
Ali is in big trouble I think. I hope she can handle the rejection if she fails to become "famous". Piggy nose
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WO is finally realizing that Sam Ronson loves the "red carpet."
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 31, 2008 - 9:56pm.
...and yet don't we still see this "asthmatic" smoking cigarettes every day?
I knew someone that occasionally got asthma attacks from cigarettes and I'd have to take her to the hospital, but she never smoked(cigarettes anyway).
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Whoever mentioned she has a piggy snout...wasn't wrong.
*sniff* *sniff* I smell bacon.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Francine on May 31, 2008 - 8:55pm.
White Oprah's so lawng aiyland! Like she shot from the beef curts all those kids with swept-back hair and no upper lip, easy-bologna-curtain-breeze-easy. Examine her knuckles for blue pool chalk, it's there. Thing can open bottles of Bartles and Jaymes with its front-teefusus.
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I'm LMAO reading this! I feel like I'm back home on LI right now!
Hoprah is still #1 in my book,"Mothers Who Are in Denial That Their Daughters a Lezzy" by Joe D. Foster
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If I punctured a hole in her head using my stiletto, nothing would seep out. Nothing except ice cold water. She'd exploit any aspect of her daughters' lives for personal gain and ratings.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
You can actually see in her eyes that she knows her golden ticket is going right down the tubes as we speak. Given and taken away, and all that.
...and yet don't we still see this "asthmatic" smoking cigarettes every day?
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Sounds like a panic attack to me, which CAN be caused by amphetamines.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Uh, Woprah, who the fuck cares why you are taking your daughter to the hospital. It's no ones business. If the paps want to write lies, so what.
I think all that matters here is that you get your child to a hospital if they need to be there.
I call bullshit on this anyway. We all know about Lezzy's 'asthma.'
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
If Lezzy went to the hospital for asthma, what's the big deal? Why lie about it?
I'd like to open Dina's mind with an axe.
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Submitted by icedcoffee on May 31, 2008 - 9:11pm.
"She was in for asthma, I mean she went to visit a friend, I mean..." Look who got cut out of the loop. Samantha is Lindsay's Mommy now.
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Or Daddy.
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She's so trashy..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"She was in for asthma, I mean she went to visit a friend, I mean..." Look who got cut out of the loop. Samantha is Lindsay's Mommy now.
Submitted by mike on May 31, 2008 - 9:01pm.
I've posted this before, but here's Tracey Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
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LMAO! OMG! "There's a defibrillator in her purse." Pretentious bitch!
Hi! Mike! *sock monkey hug & smooch* You made my day! Hilarious!
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Submitted by mike on May 31, 2008 - 9:01pm.
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I love Tracey Ulman. That is priceless.
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I've posted this before, but here's Tracey Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
White Oprah's so lawng aiyland! Like she shot from the beef curts all those kids with swept-back hair and no upper lip, easy-bologna-curtain-breeze-easy. Examine her knuckles for blue pool chalk, it's there. Thing can open bottles of Bartles and Jaymes with its front-teefusus.
Submitted by justlurking on May 31, 2008 - 8:44pm.
She is Pure Thoroughbred White Trash
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And she has a flair/flare for publicity.
I know, that was bad.
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