White Oprah Has Such An Open Mind
White Oprah recently said that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were "just friends." Now she's changing her tune. White Oprah wouldn't confirm or deny the rumors to OK! Magazine. She only said, "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years." Ugh! White Oprah would be the type of bitch that says "that's all I'll say" and then keeps yapping. Don't her nasty ass gums ever get dry? She probably moisturizes them with Lindsay's skin grease.
Please, White Oprah is so full of caca. She should have told the truth and said, "I don't give a fuck who Lezzy eats as long as she keeps signing those checks."
In other Lezzy news, White Oprah confirmed that her daughter was at the hospital yesterday for "asthma" issues. Yesterday, Lindsay's rep lied and said she was just "visiting a friend" with SamRo.
White Oprah told People, "She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad." No, what's sad is that White Oprah would have brought reality show cameras with her.
Asthma my ass! The dildo probably got stuck. It happens.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 8:36pm.
ONT: WO has very large nostrils.
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PSL, nice to see you too!
hellz, nice to see you all guys!! i missed you all and that crazy bitch MK. :)
Hey Haribo! Nice to see you!
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islandgirl, yeah i did! just for a year though. everything's fine so far :) i really like it over here. thanx for asking!
OT: WO and lezzie have the same noses.
Submitted by Haribo on May 31, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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I'm good. Didn't you move to the U.S.? How's that going?
ONT: WO has very large nostrils.
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
islandgirl, yeah!! it's really me! LOL how r U?
i know, i haven't been around much lately ;/ that sucks ;/ but i am trying to be on as much as i can. sometimes i just read quickly and don't comment cos i got no time.
Wait a minute does LL have asthma? And she's like a chain smoker?? Don't they see a connection?? Idiot.
God only knows what else is drifting around in LiLos cavernous vagine.
I have a feeling Linds is going to pull an Anne Heche when she's had enough of the carpet munching-probably put her back in rehab.
White Oprah should keep her bubble-gum tongue in her pie hole where it belongs.
I hope in a life or death situation any idiot celeb would go to the hospital despite what may be written. It can be sorted out later. You can't really do anything with your career if you're dead.
*-Jenny-*
Haribo? Is it really you? :)
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LMAO!! mk, u never ever disappoint!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 8:04pm.
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Aaawww, islandgirl...thank goodness for Google and youtube. lol
ON T: Oink!
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack. TY period!!! *muah!*
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Socky, I just had a visual of Schneider from "One Day At A Time" with his cig pack rolled up in the sleeve of his white t-shirt. Which I just realized is probably way before your time.
ONT: WO is a HWORE.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Socky, I'm beginning to think that your Bozo is a bit of a Lothario, a.k.a HWORE!! :)
ONT: What you said, re WO.
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My Bozo is a HWORE and proud of it! Little bastard walks around strutting his stuff cause this neighborhood is his little playground. He walks around with a pack of ciggies and a lighter. Gives him and his little slut a chance to smoke a cig in the afterglow. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."
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No, asswipe. If my kid was sick and someone was in my way, I would go mental and take names later. But then again, I have my priorities straight.
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Well, Mother Harpy here has exploited her daughter's hetero escapades for all their worth, so it's only fitting that she'd turn to lesploitation if it means wringing some more cash out of her rapidly-deteriorating meal ticket.
STFU you dumb whore.
I don't belive Lins uses a dildo, it's real dick or vag for Lins, nothing else will do.
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Submitted by dustbunny on May 31, 2008 - 4:28pm.
She's pathological isn't she? LiLo never stood a chance.
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HELLO!!!!!
I been saying that for YEARS already. OK, not years, but for at least one year.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
White Oprah told People, "She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad...
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I smell poo poo! If you are having trouble breathing and you need medical attention, then you would go straight to the hospital. Who in the heck cares if the paps fabricate a story?!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Socky, I'm beginning to think that your Bozo is a bit of a Lothario, a.k.a HWORE!! :)
ONT: What you said, re WO.
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Lilo's vag is too loose for a dildo to get stuck.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Succinct, yet true. Loves it!! I'm tired of looking up WO's nasal cavity.
PS Hi, Sockie, how's tricks?
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Hi! Islandgirl! *sock monkey hug & smooch* I'm doing great. Went to the golf course with the future FIL and got to drive the cart at warp speed! Yeah, right. lol Waiting for the BF so we can have din-din together. My Bozo is out doing the dirty-dirty with all the girly girls in the neighborhood. lol
ON T: Oink. DL will say, do and whore anything as long as the money keeps rolling in.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 31, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Pig snout.
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Succinct, yet true. Loves it!! I'm tired of looking up WO's nasal cavity.
PS Hi, Sockie, how's tricks?
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I really do hope that samantha is a nice, caring person who will take good care of lindsay. because lindsay PARENTS certainly haven't.
Pig snout.
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to psl...
maybe lindsay didn't know sam ten years ago. maybe only dina did. hehehehhee
ok. I have asthma for reals. I don't have the smoking and drinking kind that lindsay has so I could be a bit out of my depth... but I have albutetol (an inhaler and a neubulizer) AND doctors I can call. so there are some options, but low oxgen levels don't always lead to good decisions so I would hope that if I stopped breathing someone would do something useful like, I dunno, call an ambulance! I hate white oprah.
She's pathological isn't she? LiLo never stood a chance.
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Her nose! Like, where is all of it?! GROSS! That's a hideous nose on a hideous face!
She needs to just act like a f*cking grown up, and not some Long Island snot-nose trolling Roosevelt Field. Not that she has to roll over and die because she's in her 40's, but for God's sake, how's about just a shred of dignity? How about acting like a mom, and not a coked-up whore? I could almost feel sorry for Lilo, having such a POS for a mother.
Dina is what my mom would call a "real piece of work."
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
*Pictures Blohan and SamRon arriving at the hospital walking next to each other, bent and with a blanket over their butts*
Dildo vacuum accidents during sexy times must be SCARY.
DiLo and AliLo and MiLo are only famous because they are related to LiLo. Thus, anything that keeps LiLo famous is A-OK with WhoreMom, WhorePop, and WhoreSis.
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Dina is not really photogenic, is she?
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I guess the next time Lindsay goes to rehab, it'll be for "asthma issues."
WO needs to take her nostrils and STFU.
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so wait, Lindsay and Samantha knew each other when Lindsay was ELEVEN years old?
This woman cannot open her mouth without lying.
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"