Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:56am.
head hurts?... come kick animals with me and BCAW in the Johnny Rotten thread... does a world of good!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Thanks ESE but I stopped at Bradi's post. This stuff makes my head hurt.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:39am.
don't waste the time, dahlin'... it's the same 'ol shit
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
I considered reading it, I got to Bradi's post saying People was better than the Bible, The Quran, and Dianetics and I pretty much got the gist.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:32am.
I went off the grid for a few days so luckily I missed all this fuckery
oh, lucky, lucky you!.. this was just, well.. silly
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
I went off the grid for a few days so luckily I missed all this fuckery
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:16am.
hi, Viva!... the drink helps!... just reading all the heartfelt loving AJ stuff and realized it was at 911, can't have that!!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
hi ESE. Insomniacs unite, eh?
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
just had to get this past 911 comments... eerie
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Still?? This is like the never ending thread.
The dead thread.
Actually, Angie is left-handed. They had to make her Tomb Raider prop guns special for her. I read this when I was researching whether or not she got injured during filming. I have no life, apparently.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
LOL Bradiful. You are too funny. I can only hope the drama starts up again because it really took my mind off of my troubles yesterday. I think I learned that I am not as crazy and ate up as I thought. There are others out there that make me look and feel down right SANE!
bwahahahahahahaha
This gwaddamn thread!
I just re-read as much as I could and I am rollin' on the floor.
So in conclusion, or at least to this thread, I have learned:
PEOPLE magazine is more sacred and bigger than the Bible, Koran and Dianetics.
The lengths of insanity just got an extra 10 mile/meters.
I could never, ever live up to the sky high standards in fandom. Thank the good lord.
And Skeletina may or may not have taken her personal arsenal to France.
Good times, good times indeed.
Can't wait for the next one!!!! *checks watch*
Anytime now!
Love all but one of you HWORES!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I bookmarked this thread after I left it yesterday afternoon just to see if it would continue on.....sheeeeezzzz! LOL it sure did.
I won't be able to be online much today-Thurs. so will miss most of "As The Stomach Turns" here, I guess [/carol burnett show].
Woooo...I scrolled down a bit. DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!
But/and I laughed out loud at this post:
"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Remember when DListed wasn't a place where everyone had to defend themselves? It was like the Yellow Brick Road only without the cabbage-smelling midgets and the hot shoes."
Now I have that damn song stuck in my head. "Follow the yellow brick road!" Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh LOL
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
Wow, I couldn't even make it through the entire thread on this one. Some of the shit I read made me laugh so hard I almost popped the stitches out of my gums.
LoLo, Kizzy, Billie, Bradiful: I bow to you all!
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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
that's funny Sheeps.....lol
TV, they are big boobies....Thora Birch....barely legal big boobies.
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:24am.
Sweet! I'm off to watch American Beauty (they better be big boobies)
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Obviously the laws are slightly different in the US where you can shoot someone in your own home for being lactose intolerant, but here it's only teenagers and farmers who have guns, the rest of us protecting ourselves with sarcasm and blind luck.
(HolyMoly.co.uk)
Yes TV, there are boobies in the movie!
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
oooohh, ooooh.. just wanna make sure i got my point across... MONKEYPOX check back in the thread, i defended your prettyness(yeah, that's not a word!)... night, all!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:17am.
Are there boobies?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Boob jobs for everyone! Yes I am slightly tipsy, sir, but are you better than me? No!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
night ESE...I'm gonna crash too.....
TV, of course you wouldn't know the scene- there are no car chases in American Beauty! lol
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
night, folks!... remember, this is just words on a screen, nothin' to get bent outta shape about... have fun!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:05am.
No, that was from the new Burger King commercial.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:05am.
great flick!!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
I try and go with my mood when it comes to songs....or I just pick excellent quotes....I am watching "American Beauty" now, and I'd like to use, "You like being fucked by the King?" "Yes, fuck me Your Majesty!"
hahahhaha...(I hope you have seen the movie)
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:00am.
sorry about that, just kinda pick a sig with what i'm listening to at the time... but, hey... now i gotcha a cool song to think of!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
ESE, just noticed the siggie....."De Doo Doo De Da Da Da"......yes?
now it is in my head....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:52am.
that bitch owes me money!!LOL!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Call Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, ESE....she will confirm the story for you....lol
hehehhehe TV.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:50am.
*whispers back* I meant when they were kicking you out
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
*whispers to TV* (ahem, I'm a Jew)......
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:44am.
Sheeps, as you know, not only am I innocent, I am also naive and subtle!
i'm gonna need full discloser from "People" before i believe it
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:44am.
Is that what they taught you in the convent?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sheeps, as you know, not only am I innocent, I am also naive and subtle!
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
PSL, you are very innocent. And Angie is an expert marksman.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 12:41am.
you smoothie, you!... silver tounged devil you are!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
ESE....I'm here, and I'm not complaining...this is a happy place!
Sheeps....what kind of Corned Beef? Kosher on Rye? Or Corned Beef and Cabbage?
or was that a "dirtier" type of sammy?
I am very, very innocent- I don't understand everything you know.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:36am.
Aye, there's a fair lassie!
(poetic language, init?)
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
PSL: And what would Alec B know about someone else's sexual satisfaction?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:36am.
Oy, what do we have here?
Me, and the Three Irish Boys........
that depends... are you here?LOL!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
PSL: Wanna corned beef sammy?
Oy, what do we have here?
Me, and the Three Irish Boys........
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 12:33am.
And Nit eats too much Mexican food. She's got tooties.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 12:31am.
you son of a bitch!!... you didn't tell me about the zoo!!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Soccer? Interesting? hahahahahaha
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 12:31am.
So does mescaline.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.