Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 9:31pm.
As long as I don't have to sit next to Slutts. She's got cooties.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 12:29am.
it's good to have goals... i mean, they make soccer a hell of a lot more interesting!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 12:29am.
I'm secretly planning a 3rd grade class trip to the zoo. We can do the gunplay there, just not near the tiger cages.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
No booze here ESE....going green again.....lol
but just as pleasant a conversation...
only one Zima a week for me!
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
(I am secretly plotting to hijack this thread and turn it into a gun debate. Long term, my goal is actual Dlisted gunplay. Shhhhh.)
Wait! I brought paste!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:21am.
sshhh!!.. no bickering talk... it's just drunk talk now, sweet, beautiful drunk talk!... *edited*.. hey!.. where's your avie!! *putting fists up*!!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 12:18am.
and i see Brad playing the "world of shit" card, ala "Full Metal Jacket"
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Manimal....lol
Sheeps, I hope it was safe for you to say that...Lord knows we don't need another 6 pages of bickering.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
oh and Kizzy, in case it wasn't clear, I wasn't calling you an asshat. the asshat in question was that psycho loonie named ....fraud. I won't dignify that poster with a name. IT is an IT, like the other psycho IT. And ITA with you about how to handle IT. IT stirs up the shit, and we're supposed to take it. I've had some epic battles with that obtuse moron--if you ever want to give yourself an anyerism (sp?) check out the Kobe thread. I swear, my four year old has a better grasp on logic and argument, and is probably smarter as well. Being nice or ignoring ti does nothing. IT still is an ass.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
ESE and Mani: I see her nearly killing everyone on the firing range, like the private with the M-16 in "Heartbreak Ridge."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 12:06am.
did you check that stat with "People"?... i for one, think she has or has not handled guns in both hands!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Personally I think it's BS about the guns.
Her arms would shatter like glass with those Tomb Raider guns.
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Here's a neutral, on-topic comment: Unless Angie (we're on a first-name basis) is left-handed, that gun pic is staged. People don't shoot with their weak hand except in John Woo movies and rap videos. The gun itself looks like a prop to me.
THIS IS SILLY
And fucking redonkulous.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 3, 2008 - 12:02am.
HAHA!!... you're the man... um... Man!!
OT: really?.. do ya think i'm gonna start now?
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 11:59pm.
this is just silly all together
Ok, all together now "THIS IS SILLY"
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Man, this thread has more drama than a movie on Lifetime! How did we go from Angelina Jolie and her commments about ass kicking and guns (and about her weird looking thumb!) to sensitive info and betrayals by posters on DListed? Is Alexis Carrington behind all of this?
this is just silly all together
OT: (see above)... yeah, that could count
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
I am seriously in shock that this thread is still going on and on....5 1/2 hours later.
Hello everyone.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
You KNOW I love you. I am just saying that I had an evil troll who was a former friend, and she divulged REALLY sensitive info and personal emails and PUBLICLY humiliated me on Dlisted and you have to count yourself lucky that that didn't happen to you.
It was evil and it sucked and it was scorching. I am still embarrassed by the things that girl posted. It was really awful.
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Dx3, if you insist on rehashing this story weekly, then present all the facts. This person did not troll you, you trolled her. Why, because you blamed her over a relationship with another Dlister that didn't work out. You thought she was the cause and blamed her; then you sent her an email spilling your guts over the incident and confiding your feelings. This person didn't snoop trying to find this information from you, you told it to her and several other in emails. Afterwards whenever she would be on the board, you were the one that began calling her a whore and complaining about her explicit talk; nevermind that others did it, but you singled her out. Most of the time, she would leave the board, but one night she didn't and defended herself against you, you threw the first punch, things did get out of hand, and yes she did post information that I didn't agree with; but you don't give someone on the board sensitive information and then the next week tell her what a whore she is on the board. You have told this story repeatedly and you always make yourself the victim, but you are as responsible as the female that posted your information. If you insist on rehashing, then all of the story needs to be told and not just your version.
BTW, if memory serves me correctly, you also posted sensitive information on a regular poster the night that you were banned. This little oversight is never mentioned.
O/T-Angelina brings out the beast in all of us.
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy.
A mummy? Move over King Tut.
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Kizzy, I AM a citizen of the united states. Even if I wasn't, I still have the right to disagree with policy and laws I feel are incorrect. By that rationale, the US and other nations should have let Serbia continue to butcher their neighbors, or stand mute while people are massacured in Dafur. I quoted the second ammendment correctly. I respect your opinion, but as a citizen of this country, I have every damn right to point out that the right to bear arms never addresses individual citizens. It specifically addresses the right for a well regulated militia, not any idiot who can drive to walmart to pick up a shotgun. Frankly, I don't fear wanton packs of violent criminals. I fear that my child will have a friend whose parents aren't responsible gun owners. I fear people with the best of intentions, who cannot handle a firearm, will shoot someone I love. I also feel I have every right to state this as someone that can, and has, handled an assault rifle as part of their educational experience, that a sizable chunk of gun owners really don't know what in the hell they are doing.
Also, using the "that's how we won the west" is not lending any creedence to your argument. The west was won via ethnic cleansing. Not something that one is usually proud of.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Bradi there have been countless posts in the past with more comments.Unfortunately all the funty comments are all gone now.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
ESE...I just mixed a white russian for you....mmm goodness though I prefer a zombie.
Please go to the forum, and submit your thoughts on this crazy bitch.
Yeah, thats right whores, I sacrificed my ass AGAIN for you lot.
GO.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
With this comment 850 comments, not since Shitney's Broke Boot fiasco have I seen this high of a count.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
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CHOU>>CHUG>>CHUG>>>♥
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LMFFFAO.
I wrote "chou".
You can figure that one out!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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CHOU>>CHUG>>CHUG>>>♥
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Submitted by Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 11:03pm.
what?!?!... i could die tomorrow?!?!... SONOFA!!... gotta drink for tonight, i guess!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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That has been my motto for the past couple days.FUCK IT !!!
Life is too short,I/you/he/she could fucking die tomorrow....and what?WHAT???
FUCK EM!♥with LOVE...lol....
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
AngieHO is a hack actress. She is best suited to supporting roles. If she had not snatched The Brad from Jen Jen than she would have been acting on some lame t.v series by now.She gets the media attention and the A list movie roles because of The Brad.
She will be nothing when The Brad leaves her crazie ass.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Fuck it.I don't care.
that's the way to do it!!LOL!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Chillllin' w/some beers.
Reading all the chaos.Is that how you spell it?or ...Fuck it.I don't care.
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Well, I got sucked in today and yet I feel oddly refreshed.
The twists and turns of DLISTED land......
How you be homeskillet?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@Bradiful Bitch- you are too funny.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 2, 2008 - 10:48pm.
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How is you,Homie?
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
devilgirl on June 2, 2008 - 10:42pm.
I parked and everything.
It's all so surreal.
xxo
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Anyone who thinks Xtina is great must be sooo ugly themselves. She is a dog. Sorry. What does that make you? You are probably hotter than she would ever be by nature but you fall for media hype. i bet if we did you up like her, you'd be splendid. you are too stupid to know the ins and outs of a PR Machine and Photoshop. even you are better and I am sure you'd be a better mother to a child or puppy or a wild bird.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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Honey...go pour yourself a TALL drink and relax............
We're just trying to have fun & laugh at stupid celebs.
Don't drink HATER~AIDE!!!
*I just made myself laugh*
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
loric being polite leads to the root of all things bad didn't u know that by now. Being a ungrateful funt is the only way to communicate with those funtholes from the magic mushroom cloud.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
@Bradiful Bitch, you know I used to love coming to DListed. It was the one gossip blog that was fun. Everyone could express an opinion and people took it all in good fun. Now it's like any other site, where people have no humor.
I guess the solution is off to another thread, but this one has turned out to be like a car wreck- you want to avoid it and move on, but you can't help but slow down and gawk!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:10pm.
I will give you the most honest answer to that question about annoying people.
Just reading negative comments about Angelina pisses me off. The anger comes from no where. I thought I was calmer and I had not been aggressive but clearly that wasn't the case today, people still got mad. I know how you all feel but how I feel when I read the disgusting comments about Angelina trumps what everyone else feels and the minute you all feel like shit, I feel ten times better. However I let myself become friends with you and others. I remember the first time we were acquainted, I just cussed you out over something you said about Angelia. Then you were so chill and calm. Almost understanding. I felt like shit and I said I was sorry or something immediately after that. Me and you have been cool ever since. I am a nice girl...and I am not evil. I am really very nice but this just brings out the worst in me. I have to choose between friends and Angelina. I want to have my cake and eat it to. *sigh* I love Angie like no tomorrow. I care deeply about you and Triple d and Jamesy.
So I want You, Triple D, and Jamesy. This defending thing has to stop. I am gonna let you know I don't give a fuck about those other posters who are just downright vile in their comments. I don't care if they leave or stay. However for the sake of keeping my friends...the defending thing will stop.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Yeah, M.E. is soooooo gorgeous and gifted. How come I and my friends here have never paid a moments notice? She's bile. Diarrhea!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Her, I can handle. DawnieDawnDawn and James Haven? No thanks. I've had enough. I have sat here defending myself over and over again.
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Sorry you feel that way, dear. You certainly didn't have to defend yourself with James Haven, because he doesn't take sides. You have a right to be here and so does she. All James Haven said was to ignore her posts when she gets that way. It will save alot of needless time when we can all be having a few laughs.
As for you, Nectar....it's not very nice to call someone names, when they are not here to defend themselves.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:29pm.
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LMFAO @ "lezzie times"...Okay MK!!!lol....
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:29pm.
M.E. is a sweetie, and she's a tough cookie. Plus, she's gorgeous
yep, i'll agree with that
OT: nah, nevermind
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Kizzy, take your ass to the forum and resurrect the *Lunatic on the Main* thread. I won't be doing it cause my ass still hurts from the first time I did it.
LaLal, will pay attention, she did within hours of starting that BS what was it? A scant two weeks ago.
Whores and mitches, please stop this shit.
O/T...CUNT owns guns, no doubtaboutit.
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Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Kiz, M.E> is a vicious a hole. So stop idolizing her. That poor water soaked tiger in her av. She is probably ugly and has a personality disorder. Steer clear!
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Come on Nectar. M.E. is a sweetie, and she's a tough cookie. Plus, she's gorgeous and I'd have lezzie times with her.
I for one will not fold nor change my USUAL Skeletina hate fodder.
I basically treat everyone the same here, this is NOT A FAN SITE PERIOD!
Take the serious out and if you have nothing left to post, don't post.
On T: Skeletina, you ruin everything and everyone you encounter.
You are a hwore, beastly, unworthy, ungrateful hwore.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 10:26pm.
No one should leave. This is a message board. It gets tough sometimes because people disagree, but it is great that we all can express our views.
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That's the thing, we CAN'T anymore. The second we do we get torn apart by some asshole who takes it upon him/herself to rip us to shreds for what we think. Fuck that shit.