Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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"They're going to get into a fight some day..."
Way to think positively there, Mummy!
Never in my life have I been in a brawl, even as a kid. Probably because my instincts tend to lean toward using my brains. Novel concept for Ang I understand.
Pu-leeze!
Reading her quotes made me want to gag. She is so full of shit. She talks just like an eighth-grader who has never even been in a fight.
"Oooh, I'll use all my mad skillz I learned *making movies* to beat down someone's ass!"
"Oooh, and don't try to pigeonhole me as a pacifist 'cause I've got guns! Pow! Pow!
Give me a break.
Her boasting reminds me of a story, which is 100% true but which I'll sanitize a little. I used to have an L.A. neighbor who was a B-level actor, a black-belt in martial arts whose roles always had him kicking ass in-between bedding the girl. I came home one day and my house looked like it had been broken into (an entryway open). The neighbor offered to help me out before I went into the house to see what was up. He first picked up a weapon. I was thinking, Aren't you supposed to be a black belt??
Bottom line for AJ: it takes training and courage to use a gun effectively against another human. You don't just pick it up and shoot and expect to do any damage.
I think that she has an exceptionally long thumb, particularly the lower part.
I'm betting this won't stop the recently departed LoveAngelina from breaking in for some one-on-one with Angelina. Assuming she (LA) can scrape up enough money for bus fair, that is.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 1, 2008 - 10:25am.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080601/ap_on_re_us/studio_fire
It's funny though, men usually go for the guns and women seem to prefer knives. In most movies women always walk around with some big ass knife.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 1, 2008 - 10:25am.
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Actually, that's far more interesting than having to read yet another post about Angelina. I think MK may have been kidnapped by the Brangeloonies.
TMZ is saying nobody has been injured so far. Good news, there.
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"Mummy"....I thought she was a tomb-raider...not a tomb.
ha. ha.
Angie elbowing someone in the temple is the same as any of the rest of us bitches stabbing someone with a letter opener.
Girl's got some sharp limbs.
And she's got something funky going on with her thumb in that picture. It bothers me and the only thing I can focus on.
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Not that this has anything to do with this thread, but has anyone heard that Univesal Studios is ablaze. Lot's of damage! Hope it doesn't hurt Mockingbird Ln.!
"Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes."
LMFAO!
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Jesus, MK! You scared me. I thought for a second that Love/Heart Angelina had hijacked your site. She used to use that avie. I have nothing against L/H Angelina, but we CANNOT LOSE YOU,MK!!!
I lost count on how many AJ posts Michael K. wanted to roll out this weekend. I think his goal was 22?
*snore*
Wow. Paranoid and violent much??
Having guns and a house full of kids is literally an accident waiting to happen! Doesn't she have security up her ass?!? And what's up with her weird looking thumb in the poster? She's sooo overrated!
Eh, nevermind. I'm indifferent.
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So basically she is telling all of the Brangeloonies out there who might want to stalk them or their kids "I'll shoot ya"
here comes the tirade of 500 plus hateful comments...
snore.
She's a warrior, she's a mummy...no she's a bore.
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I would shoot dead anyone that threatened my life, never mind anyone else's. Anyone probably could, in fact, it's instinctual.