Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Kiz, M.E> is a vicious a hole. So stop idolizing her. That poor water soaked tiger in her av. She is probably ugly and has a personality disorder. Steer clear!
Bye, Nectar. If you ever want to hear my voice, I have CDs! lol
No one should leave. This is a message board. It gets tough sometimes because people disagree, but it is great that we all can express our views.
Please, fellow posters, you make this site good. Don't leave!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
ubmitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 2, 2008 - 10:51pm.
"Half this people just showed the fuck up". Yes everyone just materialized out of the magic mushroom cloud to give u a hard time. Not.
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In her mind, that's the way it all went down. She wasn't do anything except being polite, and everyone just swooped in and started being mean.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I've noticed some posters come here and gang up on some. They are sociopaths and bullies. That's the daytime. i guess they have passed out from all of that alcohol. I am going back into the archives from last September. Great reading. See you all another time. Pretending to be a dick of a guy. Not really, though. Sometimes my dick does get swollen with all of the talk.Woooo.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 10:16pm.
i heard somewhere Angelina likes guns?... not sure though, it wasn't in "People"
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
I'm outta here for a little while. I need a drink.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Her, I can handle. DawnieDawnDawn and James Haven? No thanks. I've had enough. I have sat here defending myself over and over again. I have finally failed to find the funny. And that's what I was here for, as you well know. We had some grand adventures here. But if people would rather have that fucking lunatic who only creates problems here and treat her with kindness, and treat ME like I'M the fucking asshole...it's no longer worth it.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Exactly loric, it's fucking bullshit.
FUCK YOU HA. You came here to ruin things, congratufuckinglations, YOU DID.
counts for EVERYTHING!!... come sit over here!LOL!
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I mention alcohol and now I'm everyones friend! Well, almost everyone. =)
Seriously, Kizzy and LCT, this is bullshit. I come here to read your funny posts, and this is bullshit if the good posters leave.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Nobody leave! This has been one of the funniest threads in days, that's quite a success considering it's an old thread. Come on, I be bringing crazy back...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This is all SKELETINA'S FAULT!
LOOK WHAT SHE DOES!
Spreads the hate and discord like wild fire.
James Haven, MUZZLE HER!
Every time she speaks chaos ensues....
SOMEONE MUST STOP HER FUCKERYNESS!!!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 10:12pm.
*in holding hit in voice*... thanks, needed that!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:11pm.
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What is UP,Bitch?
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Wow, Nectar- you know my life! Hours with a coach is right. I would love to think opera could be a love of my fellow Dlisters, but it isn't everyone's cup of tea.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I know,sorry.
Scared the crap outta my kids,too!!!
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I saw that movie in the theatres when it came out and I seriously can't even consider attempting to watch it again.
Kizzy-
You're leaving?!?
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 10:09pm.
counts for EVERYTHING!!... come sit over here!LOL!
OT: AJ is... uuumm... AJ, i guess, unless anybody wants to dispute?
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 3:09am.
Kizzy - I don't want to see you leave, but you have to do what you have to do. I'll be sorry to see you go though.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Thanks for that. I'm gonna miss you, doll, take good care of yourself, and watch out for those Girl-Scouts, they will cuttabeesh. Don't forget to throw Nessie anyone who can't answer the question, "Don't you know who I AM?"
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Are you seriously leaving because of fucking HEART ANGELINA???
Fuck this shit. I've had it. If this is what it's come to like hell I'm coming back here either. What a total waste.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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I know,sorry.
Scared the crap outta my kids,too!!!
(HaHa)
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
James Haven I am surprised that you aren't watching the Legally Blond auditions thing on MTV. Its already addictive. I am gonna watch every week. Any who, I love James Haven, and I LOVE ANGELINA am a big girl. I take full responsibility for my actions. No one has the right to blame you or Triple D for anything. You are awesome, Jamesy. I listened to you but things got of control...but thats not your fault. You were amazing to me. I need that. XOXO
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Thanks for that. I'm gonna miss you, doll, take good care of yourself, and watch out for those Girl-Scouts, they will cuttabeesh. Don't forget to throw Nessie anyone who can't answer the question, "Don't you know who I AM?"
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Look everyone we have a young rising opera star on our hands. Can we make her career a pastime/hobby and not the lazy uneducated AJ who would never know hours with a coach and tons of college classes? Like I said, this post is going to the top. I would much prefer to support a pretty woman with a talent than talk about a big faced nobody like AJ any day!
Why ya leaving Kizzy? IT'S NAKED TIME! WOOT!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:07pm.
anybody got a joint?
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**passes a joint to ESE** the finest....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Kizzy you better be fecking kidding me. Don't you dare leave.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 2, 2008 - 10:07pm.
what is going on?
i think some people like AJ and some people don't... just the jist... hi, Tris!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Loric- Grey Goose is the best! Now I want a cosmo, and I have no alcohol in my apartment. I'm jelly!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
OK, I know I said my last was my last post, but like I said to M.E. to reply to someone that's replyed to me makes me itch.
@Love Angelina's Fan - Thank you for the kind words.
@BB - I can't help it. I'm not sure if I wanna hug, scream, murder, cry at HA. It's partly all of them I think. Above all I just want to reach out & be kind to her & everyone. I can't help it, it's just my nature.
@HA - "I don't want you to defend me." Darling, AJ doesnt want you to defend her either. I know that as a fan of somebody it can hard, very hard to ignore the hate, but this one woman, defend AJ mission your on, is not doing you any favours. It's really not. It's a shame because when you're not defending AJ, you are a really nice, sweet girl. Nobody really sees that side of you because all they see is this - 9 pages of craziness. 9 pages of pure insanity. 9 pages of you defending AJ, of saying the dumbest things like "force feeding us" or whatever it was. What on earth made you say that? You had to have known that saying something like that would get a good reaction out of people. I do not hate AJ, I don't like her that much, but I don't hate her. It's npt about posting hate comments, it's about being able to call AJ a crazy ass bitch or something not have you change and dislike because of it. You can change, very fast at times. Like some others have pointed out, one minute you can be all nice and shit and then you can change. HA you can't say you hate the speculation on AJ on Dlisted, it LIVES on speculation. If you don't like it, then well, you shouldn't be here. I don't remeber you ever posting on a Xtina thread, but y'know what, you can call her a slut, hag, whatever & I wouldn't care. Girl, sometimes you act like AJ's shit don't stink & that gets people's backs up. If you weren't as defensive as you are, as you can be, I think that would be a start to people, I dunno, respecting you. I don't hate you HA, I could never hate you. I just, I dunno, I just wish you could understand how we all feel, because, sometimes you don't really get it. If you could only see things from other's POV maybe, maybe you could see why you annoy so many people and work on changing it.
@James - Hey!
Can we all please take a sec and listen to words of this song? Really listen and perhaps, let our love for each other shine, if only for a little while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCHPHAZsGsY&feature=related
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
No, but I've got a big bottle of Grey Goose. Does that count for anything?
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I would like one!!!!
Cran/O.J. for me,please!♥
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Alrighty, then. Unlike some other posters here, I can fully see a consensus and recognize it for what it is. I'll leave you to the loon. I bid you all but one a very fond farewell, and don't worry, you're not going to be seeing my ass in here again.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh God Triscuit your avie is going to haunt me all night long.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:37pm.
anybody got a joint?
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No, but I've got a big bottle of Grey Goose. Does that count for anything?
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God be with you, dumbass.
I like big guns and I can not lie.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Triple D - I love you and yes I know I am crazy ass bitch. LOL. Gurl, I don't know what the hell happened. Anyway, Don't let this shit brother you. Half this people just showed the fuck up. Don't ruin your night cuz of me. Have fun baby.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
EastEndGirl on June 2, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Totally.
On T: She could hide a gun under one of her chi chi's now.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Shit, Kiz. That long post of yours. You are proving to be crazier than HA. Please stop for a sec. Go clean your fridge and avaluate? Then come back. You ARE entertaining.
what is going on?
I am nosy,sorry.
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
anybody got a joint?
OT: yep, you know it
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Thanks for the compliment, Nectar. That was really nice. I am in a relationship, though- I'd be a pretty crappy fiancee if I didn't tell you that, even on the net!
I don't mind telling you that I go to college for opera in Boston, MA.
I hope to sing for thousands someday. Sigh!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Kizzy, them were some magic words. High five.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Don't be blamin' James Haven for any crap that goes on around here. James Haven doesn't dislike anyone and would never tell anyone not to come around here, nor would he ignore anyone that hasn't given him reason too.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
BB,
It's that damn Mercury retrograde!
O/T...I still got nothing (for you ESE)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Actually, yes I do. I used to post here-a lot-and then the Mouse bullshit started, and a lot of regular posters disappeared. I miss that DListed.
That's why I hit and miss post now.
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I hate having to be politically correct more than anything.
Okay, Kizzy, gloves off....
James Haven and I both just encourage peace on the Dlisted boards. We do not 'encourage' discord and leave everyone else to deal with the mess.
That is unfair, and I really like you but will not be blamed unfairly for being kind to another poster.
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I get that, and I am all for peace, what I'm not conveying properly is that you both are preaching to the wrong choir. The rest of us fully comprehend and respect that. SHE DOESN'T. As I said earlier, we were having fun, laughing and joking until she ruined it with her shit. She brings the drama, and doesn't stop. What is defensible about that, I do NOT understand. When I say I hold you and James Haven partially responsible for encouraging her, I mean YOU GUYS TOLD HER TO COME BACK. You know what she does, you know how it's going to end, but you let it continue. So yes, you both are indeed partially responsible. It's the shit YOU fed her that gave her license to come in here and force-feed us. Again. And force-feed is her phrase, not mine. Her exact wording was she was going to "force-feed us like a mother giving cold medicine to a child". We have all given her ample opportunity to air her views, and respected them. When we respectfully disagreed, she started attacking everybody. Nobody knows the truth but her, nobody is a real fan but her, we're all just haters, "lying liar and bullshit ass." Of course you are free to defend and be kind to whomever you wish. Just don't expect me to take her shit. I've taken it and taken it, and I'm tired of it. No damn wonder so many people left. If you people defend the GREAT LOON OF DOOM, and piss on the rational ones, why stay? I said I'd be damned if I'd let a fucking lunatic run me off, but fuck me, if you'd rather have that crazy psycho bitch, who contributes nothing but drama, and bad feelings over a rational, and mostly humorous individual such as myself, then I'll be more than happy to leave you all to it.
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No, th. Great guys need to know where you are if you are not married or in a relationship, hon.
OK everyone, come on now, let's just shake it all off.
This happens from time to time, these "cycles" just happen.
On T: I'm sure she doesn't tell The Brad where the guns are, she packs them in his suitcase just in case though.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Remember when DListed wasn't a place where everyone had to defend themselves? It was like the Yellow Brick Road only without the cabbage-smelling midgets and the hot shoes.
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Actually, yes I do. I used to post here-a lot-and then the Mouse bullshit started, and a lot of regular posters disappeared. I miss that DListed.
That's why I hit and miss post now.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Nectar, was that post sarcastic? Both of your posts, actually. I am pretty bad at detecting sarcasm.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
F Angelina and all the celebrities on here. This blog is going straight to the top! The real celebritiies are the writers on here and the people who post. Watch what you write here. It's traceable on Google and Yahoo. Everyone is reading this blog now. Everyone! It is gaining speed as I speak. So stop the twatiness on each other.
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Stop the twatiness. That's my new favourite.