Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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p.s. where is th living. I'd love to date a beauty like that. Where are you TH?
DDD, sorry to hear u feel bummed.Reading this thread can make anyone feel depressed.And its that way beacuse of someone who refuses to behave and treat others with respect. She is not a kid. She is a young adult and should act that way instead of throwing raging fits and insulting everyone.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Remember when DListed wasn't a place where everyone had to defend themselves? It was like the Yellow Brick Road only without the cabbage-smelling midgets and the hot shoes.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 2, 2008 - 9:55pm.
O/T...I got nothing.
i like your style, i like your style!!LOL!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:52pm.
No problem. The truth is very important to me. So I am never going to pussy foot around with it. If I am ever wrong the only I can do is admit it and get back up and keep going. I would rather admit I was wrong then let feeling humiliated get in the way of the truth. The truth will set you free is so true for me.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
F Angelina and all the celebrities on here. This blog is going straight to the top! The real celebritiies are the writers on here and the people who post. Watch what you write here. It's traceable on Google and Yahoo. Everyone is reading this blog now. Everyone! It is gaining speed as I speak. So stop the twatiness on each other. Let's be articulate and watch as this blog becomes a household name. Are there stock options?
HALA, I am satisfied. I know I can't change your mind through sheer willpower and without facts. You do recognize facts. Just because you and I disagree about the veracity of the article doesn't mean much- I can't make you believe what I want and you can't make me believe what I want. I am glad you read my post- I was figuring you were preoccupied with stuff, (sorry I almost lost my temper, lol). Thanks for getting round to it.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
ESE,
You and your CO$ informative ass, is always funny (to me at least). In the ever edifying D, you made me watch videos and read up on things I never would have normally. I thank you for that.
O/T...I got nothing.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
More on topic- As I have said, my fiance has a gun (with a safety and its unloaded and he keeps it at his gramp's) but I held it once. A heavy as fuck thing! I felt so dumb when I picked it up because I have played characters in some plays and musicals that handle guns, and the props were so light that I never reacted to them like they were real. I lifted them like feathers. Bad actress, bad!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
ESE:
Almost forgot:
shoot me an email, kid!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:49pm.
got it.. you can erase
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
*Peeking in*
We can't let one loon turn everyone against each other here-and I see it is happening!
MK, please close this post. Please!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:39pm.
James Haven doesn't get played. He really doesn't care all that much to get played. Just making a suggestion. So dlisted can get back to the fun place it was.
There have been people on here, that have made remarks about James Haven, but he don't really care. So instead of answering them, because some people just thrive on arguing, he moves past it. The only people that interest James Haven are those that he likes. The rest he throws in the BRAD pile: Boring, Ridiculous, Asshat, Deviants = BRAD.
So bascially, if she won't stop, there is only one thing to do: don't take the bait.
Now, James Haven has said enough on this matter. It has really gotten ridic.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
DX3- Honestly, I love this place. I love the snark, don't mind the drama so much, and like a frank exchange of views. Your posts are always so funny. I am still trying to become witty and make good quips.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:45pm.
So you're satisfied with my response???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Thank you for reading my posts and responding. I do appreciate it, HALA- no longer as pissed, lol.
@Kizzy- mm. Drinks. A Grey Goose cosmo?
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Yummy!! Sounds like a plan to me.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 2, 2008 - 9:45pm.
why thank you, EEG!!
OT: still not caring
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
See, I thought I was at Dlisted, but apparently NOT.
This shit is not funny and is fucking depressing.
I am bummed.
I come here to ESCAPE reality, not read drama.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Thank you for reading my posts and responding. I do appreciate it, HALA- no longer as pissed, lol.
@Kizzy- mm. Drinks. A Grey Goose cosmo?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
ESE,
I love your posts. Why? Cause they almost always end with:
O/T...I don't care.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I am officially pissed off. HALA prattles about wanting facts when we disagree with her- I gave her loads of interviews wherein she tells the person she was injured (point 1) and I am showing her that the interviewer for this article interviews stars all the time. Damnit!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Okay, Kizzy, gloves off....
James Haven and I both just encourage peace on the Dlisted boards. We do not 'encourage' discord and leave everyone else to deal with the mess.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
@Kizzy:
You KNOW I love you. I am just saying that I had an evil troll who was a former friend, and she divulged REALLY sensitive info and personal emails and PUBLICLY humiliated me on Dlisted and you have to count yourself lucky that that didn't happen to you.
It was evil and it sucked and it was scorching. I am still embarrassed by the things that girl posted. It was really awful.
LA ain't nuttin' compared to that.
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True, however, that does not change the fact that HALA has an agenda and there is no depth or length to which she will not go to promote it, and is therefore a HUGE pain in the bum.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Martyn Palmer is a reputable writer- he is freelance- not a writer just for Daily Mail, and does interviews with stars regularly. He interviewed Russel Crowe for UK's Glamour, Martin Scorcese, and others.
HA- read my damn post and concede that I at least made a point!
Why am I doing this to myself? Help me stop, fellow Dlisters!!!!
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Baby, baby, chillax, you have tried. You have worked your ass off, staying calm and rational, even when under fire and being insulted. You have stayed on point, and you have more than proven your case. The problem is, you're dealing with facts and reality, and those have no place in the self-confessed Angelina fandom world. You cannot completely shatter the illusions of the delusional. They have no reality, only delusions. When you take those away, they have nothing left. You did great out there today, hit the showers and let's have a drink.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Not trying to attack you, HALA- I just wanted you to read my post and respond. I guess I proved my point.
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I concede on the injuries, not the bull about the guns. I went to my fan forum to discuss the article, which is on JJB, with other fans. All of them huge Angelina Jolie fans. Bigger than me and some older than me. They posted an article for me to see about the injures on the set of Tomb Raider. However none of them trust the Daily Mail and said the interview was fake or words were added. We feel parts were completely embellished. They have never heard some bull about Brad and Angelina keeping guns. Angelina collected knifes not guns, we seriously doubt that she even collects knives anymore.
Thats all I can tell you.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
the making drinks part i got... witty?.. gimme a minute
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
thlayly5 why r u a polite educated smartie wasting ur time.She wont reply to u as u made a good valid point.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
He also interviewed Charlize Theron for The Times, Daniel Craig from The Times (reputable enough for you?), Lauren Bacall, Dakota Fanning, etc, etc, etc.
http://www.accessinterviews.com/interviews/author/martyn-palmer/7
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@ESE:
Well, as I can tell you from experience, every deb needs an escort for the season. So are you available? It entails making drinks and being witty, so I think you might fit the bill.
RSVP ASAP.
*smooch*
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 9:38pm.
HEART ANGELINA, I have an honest question for you. Why do you come here?
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i'll answer that for you. she is a shit stirring, delusional pain in the ass who always has to be a martyr.
Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 9:27pm.
No disrespect towards you, but if ignoring worked, there wouldn't have been 9+ pages to this thread. We TRIED, James Haven, we tried HARD. We were nice, we were respectful, and she just attacked and attacked and attacked. I understand others here have baited her, but I can attest to the fact that she was not baited here today. She was the instigator, she was the aggressor, SHE PLAYED YOU. I was there, I saw her bullshit, "I'll be good, I learned my lesson." I'm telling you that was complete and utter bullshit. And like DawnieDawnDawn, I hold you partially responsible for encouraging this shit, and then leaving us to deal with it. Not cool. When a minimum of 5 people tell you to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away, in those exact terms, what rational person would continue to sit here forcing their shit upon us? A sane and rational mind would look at themselves with that much consensus and conclude that perhaps they were the problem. SHE DOESN'T. She's hopeless. When Brad locks you in a closet, and crams spinach down your throat until you choke on it, then you'll have the full picture. She said she was going to force-feed us until we converted. She's force-fed us her shit, and I am at the point of regurgitation.
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Here's my advice re this HALA character...
Never wrestle with a pig: you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I like being a rich, drunk, debutante. It comes in handy on the bar tabs
not fair!!.. i can't be a debutante!!
OT: already told ya, i don't care
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Martyn Palmer is a reputable writer- he is freelance- not a writer just for Daily Mail, and does interviews with stars regularly. He interviewed Russel Crowe for UK's Glamour, Martin Scorcese, and others.
HA- read my damn post and concede that I at least made a point!
Why am I doing this to myself? Help me stop, fellow Dlisters!!!!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Brad makes us watch that commercial over and over! It's sickening! He said that was his finest work. He thinks it's captures the "real Brad". James Haven thinks he's an assjack.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
HEART ANGELINA, I have an honest question for you. Why do you come here?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 9:07pm.
I don't want you to defend me. You can say whatever you want about Angelina. I am not sure what it is you want to say about her but I never got the impression you hated her like these people do. I don't know how these things escalate the way they do but I was polite as I could have been.
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you are delusional. when have you ever been polite? maybe when you tell someone you respect them and then tell them they are full of shit, right?
YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL PAIN IN THE ASS
@EEG and ma BEESHES:
Ladies, I know the shit gets tired. Trust. I know. But you gotta walk away from the crazy.
In any case, I gots me a brand new rep for having the alkies and some fundage to bankroll my drink-on! So that is cool, man.
I like being a rich, drunk, debutante. It comes in handy on the bar tabs.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Thank you da! *wink*
All this fighting has James Haven wishing he was sitting in a hot tub with Brad!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Dx3, I didn't see those posts but I can say, that is well and truly fucking disgusting. I simply do not understand why people fake on the internet.
Sorry that you had that experience, but happy to see you stayed on the D WHORE. (that really was some funny shiz when you started it) WHORE. :)
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
You're WELCS Jamesykins.
So since The Brad did a Pringles commercial, check the Pringles dude dying thread, do you have Pringles for the little Skittles snack times?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Hi ESE! Thanks for the sprins (that's street for aspirins). James Haven comes in here for alittle R&R and walks into a damn lifetime movie without the pleasure of low cut dresses!
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James Haven, darling..I can fix that for you. *lowering bodice just slightly...enough for you to enjoy a little cleavage* *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
HALA is Heart Angelina / Love Angelina.
HA is a Martyr u r right about her persona.HA is like the aurora borealis but much less fascinating.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
@Kizzy:
You KNOW I love you. I am just saying that I had an evil troll who was a former friend, and she divulged REALLY sensitive info and personal emails and PUBLICLY humiliated me on Dlisted and you have to count yourself lucky that that didn't happen to you.
It was evil and it sucked and it was scorching. I am still embarrassed by the things that girl posted. It was really awful.
LA ain't nuttin' compared to that.
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No, divulging personal information about someone is a very fucked up thing to do, and it does not compare to the bullshit HALA has been up to today. Still, that doesn't mean she's worthy of defense. She has proven over and over again today she doesn't deserve or even want it. She won't thank you for it, and if given the chance, oh yeah, she would be as equally cruel as that other troll. Bank on it.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 9:27pm.
"Norm" on "Cheers", man... Dog eat dog... i think everyone's wearin' milkbone underwear!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 2, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Thanks Bradi! *smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Hi ESE! Thanks for the sprins (that's street for aspirins). James Haven comes in here for alittle R&R and walks into a damn lifetime movie without the pleasure of low cut dresses!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
HALA is the girl who won't read my GD posts because they prove that HALA was mistaken in believing that AJ was never injured during Tomb Raider's filming. It goes to help prove this story's veracity. Grrr.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 9:25pm.
HALA = Heart Angelina & Love Angelina.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 9:07pm.
I don't want you to defend me. You can say whatever you want about Angelina. I am not sure what it is you want to say about her but I never got the impression you hated her like these people do. I don't know how these things escalate the way they do but I was polite as I could have been. I never named called. I still want you as a friend...thats all I know. Yes, I hate all the speculation on Angie and I know no more promises I make will be taken seriously...I just thought I went about this in a whole new way and apparently it didn't work because I still upset people. I will just have to try a different tactic. I am truly sorry you felt like you were on eggshells but honestly every Christina Aguliera post I was never mean and I did that for you but of course no one feels that way about anyone but me for Angelina. So I am gonna have to change that. I hope you don't completely hate me but whatever you decide, I will still respect you.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.