Sunday, June 1st 2008

Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass

The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.

She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.

Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."

"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."

Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?

Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by HALA is a Martyr on June 2, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 2, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Darlin',
Thank you for your kind words, but I truly think the hatred for LA has gone into a scary place
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it's gone to a scary place because HALA makes it go to a scary place. people have had enough of her and her obsessive love of AJ. most of us are tired of tip toeing around her on posts, she's like a time bomb. one time she will be nice to you and the next she will curse you out. i'm all for being nice to everyone, but it's not right that she gets to do whatever she wants because she is psychotic.
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AMEN, BROTHER/SISTER, TELL IT, TELL IT. She's got no right to hold an entire blog thread hostage to her whims. That's exactly what she does. Whenever, wherever, it doesn't matter which thread, she totally brings the entire blog to a halt, while we are forced to tolerate her ranting, raving tantrums. That's bullshit. If she was actually trying to converse WITH us, rather than AT us, we might get somewhere. But no, it's only all about her, just like Bradi said.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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JAMES HAVEN!!!

*collapses into JH's burly arms*

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For the love of Shiloh! Who the hell is HALA?

You bitches are driving James Haven crazy with all these alts.

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

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Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.

*passing JH an asprin*... all hail James Haven!

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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."

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Bitches please! Can't you put an end to this crap? It's simple: If you don't like someone ignore their post. If James Haven can ignore Brad Pitt, you can ignore a damn post. Now cut the crap, you are giving James Haven a headache!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

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@Kizzy:

You KNOW I love you. I am just saying that I had an evil troll who was a former friend, and she divulged REALLY sensitive info and personal emails and PUBLICLY humiliated me on Dlisted and you have to count yourself lucky that that didn't happen to you.

It was evil and it sucked and it was scorching. I am still embarrassed by the things that girl posted. It was really awful.

LA ain't nuttin' compared to that.

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Not trying to attack you, HALA- I just wanted you to read my post and respond. I guess I proved my point.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

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devilgirl on June 2, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Ain't it though.
Effortless and fruitless endeavors but damn it's good stuff.

DAE: Jurl, don't let anything get to you.
Those of us who have connected out side of DL have made the kind of effort HALA craves.
Don't let empty words from an empty mind read any deeper than damp pavement.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Um, this lying liar bullshit ass would like to respectfully disagree with your statement about her not attacking on a personal level. About the divulgence of info, I don't know, that was before my time, but since I have been here, she has personally attacked me. TODAY.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 2, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Darlin',
Thank you for your kind words, but I truly think the hatred for LA has gone into a scary place
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it's gone to a scary place because HALA makes it go to a scary place. people have had enough of her and her obsessive love of AJ. most of us are tired of tip toeing around her on posts, she's like a time bomb. one time she will be nice to you and the next she will curse you out. i'm all for being nice to everyone, but it's not right that she gets to do whatever she wants because she is psychotic.

DAE u r so sweet and for someone whom u gave 100% support to and were always nice to that person to say those horrid things back to u is just plain and simple wrong. U don't deserve to be treated like that since u r a very nice person from what I read on the threads.

P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
@Kizzy:

I don't appreciate being targeted, and everyone here today made it very clear we understood her opinions and respected her right to express them, but we did not agree. Still she keep shoving shit down our throats, when we were all trying to move beyond, skip her, EVERYTHING. Read her own posts, she said she was going to force-feed us her Angelina swill until we all converted. THAT IS NOT THE STATEMENTS OF A RATIONAL MIND. She may have been baited in the past, but I'm telling you straight up, she was NOT baited today. She is the one who is the aggressor here. I would love nothing more than to go back to joking about knocking over jewelry stores, storming castles, having Nessie, leprechauns, minotaurs and Yetis as security detail. That was fun, that was funny, that was what was going on when she so rudely interrupted. Bradiful Bitch is RIGHT. She is the GREAT LOON OF DOOM. Being a killjoy simply for the sake of being a killjoy is fucked all the way up. She's more of an attention whore than her self-professed idol, Angelina. I am so over giving a fuck about her feelings. As disrespectful and insulting as she has been to me today? Y'all would be telling ME I needed a checkup from the neck up if I did. As I said to HALA earlier today, she's on that crazybrick road all by herself.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Oh Mishy! you merciful girl! That reminds me. Song time!
Memba this:

ANGIE GOT A GUN
ANGIE'S GOT A GUN
DOG DAYS JUST BEGUN
JAMES HAVEN IS ON THE RUN

WHAT DID THAT NECTAR DO
IT'S ANGIE'S LAST I-O-U
SHE HAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN EASY
AND PUT A BULLET IN HIS BRAIN
aah haha ah haha ah haha ah

SHE SAID 'CAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES ME
THE MAN WAS SUCH A SLEAZE
HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE THE SA-A-A-AME

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM LA
YEAH Y-YEAH Y-YEAH YEAH-YEAH

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM LA
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH-Y-YEAH

ETC, ETC...

Good times hor, good times! Don't forget to put this on the shrine m8.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

You know what is the most exciting rhing about this thread? The drama with "Heart Angelina"- This is some riveting stuff!

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Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 2, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Darlin',
Thank you for your kind words, but I truly think the hatred for LA has gone into a scary place. It's not such a big thing, really. YES, she gets delusional, but she doesn't divulge personal info and attack other poster on a personal level.

I am done playing public defender, but I do want to make me stance known.

Also, I love you crazy beotches!

REALLY!

-D

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Tell me how that doesn't prove you wrong about saying Angelina wasn't injured during the filming of Tomb Raiders.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

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Read Please----HALA: A good interview with Angelina Jolie contains those wonderful mannerisms she has. The guy who wrote this article just talked about her sitting down and her cleavage.

A solid gold pendant nestles in the plunging neckline of Angelina Jolie's black dress.
Forgive me if this is the first thing I notice when she rises to greet me.

Looking at her now, I believe she could handle herself. She's looked thin, but not any more; Jolie is impressively big – she rests a protective hand on her mighty bump during our talk – and her arms are no longer bony.
She's 33 in a few days' time; her exotic face, with those skyscraper-high cheekbones and naturally full lips which must be on the wall of every plastic surgeon in Hollywood, look just as good in real life.
She has a deep West Coast drawl and is refreshingly direct – ask a question and she bats it right back . (All of this is description, mannerisms)
DailyMail

HALA: Angelina doesn't say "mummy" and she wasn't injured during the Tomb Raider shoots.

However, filming in Cambodia, Iceland and London took its toll. “I got used to getting injured,” recalls Angelina who injured her ankle, her knee, her foot, her shoulder, the side of her neck and her elbow during the shoot. “I got every different possible injury.” “But what I liked about playing Lara was the things I got to do. I got dirty, scratched and burnt – but those were great problems to have, because I felt like I was actually her in a certain way.” Interview with Jolie, and director Simon West, director-

http://www.unreel.co.uk/features/featureangelinajoliepage1.cfm

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by No Words on June 2, 2008 - 9:05pm.

Mmmmmmmmm...seriously.
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OH FUCKING PLEASE! GWAD YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE! THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I WILL EVER TRY TO GET THROUGH TO YOU.

You are a psycho and if as many people hated me as hate you, I will be really upset, and yet you seem to thrive on it, which makes you a sociopath, just like your big HEROIN(E).

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And the beat goes on...

;p

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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 9:00pm.

You brought your ass over here. I sure as shit didn't call you. I am not ruining anything, you put yourself here and everyone put themselves here not me.

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You are obviously a delusional freak of nature. You are ruining this site. Why can't you just shut the fuck up for 5 minutes about yourself and how everyone is out to get you? You seriously need psychological help.

Why don't you go to another post if everyone is out to get you? Oh, right-you won't be a martyr if you actually acted like you are an adult.

DDD u r a wise and a smart girl. Someone as articulate as yourself should not support a person who will be ungrateful to u in return.

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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.

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Submitted by No Words on June 2, 2008 - 9:05pm.

Mmmmmmmmm...seriously.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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This is my last post on this thread, because if I post any more I'm going to cry & I hate crying.

@BB - I agree if HA could just - laugh. Laugh with us, at AJ, at live, things would improve & maybe. Just maybe people might start liking her. i don't think she can, she's so...so obossed with defending AJ, it's kinda sad really.

@No Words - Nice to know that i've done something postive regrading Xtina without even trying! :0) Thank you.

@Love Angelina's Fan - Thank you.

and Finally...

@HA - I know you never promised to stop defend AJ. I know. i've I spent as much time & engery in defending Xtina as you do defending AJ - I'd go insane. If people want to call her names, insult her looks, doubt her parenting skills - fine, let them. Because deep down i know, that I like her, that i love and adore her and that's good enough for me. I don't have this urge to defend her like you do for AJ. I don't get HA, I really dont. And yeah, I've corrected some people about Xtina, but not like this, not ever like this & the few times I have gone of on one was when I was already having a bad day. I get compared to you. It's crazy. I do still, somewhat, like you HA, I do. i just can't defend you anymore or ask anyone to be nicer to you, like i've done in the past. HA, it's not just one afternoon, it's so much more than that. To be quite honest this craziness that seems to, I dunno, consome you when it comes to AJ, it's been pushing me away for a while. I just feel like I can't comment on AJ the way I want to incase I upset you. I don't like this walking on egg shells crap. It's not me. I can't stand it. I never, ever wanted our, friendship? to end like this, please belive that. Something has got to give. These "I know AJ therefore I'm right" attuide, it's well, it's not good HA. Sometimes non fans can surprise you, I know that some no fans have surprised me. I know that you want to wait until you have official confirmation on things related to AJ, but hon, this is a gossip site. Wild rumor & shit run roit & it's fun & it's nice & it let's you escape for a few minutes or whatever. If you could only just, I dunno, found something to laugh about in AJ onced in a while, it would do you a world of good. I'm sorry HA, I'm truly, very sorry.

~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by No Words on June 2, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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You've been inflicting yourself upon us without contributing one good thing. You've cheered no one up, you've not been a friend or even friendly to anybody here. YOU'VE FORCE FED US ALL DAY, JUST LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD. WE'RE SICK OF IT, AND ARE VOMITING IT BACK UPON YOU BECAUSE WE CAN'T STOMACH IT ANYMORE.

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No Words on June 2, 2008 - 9:05pm.

You gonna be online for bit?

If so check your email in about 10mins.

Treats.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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@Kizzy:

Girl, I respect you too. But I know from months of posting that LA gets baited into posting and when she does, she gets blasted. I mean SHIT, I just ignore shit that bothers me that much.
You girls are smart and funny bitches and YES, I did welcome LA back. She dissents and makes chaos, but so do other posters. I love you girls, really, but LA is entitled to her crazy-assed views (*sorry, LA but you know I think your ass is crazy).

It's just that I want the drama to go away. It sucked big time when I was a target and I want no one to have to go through that again.

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HALA...

I can't resist your bullshit.

And the only threads I usually comment on are Angie Jo and Britney...both hateful selfish bitches. And I have commented on the new AJ thread...calling her out on her lies and bull.

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Submitted by Clio on June 2, 2008 - 8:53pm

That's the thing, when you have no defensible side, and are clearly in the wrong, you have to create someone to give the illusion you are not the only delusional creature here. Little does it realize, that only further cements the impression of insanity.

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Aint public assistance for disability a bitch? They tell you, "no internets" but the damn libraries are open till 9..the bastards

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Nectar, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)
DISNEYLAND!

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Submitted by No Words on June 2, 2008 - 8:52pm.

You brought your ass over here. I sure as shit didn't call you. I am not ruining anything, you put yourself here and everyone put themselves here not me. Why aren't you on of the newer threads??? In fact there is a new Brad and Angelina thread you could be talking shit on, yet here you are where I am. Why???

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Heart Angstho the only person left now who will support now is James Haven. Just don't get on his nerves or he will never forgive u.

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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.

HA don't care about the cunty losers on here. If you knew them personally you would be begging them to leave their houses and stop hoarding. Don't bow down to these outsiders of society. They are losers and their families pity them. You should too.

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Submitted by Clio on June 2, 2008 - 8:53pm.

They get lucky every once in awhile. When Angelina was pregnant with Shiloh they said she was having twins. So they get one right every once in awhile. It doesn't make them reliable.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 8:42pm.

Girl, I am so not intending to mix it up with you, because unlike some others here, I have genuine respect for you, and will not complement you with one hand, while I insult you and your intelligence with the other. I'm telling you, you've not been here, you've not dealt with her, the villagers are not driving her away with torches, we are begging her to leave us the hell alone. And since I know for a fact that you WERE one of the people asking her to come back, I do hold you partially responsible. You encouraged this shit, and left us to deal with it. Not cool. She's doing the same exact shit, and when she starts that little girl, "I learned my lesson, I'll be good" riff, don't fall for it. She has insulted everyone on here today, for no reason, when everyone was just being nice to her. We were having a good time until she came in and ruined it. Again, as I said to DAE, I'm not trying to start any static, I'm just saving you 9 pages of reading. She is hopeless. There is no help for her. Don't think she's this poor little innocent lamb we're all sacrificing, she's not. Not by a long shot. I defended her when I first came here, and the first thing she did was attack me. I was under the impression she was being baited. So not the case. Like I said to DAE, don't take my word for it, just look at LoLo's posts. You cannot enter a public forum, and show every inch of your ass, and expect people not to kick it. When at minimum, 5 people on here tell you to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away, in exactly those words, are you going to continue to sit here, or would you look at yourself and think perhaps you are the problem, and do as they requested? Sane and rational people would not persist in being a constant irritant to EVERY SINGLE POSTER. It's not just me, it's not just a few, she's had a go at EVERYONE.

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DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 8:50pm.

Oh I know that, besides if it gets unbearable, I abuse MS bulletins.

omg ON T: Skeletina talks too much.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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Another troll telling everyone how stupid/ugly/fat they are? I was wondering whatever happened to Uwish/BeigeBaby.

And HALA, the tabloids had been saying for months that Angelina was having twins. Do you still think that they're always wrong?

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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Seriously, bitches.

Love Angelina hunting season is over. Please for fuck's sake give it a rest. Jesus H. Christ on an 8 track.

Enough is enough. Some of you are my friends, and this is hard to say, but please, let it go. It's villagers with torches and frankly, not good.
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It's troll season, m8. Git yer torch and load yer gun, it's gonna be a bumpy ride... and I ain't even talking about Love Angelina/Heart Angelina. There are bigger pieces out there m8. The proverbial pink whale if you may... squeek, squeek...

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"Please don't throw your ass into something you don't know shit about."

I know you are ruining Dlisted with your endless bullshit...I know that I will not change my mind about Angelina and will continue to comment about her, as she is a liar and a slut. I know that you are an attention-seeking nut case.

Anything else I need to know?

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@Bradiful:

You know I heart your HWORISH heart.

I am not being bitchy, just speaking my tattered mind, hon!

Love you all bunches.

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Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Superfluous European "u"'s are my favourites, m8s
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They are not superfluous m8. try them. They taste like honey in your tongue. Ah, they joys of synesthesia!

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Ahh but onomatopoeia is where it's at!

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DawnieDawnDawn on June 2, 2008 - 8:42pm.

I got sucked into the Vortex of Fuckery today.

I'm not apologizing though.

I did take breaks to get some actual work done.

♥ U hwat hwore.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 7:40pm.
It's so sad to watch an outcasted poster with lesbian tendencies pretend to be a man and insult people it doesn't even know..squeek, squeek
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That's why I always encourage my schizophrenic patients with oversized clits to embrace them. Not doing so, results in self-hating, fellow poster insulting bitchiness. I seen dat m8.

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Submitted by No Words on June 2, 2008 - 8:39pm.

I remember James Haven and others asking me to come back but not saying she wasn't supportive when I came back but she never was like "LA please come back." She never did that.

No Words you're the last person who needs to tell me how great and supportive she is. I already know.

Please don't throw your ass into something you don't know shit about.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 2, 2008 - 8:27pm.
@Kizzy

Liarus Tellerus Syndrome is a rare metamorphic condition, if you weren't born with the genetics, you'll never get it.
How fortunate though we all have a website, DLISTED, to congregate at. We share our crippling disease ridden thoughts in hopes to be saved by the GREAT LOON OF DOOM *echoes* to cleanse our filthy souls and release us from the bondage of Liarus Tellerus Syndrome.
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ROFLMFAO You have solved the mystery of the ages. I was lost, a desolate wanderer in a vast desert of common liars, vainly struggling to resist the temptation of lying liars. Now, I know I am whole, I am complete, I no longer need to struggle, I am not burdened by the Liarus Tellerus Syndrome. I am, however afflicted by Bullshitus Detectus Radarus. I cope by abusing sarcasm. I know it's wrong to treat sarcasm so callously, but I can't help it. It just feels so good. And it's just so easy to take that sarcasm, drink it down, and work it like a pommel horse.

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HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:38pm.

DAE, I am truly disappointed you think that way. I am beyond heart broken. We started off so rocky and then it was fine, for such a long time. I never promised to stop defending Angelina. That I never promised and you know who I am. After all the times I have been through this and in one afternoon...one lousy afternoon...you switch sides so quickly. I mean didn't name call once. I don't understand...regardless of how you feel now about me...mine for you remain the same. You were just a real cool person and I liked we chatted those few times. Such a sad way to end.

*stunned*
DAE got a Dear John letter....

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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Seriously, bitches.

Love Angelina hunting season is over. Please for fuck's sake give it a rest. Jesus H. Christ on an 8 track.

Enough is enough. Some of you are my friends, and this is hard to say, but please, let it go. It's villagers with torches and frankly, not good.

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Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Superfluous European "u"'s are my favourites, m8s
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They are not superfluous m8. try them. They taste like honey in your tongue. Ah, they joys of synesthesia!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

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It's so sad to watch an outcasted poster with lesbian tendencies pretend to be a man and insult people it doesn't even know..squeek, squeek

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:26pm.

DAE don't blame yourself. I don't remember you once asking me back.
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Are u serious. She has always being nice to you and liked talking to u. How can u just forget about the support DAE gave u.

Seriously Heart Angelina u r starting to get on the nerves of the people who supported u and were nice to u. Quit while u can and start being nice to everyone or else u might get booted off here again.

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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.