Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:26pm.
DAE don't blame yourself. I don't remember you once asking me back.
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HALA...you fucking witch...and I don't curse at other posters, but with you I will make an exception...you fucking witch.
DAE has been nothing but nice to you, and defended you. But she is a sweet person, and because of her I have grown to at least have a tolerance for Christina A.
Now, you on the other hand, have made me hate AJ with a passion. But, as so many have said, it is ALL ABOUT YOU!
DAE, I am truly disappointed you think that way. I am beyond heart broken. We started off so rocky and then it was fine, for such a long time. I never promised to stop defending Angelina. That I never promised and you know who I am. After all the times I have been through this and in one afternoon...one lousy afternoon...you switch sides so quickly. I mean didn't name call once. I don't understand...regardless of how you feel now about me...mine for you remain the same. You were just a real cool person and I liked we chatted those few times. Such a sad way to end.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I don't want to take anything away from any poster here who MIGHT find something redeeming about HALA or any other poster for that matter.
You are not blind, not at all.
I have dealt with worse types online, exploiting real life and real people for their own profit, if it walks like a duck....
If just once HALA found the humor in posts such as this and could humanize their Idol a bit, no one would care what they did.
I make fun of The Brad, do I ♥ him, indeed but he's human not super human.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
People in dlisted have jobs? Get the fuck outta here! I thought you all lived in a public library, scratching your arses while waiting for the government cheque, just like me. You think you know someone...:(
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Of course! Whenever I'm not pushing my cat in a baby stroller wearing my catMom Jeans, and in between bites of bon-bons. That is, when I can tear myself away from all the tabloids, and learning the gospel from People magazine.
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I steal all the People magazines from the local Dunkin Donuts bathroom. They get them bound. Fancy shit! Literally.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 3, 2008 - 1:26am.
DAE don't blame yourself. I don't remember you once asking me back.
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I can remember asking a couple of times when you were only posting at night if you were coming back & you should. I don't remember the excat threads & wording. HA. I don't honestly know what to say. I just, can't you see how dumb this is? I know it's not just you it's other aswell. Yes you can be provked & shit, but really, dont you see how out of hand this is getting?
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Superfluous European "u"'s are my favourites, m8s
There is a keyword for people who hate everyone and everything dlisted: justjared. They should just stay there and call it a day. They can't handle teh mum jeans teh kittehs or teh lie tellers or the jelliz h8rs like us...
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Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Kiz, I thought about coming after you but you comment on others comments. So you do not count-anywhere. You are not worth going after but Monkey's av needs to be replaced. Looks like a tranny clown Langoria
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Awww, you got a hard-on for Monkeypox...I'm crushed, honestly. How can I continue? Oh, my life is ooooover, King Nectar has spoken!! How can I ever show my face in public again? Knowing the shame I carry? Oh, whatever shall I do??
Man up pussy. Have the balls to back your shit up. You already admitted you're afraid of women. You didn't come at me because you know whatever you try, I'll have a better one to beat you over the head with. And that would leave you sad and alone with your little noodle dick.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:18pm
Monkey's av needs to be replaced. Looks like a tranny clown Langoria
i think MONKEY's pretty... just sayin'
OT: meh, what the fuck do i care?
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Oh, so that is you, Charo. So sad. Don't even think you can get into my neighbourhood!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 1:15am.
DAE, and the others let down in some capacity by HALA, look, the obvious is the Big Picture and in the consistencies.
Bar grammar aside, what if anything has HALA really promoted?
HALA, plain and simple.
Not Skeletina facts, not helpful links to articles, just their vision and view.
But like Kizzy, I just laugh at the absurdity.
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Good point BB. HA has tried a few times to link shit, but on the whole, it's manly been about her. I can't belive how blind I was.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 1:18am.
Nighty night LCT, DAE, Kizzy, Bradi, EEg and other lovely hookers. I have to go scare the bejeezus outta some kids now...
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Night Monkey! PS - dont listen to the troll, you look great!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
OKay, seriously last time tonight, but I am almost positive the troll here is Original Putas. You all know that one hates everyone and everything here...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
@Kizzy
Liarus Tellerus Syndrome is a rare metamorphic condition, if you weren't born with the genetics, you'll never get it.
How fortunate though we all have a website, DLISTED, to congregate at. We share our crippling disease ridden thoughts in hopes to be saved by the GREAT LOON OF DOOM *echoes* to cleanse our filthy souls and release us from the bondage of Liarus Tellerus Syndrome.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
DAE don't blame yourself. I don't remember you once asking me back.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Lory on June 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
People in dlisted have jobs? Get the fuck outta here! I thought you all lived in a public library, scratching your arses while waiting for the government cheque, just like me. You think you know someone...:(
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Of course! Whenever I'm not pushing my cat in a baby stroller wearing my catMom Jeans, and in between bites of bon-bons. That is, when I can tear myself away from all the tabloids, and learning the gospel from People magazine.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 1:07am.
I feel a bit guilty for today. I was one of the poster that asked her to come back & post again. Like I said I thought she had changed. Had learnt. If people on mass started to tell to go the fuck away I would want to know why, it's only natural. But i would go, before I was kicked off with my head held high and some dignity. I woildn't come back with a new name and start the same crap again. Head.Against.Banging.Wall.
I could not sit here hour after hour and defend Xtina. I would get soo bored & really I would piss a lot of people off so why bother? I like it when everyone can relax and chill around each other & have fun wihout the whole "can say want I really want to say incase it upsets a certain poster and starts her off again" bullshit that happening.
I wish the best and everything, but yeah, no more second chances.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Later Tramp!
Don't forget your mask, can't have no kids running in fear into traffic.
Oh Nectar, see now YOU are just trying to get everyone's Irish up.
Where's your fug mug avi?
I look exactly like mine.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 2, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:07pm
How can you NOT laugh at "bullshit ass" and "lying liars"?? Oh are they really? And how are lying liars different from regular liars? Do they have more impressive lies? Are they professional liars, as opposed to non-Union liars? Do regular liars resent the fact that the lying liars are gifted with a much more important moniker? Can a regular liar ever hope to attain lying liar status? Do they have to take courses in lying to earn those credits?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:18pm
Damn I loved that movie...and Tommy before he went kookoo...okay, this time I'm really out. The circus is here to take me home...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
People in dlisted have jobs? Get the fuck outta here! I thought you all lived in a public library, scratching your arses while waiting for the government cheque, just like me. You think you know someone...:(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Aw poor nectar, Rey got deported, didn't he?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 8:16pm.
LCT, the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the Truth!
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You're out of order! No, YOU'RE out of order. This whole post is out of orrddeerrr.
Nighty night LCT, DAE, Kizzy, Bradi, EEg and other lovely hookers. I have to go scare the bejeezus outta some kids now...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Take care, and thanks for the laughs.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT, the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the Truth!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.
"Don't need no" is a perfect example. It sounds awful. Replace with "I don't need A"
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Ok. I have heard of that. I guess I do that alot. Oops. I think I just mistyped. I hadn't meant to do it.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Nighty night Monkey.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:10pm.
You are going to use your robe tie as a toy. Do something! Stop patronizing these personality disordered cyber bullies on here. I do enjoy watching them just give themselves away. If they are not hideous looking and overweight, then they just have mental issues and cannot hold down a decent job. Nobody wants them. So they come here and inflict themselves on other crazies.
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Yet you, with all your wisdom, culture and savior-faire, have nothing better to do with your time than sit here with us. I'd say that made you one of us, but we're not assholes, so you don't count.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Don't forget, HALA KNOWS EXACTLY what they are doing.
This whole little martyr routine is methodical.
DAE, and the others let down in some capacity by HALA, look, the obvious is the Big Picture and in the consistencies.
Bar grammar aside, what if anything has HALA really promoted?
HALA, plain and simple.
Not Skeletina facts, not helpful links to articles, just their vision and view.
But like Kizzy, I just laugh at the absurdity.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Don't tell me you're actually saying she wasn't...
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Oh Jebus, no. I would never deny the truth.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:37pm.
If 5 people told me to STFU, and I was as disliked as it appears to be, I would never show my face here again. But that's just me.
Of course, people with personality disorders are a totally different beast.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Oh I think I understand that the troll in this post may actually be Jimmy Bocca... or one of his other personas... I'm out coz I gots to git ta work y'all...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Give nectar some cheese and Tuscan wine and it will go away, squeek, squeek
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Tuscan wine? No way! just give her some Pabst and she won't even notice the difference, m8...
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Submitted by loric on June 3, 2008 - 1:04am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 1:04am.
Submitted by Lory on June 3, 2008 - 1:05am.
you whores rock! Thanks for the translation & laughs! :0)
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 1:05am.
I can understand her love of AJ, I mean if had the time, energy, passion - no I still wouldn't defend Xtina like this. *sigh* some people just dont change, sadly HA seems to be one of them.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:01pm.
It's not about writing my dear. It's just about being grammatically correct. Don't put a negative next to a negative. It looks horrid and gives people the impression you were born in a dumpster
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Don't tell me you're actually saying she wasn't...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mmmmmmmmm...dairy liquid faces... HALA: Double negative is when a person (i.e. you) use two negatives in a sentence, which in essence negates the negative connotation. Ya dig? Let me give you an example: I didn't do nothing wrong (incorrect) vs. I didn't do anything wrong (correct). Get Writer's Inc., which is a great book for anyone who wants to improve their writing skills as well as grammatical.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
You are going to use your robe tie as a toy. Do something! Stop patronizing these personality disordered cyber bullies on here. I do enjoy watching them just give themselves away. If they are not hideous looking and overweight, then they just have mental issues and cannot hold down a decent job. Nobody wants them. So they come here and inflict themselves on other crazies.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Carrot, that was great.Love the no education remark. you all suck. Go plant some plants. Clean your house. Play with your pets. They're waiting. Where is that laser pointer?
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Don't make me have to fuck you up the ass with a big rubber dick til you love it.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Ok, see I don't know what that is. What's a double negative and when I have done that??? I'll figure it out.
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"Don't need no" is a perfect example. It sounds awful. Replace with "I don't need A"
Give nectar some cheese and Tuscan wine and it will go away, squeek, squeek
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Carrot, that was great.Love the no education remark. you all suck. Go plant some plants. Clean your house. Play with your pets. They're waiting. Where is that laser pointer?
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But I already planted some plants and my cat ate my laser pointer and died. What am I going to do now?
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Plant sum weed so you can cure your pointer eating cat and and buy a laser gun so you can shoot 'em trolls up.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
EEG especially hide that amy-winehouse-of-a-cooter of yer's...ya mangy git ya...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Ok, see I don't know what that is. What's a double negative and when I have done that??? I'll figure it out.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 12:49am.
It is clearly the hallmark of a truly insane person. Who in their right mind would sit here insisting that they, and only they know the truth, when many different people tell her otherwise? Or just got so frustrated and pissed off they just told her to fuck off and go away? Would you sit through that? Believe you me, if at minimum, 5 people on here told me to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away, in precisely those terms, I'd realize I was the problem, and do as they requested. Not her. Everybody else in the entire world is wrong, but her. I told her I USED to like Angelina, but now I can't stand her because of HALA's bullshit. I also told her that my second day here, I felt sorry for her, and defended her, and she repaid that kindness by attacking me. I'm not even going into the insults she's thrown at me today, after glimpsing the sheer lunacy, her opinions mean less than nothing to me. How can you take the word of a total batshit fruitcake as anything remotely resembling credible? I can't. THIS "lying liar bullshit ass" is so over giving a shit about her feelings, or the constrains of politeness, I'm in it for the funny. The more batshit crazy she gets, the more I'll be laughing my ass off and taking the piss out of her. She's begging for it.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Carrot, that was great.Love the no education remark. you all suck. Go plant some plants. Clean your house. Play with your pets. They're waiting. Where is that laser pointer?
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But I already planted some plants and my cat ate my laser pointer and died. What am I going to do now?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Nectar on June 3, 2008 - 1:00am.
Yup, dreamster. Butter faces who love better looking butter faces, including butter faced clown eyes who would not dare post an avi of a relaxed face.
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Can someone translate into English?
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Sorry ho, I r not fluent in Crackanese or Methish.
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DAE don't feel too bad. I used to do the same but I learned my lesson too. I think everyone here has which is why we're all wary of her.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Nectar on June 3, 2008 - 1:00am.
Yup, dreamster. Butter faces who love better looking butter faces, including butter faced clown eyes who would not dare post an avi of a relaxed face.
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Can someone translate into English?
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"Yes, psychologically compromised person. Dairy solid faces who enjoy more esthetically pleasing dairy solid faces, including dairy solid-personaged entertainment eyes who would not attempt to display a photo of a dairy liquid visage."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Translation:
I am a needy loon that is truly pathetic looking, so to make myself feel better I post ignorant, rude comments about other posters.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Carrot, that was great.Love the no education remark. you all suck. Go plant some plants. Clean your house. Play with your pets. They're waiting. Where is that laser pointer?