Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Sorry. I am taking an English course next semester. I was never much of a writer.
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It's not about writing my dear. It's just about being grammatically correct. Don't put a negative next to a negative. It looks horrid and gives people the impression you were born in a dumpster.
MP,
I know it's so disgusting I should just lock myself away for the rest of my days.
The crotchfruit as well, hideous no?
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Submitted by Nectar on June 3, 2008 - 1:00am.
Yup, dreamster. Butter faces who love better looking butter faces, including butter faced clown eyes who would not dare post an avi of a relaxed face.
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Can someone translate into English?
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Is it sad that I had no problem reading that statement?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Sorry. I am taking an English course next semester. I was never much of a writer.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Wait a second... wouldn't a butter face be totally incapable of making a surprised face?
Nice try.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Is it sad that I had no problem reading that statement?
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God be with you, dumbass.
This shit still on? Dang, someone bring them dynamites STAT. Let's bomb this thread and lock the trolls inside before they reproduce any further!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Yup, dreamster. Butter faces who love better looking butter faces, including butter faced clown eyes who would not dare post an avi of a relaxed face.
EEG, I'll fix the eyes once I get off the heroin. What're ya doin' about that busted mug of yer's?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Snort.
If this is with a college education, I'd hate to see what it would be like without it.
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Maybe a little something like this:
"LOL. No eye need thet. Its meye typeing...I suck. I swere I am much morr arttickulit in purson."
Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 12:49am.
I honestly thought she was going to change. I thought she wouldn't risk being banned again & these AJ would stop reaching 600+ posts (can you belive we've passed 600 posts already?) It's crazy. I gave up. I wash my hands of her.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:52pm.
LOL. No I need that. Its my typing...I suck. I swear I am much more articulate in person.
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No, it's not your typing. It's your use of double negatives. To anyone who knows how to use the English language properly, it hurts the brain to read.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I don't need no alter.
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Don't need no education, neither.
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Snort.
If this is with a college education, I'd hate to see what it would be like without it.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LOL. No I need that. Its my typing...I suck. I swear I am much more articulate in person.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Youse gotz de most perfek beyoootefull clowny eyes I'z ever done seed.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I don't need no alter.
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Don't need no education, neither.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 12:31am.
From what LoLo says, she's passed the 48 hour mark "doing it". I know for a fact she's been at it all day, because I have wasted my precious time and energy actually trying to rationalize and reason with her, after she so rudely interrupted the fun we were having in here. I went from joking about Nessie and leprechauns to actual monster-wrangling. After banging my head against that brick wall, I can tell you she is beyond all help. So when she does her kiss-ass little girl "I learned my lesson, I'll be good" bullshit, DON'T FALL FOR IT.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:43pm.
No. She talks about more than that. You sound like you don't want to do it so don't.
Sorry I even bothered.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Nectar on June 3, 2008 - 12:37am.
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Who the hell is Dreamster? Are you refering to me? I only have eyes for Tranny Clown Eyes aka Xtina *again with the tingle* Oh *starts singing to the tune of Mandy* Oh Christina, you came & gave without taking, how I wish you could stay, oh Xtina... *smirks as people run screaming in terror*
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Dead right.
MP, go fix those fucking clown eyes already whore, they be making me blind.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Yes, I am but seriously you should read this article. Its legit. If you don't want to, fine, it doesn't necessary make you closed minded but...if you want to hear what Angie really sounds like, its a good interview.
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Yes, because we know that Angie is nothing if not completely honest, open and candid. She would never lie or bend the truth. She's better than all those others.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I swear to God thats not me. I would have called worse and, I have, to you directly. I don't need no alter.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I don't have to read the article I already know what it says.
Angie is an artist. She is different she is special.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Yes, I am but seriously you should read this article. Its legit. If you don't want to, fine, it doesn't necessary make you closed minded but...if you want to hear what Angie really sounds like, its a good interview.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Now Kizzy and MONKEYPOX I don't do alters. I am not LoLo. Thats her MO. I don't do that shit. I have no idea who that poster is. I have dealt with anyone myself and I don't need anything hide behind.
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Lying liar!! Bullshit ass!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 3, 2008 - 12:31am.
*groans* Well if she has started that again, there really is no hope for her.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Ha! Seriously? Is that the best you can do? Call me clown eyes? You must be fucked in the head if you think I'm going to be insulted by some anon who doesn't dare to post his/her/its picture up, who insists that he/she/it will get a rise out of me by calling me "clown eyes" Sorry, you fail. Try again. I'm still laughing at your pathetic attempts for attention...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:25pm.
The Vanity Fair interview is legitimate. You can certainly read it. Its touching.
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Oh!! Glad we have your fucking permission, princess. Been waiting on tenterhooks for you to vet that particular article, now I'll get right on it. Oh, yeah, I'd have to actually give a shit what it might say first.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:25pm.
The Vanity Fair interview is legitimate. You can certainly read it. Its touching.
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OMG You are so open minded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Kizzy and MONKEYPOX I don't do alters. I am not LoLo. Thats her MO. I don't do that shit. I have no idea who that poster is. I have dealt with anyone myself and I don't need anything hide behind.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
what is funniest about HALA is that she thinks she can shame, embarrass and or insult us in to caring about Angiepoo. Like if she calls us close minded we'll get so upset and insulted that, gosh darn it, we WILL try to get to know Angie better. Just to prove we aren't close minded.
Uh huh, yeah, right.
LMAO.
This doesn't even have anything to do with Angie. It has everything to do with HALA being a psychopath and a freak, an "open minded" one for sure, but still, a freaky psychopath.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 7:25pm.
The Vanity Fair interview is legitimate. You can certainly read it. Its touching.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Oh look it's the HA defending trolls... and yet she insists she doesn't have any other "personas"
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Since she already admitted she lives in her own little omniscient Angelina world, she shapes the world to fit her narrow perspective. Admitting to the other personas would deprive her of the ego-stroke she needs. Plus, it would mean she admits she's completely full of shit, and that would be too much reality intruding on the perfect little omniscient Angelina world. We simply can't have that. Why let such useless things as reality and logic fuck up a perfectly good batshit bender?
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Keep reading back sweetie. I have said it several times.
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Sorry, I'm too busy watching the paint dry. More interesting anyway.
You CAN stop this HA. You can start by not replying to the people that wind you up. I know you havent sworn or name called and that is really good - but there is only so many times a Dlister will say "here we go again" when another AJ thread turns up and they get sick of it. Faster than before because you've already be banned once.
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Not tryin' to start no static with you at all, but oh yes ma'am, she has been swearing, and while the names aren't "fuckety fucks" as per her usual, oh yes ma'am, she has been very insulting to everyone on this thread. Just saving you the 7 other pages of shit. And since I was here when this thread started, I can tell you in complete honesty, NOBODY baited her, or said anything out of the way to her, until she got way out of line. Just follow all of LoLo's comments, don't take my word for it.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 4:03pm.
You should read Angelina's ACTUAL sit down interview with Vanity Fair, that she just recently did. Its on the Vanity Fair website.
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You mean even though it isn't in People you will allow me to read it and believe it? You are a benevolent dictator.
Oh look it's the HA defending trolls... and yet she insists she doesn't have any other "personas"
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
This is crazy. This thread by the time I finish writing this post is going to have 560+ posts. The last 200/300 or so have been HA posting about AJ and other posters telling HA to "sod off".
I'm starting to agree with the other posters. HA I have defended you alot, however I can't do it anymore. I'm losing respect form you & you might not care but whatever.
This has got to stop. HA you are putting people off AJ. They have said so in this thread. Don't you understand? You can state facts, figures, give out links, quote interviews & people still wont care about AJ. If someone doesnt like a celebs, nothing can change that (unless of the celeb does something that makes the person reconsider)
You can not force "facts" about AJ on GOSSIP BLOG. If people want to find out about AJ, they can look it up themselves. You can't FORCE people to like AJ, respect what she does, who she does it with etc...
People either like her or they don't. There's nothing, NOTHING you can do to change that.
I honestly, truly thought that this would happen again HA. When you came back after you were banned I honestly thought you had LEARNED from what happened. These poeple went on the fourm and started a PETITION AGAINST YOU. Doesn't that start alarm bells ringing? If I logged on to find that there was a petition started to get me banned I would either leave or change my ways ASAP and NEVER do anything for that to happen again. Yet here we are, a AJ thread that should have died by now and you (aswell as others) are STILL going at it. HA if you don't do something to stop this. There will be ANOTHER petition, Dlisters won't stand for this kind of shit.
You CAN stop this HA. You can start by not replying to the people that wind you up. I know you havent sworn or name called and that is really good - but there is only so many times a Dlister will say "here we go again" when another AJ thread turns up and they get sick of it. Faster than before because you've already be banned once.
one last thing. MK if you're reading this CLOSE THIS THREAD. Please.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Good night, M.E., you miserable HA hating nothing better to do girl. go clean out your fridge and bathtub, skank.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Ok. As much as I'd like to stay and talk about semen and farting, my toosh hurts so I'm going to couch it for a bit. Later taters.
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Nighty-night, ****raises Irish coffee in salute/toast
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Monkey girl, is that av you? Stop with the clowny eyes!
Nothing like having secksey times right before bed. ANd in the morning when you go to get out of bed, half way between getting out of bed and getting to the bathroom all of a sudden...PLOP!
*reminder* ALWAYS go potty after sexytimes!!!
Ok, I'm really out now.
EEG, that's hilarious, because that's happened to me too (ashamedly I admit...)! Mmmm...bf crunchies...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 2, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Two winters ago I was using the sunbeds for therapy and warmth.
One morning while relishing in the heat I glanced down and saw white flaky patches.
I thought to myself, "Oh shit I'm peeling".
Then I remembered what BFF and I had done that morning.
True story.
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Hahahahaha! Oh my God. Related story. Over the weekend, we had a little shower fun and I got a little 'lotion' on myself and found that, when doused in warm water, it balls up just like Elmer's glue.
Ok horz. I'm outtie. See ya tomorrow.
Ok. As much as I'd like to stay and talk about semen and farting, my toosh hurts so I'm going to couch it for a bit. Later taters.
Brad Bitch, now wouldn't it be nice if you got paid for your time and rhetoric? I bet you at least have a masters degree in a solid major.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Did I mention I pocket his farts? It's like carrying sunshine...
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You are a friggin' genius my friend. I never thought to do that. I DO, however, breathe in his burps.
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Oh yeah, that's HWAT! That really gets my juices flowing...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Two winters ago I was using the sunbeds for therapy and warmth.
One morning while relishing in the heat I glanced down and saw white flaky patches.
I thought to myself, "Oh shit I'm peeling".
Then I remembered what BFF and I had done that morning.
True story.
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