Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Did I mention I pocket his farts? It's like carrying sunshine...
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You are a friggin' genius my friend. I never thought to do that. I DO, however, breathe in his burps.
I see a stomach pumping in someone's future that will leave the ER staff shocked and amazed at how much jizz has accumulated in there.
Just tryint to be like her life.
That Skeletina assessment is regurgitated bio shit and part fan fiction.....
Profile a person correctly or don't try at all.
Everything about her childhood until now is a person of serious psychological issues, that has partly to do with her mother and father collectively.
Her behaviors suggest a misshapen view of the real world stemming from the environment in which she grew up in, unstable.
Never acknowledging or seeking healthy outlets and/or help suggests an overly narcissistic conscience and extreme avoidance played out in the fake reverence for them self.
Pretending and announcing intents that no one would ever be able to live up to would result in immediate outside intervention, in the world of fame, it is a profitable sound byte. Allowing and enabling the malignant mind set of an ego maniacal individual who ruthlessly does what ever necessary for momentary satisfactions.
Playing a victim means making more victims.
Selfish and deliberate, public displays of their need to self satisfy promote an image of them self only they can see and understand.
It's only cheating yourself when you refuse to see everything about people like this, placating and excusing does not help them, it accelerates an inevitable end, bottom line, they lose it and everything around them suffers. Crash and Burn.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hhmmm, mmmm, love juice facial!
SPECIAL!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Swallowing it would be less messy and the taste would linger on your tongue all day...granted you don't gargle after.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:05pm
Did I mention I pocket his farts? It's like carrying sunshine...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Nasty girl, take down that av. For your sake I hope that is not an av of you. sick of looking at the clowny eyes.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 7:03pm.
That's just like when I let my bf explode his "love juice" all over my face and wear it proudly for everyone to see. That's how I carry around his love...
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You do that too? Damn. Glad I'm not the only one. I make sure he blasts one off in my purse before I leave for work in the morning, just so I can smell it all day.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 4:51pm
"I thought the blood thing was romantic. Carrying a little piece of the person you love."
That's just like when I let my bf explode his "love juice" all over my face and wear it proudly for everyone to see. That's how I carry around his love...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:55pm.
I think you're missing out but if you insist on not wanting to...ok.
I am not misinformed. I never said Jon wasn't trying get back her in good graces but still he her hurt and of course she ignored him. Angelina has said very recently they have been trying to repair they're relationship and she has spoken to him. You should read Angelina's ACTUAL sit down interview with Vanity Fair, that she just recently did. Its on the Vanity Fair website.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 6:48pm.
EEG!!!!!!!!! Bwahahaahahhahaaa!!
Yes, she is putting Sybil to shame
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Shirley MacLaine is marvelling at this bitch's craziness, nothing in all of her passt lives could possibly match HALA.
EEG--They need that many shrinks to total up the number of diagnoses. No one doctor could possibly hope to treat them all.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yes, HEART ANGELINA. It's my loss, but not much of one.
My life will be better off not knowing how much crazier AJ is than what I already know of her.
Oh, and PS. Clearly you're more misinformed than anyone here. Jon Voight has been sending good wishes to Angie for years. She's been ignoring him. That does not equal patching things up.
I just have to say that I LOVE NETFLIX!!!!Carry on.
Ok, now I really, REALLY wish I was able to reach through my monitor, choke a bitch out and kick her in the teeth.
And I'm not talking about the celebrity.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:35pm.
You sound very misinformed about Angelina. Like alot of people.
Angelina is a good mother. She loves her babies. Her dad was an asshole to her mother and Angelina managed to work through this when she was younger to have a relationship with him, she even asked him to do a scene in TR1 with her. However he didn't prove to be very respectful of his daughter while she was trying to adopt her son. Angelina is trying to repair the relationship. Angelina has recently said she spoke to him. He hurt her and sometimes it takes awhile to get over the pain. They are fixing their relationship.
I thought the blood thing was romantic. Carrying a little piece of the person you love. I dug it. Yeah she kissed James Haven a few times but people act like she drove her tongue into his mouth and dry humped on the red carpet. It was nothing but a serious of closed mouthed kisses...which I can tell now she did for shock value. Which is normal.
The point is Angelina has changed. Angie was never a bad person.
However if you don't want to give her a chance its your loss.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Only cuz they paid him, he'd never have submitted voluntarily, I'm sure.
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You're right. There's no way anything could have gone on between them off-set. He wasn't married.
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We know for sure that unmarried=unfuckable in Angie's book.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
U R NOT SPEEKN 4 ME, I R KOOKOO 4 BRANGELINA, KOOKOOHACHOO HOR. I CAN HAZ LYF?
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I call shenanigans!! The pussy was bribed with catnip!! The pussy is stoned and doesn't know what it's saying!!
pssssttt-Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, I have some FRESH ORGANIC catnip here for you!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
EEG!!!!!!!!! Bwahahaahahhahaaa!!
Yes, she is putting Sybil to shame.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Only cuz they paid him, he'd never have submitted voluntarily, I'm sure.
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You're right. There's no way anything could have gone on between them off-set. He wasn't married.
M.E.,
Batshit?? Underfuckingstatement of the year!
This stupid CUNT is bringing psychiatrists from all over the world to watch and wonder at, hoping they will be the lucky slut who discovers a new diagosis.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
OMG! It doesn't get it, at all does it?
Monkey Pox - you speak for me too.
I actually attempted to "see" the Aj that the twit sees. Of everything I saw, heard, watched, read, made me dislike her.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Hahahaha Kizzy, bowels can't be moved to care. Hahahaha. On the contrary. AJ gives me diarrhea.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
NO ONE WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT ANGELOONIE!!! We're content with who we are, thanks, so we don't feel the need to defend celebrities to feel complete as people, or sane for that matter. And I do think I speak for everyone here when I say that...
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U R NOT SPEEKN 4 ME, I R KOOKOO 4 BRANGELINA, KOOKOOHACHOO HOR. I CAN HAZ LYF?
I'm so confused.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Yes, in TR2...but Angelina kills him in the end.
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Too bad it wasn't the other way around.
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He nearly did. First he rescues her, then gives her this hot kiss, then when he tries to steal an artifact and she won't let him he hits her really hard. He tried to kill her. However she got him in the end. Which was a damn shame because he was fine as hell. That scene where they make out in her room...it will get you wet...but thats how movies end. Sad I know.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
EEG - AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I'm obsessive, your paranoid (not really)and LA is batshit!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.
NO ONE WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT ANGELOONIE!!! We're content with who we are, thanks, so we don't feel the need to defend celebrities to feel complete as people, or sane for that matter. And I do think I speak for everyone here when I say that...
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YES! You speak for me! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SELF-INVOLVED WHORE.
LCT,
Knew it! See, NOT paranoid. much...
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by mishma on June 2, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Know why there are no jokes about Jonestown?
Punchlines are too long
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BWAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA!! TOO FUNNY!!
Naughty pussy, I ♥ you.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahahaha Kizzy, bowels can't be moved to care. Hahahaha. On the contrary. AJ gives me diarrhea.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
NO ONE WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT ANGELOONIE!!! We're content with who we are, thanks, so we don't feel the need to defend celebrities to feel complete as people, or sane for that matter. And I do think I speak for everyone here when I say that...
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You also spoke for me. I think I might make it my siggie.
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God be with you, dumbass.
mishma on June 2, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Know why there are no jokes about Jonestown?
Punchlines are too long
- ahahahahahahaha....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 2, 2008 - 6:34pm.
LCT,
Your piece of shit test told me I was paranoid. WTF?? I am not paranoid, my neighbour really does stare at me from her living room window. Really, she does!
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And I'm staring at you with my binoculars RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Yes, in TR2...but Angelina kills him in the end.
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Too bad it wasn't the other way around.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 6:33pm.
NO ONE WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT ANGELOONIE!!! We're content with who we are, thanks, so we don't feel the need to defend celebrities to feel complete as people, or sane for that matter. And I do think I speak for everyone here when I say that...
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You most definitely speak for me, and a damn fine job of it, too.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So I went to this Catholic School graduation yesterday of my bf's cousin, and it was at a church. They did a mass, and all the regulars there were like sheep. They would mirror the priest, and plain ol' creeped me out.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
You'll have to catch a Girl-Scout to get the Tagalongs, and be extra speshul careful cuz you know them Girl-Scouts, they'll cuttabeeesh.
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Uh oh.. it's not Girl Scout cookie season here yet. What do I do?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:20pm.
You didn't even try. You just shit on the opportunity to learn about her. You shut your mind down before you had a chance to open it. I think all this hate you practice here in general is causing for a closed mind. Believe it or not I wasn't a born fan of hers. I used to think Angelina's lips were fake. I have big lips and I thought...well I was judgmental of her but again I was just a kid. What did I know. Then I hit purberty, I got it. I don't want to get into me. I think if you gave Angie a chance, maybe you would understand and not dislike her so much.
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WHY IN THE NAME OF HELL WOULD I TRY?! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANGELINA! She's a sick person and the less time I spend learning about her and her shitty habits the happier I'll be. I don't want to clog up my mind with that filth.
I did give Angie a chance. I used to really admire her. I bought Playing By Heart because I liked her so much in it. But her life choices (wearing blood, hating on her own Dad, making out with her brother, treating her kids like they're dogs) and her disregard for the well-being of her children has made me dislike her to the point where I can hardly bring myself to even watch any of her movies.
If me disliking someone because they're a shitty person is close-minded, then yes, I am close-minded.
But then again, so are you if that's the arguement.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:20pm.
You didn't even try. You just shit on the opportunity to learn about her.
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Wrong again!! She couldn't have possibly shit on the opportunity, because as she has stated quite nicely, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANGELINA. HER BOWELS CANNOT BE MOVED TO CARE.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Know why there are no jokes about Jonestown?
Punchlines are too long
LCT,
Your piece of shit test told me I was paranoid. WTF?? I am not paranoid, my neighbour really does stare at me from her living room window. Really, she does!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Somewhere, in another part of the country, an epic battle is gearing up to be won or lost, the possibility of an African American or a female POTUS and in another part of the country ZOMG ANGELINA HAZ GUNS BUT DOES SHE SAY MUMMY? WELL DOES SHE, PUNK? TAKE THE QUIZ, PROLES
NO ONE WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT ANGELOONIE!!! We're content with who we are, thanks, so we don't feel the need to defend celebrities to feel complete as people, or sane for that matter. And I do think I speak for everyone here when I say that...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 11:26pm.
DAE Netflix is the online movie rental place and have tons of movies in stock. You can even rent a movie to watch on your PC or laptop. It's awesome!
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There's a UK version of that (I can't remember what it's called - filmnow or something), but you need a credit card & I dont have one. Thanx for the info anywayz!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
I let teenage angst and revile in my heart at puberty.
And I got a new stereo.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:23pm.
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOT BITCH GERARD BUTLER MADE OUT WITH THIS FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH?!
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Yes, in TR2...but Angelina kills him in the end.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Cold, hard cash, I like it. Watch out for that hangover tomorrow, he'll be a grumpy little sucker in the morning, and liable to bite unless you subdue him with coffee and Tagalongs.
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I'm prepared... I've given him a little teacup for his Lucky Charms hangover vomit, and loaded the fridge with green Gatorade. We should be ok.
What do Talalongs look like? I should go catch one.
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You'll have to catch a Girl-Scout to get the Tagalongs, and be extra speshul careful cuz you know them Girl-Scouts, they'll cuttabeeesh.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 6:28pm.
LCT - methinks she's taking the test as we speak.
Got awful quiet all of a sudden.
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Either that or it's typing up its response in Microsoft Word to make good use of the 'check grammar' feature.
"You didn't even try. You just shit on the opportunity to learn about her. You shut your mind down before you had a chance to open it. I think all this hate you practice here in general is causing for a closed mind."
- Said the pamphlet from the cult meetings.
Kool Aid is free and they have Barley Water on tap.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"