Angelina Jolie Will Shoot Your Ass
The picture above is from that movie "Wanted," so some of those tats aren't real. I know you bitches will argue about that shit, so I'm just letting you know. Anyway, I thought Angie Jo was all about Kumbaya shit. Bitch is not as peaceful as she makes herself out to be. She told the Mail on Sunday that they keep guns in the house and she's not afraid to use them.
She said, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." Damn. The bitch doesn't need to worry! I'm sure Maddox could beat some ass Bruce Lee-style. The other kids will join in. They are like those bad kids from "Hostel." Zahara and Pax will hold you down while Maddox shows you what's what. Shiloh will record it for YouTube.
Angie went on to say, "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."
Whatever happened to hugging it out and holding a UN peace meeting to discuss your differences?
Angie doesn't need to keep guns in the house. If someone messes with her ass, she just has to reveal her hypnotic vagina and the intruder will instantly be stunned. Gazing into Angie's vagina is like gazing into Medusa's eyes.
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You know who I let into my heart when I hit puberty? John Mayer...look where that got me...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Uh, no. The more I hear from the hemmrhoid lips of AJ herself the less and less I like her.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 6:58pm.
LCT - methinks she's taking the test as we speak.
Got awful quiet all of a sudden.
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It probably signed in under another screen name. We'll see if an ego stroking loon appears.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:20pm.
You didn't even try. You just shit on the opportunity to learn about her. You shut your mind down before you had a chance to open it. I think all this hate you practice here in general is causing for a closed mind. Believe it or not I wasn't a born fan of hers. I used to think Angelina's lips were fake. I have big lips and I thought...well I was judgmental of her but again I was just a kid. What did I know. Then I hit purberty, I got it. I don't want to get into me. I think if you gave Angie a chance, maybe you would understand and not dislike her so much.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:23pm.
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOT BITCH GERARD BUTLER MADE OUT WITH THIS FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH?!
Well, there goes my she-wet dream for tonight.
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Only cuz they paid him, he'd never have submitted voluntarily, I'm sure.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT - methinks she's taking the test as we speak.
Got awful quiet all of a sudden.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 6:25pm.
LCT - I took that quiz. LOL. Told me I had obsessive disorder. LOL!!
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Hahahahaha I bet you anything HA will take that test over and over until it gives her a 'sane' answer.
Mish - well...the gheys can marry in 3 states so far, but I fear I may be fukked, cuz I don't see midgets pole vaulting any time soon.
DAE Netflix is the online movie rental place and have tons of movies in stock. You can even rent a movie to watch on your PC or laptop. It's awesome!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Cold, hard cash, I like it. Watch out for that hangover tomorrow, he'll be a grumpy little sucker in the morning, and liable to bite unless you subdue him with coffee and Tagalongs.
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I'm prepared... I've given him a little teacup for his Lucky Charms hangover vomit, and loaded the fridge with green Gatorade. We should be ok.
What do Talalongs look like? I should go catch one.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 3:19pm.
SHOW ME THE CHOCHA MISH!!!!!!!!!!
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NOT UNTIL GAY PEOPLE CAN MARRY AND MIDGETS CAN POLE VAULT
LCT - I took that quiz. LOL. Told me I had obsessive disorder. LOL!!
It's right on the money! I actually DO have OCD! Ahahahahahahahahaahaaaaa!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:08pm.
This one wasn't so bad. I caught him stumbling out of the pub so it was pretty easy. I put him down for a nappy-poo in the bathtub and hid his little sack of gold coins in the freezer. Right where he can't reach
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Cold, hard cash, I like it. Watch out for that hangover tomorrow, he'll be a grumpy little sucker in the morning, and liable to bite unless you subdue him with coffee and Tagalongs.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm going to quote Einstein: "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
ANGELINA DELUSIONAL, ER DEDICATION QUIZ
YOU KNOW EACH AND EVERY INTERVIEW SHE HAS EVER GIVEN, RIGHT DOWN TO THE "WEE ONES PRE BOARDING SCHOOL NEWSLETTER" GIVEN IN 1978
HAVE EXAMINED HER VAG HAIRS AND FELT THEM WANTING
WATCHED GIA 75695876856786765787X8974556678/78+3 TIMES ROUNDED UP...
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOT BITCH GERARD BUTLER MADE OUT WITH THIS FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH?!
Well, there goes my she-wet dream for tonight.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I ♥ that movie. I hated Maria Bello because who in their right mind would cheat on Johnny? Seriously!!! You should get Netflix, btw...
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Spoiler! *hides* What's Netflix?
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Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 11:12pm.
DAE - I LOVE "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Leonardo DiCaprio is in it too. It's the first movie I saw him in and I thought he was truely "special". LOL.
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Don't say that! It makes me want it more!!!
Lmao, isn't that a sign of a really good actor? if you actually belive that he's like that?
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
HEART ANGELINA, how do you justify calling me closed minded, exactly? I'd really like to know. Because I don't believe for one GD second that you know Angelina Jolie? Wow. That's a new one. Why don't you just call me racist because I don't think she's a good mother?
SHOW ME THE CHOCHA MISH!!!!!!!!!!
Skeletina couldn't pass the quiz.
FAIL!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I only have one Angelina dedication qualifier
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SHRINE IN YOUR CLOSET FOR HER?!!!
Didn't think so, pansies
This one's for you HEART ANGELINA.
http://www.med.nyu.edu/psych/screens/pds.html
Let me know how crazy you are.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 2:13pm.
LOL. No Kizzy. This is my quiz. I have the true test for those who claim to be fans of Angelina.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!
Soooo, you think that only YOU can determine who is and isn't a fan?!?!!?!?!? If they don't get your quiz right they're liars and not true fans?!?!?
OMG! You are a fucking LUNATIC!!! YOU ARE CRAZY, YOU NEED TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED!!! YOU NEED A GD STRAIGHT JACKET AND NEED TO HAVE YOUR INTERNET SEVERED!!!!!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
LOL. No Kizzy. This is my quiz. I have the true test for those who claim to be fans of Angelina.
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Indeed, yours is the only true test, as no other could ever claim to have tapped the font of Angelina's consciousness as you have. And must said fans pass such a daunting quiz in order to be considered true fans? Or are they capable of handling their own level of fandom themselves? Oh, how I aspire to achieve such great omniscience!! Tell me, do you get Ghandi, too, or just Mother Theresa, I mean, Angelina.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Closed Minded.
YOU FAIL.
I have never spoken to Angelina but that doesn't mean I haven't learned about Angelina from Angelina.
However you're far to close minded to see how.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I kan haz poison? Kan it haz happy pills?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
"This is my quiz. I have the true test for those who claim to be fans of Angelina."
WTF?
I dare HALA to post this lame ass quiz.
I think it would only be fair to post a Psych evaluation test, you know, to see if HALA would pass.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
LOL. No Kizzy. This is my quiz. I have the true test for those who claim to be fans of Angelina.
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I have a quiz called "Are You Crazy" because I'm the master of psychology and know everything about sanity.
Dare you to try it.
Leo was phenomenal in "What's Eating...", I just wanted to cradle his sweet little head and rock him to sleep.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
U hoomans r lak crazay I can haz thorazine?
YOU LOVE IT M.E.
Nom nom nom....
"The best source on Angelina Jolie is Angelina Jolie. So if you really want to get on my level remember that"
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You have got to be shitting me.
Yeah, she tells the truth 100% of the time too.
Good GOD!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Did that quiz come out of People magazine? If it didn't, I don't believe it, it's a lying liar bullshit ass quiz.
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No, it's one of those magic quizzes where no matter what you say, it's the wrong answer.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Wriggly little suckers, aren't they? Watch him close, he'll steal your Bailey's, drain the bottle in one swig, and make a bong out of it. Hide your stash, and bogart til he comes off the hip with some of that gold!!
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This one wasn't so bad. I caught him stumbling out of the pub so it was pretty easy. I put him down for a nappy-poo in the bathtub and hid his little sack of gold coins in the freezer. Right where he can't reach.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Hey Crazy! Guess who HALA's source is? It's Angeloonie herself! In fact, they're BFF...duh? You guys should know this by now...
BTW, AJ is an ocean soooooooooooooooooo deep we couldn't fathom someone liek her in ten lifetimes. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
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#1--LOVE your song
#2--Bruce Wayne has the Batphone, HALA has the Batshit hotline.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL. No Kizzy. This is my quiz. I have the true test for those who claim to be fans of Angelina.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
DAE - I LOVE "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Leonardo DiCaprio is in it too. It's the first movie I saw him in and I thought he was truely "special". LOL.
I ♥ that movie. I hated Maria Bello because who in their right mind would cheat on Johnny? Seriously!!! You should get Netflix, btw...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I would love to see you try. Then I could give you the Angelina Jolie quiz and see if you flunk or not.
My guess is you would sink faster than a feather wrapped around an anchor dropped in to water.
Google is not my resource for Angelina Jolie references but use Google if you want to. You will encounter many sites. They say they are dedicated to Angelina but they aren't as dedicated as they seem. They post tabloid stories. There is only one really reliable site. My most valuable connections are from fans from all over the world...the Internet is beautiful. I have a friend who attended the Santa Barbabra film festival and she was able to send my a program from the event. Thats just one example.
The best source on Angelina Jolie is Angelina Jolie. So if you really want to get on my level remember that. I doubt you can understand Angelina, you're very closed minded. However I would love to see you try.
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Wow.... you actually think I want to waste an entire day finding out crap about Angelina Jolie? Fuck me. You're more ridiculous than I thought you were.
I GUARANTEE I would find everything I'd need to know on the internet. God knows you don't get ANY of your info from Angelina. Nice of your crazy brain to think you do though. And don't bother trying to convince ANYONE in here that you've ever spoken one word to her.
And you know what, I would not be upset if I didn't understand Angelina. You know why? Because to understand her means I would have to be like her. I do not wear blood around my neck, I don't get off at the thought of dead bodies, and I will love my children. On that note, to be on YOUR level, I'd have to go voluntarily submit myself to the psych ward at the nearest hospital. Unfortunately, I'm sane so that's not going to work.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I would love to see you try. Then I could give you the Angelina Jolie quiz and see if you flunk or not.
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Did that quiz come out of People magazine? If it didn't, I don't believe it, it's a lying liar bullshit ass quiz.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey Crazy! Guess who HALA's source is? It's Angeloonie herself! In fact, they're BFF...duh? You guys should know this by now...
BTW, AJ is an ocean soooooooooooooooooo deep we couldn't fathom someone liek her in ten lifetimes. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 11:00pm.
DAE, also rent "Secret Window" if you haven't seen it yet. Richard Roeper described Johnny's hair as "egg-beater hair" which was hilarious. But the movie's great and so's John Turturro who's also in it.
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I ADORE "Secret Window"! All I could think when I was watching it was "for crying out loud Johnny take that bloody dressing gown OFF and STRIP!" it was a really good film, though.
I really, really want to see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" no where has it rent though so i have to order it from the states. grrr.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:00pm.
I was aiming for more Bailey's in the cup than coffee, but your definition is much more accurate.
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Hahaha deal. We're having a wicked thunderstorm right now... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
UPDATE: I wrangled a leprechaun just now.
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Wriggly little suckers, aren't they? Watch him close, he'll steal your Bailey's, drain the bottle in one swig, and make a bong out of it. Hide your stash, and bogart til he comes off the hip with some of that gold!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Keep reading back sweetie. I have said it several times.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I would love to see you try. Then I could give you the Angelina Jolie quiz and see if you flunk or not.
My guess is you would sink faster than a feather wrapped around an anchor dropped in to water.
Google is not my resource for Angelina Jolie references but use Google if you want to. You will encounter many sites. They say they are dedicated to Angelina but they aren't as dedicated as they seem. They post tabloid stories. There is only one really reliable site. My most valuable connections are from fans from all over the world...the Internet is beautiful. I have a friend who attended the Santa Barbabra film festival and she was able to send my a program from the event. Thats just one example.
The best source on Angelina Jolie is Angelina Jolie. So if you really want to get on my level remember that. I doubt you can understand Angelina, you're very closed minded. However I would love to see you try.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Mishy - stop flashin' me yer boobs!!!
Cover dat shit up!
Mishma yew know us hoomans r krazy... I can haz krazy pills now?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 6:00pm.
I was aiming for more Bailey's in the cup than coffee, but your definition is much more accurate.
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Hahaha deal. We're having a wicked thunderstorm right now... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
UPDATE: I wrangled a leprechaun just now.
You bitches still at this? This thread is so full of win. Ima gonna print up these comments and add them to the shrine, especially nectar's, comments cuz you know that's how Angelina feels about her fans I mean, Brad
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.
I am quite certain I said the reason several times already.
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OK, you must be suffering from memory loss due to early menopause onset because you did not explain it.
That thing about the landmines in Cambodia didn't make a lick of sense.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Cyber Bailey's is the LEAST I can do, after the acid wipe. Totally ended the f-bomb barrage, thus halting my precipitous slide into momentary Tourette's. Now I'm back into fun, frolic and frothy full cups.
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Frothy full cups? Is that code for infected milk ducts?
Cheers to cyber Bailey's!
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I was aiming for more Bailey's in the cup than coffee, but your definition is much more accurate.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥