Why Is She Still With Him?
The coffee might have not kicked in yet, so it could just be me, but something is off about these pictures of Demi Moore. The woman is usually the hottest cougar in the room. Ashton Kutcher's fugness is probably reflecting onto her. He's slowly sucking the hot (thanks to $500,000 worth of plastic surgery) out of her. It's divorce time. When someone starts fucking with your looks, the marriage is over.
I still don't know what she sees in his hairy ass (and you know that shit is hairy). Seriously, he probably poops out hair balls. I know the woman isn't dickmatized. Ashton totally has taquito dick. It's short, skinny and full of cheese.
Wait....is 45-year-old Demi knocked up? Ack! She sort of has that pregnant bloat. Well, she can't do much worse than the first batch.
Here's coyote boy and Demi at the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball last night.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I thought she looked preg,too.
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You can only delay aging so much. Maybe she needs some additional "leaching" (as in bloodsuckers) sessions she has used in the past for youth restoration. That came right from her own lips.
she still has an extremely gorgeous face though.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I am going to guess that it is just a bad dress choice and time for a plastic tune up. She will show up after her tune up scars have had a chance to fade. She will look stunning.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
"When someone starts fucking with your looks, the marriage is over."
Classic.
Ashton is HOT... he's just in DIRE NEED of a SHAVE!
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Shave his neck and he is good to go,yum.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
he's hot, my cougar ass would be all over it. is old girl pregnant?
demi's starting to look her age....which on her is not a good thing...she needs to go in for maintenance, stat....
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Ahston is not looking his best but Demi never has. She is poor white trash just like her ex husband. Need proof look at that tater head daughter.
ome one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com . There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
Ah he is doomed with neck hair. Needs to take that shit off. He's not entirely bad looking, just really annoying. Demi does look preggers and really bad compared to him. And she always looked pretty decent and not so woobly lookin'...
Your face!
you might be onto something. she does look very full in the face and her arms look a bit chunky (for her anyway). Maybe she is pregnant. She looks a little rough though - the bangs look crappy and the dress isn't flattering at all.
On the second picture she looks just like Rumer. This goes to prove that Rumer still has a chance in this world.
She does look bad. Usually, she looks halfway decent for her age. I am thinking she is probably pregnant. She looked better without the boob job and whatever other plastic surgery she has had. And she was never anything special. She is and was always pretty average.
She's lost all her muscle tone. Her legs and arms are loaded with wobbly bits.
they're both disgusting. neither can act, too. it's like saying a Big Mac is gourmet.
Submitted by Vivian on June 1, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Pleeeeze, enough of the cougar comments. Men ALWAYS have a greater age gap than these two and it's getting old...pardon the pun.
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Wait....is 45-year-old Demi knocked up? Ack! She sort of has that pregnant bloat. Well, she can't do much worse than the first batch.
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!!! Yeah I guess its best you don't then! Her fragrance lauch could have been funny though, especially watching the fauxmance with the Madden brother. But not enough of a draw to bother travelling 40 mins on the tube for!
Pleeeeze, enough of the cougar comments. Men ALWAYS have a greater age gap than these two and it's getting old...pardon the pun.
Ashton, honestly...can you please get your mother (Demi) to dress you better.
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-Thornhill 6/01/08
ok guys he is a bad actor and ugly. do you feel good about yourself now? he is beautiful dammit. even with his neck beard he is hotter than brad pitt
Methinks his internal hotness/stardom clock is ticking at about 14:59.
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Demi Moore: Fucking state of those knees!
I can't stand Demi Moore. I don't think she's good looking and never did.
Submitted by justaguest on June 1, 2008 - 12:31pm.
She looks like his mother or aunt.
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Hee hee. Looks like a candid shot from a graduation party., i.e., "Here he is, my son the doctor."
She looks like his mother or aunt.
yeah demi your gaining weight.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She looks like she's gained a little weight. It's hard to keep it off at that age. Either that or she's finally knocked up by Cheeseweenie.
Its almost like the width of his face is contagious and she's caught it off him...
Off topic: PSL, have you ever met Paris? She had a fragrance launch in London the other week and I got invited cos I'm on some random list so was gonna go to report back for your amusement! In the end neither my friend or I could be arsed so I have no anecdotes for you, but maybe you've met her yourself? The impression I get from journos etc is that she's actually quite a sweet and well-mannered girl (despite the obvious problem of her being a shallow, pointless, spoilt slut admittedly. What do you think?! Re: Ashton, I totally agree with you, impression I get about him is unmitigated cock!
I think the plastic surgery is finally starting to fail, and she is just looking her age. She has def. gained weight, and looks haggard. He just grew pubes on his face to look as old as she does.
They are fug.
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p.s. he looks like he is in rabbinical school. i've seen him looking much cuter.
You know, she does look good here, amazing when you consider her age. Much better with the bolt-on tits removed.
But maybe she isn't getting any roles because she looks way too young for her age.
Her hair looks greasy, as does her face, and she looks very pale. I don't think she's preggers because don't pregnant woman look better because of the prenatal vitamins and healthy eating and all that crap? Maybe she's sick?
Fergie, Demi and Jodie are teeny...yes.
I know I have mentioned this many times, because I live this story, but Bale pet my doggie, and I didn't bathe her a month after....lol
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PSL, Isn't it funny how small many celebs are (well, David and Christian aside). I don't know, it seems when you see them on screen, many times you imagine them bigger than they actually are. In real life, Demi is this tiny little thing. Jodie also, right?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I have heard many a nightmare story about demi, but she was very approachable which was cool.
Jodie Foster- nicest lady ever- No ego
Steve Martin- quiet
Hillary Duff....very sweet, but this was right before she turned 16
David Schwimmer- very sweey
Fergie- very nice
there's just a few.......oh, and my fav Christian Bale....HE was a doll!
PSL, great line-up!
BUT, I'm officially jealous of you that you met Christian Bale. *gulp* Wonderful to know he is a sweetie IRL! That's one man that would probably make me swallow my bubble gum.
Ah Demi...
Time catches up with all of us; as desperately as you may try to stave it off, it surely will get you in the end.
Ambivalence is all I can muster.
I have heard many a nightmare story about demi, but she was very approachable which was cool.
Jodie Foster- nicest lady ever- No ego
Steve Martin- quiet
Hillary Duff....very sweet, but this was right before she turned 16
David Schwimmer- very sweey
Fergie- very nice
there's just a few.......oh, and my fav Christian Bale....HE was a doll!
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 12:04pm.
., my job has put me in contact with a lot of movie people....
PSL, aha! Any famous people you've met that you just hated right away or loved instantly?
Nice to know Demi is a down-to-earth person. Even if I did get a chance to meet someone famous I'd probably be pretty nonplussed unless it was someone I was really GAGA over but honestly I can't think of anyone right now that fits the bill and a lot of the good 'uns are already dead and gone.
She looks a lot thicker than she normally does so either she ate a sandwich or she's preggers.
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He's looking more haggard than her meemaw ass is. We forget that he's 25 and she's old enough to have lived through the Great Depression, so it's natural that she should start looking a little raggedy right about 10 years ago. I want to buy Ashton a good razor and a bar of soap and Demi a coffin. She can store her career in it until her bionic parts break down and her super-granny-robot body finally bites it.
., my job has put me in contact with a lot of movie people....
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