Why Is She Still With Him?
The coffee might have not kicked in yet, so it could just be me, but something is off about these pictures of Demi Moore. The woman is usually the hottest cougar in the room. Ashton Kutcher's fugness is probably reflecting onto her. He's slowly sucking the hot (thanks to $500,000 worth of plastic surgery) out of her. It's divorce time. When someone starts fucking with your looks, the marriage is over.
I still don't know what she sees in his hairy ass (and you know that shit is hairy). Seriously, he probably poops out hair balls. I know the woman isn't dickmatized. Ashton totally has taquito dick. It's short, skinny and full of cheese.
Wait....is 45-year-old Demi knocked up? Ack! She sort of has that pregnant bloat. Well, she can't do much worse than the first batch.
Here's coyote boy and Demi at the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball last night.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 10:33am.
TheAudrey, Demi has had a few miscarriages since she's been with Ashton.....she's too old to have a baby. Time to face facts.
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Hmmm...didn't know about that one. *inserts foot in mouth* She does seems like one of those women who would keep on trying and trying until she hits menopause.
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Demi looks like a fake hag.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 1, 2008 - 11:10am.
Oh my God, she does too! I was staring at her, wondering who she reminded me of. Poor Margot Kidder, remember when she went a little cuckoo and was wondering around LA with no teeth (just as Sheeps is prone to do) and she climbed some guys fence and was rooting around in his garden and he called the cops? I think she had untreated bipolar (?)- But she's back to acting now, I think.
Joe, yes and that sad image is burned into my brain. So tragic how she ended up. Margot Kidder (the later toofless one) looks a lot like Demi's mom too as a matter-of-my-opinion.
PSL, you met Demi and Ashton IRL? Damn all you lucky hos meetin' the famous folks! I've never met one famous folk in my long ass crotchety old life. *self-pity mode ensues*
"Wait....is 45-year-old Demi knocked up? Ack! She sort of has that pregnant bloat. Well, she can't do much worse than the first batch."
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I hear the final marriage countdown now ...
5,4,3,2,1 ...
Demi needs to leave that rabbit's ass. He IS a total douchebag. Silly wabbit.
Looks like Demi has finally hit the wall going 120 miles an hour.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:38am.
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Really. My, tu dois être formidable dans le boudoir. I do know that sheepskin helps to prevent bedsores (you might want to pass that on to Penny)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 11:36am.
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You are fer shur, and living in LA you must get kinda blase about celebrity sightings, I guess? When I was in LAX (for hours at a time) while going and returning from Oz I was waiting, just waiting, for my big Dlisted sighting but I got nothin'
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Blech, I don't like them.
She's a false image, all that money in plastic surgery and the dividend is being married to him.
Paid out in annual installments of douchery and couture asswipery.
Kelso, she needs some comfy mom jeans and sangria.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 1, 2008 - 8:34am.
She's now having her boudoir redone in it--floor to ceiling--to remind her of me when I must away.
joe, she's been pregnant, she just loses the baby each time.....damn, I am a pillar of gossip info this morning- eh?
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
94,000 quid on... fake titties, fake knees, fake brows, fake ass, fake thighs... ahahahahah and STILL no films roles.. that is just fucking sensational.
That's before the 165,000 pounds on a fitness trainer!!! Give me the cash, I will give you a piece of magic paper with a four words on them that will give you a miracle figure.. "GET TO RUNNIN' BITCH". In fact, I should just pack and get over to Folliewood and get some of this cash these lazy cunts are throwing around.
The richer you are, the more you throw away because your backside becomes too lazy to do it properly and you assume you can just BUY what you need to put a little grind in for.
Hahahaha, but no film roles.. classic
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 11:33am.
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I wonder if she's tried in vitro..?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:20am.
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Does Penny like sheepskin?
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TheAudrey, Demi has had a few miscarriages since she's been with Ashton.....she's too old to have a baby. Time to face facts.
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 11:17am.
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Really?? Very innneresting...
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MK said:
"Well, she can't do much worse than the first batch"
bwahahahahahahahahaa
Whenever I am down, feeling afraid, lost or confused.. I will remember this line to take those clouds away.
--thanks awfully--
This ho is pregnant, for sure. I had that same bloated look when I was about five months along. Hasn't it been reported that they wanted a baby, anyway? It's about damned time, if so. They've supposedly been trying for a while.
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OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 8:24am.
Umm, no. *whistling*
Sheeps, you sent her that TMZ video of Javier and that guy in the bar, didn't you......homewrecker.
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 8:13am.
Yeah, took a couple of stills of a very happy Penny during our last picnic, in between rolling around in the grass. It was shortly after that she told Javier to vamos.
Joe, I met him at his nephew's birthday party.....Demi was totally approachable- she came over to ME, because my puppy was with me...and Ashton stood there looking like an asshole- and didn't talk to anyone but Demi's brother. He has very arrogant energy. I decided he was a prick after that......total douche.
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 1, 2008 - 8:12am.
You'll feel better if you just focus on "hump."
Hey PSL! Nice to see you.
On topic: Now tell Aunty Jo why you think Ashton is arrogant? I've always thought he seemed goofy/approachable. But then I could be confusing him with his movie roles.
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Nice avie Sheeps! Where'd you find such a pretty pic of Penny?
Hi Joe! I can't believe it is June already...I'll probably see the first Christmas commercial next week.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:08am.
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Dowager's hump? Is this what I have to look forward to? *weeping*
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Submitted by . on June 1, 2008 - 10:46am.
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Oh my God, she does too! I was staring at her, wondering who she reminded me of. Poor Margot Kidder, remember when she went a little cuckoo and was wondering around LA with no teeth (just as Sheeps is prone to do) and she climbed some guys fence and was rooting around in his garden and he called the cops? I think she had untreated bipolar (?)- But she's back to acting now, I think.
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They're ridiculous as a couple, but they've been an item for a while, so I'm guessing they're doing something right, or achieving some sense of happiness.
Does that make me happy for them? Of course not!
She kinda looks her real age in that last thumbnail. Sort of an onset-Dowager's Hump, too, like her handsome children.
He is such an arrogant prick, his inside ugliness is working it's way out...
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
She needs to wake up to the fact that she is going out with a thirty year old boy and dump his ass. Still doing the pranks like he's seventeen because that's all he knows how to do. Sad.
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Oh my G*d, he does look like a werewolf.
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She looks pregnant.
These two are ridiculous.
Sears Prom Photo Night.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
His neck is hairy. Ewwww!
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Maybe they can have a plastic kid to suck on those plastic tits.
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Ouch. Demi is starting to look like a fat Margot Kidder and that is not a compliment.
The ugly ass dress is all kinds of fucked up in the front.
He looked pretty good in "What Happens in Vegas".
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Demi looks good for her age, but not good for the mighty Demi Moore. She's almost 46, unless she wants to spin the Wheel of High Risk Pregnancy, she really should give up the baby ideas.
Louboutins! (Inside, non-funny joke.)
She does look fuller in the face, maybe she IS pregnant. Yuck.
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Demi's been trying to get knocked up since she got with him, wouldn't surprise me at all if she finally got her wish.
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I have to say she looks really bad, like she is hung over or something. She looks like she needs some diurex, a good nights sleep and a few minutes in the sun!