Sarah Larson Forges On!
George Clooney's mannequin call girl is on her own now that he's cancelled his lease with her. Sarah Larson put on a brave face to attend the opening of Palms Place Hotel in Vegas last night. Scratch that. Her brave face is her only face. That shit don't move. It takes a skilled wax artisan a couple of hours to give the ho a different expression.
Yes, Sarah was a guest at last night's party. The ho better not get too comfortable because she'll be back to serving Jello shots in a bikini next week.
Verne Troyer and Constantine Mouralis were also at the party. Sarah better have turned up the charm to snag one of these eligible bachelors. Although, I don't know if she can handle Connie's magnet stare. That shit could melt her wax ass.
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Sarah is so beautiful.I love her.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
Okay, lets start taking bets on when she'll be posing for Playboy, and on a VH1 reality show, you all know it's inevitable. I'm sure Hefner has already called!
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WTF has our pop culture disintegrated to? Now you can have a career as a "celebrity" founded on fucking a "celebrate". Pathetic.
it appears as though george gave her a parting gift (a boobie prize if you will). suddenly there is cleavage where before there was none. her chest was almost concave she was so flat.
Betcha those teeth know how to tickle a penis.
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coco chanel and sleeveless dresses... I was joking.
I know about coco chanel and what the exercise habits were then vs. now. obviously 21 is an extremely young age and most women would be fine going well past that. I just noticed several times lately people had commented on underarms and it brought that to mind. I don't actually go by coco's "rule". well... except remembering it always makes me stop and check how I look in that regard. I was already 22 before I even heard that, too.
Sarah's teefs are ginormous.
i'm sure mini me is in the market for a new trick, so sarah shouldn't be alone for long...
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good god from the oscars to this- she must be hurting!
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i cant believe what a difference clooney makes on her looks. the skank looks beat! now i see what everyone was saying about her. yikes if this is her at her best. cant wait for her book!
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Chris Crocker is crazy (crazy!) hot!
Actually, Coco Chanel was the first to use sporty jersey knits for fashionwear. But again, her heyday was the early part of the 20th century, before women were seriously toned. When the thing to do was shop, lunch, smoke, and lie on a chaise while your butler brings you a martini.
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coco chanel must have had baggy, saggy arms. I am 37 and my arms are toned and tight. I hardly ever wear sleeves- I get too hot.
coco chanel said a lot before women were athletic.
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when I was in college someone told me coco chanel said no woman over 21 ought to wear a sleeveless dress. with all the weird pictures we see of women's underarms I see what she was getting at. hopefully sara will get another chance to impress. she actually is quite pretty.
I'm not normally one to go on about the really small things, but what in the holy hell is up with her armpit? It looks like a friggin' pocket. I keep going back to it, I can't stop staring! It's like hypnopit!
Her nose job is hideous.
I'm certain she signed a Confidentiality Agreement upon receiving payment for her services to George Clooney.
I believe her next stop will be posing for Playboy.
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I keep expecting a hotel staffer to sweep her up and cart her off back to the supply room. No joke she's a fucking wax dummy.
Clooney needs a better consultant on his beard selections. He's entirely too Rock Hudson-obvious.
her boobs seem a bit bigger....wonder if she had them done to up size
I'm sure Clooney gave her a generous serverance pay.
Oy. I almost feel sorry for her.
WOW all the losers were there! didnt constantine have a bingo gig that night?
Dear Sarah,
I know you're feeling dumped and dumb. I know you're hurting and trying to smile through the tears, like your mamma taught you. "Chin up and shoulder on - you're a star!" She said when she spanked you with a wooden spoon for losing that talent competition in grade seven.
So, I hope you smiled like the star you are when you packed your luggage. I hope you kept those tags those designer dresses and stole some shit from Clooney (like his diamond encrusted butt plug) before the taxi he called picked your ass up. Love, Pers
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Ugh. How is this bitch even relevant?
I think she was only there because they hired her as the bartender who gives shots off of her stomach.
And I LOAAAATHE Constantine. I hate that stupid ass look he gives. The best moments for me were when he tried to do that karate kick and fell on his ugly ass, and when he sang in the clothing department at some mall store. LMAO Untalented fuckhead.
Oh, I hate cLooney too.
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I like her. I thought they looked great together and I was hoping they'd make it. Glad she's not sitting home crying over his sorry ass.
Yawn! What a "Star-Studded Gala"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Decommissioned beard - end of story. Love how Georgie's PR always comes up with the same reason his relationship ended: "George just doesn't want commitment". How old is he? Like knocking on 50 or something some day soon? They can't keep saying he's too young to settle down for much longer can they? He'll be approaching retirement and still telling the world he's not ready for commitment!
She's really pretty and doesn't strike me as a stuck-up bitch. I'm not hatin' (even though she's at a party with mini-me and Constantine)
She's hot, end of discussion.
Submitted by MizRo on June 1, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Who?
Bwahahahaha!
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BRUTAL.;->
Who?
Bwahahahaha!
gorgeous? average.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:19am.
I gotta agree. I wish she'd gain 10-15 lbs, though. I bet she does ok for herself now that everyone knows who she is.
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Yeah, she'd definitely look better with a bit more meat on her bones. However, she is well toned for being a skinny-minnie.
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They look like the first line of a joke...a whore,a midget and a no-talent singer walked into a bar....
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I will NOT tolerate you angry posters slashing away @ my Vegas girls.She's a cutie & I'm sure that...baby or no baby...she's figured out a way to parlay.Though I must admit-that's quite drop-off she dealing with just now.Here for you babydoll.Rebound with ME.Let daddy show ya' how ol' Georgie shoulda' worked it.
Submitted by The Audrey on June 1, 2008 - 9:06am.
I think her dress is adorable. *ducks* And she's gorgeous, even though she's a gold-digger.
I gotta agree. I wish she'd gain 10-15 lbs, though. I bet she does ok for herself now that everyone knows who she is.
The Dame did her job. Smile and look pretty. Mission accomplished.
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Is it me, or is she slightly buck toothed?
She's got the "Fake Posh Orange-Halves Titties"
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Sarah, check your stance before you pose. Hand on hip and pigeon-toed ain't a good look, honey.
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I think her dress is adorable. *ducks* And she's gorgeous, even though she's a gold-digger.
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She's due for a big payday when she sells her exclusive story on the relationship to Hello or some other rag.
If she goes easy on him in the interview, maybe Clooney will give her a good reference when she puts herself back on the beard market.
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She's like a low-rent Diane Lane. Sarah, give the dress back to your granddaughter and focus on putting some money in the college fund! Lord knows you fucked it up when you let George's million-dollar-dick go its own way.
Wonder if she hooked up with Linda Hogan's 19yr old boyfriend in the men's john?
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Personal agendas Sarah, tsk tsk, welcome to the end of your 15 minutes.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Back to Vegas, eh? She made a quick appearance here, before her cocktail shift started at midnight...
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
These guys aren't even Z list. I think we just ran out of letters in the alphabet to describe this crowd. You know your event sucks when having Phoebe Price show up would increase the star power.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Well some body is working the fact the fact they used to fuck George Clooney. George has terrible taste in women.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Why was she invited? Who is she other than George Clooney's ex? But she was in People's so-called Most Beautiful and got other magazine spreads all for having sex with George. While struggling waitresses make minimum wage and go to acting classes and still can't get a break.
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3rd Thumbnail - Is an underarm supposed to ripple like that when it's extended?
Oh, how very average and pancake-faced this slut looks without the Clooney at her side...