Sunday, June 1st 2008
Say Something Nice
I've tried to find one good thing to say about these Xtina pictures and I can't. I lose. There's too much information to process.
I can't call those things chichis. Those vein nuts give all good chichis a bad name. I'm also convinced that this bitch just adds ice water to her face and the 10-pounds of make-up magically appears. She's like that fucking Lil' Miss Make-Up doll from the 80s.
Here's tranny clown at LAX in Las Vegas last night.
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something nice: mischa barton MAY have worse legs than her, but only maybe.
the rest: she's such a skank, from head to toe, always has been, always will be.
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Ah must be the only one that doesn't see implants. The veins are from breastfeeding. It would also explain mega tits. As for the makeup well yeah that is just gross wonder how long it takes to peel that mask off.
How about I say something realistic?
Methinks the novelty of having a baby has worn off. It's a lot of hard work, and perhaps she's not exactly liking being a new mom. I suspect that of many celebrity mothers. It's fun being pregnant and the center of attention, it's fun shopping for the baby, and heck, a new baby is quite a novelty. But when you're on your third month of no sleep, perhaps it starts to get tiresome and old.
Her breasts are exactly the reason why I have never gotten implants despite being small boobed. The lopsidedness, the round bolt ons (which I find most revolting), the scarring, the capsular contracture, the shiny skin from the tension of such huge knockers, no sir, I'd rather learn to be happy with my bewbs than be Frankenboob's owner. I bet she looks like Tara Reid underneath her bra.
And a quick question: doesn't all this paryting get old and monotonous after a while? When you've been to one lounge, you been to them all? Isn't there ever a time when you RSVP "no"?
I will no longer question it. You can clearly see the scars from her implants.
Oh my... I had Little Miss Dress up when I was a kid. Thanks for posting the commercial, MK!
Those veins are the only thing that makes those boobs look like they are not entirely made of plastic. When will people with implants learn to stop wearing clothes that show the underside of their breasts?
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I cant sorry. I think her marriage in in trouble or she has post-partum depression or something.
I think Xtina's evil Mirror-Mirror is playing tricks on her and needs some therapy for crewely to Divas.
Say something nice: She singlehandedly supports an entire cosmetics industry.
Christina's really looking trannyish. A nose job would make her face look less masculine. She needs to shed a few layers of makeup too. She looks silly with that much makeup on.
Her nose looks like a piece of clay and the bottom half of her face is all over the place. A true 'BUTTER FACE'.She wears all of that makeup to hide the fact that she is NOT pretty. Only her eyes have a redeeming quality and those aren't real.
Guess nobody told her veins on the titties aren't cute!
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I have seen enough of her tits to last me a lifetime,she shows them off way to much now and she is starting to look like a skank,the veins are gross too.She looks like she is working the corner in these shots.She needs to stay home with her baby.UGH!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I can't believe her poor baby has to feed of those. Must taste minty.
Instead of concentrating on her upper body, she needs to invest in some botox for those 90 year old women knees.
You'd think she'd use some of that face-primer on her chest, and cover up those purple tit-veins...
At least she isn't giving that Pamala Anderson snear she seems to have adopted as her own....
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 1, 2008 - 10:28pm.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
i believe the sign behind this tranny mess is hung up straight...that is the only nice thing i can say about this entire situation...
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Submitted by James Haven on June 2, 2008 - 3:21am.
The Backstreet Boys? I refuse to belive it James. Baby Jane is more class than that. Beside She like BIG cocks, not ones that you can even see.
Hey James!
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James Haven would love to get this bitch in his makeover chair! James Haven did put a call into Xtina and it was not well recieved. Batboy shrieked, he likes his woman just the way she is and doesn't need some "freaked out girly/man touching his wife"
Batboy is very jealous of his wife, and gets sick at the very thought of another man touching her. Well, he must have constant stomach aches since ever member of the Backstreet Boys have left their fingerprints on her ass!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Here's something nice: She's keeping the maker of her lipstick in business.
big chi-chis = good
veiny big chi-chis = bad
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I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site www.JSeniorMatch.com last week and she was seeking her mature baby there now!
All I've got to say is when MK refuses to comment on some big chi-chi's, they's a problem...
Say something nice? Um, I think maybe, the problem could be surgically fixed...and until then, a lil' soap and water and a crew neck t could work wonders...(I know, "wonders" is pushin' it, but I'm being freakin' nice...)
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Wow! Veiny boobles? They look angry.
Veiny angry boobs! Not a good look.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on June 1, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Muppet flesh! lol. Quick- who is your fav. muppet?
That's easy - Grover! Yours?
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Well as far as "nice" goes, I guess Brooke Hogan will be happy to find out that she has a sister?
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Man, her legs are tore up. Fright night!
***Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Something nice?
Hmmm....she'll never drown?
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Never say never. If one of those implants pop, she could drown in silicone.
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with a little shrinky dink effect, those plastic chichis they might look better
Something nice? She doesn't have the kind of dark circles under her eyes that most new, sleep deprived mothers have. That's also a very nice shade of lipstick, for a dead person.
Muppet flesh! lol. Quick- who is your fav. muppet?
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You know, I've actually always liked her. She went real dirty instead of doing the Britney Spears Madonna/whore schtick,and she does have a good pop voice. I do like her with less make up.
What I like most about her is that she never denies how dirty and sexy she got, but has discovered sort of a medium where she's not wearing crotchless pants but incorporates a sensuality into a twist on old hollywood glamour. And she was trying tomake a point when she was being all dirty- asking why she should be labeled slutty just because she is a woman that is comfortable with her sexuality. That's it-that;s why Ilikeher. I get a sense she's comfortable with her sexuality. lol. I am no huge fan, no die hard- I was comparing herjust nowin mymind to Angelina Jolie- hence the love for Christina.
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She lost weight everywhere but her chest and now her legs look like shit. What's with the awful shoes and the 90s ho outfit? She should stay home and stop scaring us with all the tranny clown make-up. I wanted that doll so badly in the 80s too, MK!
Your face!
Submitted by K2 on June 1, 2008 - 11:54pm.
She's out again!!!????
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Not to defend her too much, but this was an event, she was booked to host last night since late April.
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Eww, she has massive amounts of makeup on her chest too! And some nasty legs. All kinds of wrong!
Nice varicose titties!
bleah!
Eeewww...her boobs look all veiny and fake.
She's out again!!!???? WTF is wrong with this "new mommy"? I never liked her but now I find her appauling. She has an infant at home but refuses to bond with it? How much partying can one new mother do in a week without feeling tired and hungover? She's obviously NOT leaving herself any energy to care for her son. She's now made herself an even bigger joke than she was before.
Where's an implant wrangler when you need him?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nothing like veins running across wonky implants to make a truly hideous decolletage. Can't this ho work her fingers to BUTTON her FUCKING SHIRTS? (yeah, I know, this top doesn't have buttons, but still); every single outfit leaves her fugly jugglies three-quarters exposed. Put them the fuck away. And use some WD-40 to loosen that caked on mess on your face.
People with a secure and mature sense of their sexuality and attractiveness don't need to expose themselves in this way.
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I want to punch that stupid smug grin off her delusional face.
hey Manimal!
we can always count on you to say something nice...hehehehe
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Say something nice: The weather outside is great!
Beautiful day!
Oh....about her...the martinis haven't kicked in yet she's still standing.
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something nice: I think the color of her eye makeup brings out the color of her eyes.
but... the eye makeup and the lipstick don't go. she would look cute with a sheer pink. not the bright pink she has been seen in recently but a soft, natural pink. I know she was wearing that bright pink because it is one of the "in" colors right now. maybe she just forgot to switch the lipsticks in her purse and was stuck with what she is wearing here.
I think she may be wearing all this extra makeup because she's trying to cover up the fact she is in need of some extra rest. but... all the women who I know personally who started wearing a clownish amount of makeup it was to cover up something bad going on in their personal lives. if christina needs help I hope she talks to someone.
Something nice....Hmmmm. Oh, I know! The blue of her breasticle veins matches her eyes and her dress!
Seriously, does she apply foundation with a trowel? Her skin looks like Muppet-flesh to me.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
her breasts look udderly ridiculous.
She looks EXACTLY like Hatchet-Face from the movie Crybaby. Someone in her team really needs to tell her that.
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She probably thinks she just looks like Marilyn Monroe. Sad.
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I would love to say something positive but quite frankly I cannot. She just looks so worn out and disgusting. The fact that she flaunts around her boobs makes things 10 times worse. The makeup? Ehh I mean I'm used to her heavy handed tactics when it comes to applying her war paint but this continually showing off those rock hard veiny cock eyed tits is just too much to deal with.
Must suck to not have anyone around you who will tell you the truth about yourself. *smdh*
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Submitted by banjjo on June 1, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I really hope those things shrink down eventually. It's really becoming quite revolting. And that fact that she's so proud of them is even worse.
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seriously!
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on June 1, 2008 - 11:55am.
she wears that much makeup because she's just not an attractive girl. go find a pic of her without makeup on. kinda like jodie marsh when MK posted those freak pictures a while back.
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She was in Versace adverts a few years ago wearing little make-up (...or enough make-up to suggest little make-up...), and that was a vast improvement over the clown whore look.
She's got some nice features, but they all fight each other when she wears her make-up like this.
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