Sunday, June 1st 2008
Say Something Nice
I've tried to find one good thing to say about these Xtina pictures and I can't. I lose. There's too much information to process.
I can't call those things chichis. Those vein nuts give all good chichis a bad name. I'm also convinced that this bitch just adds ice water to her face and the 10-pounds of make-up magically appears. She's like that fucking Lil' Miss Make-Up doll from the 80s.
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Submitted by ☻ on June 1, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 1, 2008 - 2:57pm.
The breasts or the nose or the poor dress trying to hold up the silicone?
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Do I have to pick one, ☻? Tough call.
Her tit scar from the implants doesn't look too obvious....
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I really hope those things shrink down eventually. It's really becoming quite revolting. And that fact that she's so proud of them is even worse.
Submitted by bambam on June 1, 2008 - 3:04pm.
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Yes, and that's EXACTLY why I said she needs to go to therapy. Body image issues are no joke and have led this girl to mutilating her once cute, petite, boobless body and screwing up her face with the clown makeup. And all of this just so she can look like every other plastic, no talent having, self-obsessed cunt in Hollywood?! She's too good for that and way too talented. THAT'S what she needs to keep focused on before she turns into Mariah 2.0.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Lather, scrub, repeat. Lather, scrub, repeat. Lather, scrub, repeat.
The prob with her make-up is it competes. If she just ran with the eyes and left out the red lipstick or vice-versa it wouldn't look bad; either or would work but both at the same time is just too much.
Christina looks best curvless. It's in her nature, and people look best being natural. Britney looks best with curves. I liked Christina as a little skinny girl. It looks natural. I don't like anorexic looks, but she looked natural and not anorexic, she was so cute.
She was too petite to be able to accommodate such giant bolt-ons. The denting in her lower right breast is capsular contraction, I suspect, which is often a bad sign of the immune system reacting to the implant.
I've always been a fan of Christina but I'm not gonna lie and say she looks good here. Why can't she go back to looking like the Genie in the bottle days. She was so cute and simple then. Just leave her hair straight and minimal makeup. And please please take the implants out! I love her but damn, stop it! Back then I couldn't stand Britney and would actually argue she was cuter than Britney. I do love Britney now though....and think I was a closet fan of hers. And for sure Britney looks better than Christina always lately. The only times lately she doesn't is when she totally lets herself go, but that hasn't been for months. But Christina, I've seen you naturally, no makeup and you are fine that way. You look the worst like this, tons of makeup, the best with minimal makeup.
oh and i forgot to mention how you can see the implant outline in the first pix but she denies that she got her tits done.
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Meh, we all have issues we never really overcome regardless of how successful we get, don't we??
I remember Xtina when she was a little skinny thing tryin to be sexy. She got compared to Britney a lot and the argument always went to how Britney had the sexier body.
Now look at her, all curves and humps where there used to be points and bumps. You think she didn't hear some of that talk and it didn't affect her self image??
Of course it did, she wouldn't be human otherwise. It's something she has to grow out of hopefully. That being said, I'll buy her music before I buy anything from Brit, Lindsay, Scarlett etc etc etc. She seems more stable too.
Although the drinking bothers me a bit.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 1, 2008 - 2:57pm.
The breasts or the nose or the poor dress trying to hold up the silicone?
That looks painful. Seriously.
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Christina could tone it down a bit, but I still like her.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
You did NOT just bring up Little Miss Makeup!! So great. I still have my Little Miss Dress-up! I used that water gun to decorate her clothes so much the marks eventually stopped disappearing. And her hair never did look like the commercial. I'm going to go find her now....
She looks like she might go Britney on us......post partum depression,anyone?
As someone who's always been a big fan, girlie just hasn't been looking good as of late. She was cute during her pregnancy and before (especially during her Dirrty days), but now it's just all too much: the hair, the makeup, the boobs, the clothes, etc. She just needs to go to therapy ASAP because this reeks of someone with serious self-esteem issues.
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Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Something nice?
Hmmm....she'll never drown?
Aphid, Those aren't buoys!
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Hey, how are my comments being erased off of here? Well, I will post mine again, she looks like pee wee herman, take the hair off anf she is a dead ringer!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 6:59pm.
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PSL - excatly! ((hugs)) Have fun!
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Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Something nice?
Hmmm....she'll never drown?
Aphid, Those aren't buoys!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 5:50pm.
But those eyes aren't really hers, are they? I mean, sometimes they're blue and sometimes they're green. Right, wrong?
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In case your intrested.... Xtina has naturally very, very, very pale blue eyes which in some lights is often mistaken for green. Xtina normanlly wears dark blue contacts so her eyes actually look blue.
On topic - I hope she demoed a new song last night & didn't just sing 'Beautiful'
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Something nice?
Hmmm....she'll never drown?
Yes DAE, you can be a huge fan of hers, without getting all psycho about it!
HUGS......going to go out and enjoy the beautiful day for a bit....be back soon...
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Hey, how are my comments being erased off of here? Well, I will post mine again, she looks like pee wee herman, take the hair off anf she is a dead ringer!
she wears that much makeup because she's just not an attractive girl. go find a pic of her without makeup on. kinda like jodie marsh when MK posted those freak pictures a while back.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 6:47pm.
I like how you keep some perspective and a sense of humor about your, umm, deep interest in her.
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Thank you Sheeps. You can't take life to seriously, y'know? even when it comes to Baby Jane
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
My latest Youtube videos
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 6:03pm.
And where is DreamyAquileraEyes to defend her plastic icon?
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I dont hang around Dlisted all day y'know! I do have a life that doesnt relove around Xtina (strange I know!)
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
My latest Youtube videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBA_dd89M-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl7fBOV9Yd8
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 1, 2008 - 10:44am.
*goes into xtinaloon mode* howamazingdoeshelook, shelooksfuckingfantastic *prints of new pics to add tro shrine*
I like how you keep some perspective and a sense of humor about your, umm, deep interest in her.
She's a wonderful singer.
*goes into xtinaloon mode* howamazingdoeshelook, shelooksfuckingfantastic *prints of new pics to add tro shrine*
*takes 3 deep breaths* She looks nice!!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
My latest Youtube videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBA_dd89M-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl7fBOV9Yd8
Stay home with your child, tranny clown!
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Submitted by Keane on June 1, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Thanks period, and thanks also for standing up for me (or just not joining in the attacking!) in that ruck I got into the other night over people calling Princess Bea a fat pig etc. Was not at all keen on the vibe I was getting from people for daring to disagree - thanks for putting some perspective on it! x
Keane, we all have full-on flying out the door different perspectives on things sometimes and it's great when everyone can have a different opinion without being jumped on gangland style (lol). You're a sweetie. Keep your eyes bright and your nipper up! I like a lot of people here (most actually) and many of them don't always agree with me and that's okay. I'm glad for it really. Makes things more interesting when people can discuss different views.
Anyway, have a lovely day. Gotta wash my eyes again now. :)
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yeah, I said it! what?
Bones:
EEK! lol
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Thanks period, and thanks also for standing up for me (or just not joining in the attacking!) in that ruck I got into the other night over people calling Princess Bea a fat pig etc. Was not at all keen on the vibe I was getting from people for daring to disagree - thanks for putting some perspective on it! x
Submitted by Bones on June 1, 2008 - 10:17am.
your anti-boner costume.
hahaha. Hey, I guess Batboy stayed in LA while she flew to Vegas? Someone had to look after Maximilian I.
Say something nice.....okay, she looks like she has nice blood supply by the size of those veins and won't be needing a transfusion anytime soon.
Jesus Christ Tina. Just when everyone thought it was okay to rub one out to you again, you had to put on your anti-boner costume. What the fuck. Your career is built on trannies and boners. I can see you've made your choice. Banished to the B-list!
P.S. Everyone can see the cumstain on your left thigh. Point bat boy's dick away from your dress or into your mouth, but don't roll out onto the red carpet with this dirty shit.
Her legs are hideous. Why does she add to the hideousness w/that tranny make-up and ridiculous boob job ???
Something nice: In her depressed and addicted to partying state, she finally managed to lift her wonky tit high enough to match the other one.
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Submitted by Keane on June 1, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Kean,
I agree (great points) and I love your term, "make-up layerage". I might have to steal er BORROW that one some time.
DiamondDawg, it happened to J.Lo too (a Latina thing? I have heard that, but not sure- no offense to Latinas), but J.Lo had hers fixed already. Christina's face is just not pretty anymore to me. She aways looks like she's sneering....and I am a fan of hers....
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
I think she's suffering from celebrity slut-bag turned married mom sex appeal insecurity. She's thinking yikes I hope people don't stop thinking of me as the sex bomb I know I am, better crank up the make-up layerage (made-up word) from 2 inches to 3, pump up them boobies and squash em into my tightest bra, and go out acting like a drunken ho-bag as often as humanly possible. That look has the scent of panic, desperation and fear to me!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 1:05pm.
LOL. Will you pick me up a 24 pack of GIANT MUFFINS and a coupla pairs of mom jeans? Size 18. I generally just FLOAT in the pool. I don't really freestyle and fuggetabout the flipturn when you're my size.
DiamondDawg,
lmao. Hey! Don't be dissin' the Costco muffuns. Those fuckers are thigh expanding gooey goodness!
Only a size 18? You anorexic little beech!
Submitted by . on June 1, 2008 - 10:03am.
My S.O. is sleeping in, damnit. I gotta go to Costco and stock up on some lard but for now I'm stuck here saying shit about someone I don't even know. DAMN!
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LOL. Will you pick me up a 24 pack of GIANT MUFFINS and a coupla pairs of mom jeans? Size 18. I generally just FLOAT in the pool. I don't really freestyle and fuggetabout the flipturn when you're my size.
Well, at least her shoes are cute! The surgery scars on her boobs, not so much! She has never looked that fugly before...
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Submitted by . on June 1, 2008 - 9:52am.
For real? What the hell REAL color are her eyes then? Crap! All this fakery is giving me a freaking urge to touch up my roots (OCD thing).
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Naw. Leave your roots. I love that two-tone thing. Seriously - it tells people you know that they know that you color your hair and that it came from a bottle. That's keeping it real!!
I'm off to get as real as it gets...swimsuit + no make-up in the POOL for laps on a Sunday morning. Hope I don't see the man of my dreams.
And where is DreamyAquileraEyes to defend her plastic icon?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 12:54pm.
. <------- that's a funny av name.
DiamondDawg,
Why, thank you, Madame or Monsieur (?). I found that punctuation as a name rather funny myself. I saw it in my character map and I just couldn't rezeeeeezt! Do you know how many times "." is used online? I'm freaking FAMOUS! hehe
Xtina is puttin' a serious hurtin' on my eyeballs.
My S.O. is sleeping in, damnit. I gotta go to Costco and stock up on some lard but for now I'm stuck here saying shit about someone I don't even know. DAMN!
She's actually standing up on her own.
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