Sunday, June 1st 2008

Say Something Nice

I've tried to find one good thing to say about these Xtina pictures and I can't. I lose. There's too much information to process.

I can't call those things chichis. Those vein nuts give all good chichis a bad name. I'm also convinced that this bitch just adds ice water to her face and the 10-pounds of make-up magically appears. She's like that fucking Lil' Miss Make-Up doll from the 80s.


Here's tranny clown at LAX in Las Vegas last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 9:57am.
Her nose totally spread across her face while she was pregnant, and it has not gone back to normal.
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OMG. Promise? I was totally thinking something was wrong with her face, but couldn't tell exactly what. I guess she'll disappear now for about 6 weeks. Damn those bitches with all their money.

But even if I had all their money I wouldn't mess with my ta-tas. I like it that I'm small. Gravity won't have nuffin on me when I'm 60.

donatella versace's picture

That girl needs to be milked in a bad way. Her boobies are about to explode. Doesn't she feed that little baby. I'll bet she skips breastfeeding before she goes out so that she'll have more cleavage for the photo ops.

i like her voice okay. if someone gave me a ticket i might consider going if there wasn't an episode of Law and Order (not criminal intent) one of the others.

Im starting to think these boobs arent this big from the baby, did she get another one after he was born? Making them even more stupid looking for her small frame? What ever happened to trying to look "somewhat" natural when getting a boob job? Her boobs are starting to get that weird wrinkly look like Pam Andersons...nast.
Something nice: I do like her music.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

In DAE's absence at the moment, something nice:

Ummmmm, hemhaw, well, Xtina certainly sticks with what she likes.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Her nose totally spread across her face while she was pregnant, and it has not gone back to normal.

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LASHONCARTER's picture

THIS HO LOOKS DEAD
DEATH BECOMES HER LOL

FUCK A NIGGA MONEY MAKE ME CUM
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. <------- that's a funny av name.

jayhawkbitch's picture

Um...she still looks better than Britney? That's all I've got.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 12:50pm.

But those eyes aren't really hers, are they? I mean, sometimes they're blue and sometimes they're green. Right, wrong?

DiamondDawg,

For real? What the hell REAL color are her eyes then? Crap! All this fakery is giving me a freaking urge to touch up my roots (OCD thing).

DiamondDawg's picture

But those eyes aren't really hers, are they? I mean, sometimes they're blue and sometimes they're green. Right, wrong?

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

her eyes are a pretty blue color.

that's all i got.

blazingwhitetrash's picture

LOL I remember BEGGING for my Lil' Miss Make Up doll. The fucking bitch didn't work right though. I left her in my playhouse on a cold night and to this day she has perma-tranny makeup. Maybe that's what happened to Xtina.
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Pers's picture

She's become a cartoon character of herself.

She also looks beat. Maybe stay home a night or two.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 1, 2008 - 12:41pm.

What would just ONE picture of xtina without make-up bring in?

the bad thing about wearing any make-up at all is that when people see you without it, they scream.

DiamondDawg,

You are sooooooooo right. That much make-up on someone so young is overkill anyhow. Old brawds wearing too much is scary too but this clown shit is just gross and then you have the fun-bags out all wrinkled, smooshed, veiny and screwy for the world to see. Crap.

Something nice? I GOT NOTHING.

Oh hell. Okay. Her eyes are pretty. They always have been but why she chooses to load on the buckets of paint on them makes no sense to me.

Xtina actually does seem like a very sweet person and she has loads of talent. There, another nice thing.

Now off to puke.

Cara's picture

Her tits are just laughable. You'd think with her money she could afford tits that didn't look like something a 40 year old porn star trying to squeeze in another year of work would pick up in Mexico in trade for a blowjob and a case of tequila. And for the love of all things sacred, enough with the tranny makeup.

DR.FUNK's picture

I must admit she looks like she accidentally got caught by the papps coming out of a "service call" and headed back to "the stroll"-and decided to pose anyway.Still MK-I want to shag her milfy ass.Clown make-up...frankentits...the whole kit & caboodle.Sue me.

MizRo's picture

Whatever. To each his own.

Love Christina: don't care about the make-up and the slutty clothes.

One thing is for sure, she's her own person and hurts no one so... I can't harsh.

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Submitted by . on June 1, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Sock-Monkey, Michael K. likes giving us impossible tasks just to fuck with our gullible asses. Just chalk it up to practicing futility.
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*bumping little sock monkey head on side of hamper*
Must.find.words. Must.find.words.
Grrrrrrrr....

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D.R.'s picture

Her chest is fighting to leave her shirt.

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Submitted by Albatross on June 1, 2008 - 9:40am.
I was taught if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all, so...
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That's probably the worst advice on the planet. It leads to repressed emotions and becoming a serial killer because of it. LIBERATE YOSEF AND SPEAK!

DiamondDawg's picture

What would just ONE picture of xtina without make-up bring in?

the bad thing about wearing any make-up at all is that when people see you without it, they scream.

Albatross's picture

I was taught if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all, so...

ick.

mike's picture

Disgusting amount of makeup. What the hell is she going to do when she's forty if she feels the need to wear this much at her current age?

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 12:36pm.

I'm having a vocabulary meltdown!! *gritting teeth*

Sock-Monkey, Michael K. likes giving us impossible tasks just to fuck with our gullible asses. Just chalk it up to practicing futility.

tinkuy's picture

Dear Ladies With Ginormous Boob Jobs: Please do not wear plunging decolletages, unless you want to advertise your surgeon's valiant efforts to patch things up. Love, Tinkuy

joanne's picture

She's starting to look rough.

Sock-Monkey's picture

I'm having a vocabulary meltdown!! *gritting teeth*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

I think I'm going to be ill. Cover that shit up when it's that fucking bad. Fuck! :(

Are she and Mariah borrowing each others clothes? Mariah had that same jacket on a few weeks back and I think the dress too.

VEINS!!!!! arrrggghhhh

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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"

I'd like to say something nice: Batboy isn't in the pix.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"There's too much information to process."

It's over processed info, like her hair.
Wish she'd chill on the platinum.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

tinkuy's picture

uh, she's got the same thing going on in her boobs as Linda Hogan

She kinda looks like Pee-Wee Herman. Look closely at her face, minus the hair she is almost a dead ringer!

Spoiled's picture

I can't say anything nice either - pass...