Not King Kong!
Universal Studios is currently on fire and LAist reports that the King Kong ride has been destroyed. NOOOO!!! I lost my virginity on that ride. Not really, but it would have been really sad if I did. The fire also completely murdered the New York Street, Courthouse Square and Hill Valley. The video vault is on fire and the plastic from the video archives containers is what's causing that nasty ass black smoke.
The fire started sometime between 4:30-4:45 this morning. TMZ reports that there's no reports of boo boos and fire hos are currently trying to figure out how this shit started.
The MTV Movie Awards is set to take place at Universal today. The fire has not affected that shit and Marc Malkin reports that the awards show will go on as planned.
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You can totally see the image of King Kong in the lower left middle of the cloud formation
WTF?
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Hasn't anyone stated the obvious--the Backdraft ride malfunctioned.
Shaniqua has got serious obsession with fire as of late.
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Did the fire start in the archives building? I just read about the old celuloid films being ultra volatile and there is a huge push to have them copied and digitized. These aren't them are they? Videos are a different deal.
I haven't been to Universal studios in a million years.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
I'm genuinely upset! Although was the King Kong ride still open? I didn't see it last time...anyway, I really love Universal Studios! This sucks.
Fortunately, Lohan wasn't there, so the most popular ride in Cali is still open for business.
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Snark Central, bitches....
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I can't believe Paris Hilton is at the MTV movie awards. Do they have a category for least seen movie?
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Submitted by Mish on June 1, 2008 - 11:04am.
Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not hear about this???? That fucking sucks
Well Mish, looks like we're the only two people who actually care and are sad about it instead of just coming here to give a snarky remark. Eh, this is dlisted though home of the "snarky".
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That King Kong ride wasn't that great when I was 9. I hope they build something a little more exciting.
jussayin:
Oh puke! You had to put that picture in my head. May the flees of a thousand camels make your armpits to itch!
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 1, 2008 - 3:33pm.
I suspect Shaniqua Tompkins did it. I doubt burning down 50 Cent's house was enough to slake her thirst for revenge.
...I can see getting King Kong and 5o Cent confused. It's those huge nipples!!
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That's what they get for replacing the E.T. and Back to the Future rides and raping my childhood! Bitches!
I suspect Shaniqua Tompkins did it. I doubt burning down 50 Cent's house was enough to slake her thirst for revenge.
@ Mel-Tang, ROFLMAO! Posing as 10yr old kids! Tiny ones at that.
Shout out to Manimal5 and Mr. President for getting my odd sense of humor.
Gry-- LMAO
Kong died for our sins.
Hmm, how it started, I would double check the guest list for the *coughcough* Awards show.
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The MTV Movie Awards will still go on tonight. Zzzzzzzzz
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 1, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Well thank God the douche bag MTV movie awards can still go on. Now one would think that the "video vault" would have been fire proof. What kind of cheap ass bastards are they at Universal anyway? Why, oh, why couldn't United Artists have caught on fire and burned up Valkyrie!
LMAO! Tom and his tiny friend Miscaviage probably posed as 10 yr. old kids and started the fire so they wouldn't have any competition when that stupid ass movie comes out.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Isn't she missing?
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 10:54am.
Hope Mischa Barton doesn't storm the podium Kanye-style to protest that she was robbed.
Isn't she missing?
Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not hear about this???? That fucking sucks
Oh man. I thought the burning hair smell was just from my Sunday tradition of setting the cat on fire. Turns out it's King Kong burning!
C'mere kitty...don't be afraid...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 1:48pm
No Mr. President, they are giving her the "No Cellulite on back of legs" Award.
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Hope Mischa Barton doesn't storm the podium Kanye-style to protest that she was robbed.
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I heard the Ivy is catering the MTV awards, but they've already asked PP to stand wistfully outside the unpainted picket fence.
Well, thank GOD the MTV Movie Awards will still go on!
No Mr. President, they are giving her the "No Cellulite on back of legs" Award.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo this is truly making me sad. Those are the classic rides =(
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Maybe PP will show up then.
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Are they giving an award for Sexiest Cutlet?
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The real tragedy is the MTV presenters will be making "hot" and "fuego" jokes all evening, then MTV will repeat them for the next three months, four times a day.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by TT99 on June 1, 2008 - 1:37pm.
MTV Movie awards? Internationally high profile event?
Maybe PP will show up then.
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Well thank God the douche bag MTV movie awards can still go on. Now one would think that the "video vault" would have been fire proof. What kind of cheap ass bastards are they at Universal anyway? Why, oh, why couldn't United Artists have caught on fire and burned up Valkyrie!
Submitted by TT99 on June 1, 2008 - 1:37pm.
MTV Movie awards? Internationally high profile event?
Hahahahaha!!!
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The Back To The Future set (also used for "Ghost Whisperer") burned down too....poor J. Love Hewitt
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-Thornhill 6/01/08
Perhaps the Skull Island Ape Community was tired of the exploitation and decided to torch the place. It makes sense to do it on the same day as such an internationally high profile event such as the MTV Movie Awards.
New York street also burned down. That will spare us from a Seinfeld movie next summer. Yay.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 1:33pm.
They probably just hired some walk-ons. LOL
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I heard the dawn (Typo, I meant to write "damn"..but dawn is true) explosions at 5:00AM! It smells like shit too....
The fire-fighting is not going very well. Observers suggest it's because Universal is using college kids dressed as firemen.
The Universal Execs set the fire, maybe it was time to get rid of the King Kong ride.
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They need to go set fire to the Scientology Center.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 10:20am.
Maybe it was 50 cent.
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Fiddy did it!
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I'll bet $10 there's already a terrorist conspiracy theory about this fire somewhere on the internet, even if I have to make it up myself to win. Seriously, I need like $10.