Who's The Pregnant One Again?
I know Asshole's the one carrying eyeliner baby, but Jessica looks like she's holding something too. That dress from the Angelina Jolie maternity collection isn't helping either. Seriously, Jess is the knocked up one and Ass is just pretending. Pete Wentz's vagina jizz can't make a baby! If Asshole's baby doesn't have a chin that sweeps the floor, we'll know who the real daddy and mommy is.
In other Ass news, UsWeekly reports that she's postponed her summer concer tour. Her rep said, "After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
Summer concert tour? Papa Joe is delusional! Where the hell was she planning on playing? Mini-mall parking lots and middle school cafeterias? The dumb bitch couldn't sell out my bathroom. Besides, there's already enough stinky shit in there. Badum-ching!
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Holy Moly, Ham for the camera much Jess? She's TOTALLY cupping her *own* belly in that other pic - after cupping sis's...she loves to work them paps, huh?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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She is absolutely fabulous, she has something special. She is like a chameleon, looks different in almost every pictures. :)
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Asslee & Pete's future child:
http://www.theworldthroughwoodeneyes.co.uk/assets/images/Punch.jpg
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Asshole and Pete think they are God's gift to the world and that makes me angry because they oh so clearly, are not.
Fallout Boy sucks, by the way. Pete needs to realize that.
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Submitted by MacKoroni on June 1, 2008 - 10:06pm.
AARG who taught Jessica the 'put your tongue behind your teeth when you smile for photos' thing?! WTF is THAT?!?!! It drives me nuts.
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It's supposed to minimize a double chin. Don't ask how I know that.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
You know I hate Asshole Simpson almost as much as I hate Lindsay Lohan, but I do like that red. It is wasted on her fug ass though.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
The mall thought the food court would be better utilized by the visiting chiropractor and the guy who wood burns addresses and names in tacky outdoors house plaques.
Both would generate more foot traffic than Ashee's sorry ass.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
AARG who taught Jessica the 'put your tongue behind your teeth when you smile for photos' thing?! WTF is THAT?!?!! It drives me nuts.
ah well, a couple that fake tans, dyes their hair and applies makeup together, stay together. Maybe their careers will tank and they will fade into a oblivion together too.
Ashlee & Wentz STILL IRK me... something about them ain't quite right!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I have a feeling this bitch will be delivering at Cedar Sinai around the same time as me. God I hate these bitches!
Go Lakers!!!
I have a feeling this bitch will be delivering at Cedar Sinai around the same time as me. God I hate these bitches!
Go Lakers!!!
Jessica has a man everything. In that main picture she looks like a UFC fighter in a dress.
Jessica has man hands!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
If Jessica traded hair with Ashlee, her transformation into Wynonna would almost be complete.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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jessica looks like she can out throw tony romo on the football field...
assley and pete are such an unattractive looking couple...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Doesn't look like he gets a hard on around her now does it? Or does he have a really small one?
OMG, ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Chinly Simpson and her one and only pose! Skank
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to dead actress...
I thought the gayelles just got the right to marry in california? surely that should cover ashlee and her emo "boi"? ;)
Joe to Asshole: "You know what would really make your career take off? Getting knocked up..."
I actually kind of like Ashlee's shoes...they make her legs look great.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
There ain't nothing taking up space inside Chestica's head, is there?
Don't look like it!
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Thanks to all for answering my question about Jessica and her shoe line.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Oh those shoes make me want to cut off her feet so she never wears them again or anything else for that matter...what the hell are those supposed to be anyway, and why did she pay so much for them!?!
Your face!
Looks like Jess is either pregnant or gaining weight like crazy. But then the dress could be 2 sizes too small. We'll never know and we won't care either way either...
Your face!
IN ASHLEE'S HEAD: Yes, you effing bitch. This is what happens when daddy doesn't meddle.
I think papa Joe did alot of meddling
~ Yes, the use of the 'z' is blatant douchebaggery. -HCw/Dbs ~
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 1, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Somebody get me Angelina's household gun (she keeps it in the breadbox right next to the Goldfish crackers) so I can shoot my head off.
ImpertinentVixen, please pistol whip me first before you do the deed.
Lordamighty, we're going to be hearing about this knocked up ho bag and her guyliner fey husband for six more long months.
Somebody get me Angelina's household gun (she keeps it in the breadbox right next to the Goldfish crackers) so I can shoot my head off.
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Submitted by waterbucket on June 1, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Yeah ashlee (whose idea was it to do away with the tradional 'y' and go with an extra 'e'? )also does the fake weird little girl voice some of these celebutards do- like Paris does..it's truly odd and creepy.
What exactly did Ashlee marry? Cause..Pete ain't what we women would call "a man."
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nothing says sexy like shoeties.
Shoe boots are in the same (hideous) realm as mules.
After drooling over the pictures of Hugh Jackman a few posts down, and then looking at the picture of Pete Wentz (top row, right), it's hard to believe they're actually the same species, let alone sex.
Ashlee has always had a better body than Jessica, IMO. She is leaner and in proportion, where Jess is short, with big boobs, and gains weight easily.
they both suck ass though
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
I see that Chestica has gone back for a second helping of worm lips. *sigh*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Her laugh is like nails on a chalkboard: http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_OuwiG0KDw
She does about 100 fake laughs in this video alone.
Speaking of dumdidumdum, I hope Aubrey O'Day is at the MTV awards. I can't get enough of this chick. I know I need serious counseling.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
There's just so much fakeness in Ashlee. I'm not even talking about her plastic surgeries. Her personality, her laugh, her smile, her attitude, everything is fake fake fake.
Submitted by TT99 on June 1, 2008 - 2:40pm.
IN JESSICA'S HEAD: Dumdidumdum.
IN ASHLEE'S HEAD: I got a husband!
IN JESSICA'S HEAD: This wasn't supposed to happen. I was the golden daughter. I was the pretty one. I got all the dance and singing lessons. You just get a nose job and husband AND a baby! WTF!
IN ASHLEE'S HEAD: Yes, you effing bitch. This is what happens when daddy doesn't meddle.
IN PUBLIC, IN UNISON: "Smile!"
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Is this bitch giving birth in her chin, because it looks more bigger than her stomach?
These two are the most talentless pieces of crap I have ever seen - besides the Olsen twins. And did you see Ashley's picture in Us this week romping on the beach in a bikini. Man alive, does that chick know what she looks like in a bikini? She should spare the public and cover up that unsightly mess. And it ain't because she is prego...
I am SO rich right now.....I also have a CD player, AND an Ipod.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 2:12pm.
You have DVD? God, I wish I were rich...
hahahahha Sheeps.....oooh...MTV awards, I have my DVR set, just in case I fall asleep...wouldn't want to miss it!
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Well, the Valley often smells like burnt rubber so I can't tell.
I just see some general haziness--but you can't tell that, either.
I'll be faithfully watching the MTV awards tonite anyway, because they're not likely to be on again.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 1, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Unless the Simpson sisters kick their creepy, obnoxious, pervert PIMP-Daddy to the curb, their careers (what little is left) is circling the toilet.
True, but since neither of them has a speck of talent, and are not that easy on the eyes, I think their respective careers are already mid-swirl. Thank God!
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