Who's The Pregnant One Again?
I know Asshole's the one carrying eyeliner baby, but Jessica looks like she's holding something too. That dress from the Angelina Jolie maternity collection isn't helping either. Seriously, Jess is the knocked up one and Ass is just pretending. Pete Wentz's vagina jizz can't make a baby! If Asshole's baby doesn't have a chin that sweeps the floor, we'll know who the real daddy and mommy is.
In other Ass news, UsWeekly reports that she's postponed her summer concer tour. Her rep said, "After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
Summer concert tour? Papa Joe is delusional! Where the hell was she planning on playing? Mini-mall parking lots and middle school cafeterias? The dumb bitch couldn't sell out my bathroom. Besides, there's already enough stinky shit in there. Badum-ching!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
To keep their foreskins from flopping over their heads.
Unless the Simpson sisters kick their creepy, obnoxious, pervert PIMP-Daddy to the curb, their careers (what little is left) is circling the toilet.
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Is little ape boy sporting a comb over? Ewwww.
I don't think Ashlee looks bad, she's actually kinda cute. Oh well.
In all fairness, I have seen pics where Jess was wearing her own shoes out and about...not at some promotional event. The only reason I recognized them is because I own several pairs of her shoes. I LOATHE this family, but her shoes are cute and moderately priced.
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well then, STOP giving this family your money, and maybe they will go away. I admit, some of her shoes are very cute, but refuse to give this family one PENNY of my money.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
why is jessica petting ashlee's tummy? I just read she did this even in the wedding photos! but here it just calls attention to the fact ash's tummy looks flatter than jess's. maybe jess is just having a fat day. it happens.
now that ash has her nose fixed she is prettier than jess. I think she is better with styling choices.
did fall out boy break up? don't they have something for pete to do?
Submitted by Sayonara on June 1, 2008 - 3:14pm.
How come we never see Jessica or Ashlee wearing shoes from the Jessica Simpson shoe line?
In all fairness, I have seen pics where Jess was wearing her own shoes out and about...not at some promotional event. The only reason I recognized them is because I own several pairs of her shoes. I LOATHE this family, but her shoes are cute and moderately priced.
Ashlee is obnoxious and doesn't even look preg. It's gross how her sister is patting her non-existent belly. Publicity whores...all of them.
Pete Wentz is an egotistical emo midget.
What'swiththeseovershadowedyounger(andugly)sistersgettingknockedupand thenhavingashotgunweddingstotryandcoverupthebastardtizationoftheirspawns?
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Has Jessica done something to her face again--like REALLY recently? Like a frickin eye lift?!
I know she's always been messing with her face, but lately she looks totally different. Like a mix of Hillary Duff, JLo, Ashley Olsen, and a linebacker!
Wtf? She used to be naturally sexy and pretty. So sad that Papa Joe messes with her like that. Papa Joe is the new Joe Jackson.
keane, go to www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
there is plenty of Jess there, as well as many others you may not have known....
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Submitted by harlee25 on June 1, 2008 - 3:33pm.
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Actually, Ashley DOES have a baby bump. I saw her wedding pictures in People mag and Jessica had her hand on Ashley's very visible belly. This dress she has on in this picture is black (so it's slimming) and has tiers so your attention is drawn away from her stomach. She looks really good here surprisingly.
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PSL - yeah I defo agree that the nose job was a very wise move on Ashlee's part - the old one was ginormous and stopped her looking remotely feminine. I think they went slightly overboard on it though - she looks like a totally different person - and its made her chin look even bigger. Would not be surprised if she got her chin done sometime with all the unflattering photos of her being taken right now.
Didn't know Jessics had had anything done to her face? Although I suspected a slight and much more subtle nose job with her. What's she had done does anyone know?
Jessica is so jealous of her sister, you can't but notice it on her face.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 1, 2008 - 7:55pm.
My prediction: the baby will look like Jay Leno.
How could it not?
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LMAO, exactly!
And his pants!??!! bwahahahahaha!
Vivian, Jessica is very short, so 5 lbs shows on her pretty fast......
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Its hard to believe Pete has the sperm to knock anyone up, but then its equally hard to believe Jessica has enough womaness to ever get pregnant herself. Perhaps Jessica is the father and they're keeping it in the family as Papa Joe no doubt wants?
Geez, Jessica can pack on the weight fast eh? Must be sympathy weight....sympathy for herself that is. Jessica and Pete will have a very pretty baby though.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 1, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 1, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Neither of them should be allowed to bring harmless children into that family.
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Too late! I am sure that Papa Joe is already making career plans for the baby as we speak.
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It's not too late, Ashlee could always accidentally fall down the stairs, or drown in the bath, or fall of a cliff...accidentally of course.
She better not have a daughter. Papa Joe will be all over the poor thing in seconds. A boy stands better chance of escaping Papa Joe.
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Submitted by Sayonara on June 1, 2008 - 12:14pm.
How come we never see Jessica or Ashlee wearing shoes from the Jessica Simpson shoe line?
They have too much dignity and taste.
isnt she 4 months along already? She has absolutely no bump
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Lord, they're going to milk Asshole's pregnancy for every penny that their molesting Pappy can get.
Sayonara, Jessica got sued last year, because she has a denim line out, and when she was asked what jeans were her favorite brand, she said "True Religion".
DUH.
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Guns don't kill people, idiot b-rated movie actors who try to live their lives vicariously through their lame arsed movies kill people.
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Sayonara on June 1, 2008 - 2:14pm.
How come we never see Jessica or Ashlee wearing shoes from the Jessica Simpson shoe line?
- They would clash with the emanating purity these two give off.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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They both need to fade away.
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How come we never see Jessica or Ashlee wearing shoes from the Jessica Simpson shoe line?
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 1, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Neither of them should be allowed to bring harmless children into that family.
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Too late! I am sure that Papa Joe is already making career plans for the baby as we speak.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Actually in that last shot Jessica looks like McCain's wife. But older.
Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Hi Sayonara! Doing well, thank you! How are you?
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"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I cannot stand those nasty plastic smiles these two fugs were trained to put on for cameras. And I disagree with some of the commenters here, Jessica is one ugly, thick (in body and in mind) little midget, I don't see how any man could not lose his hardon by catching sight of that mug.
Hi Sayonara! Doing well, thank you! How are you?
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In Spanish they call them "brinca charcos" which translates to "puddle jumpers"
While I realize that much of the USA has been under flood watch due to storms, I am not understanding why Pete Wentz has the need to wear high water pants.
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Her rep said, "After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
And I'm sure all six of those people excited about the tour are devastated.
The smiley, tilty head sister shots.
SICK OF THEM.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Neither of them should be allowed to bring harmless children into that family.
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At least for once I don't have to see Jessica's tonsils in a photo.
Jessica always looks a bit Cherokee or something, she just has that look, and everyone I ever met from Texas eventually gets around to telling you their famlily tree is part Native American. NoseJob also had that look, then had it removed.
just a thought.....
I'll be a large that within 5 years the little imp that Asshole shits out will:
a) Have plastic surgery
b) Will be taking lip synching lessons
c) Will be pimped out by Grandpa Joe to star in
a reality show or
d) All the above
Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Nice high-waters, Pete. You'd get your pansy ass kicked for wearing those anywhere but Hollywood. WEST Hollywood.
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When I look at Jessica Simpson all I see is her creepy father. They have the same face. blech.
I'm sitting here looking at the picture of these two and asking myself "What the fuck did these two ever do to become famous". Let's see, they have big tits, neither can sing or act, their dad's a pimp - so I guess that's it, they have big tits! What the fuck is wrong with this picture?
i'll say it.. I'm rooting for these "Twentz" -twits- to work out... theyre the less annoying couple to me.
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Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 10:58am.
Nice high-waters, Pete. You'd get your pansy ass kicked for wearing those anywhere but Hollywood. WEST Hollywood.
Hahaha. We used to call pants that short clam-diggers. I can't believe she married this douche.
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Bad weave alert on Jessica!! Seriously, that's horrendous.
Since Asshole had her nose job, she's actually the prettier of the two now. Jessica looks manish in the face.
Jessica Simpson looks really thick. Well, she has been looking like that for a while.
I honestly don't care about the Simpsons.
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Is Pete a woman? No, seriously...
What's that syndrome where a person believes herself to be pregnant to the point where she starts actually showing signs of pregnancy? (Totally saw that on an episode of CSI). I think ol' Jess has that.
You can practically see Jessica thinking "if I put my hand here and make it look like I'm preggers too, they picture-taking guys will talk about MEEEEEEE and Papa Joe will love me once again. Ahhhhh...papa joe, I love you so..."
Talentles oxygen thief or not, I would bust out my strap-on and fuck Asshole's pregnant chichis off -- but only if she flipped that dress up over her head to hide the fake ginge. Ginges turn me off. Jessica, though, has donned that maternity dress to camouflage the beer pudge. I'm sure she acquired it just to keep people's vague interest in a possible pregnancy; you know that slut would be working on her fitness if anyone still thought she was hot. Another career built on boners and destroyed by Dr. Lips'n'tits.
Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 11:11am.
I hope this fire doesn't affect our spring-fresh air quality or traffic on the 101.
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Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 11:06am.
Was it "Enter Mr. Sandman"?
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Hahah! No, it was "Don't sit under the apple tree....with a smelly old jar of pee"
PSL: stay inside and smoke instead. Same difference. ;)
Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 11:06am.
Was it "Enter Mr. Sandman"?
Cum bubble right back atcha.
Aphid...cumbubble! hehehhehe
ok, now I am going outside, maybe I can breathe some nice, fresh smoky air......
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Guns don't kill people, idiot b-rated movie actors who try to live their lives vicariously through their lame arsed movies kill people.
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