Who's The Pregnant One Again?
I know Asshole's the one carrying eyeliner baby, but Jessica looks like she's holding something too. That dress from the Angelina Jolie maternity collection isn't helping either. Seriously, Jess is the knocked up one and Ass is just pretending. Pete Wentz's vagina jizz can't make a baby! If Asshole's baby doesn't have a chin that sweeps the floor, we'll know who the real daddy and mommy is.
In other Ass news, UsWeekly reports that she's postponed her summer concer tour. Her rep said, "After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
Summer concert tour? Papa Joe is delusional! Where the hell was she planning on playing? Mini-mall parking lots and middle school cafeterias? The dumb bitch couldn't sell out my bathroom. Besides, there's already enough stinky shit in there. Badum-ching!
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PSL and Sheeps: LOL! The show was great. They debuted a song I helped write, I totally forgot they were going to, and it turned out great. :)
OT: I think I spot a cum bubble on Pete's face!
I can't believe she cancelled her tour, now my local High School will have to find someone else to open for Carrottop.
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Ashlee got surgery and it was the smartest thing she's ever done.
Jessica has been messing with her face for years, and it is stupid...she didn't need any work.
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MY GWAD!! Their chins in the 6th thumbnail are SCARY!!!
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I have always really liked Jessica and think she's gorge (I know, I am teased remorselessly for this), but have always thought Ash was a munter. However, in this shot I would say Ash = really pretty, Jess = not so much. Have they been the subject of some type of secret government sibling reverse hotness experiment? Could someone please confirm this as I've long suspected these things go on...
Time for Romo to pull the Hail Mary.
Hey Aphid! Pete would get his ass kicked anywhere....lol
How was the show? Did they play "Mr Sandman"? Was it a hip crowd, rather than a hip-replacement crowd?
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Guns don't kill people, idiot b-rated movie actors who try to live their lives vicariously through their lame arsed movies kill people.
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Submitted by Aphid on June 1, 2008 - 10:58am.
Nice high-waters, Pete. You'd get your pansy ass kicked for wearing those anywhere but Hollywood. WEST Hollywood.
hahahaha. Morning! How was the show--in HOLLYWOOD?
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 1, 2008 - 1:55pm.
My prediction: the baby will look like Jay Leno.
Her chin actually sticks out further than her nose.
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don't shoot me but I think Jessica is pretty
but she has no brain
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
That's totally ruined my summer..
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Nice high-waters, Pete. You'd get your pansy ass kicked for wearing those anywhere but Hollywood. WEST Hollywood.
Breaking Snooze:
Ashlee is wearing granny earrings.
Jessica's "Douglas" chin is taking over the world.
Baby on board.
Maybe.
My prediction: the baby will look like Jay Leno.
How could it not?
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BULLSHIT.
Perez reported that her concert tix weren't SELLING, which is why they came up with this crap.
Speaking of crap, Jess looks like hell here....where is her neck?
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Guns don't kill people, idiot b-rated movie actors who try to live their lives vicariously through their lame arsed movies kill people.
-Thornhill 6/01/08
I take that back, just got a look at Ashlee's face. Not a pretty site.
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She will be back to "rock in the furture"? When has she ever "Rocked" to begin with? I bet concert promoters everwhere are just crushed by this news!?
Put a dollar sign on your stomach for fuck sake and get it over with.
You're totally right, Jess looks like the pregnant one. Ashlee looks great.
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