We All Know What Liv Tyler Is Thinking

Jesus. Dita Von Teese wants her look back.

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Wow... Rumer actually looks quite pretty here! The goth look works for her, he should keep it.

I feel so bad for her. She didn't choose to be born with a big chin, and she gets nothing but shit for it. It's like making fun of retarded kids for being born retarded. Leave her alone already, make fun of someone who CHOOSES to look bad, like Penis Hilton.

What's that I smell? Oh, it just DESPERATION. It must be the scent that Rumer will next try to bottle and sell, because the faux celeb/singer/ porn star thing just isn't working.
Get a clue, potato head. Remember after a while when your mom could not buy a job? Yeah, me, too. That's you full time 24/7. After awhile those courtesy gigs are going to dry up.
Please leave the building gracefully and do not come back. Blah, does she just keep stealing Ashton's invites?

Submitted by Pootie on June 2, 2008 - 6:46am.
I think the same thing every time I see those Demi/Bruce kids...What the hell happened? Why, why, why? How could they have come out looking that odd?
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I know. They are all weird looking, especially the turtle-headed middle one. She's even stranger looking than Rumer...Scout I think it is.

Just goes to show you, engineered genetics are unpredictable. Two good-looking people does not always equal good-looking kids.

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Submitted by James Haven on June 1, 2008 - 10:34pm.

If you ask James Haven, she was explainin' Cindy Crawford circa 1993, but that ain't happenin'. James Haven tried to calmly tell Rumer that she was, well, unfortunate looking and that the best he could do was Bruce Willis circa 1986.

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That was hilarious! Thanks for my first laugh of the day, James!

And now that I'm taking a closer look, I'm agreeing with the poster who said that Liv Tyler is beginning to morph into Hillary Swank.

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WTF. That poor, poor girl!

...........Liv. ...that she has to look at that yukon gold masher.

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I think the same thing every time I see those Demi/Bruce kids...What the hell happened? Why, why, why? How could they have come out looking that odd?

Liv looks hot!

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Why, OH, WHY is this hideous spawn being shoved down our throats?! Yank the spud OFF the guest list and don't post her picture. Are you trying to break our computers?! Sorry, but Demi and Bruce (and Ashton) COMBINED aren't powerful enough to make an entertainment career for this disturbingly unattractive and obnoxious tater. The public shouldn't stand for it! People, she dropped out of USC and is MAKING MONEY off of prancing around for the cameras, hurting our eyes and bewildering the minds. Stop the Madness!

Sheesh, what a random bunch of looney tunes invited to a low rent event. :P
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If Roooomer Willis and Wonky McValtrex were at the MTV awards, i'm glad I didn't bother to watch.

Liv, always liked her. Very classy. A striking beauty. And anybody that was in The Lord of the Rings makes me geek out like giddy school girl!

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I've never found Liv Tyler attractive, and this dress looks like she's wearing someone's worn-out vagina. I hate to say it, but in a couple of these shots, Potato Head almost looks fuckable. Almost! At least she got her mother's body; bitch is infinitely brown-baggable.

Liv is just beautiful. And to show that I can find anything good that can be found...Rumor does have perfect, beautiful skin and unusual but pretty eye color.

I must need new glasses if the woman in the pinkish dress is Liv Tyler!! I thought it was Hillary Swank.

ah, you're right..I take it back. She's def fug.

She's already had her jaw fixed. It's looks much better, non?

I just looked at gettyimages and there are loads of pictures of her standing next to credible people. How much did this bitch pay them?

Yuck and yuck. Both of them look gross but I have to say Rumer actually looks better made up than Ms. Tyler. WTFHOE is Liv wearing? A pink hefty bag? Is she pregnant? That dress is just horrendous.

I don't think Tater Head looks too bad here. If only she didn't have that big ol' chin, she would have a nicely unique face. I'm sure it's frustrating when you have just that one feature that keeps you from being cute. Is there such thing as chinoplasty?

As for Liv, she's cute but I never noticed before that she is a big-boned gal. In the thumbnail I thought she was Alanis.

One thing she does have is really pretty eyes. The color is really different.

Rumer shouldn't stand next to women like Liv Tyler. It only magnifies her tranny-tastic features.

Damn I'd like to know what bronzer Liv is using, really nice colour, not orange. or may be it's that she doesn't have 5 layers of it on.

Rumour is same old fug on the top right hand photo...I will never get over that chin.

wildchild:

don't be fooled by the darkened hair dress and makeup. rumor is ugly.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

You know after looking at the photos again, I really don't think she's THAT ugly. If she could have a chin reduction, mole removal, lip collagen, nose widening, nostril realignment and maybe bigger eyeballs, she really wouldn't be that bad..

Actually, Liv is probably stoned. She's excited because she thinks she just caught a giant, fried tater.

*LOL...silly MK..

I've always liked liv. even if she's not that great looking she's real, unpretentious and very classy.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Liv Tyler looks fantastic! Rumer just NEVER looks right to me... no matter HOW MUCH she makes herself up!

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Tater should do like Maria Shriver did and get that jawbone reduction surgery thingie they do on male-to-female transsexuals.

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"Liv's face is long and she has a good-sized chin too, but look at how a flattering haircut makes all the difference. The length of her face is minimized and she looks gorgeous."
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That's basically what I was gonna say. Liv has a longish face shape too, but not at the behemoth proportions that Rumer is stuck with.

Hay james:

tell angie not to be uspet about me using her son's picture for my avie it's just so cute and i just had to use it. i hope maddox grows up to be a famous comedian!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Nothing can cover Taters fug,she needs a good plastic surgeon asap

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Submitted by James Haven on June 1, 2008 - 10:34pm.

James, where you invited to the MTV awards?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 11:01pm.

Hello Manny! How are you?

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

Submitted by James Haven on June 1, 2008 - 10:34pm.
James Haven feels bad for Rumer (even though, if you recall, she stole his glasses). Rumer asked James Haven to "make her pretty for MTV". He told her he would do the best he could do, but she can't expect miracles, cause he ain't Jesus!

Hey James,
Demi and Bruce must have been looking the other way when Rumer was growing up and her head would not stop expanding.LOL

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Ok, I really want to see "The Strangers".

I see Rumroid finally got to work those Golden Globe extensions.

Why am I craving a baked potato?

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idaho potato is looking better and better.

Liv's face is long and she has a good-sized chin too, but look at how a flattering haircut makes all the difference. The length of her face is minimized and she looks gorgeous.

Rumer needs a shorter cut with lighter bangs to frame her face. She seems to choose the worst possible hairstyles for herself, but she's still young. It takes awhile to find what works for you and what doesn't.

it's probably me, but i think Rumer looks EXACTLY like demi pre-surgery but with a slightly rounder face...in the first pic i think she looks pretty! she should insist they only take her pic from the side at an angle! makes her face look slimmer and her chin not so prominant!

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James Haven feels bad for Rumer (even though, if you recall, she stole his glasses). Rumer asked James Haven to "make her pretty for MTV". He told her he would do the best he could do, but she can't expect miracles, cause he ain't Jesus!

Rumer arrives on time for her makeover. She really is a homely girl, sad. To make things worse, she has some sort of lisp and sprays spit when she speaks. This time, James Haven was prepared (it's very embarrassing to wipe your face while someone is speaking to you, so James Haven would just stand there dripping in spit until Rumer turned her back).

James Haven put on goggles and proceeded to listen to Rumer as she explained how she wanted to look. If you ask James Haven, she was explainin' Cindy Crawford circa 1993, but that ain't happenin'. James Haven tried to calmly tell Rumer that she was, well, unfortunate looking and that the best he could do was Bruce Willis circa 1986. Well, the bitch went wild! Throwing MaryKay makeup all over the place! James Haven had to call security! Rumer was taken out in Mad's handcuffs. James Haven heard she went to the makeup counter at Neiman Marcus. Those bitches don't know how to apply makeup and the look on Liv's face says it all!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

Is it just me or does Potato Head's dress look like the white one Kim K was wearing recently? Butt pads anyone?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 10:22pm.
d.a., you can have the rest of my stash....it's purely a "green" night over here....lol
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Thanks, love. *popping cap off drink*

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 10:18pm.
After 4 Zimas, she would have the same level of brain activity as a table.
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LOL! I guess hanging out at a bar and drinking half the stash in the high dollar liquor room has allowed me to build quite a tolerance. Zimas are like soft drinks to me.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
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d.a., you can have the rest of my stash....it's purely a "green" night over here....lol

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 10:15pm.

After 4 Zimas, she would have the same level of brain activity as a table.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 10:09pm.
I just hope PSL doesn't find you stealing her stash, that's almost a 3 year supply you downed there.
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*whispering* I won't tell...if you won't tell. *wink* Of course, it takes more than four Zimas to get me to dance on a table. lol

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 10:07pm.

I just hope PSL doesn't find you stealing her stash, that's almost a 3 year supply you downed there.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.
I'm well, and you?
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I'm on my fourth Zima. Things are starting to get a little fuzzy. j/k

ON T:
Liv is thinking: "No two ways about it..bitch is ugly"

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
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