Sunday, June 1st 2008
We All Know What Liv Tyler Is Thinking
Liv Tyler deserves at least 100 of those cheap ass MTV Movie Award popcorns for holding her smile while standing that close to Rumer Willis. Liv is a nice woman, so she's thinking, "Hmmm....interesting." Actually, Liv is probably stoned. She's excited because she thinks she just caught a giant, fried tater.
Here's Liv with Tater Head at the MTV Movie Awards tonight.
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Submitted by Pernicious on June 1, 2008 - 8:07pm.
I never thought I'd say this, but Rumer's shit makes Diddy's mother's weave look hot. She needs to do herself a favour and only pose next to Tori Spelling (preferrably holding her child) because only then will people think of her as the pretty one (maybe).
LOL! So true.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.
hey, dahlin'!.. *kiss on palm*.. gotta go out for milk and ice, be back in a lil' bit
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We'll see you later, sweetheart. I'm in and out myself. Paperwork and Baby Lola playtime. lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
hey, dahlin'!.. *kiss on palm*.. gotta go out for milk and ice, be back in a lil' bit
OT: IMO Liv isn't a prize either but, at least she ain't a vegetable
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:58pm.
I'm well, and you?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 9:53pm.
No, that's hand lotion.
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Oh! Okay, I was not ready for that! LMAO!
How are you this evening, TV?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 9:53pm.
hold the derringer! the monkey's used to it!
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*slowly lifting hand away from derringer under garter belt* *lowering skirt...slightly* Hello, Mr. Man. *glaring at TV*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:51pm.
No, that's hand lotion.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:51pm.
hold the derringer! the monkey's used to it!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 9:25pm.
*smack* Bad monkey! Bad, bad monkey!!
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Did you just smack the monkey?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Will Ashton ever air that "Pop Fiction" episode? This dude must be sick of falsies, putty make-up, and squeezing into those gowns. Must be saving all the footage for sweeps week - Ashton may steal from Dustin Hoffman's "Tootsie" and have Rumer do the big reveal on E! live.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.Is she single now? Just curious.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 9:25pm.
*smack* Bad monkey! Bad, bad monkey!!
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*flies through the air* *falls face down* *sock monkey tail twisting in the wind*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Why was Rumer even at the show? Was she nominated for anything at all?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I love Liv. She can do no wrong. Ever!
Could it somehow be possible that Rumer looks better in person and just doesn't photograph well? I don't know what can be done with that chin.
*smack* Bad monkey! Bad, bad monkey!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Liv is thinking -
"Holy Fuck! I've heard rumers (pun intended). It is true! Bitch has a HUGE head. HUGE, I say!"
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
and the hell with this Dayne Johnson bullshit?!?!
there is a reason why I like the fact that this guy was called the Rock! Now he looks all skinny and shit *grumbles* I'd still hit it but DAYUM!
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yeah, I said it! what?
...ummm, that is a MANnequin!
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yeah, I said it! what?
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yeah now I can crack on the MTV Awards right?
Will Smith is a tall dude, and Charlize Theron is taller tham him?
Adam Sandler is as tall as Tom Cruise?
Sarah Jessica Parker is as tall as Jennifer Hudson's breasts?
Johnny Depp is HOT HAWT HWAT with his back to 21 Jump Street do!
oh yeah, this show is wicked lame! LMAO
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
I don´t think Rumer is ugly, she has kind of an interesting face... But she really needs to get over herself, who the hell does she think she is? It´s become ridiculous how much media attention people like her, who have accomplished nothing, are getting.
Liv looks absolutely gorgeous, seems like she´s enjoying her newfound freedom...
Does this qualify as the mullet of 2008?
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Rumer needs to go away....I don't even want to THINK about the inevitable "sex tape scandal" and chocha shots that are comming around the bend. *cries*
LIV TYLER FTW!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I never thought I'd say this, but Rumer's shit makes Diddy's mother's weave look hot. She needs to do herself a favour and only pose next to Tori Spelling (preferrably holding her child) because only then will people think of her as the pretty one (maybe).
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
OMG, OMG, I swear to bejesus from the neck up, before I scrolled down and saw the lack of prison tats, I thought that was Liv Tyler and KAT VON SLEEZE. Wow.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I see Rumer is still pretending like she's a celebrity. I mean, at least when Phoebe Price does it, it's sort of endearing in a pathetic sort of way. With Rumer, I just feel embarrassed for her. Go home, sugar. Nobody cares who your parents are.
Liv is thinking -
"How much dead horse hair is this bitch wearing? Fuck!"
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Liv Tyler is truly and naturally beautiful. People should watch Stealing Beauty to appreciate her at her height of beauty.
Rumer needs to start on the cosmetic surgery, STAT.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Liv is thinking that she could make thousands of french fries with Rumers head.
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I like them french fried potaters.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I just want to say that I never thought she had as good a body as she does. I guess her head threw me off. but hell, with a body like that I would do her in a second.
Liv is thinking -
"TGIF Potato Skins....yummmm.."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Liv is thinking that she could make thousands of french fries with Rumers head.
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Liv is thinking, "Thank God I got the good genes"
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
LIV ROCKS (and is probably high as a kite). Which is why I love her!
I hate this bitch! She is as much as a nobody as I am! What the hell are her accomplishments??? I hate people who are famous for the sake of it! At least Paris Hilton, go strike me down for this, has made herself a one woman industry, no matter how sleazy. But this press whore? WTF man!
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Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Liv's probably uber-high and thinking she's at Madame Tussaud's. "Who's this supposed to be? Whoever it is, the artist didn't do a good job, 'cause she's fucked up lookin'!"
I said it before and i will say it again. mike your a wicked bastard but i love you. rumor's dress is nice but she's still ugly.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I don't like Liv Tyler's dress, but she seems like a nice person.
I just feel sorry for Rumer and that chin. She should become friends with Jennifer A. and Jay Leno; they would have a lot to talk about.
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Inside Liv's head:
"I'm more than happy to stand next to Potato Head for this photo op. It makes me that much more beautiful."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Rumer looks so smug, as always. Honey, you really can't afford to be smug- especially when you are standing next to Liv Tyler.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Rumer almost looks like Kat Von D minus the facial ink
beauty and the beast....
I really like Liv Tyler. She's a beautiful girl, and seems so down-to-earth. I hope that's the truth, and that she's not really a bitch.
I am so sick of seeing Rumer everywhere.
Live Tyler looks so pretty- I love that color on her.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
"she just caught a giant, fried tater."
And there goes my piss. Thanks MK!
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