Sunday, June 1st 2008
Looking Hot?
Licking SamRo's gigantic clit agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Ok, I don't know for a fact that SamRo is hung in the clit department, but I have a feeling. She has that cocky smirk about her. Anyway, Lezzy doesn't look like a 45-year-old cocktail waitress for once. She looks like a 35-year-old cocktail waitress. Hey, that's an upgrade!
Here's Lezzy at tonight's MTV Movie Awards. Is she wearing suede napkins? I also hope she's wearing squirrel covers under there, because a slight wind will expose SamRo's favorite box of peppers.
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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It's Barney!
She's looking a bit anorexic again (esp. in the last pic) , but she looks a whole helluva lot better with out the orange oil. She's definitely on the Cynthia Nixon plan for career and face rejuvenation. The more butch their girlfriends, the hotter they become. I guess the butch ones make you feel like a real woman. hmmmmmmmmmmm
That is one freckley whore.
Blowhan should ditch the blond. And by blond, I mean Sammy Ronson.
Well hell, at least her armpit looks normal...
Think not, bitch is skank no matter what she does for looks.
Man I'm almost 50 and I don't have the wrinkles in my neck that she does!
She'd look ten years younger if she'd just COLOR HER HAIR back the way it used to be, that pretty darker red shade.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
Looking hot? Definitely NOT
The only thing she has going for her is beautiful eyes and big juggs. Her body is mushy
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She can't just leave it alone with the fake tanner, can she? Even when she goes "natural" with freckles out. Bitch looks like she contoured her body with a day glo orange hi-lighter.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
When is someone going to tell this girl, that her washed out blonde shit does not look good on her. SHE LOOKED her best in Mean Girls with a lil more meat and DEEP RED hair. A million times better.
She looks so trashed out. SOOOOO trashed out....
to mel tang....
that guy was her "driver/bodyguard". I love how dina goes and tells this one and that one at the party she has to call home due to a fire. I would be on the phone as I ran to the car to go home stat.
and we find out that ali has asthma as well.
I was kind of surprised the kids didn't take their pets outside.
I know white oprah can't help that this occurred on her "one night out", but she could have covered up the rearview when she was going to kiss her sleeping kiddies after she finally rolled in!
hm.. where did lindsay get her wild ways...??
how does one so young get so many layers of skank on her that it becomes permanent?
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she is really beautiful!
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lol...this is a bit off topic, but not much.
I watched that Living Hohan crap yesterday, and I love the part where Dina is acting like a hor at some business party, and random dude comes up to tell her that her kids are calling him and crying, saying their house is on fire. Dina got her trademark "What the fuck do these kids need from me now" look. They totally interrupted her hor time. LMAO
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She looks better without all of that tan crap on her.
However, I don't think she will ever look 'hot' again. She used to be really pretty with the red hair and a little more weight.
But the ano/bleach truck stop hooker look doesn't suit her well.
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Submitted by Anon1234 on June 1, 2008 - 10:14pm.
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If we want venom we can skip right over to Perez. Venom doesn't require any brainpower just a hateful personality & jealousy issues (Refer again to Perez) MK is witty, snarky and generally ironic - qualities that require intelligence, a sense of humor and a good command of the English language.
MK don't change.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by islandgirl on June 1, 2008 - 10:44pm.
I aim to please...
and before I get complaints from Tigerlils, here's one for her:
DIE, CHUCKYFACE, DIE!!!
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
Yes, she is looking pretty good except for the crappy colour of hair. It makes her look like a hockey wife. That's not good: roots visible, no distinguishable shade of blonde...just looks like many trips were made to the salon in the past few weeks and this is the result.
This has got to be the first time I actually find her half decent in pics.
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I think she looks really good. Her best in ages. Come on, people!
I thought Phoebe had copyrighted both of those looks?
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 2, 2008 - 2:17am.
She will always be a worthless freckled cuntflap to me.
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HAHAHA!! See, this is why you've been missed. I've been having "worthless freckled cuntflap" withdrawals. Priceless. :)
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WOW she probably got a stylist, she looks ten years younger than usual. Female cum does a body good!
Your face!
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
She will always be a worthless freckled cuntflap to me.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
those freckled thighs are a little thick for my taste.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
I'm surprised she's not outside Universal Studios, giving out free rides to all the disappointed theme park guests.
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She does look a bit better, I think. The reddish tint to the hair suits her... even if it is a shade or two too light. The dress is fucking ridiculous though.
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Lindz looks quite good for someone who drinks & drugs 24/7!
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She's just an average-looking girl with a good hairstylist and makeup artist.
all rumors were squashed when SamRo's hooha started blowing smoke rings
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
This is an upgrade, but this is as good as she gets.
Her body is too dumpy for that dress.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 1, 2008 - 10:53pm.
dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:49pm.
She'll be snorting coke off Sam's thighs before the night is over. Trust.
- And trying to explain muff burn on her chin tomorrow. Hope her asthma doesn't kick up again.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 11:26pm.
hey, hey!... she may be there to remind people to take their trash out... or, hell... to recycle
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Paris is at the movie awards to accept the award for "Most Pathetic Attempt To Buy Yourself A Movie Career".
And also to make sure that everyone there had something to take home.
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Still not hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks good but what was she thinking wearing that dress?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 9:49pm.
She'll be snorting coke off Sam's thighs before the night is over. Trust.
- And trying to explain muff burn on her chin tomorrow. Hope her asthma doesn't kick up again.
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She'll be snorting coke off Sam's thighs before the night is over. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Didn't White Okra say Hohan was sick and in the hospital? Damn, who knew cootchie-juice could heal the sick? Jesus is gonna be mad.
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Why the fuck was she invited and where was the Chanel PR Girl to deny her entrance?
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Well.... She needs to lose the frown.... it might be her signature "look", but it only makes her look like some dumbass who's trying to puzzle out a simple math problem. To me, it always looks like she's trying to figure out what 20% is on her fucking bar tab.....
I think she's hot, but she needs to bring back the ginge, and drop her hemline six inches to hide those thighs.
Whatever she's doing, it's working. She looks much better. Though, I don't think it's genetically possible for anything that has come out of Dina Lohan to be truly "hot".
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The formula for a better looking LiLo:
Lose the spray tan and blond hair
Stick with the coke and the snatch.
Fuck, I should be a life coach/stylist!
nope...lilo still looks 45...
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I dont think she looks all that bad but damn she needs to fire her stylist.