Sunday, June 1st 2008
Looking Hot?
Licking SamRo's gigantic clit agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Ok, I don't know for a fact that SamRo is hung in the clit department, but I have a feeling. She has that cocky smirk about her. Anyway, Lezzy doesn't look like a 45-year-old cocktail waitress for once. She looks like a 35-year-old cocktail waitress. Hey, that's an upgrade!
Here's Lezzy at tonight's MTV Movie Awards. Is she wearing suede napkins? I also hope she's wearing squirrel covers under there, because a slight wind will expose SamRo's favorite box of peppers.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by S_G on June 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Agreed. The judge that sent her to jail should be appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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I have a poster of that Judge over my bed...
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Mk,
You are slipping. Your comments used to be so much more sarcastic/venom filled. Now, you are starting to sound like an old disgruntled woman. I love Dlisted. Don't change.
Submitted by rook on June 2, 2008 - 3:11am.
i miss early happy lohan! now every pic she's making the "WTF?" face. she's too young to look so pissed off.
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She probably looks pissed of because she knows no one is desprate enough to shag her.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
i miss early happy lohan! now every pic she's making the "WTF?" face. she's too young to look so pissed off.
Submitted by S_G on June 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Damn, I miss the good old days.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by S_G on June 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Agreed. The judge that sent her to jail should be appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Isn't she just adorable? Cough, cough, spit.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Lilo was every bit the abashed amateur on stage... showing her true colors .... but I will say the entire MTV 2008 MA show rocked. It was a blast. (unheard of for "awards shows")
Academy Awards - take note - or be witness to your extinction. Thank God for rock n' roll, hip hop, and never ending youth...
MTV movie awards time already???
You know what that means? It is almost the 1 year anniversary of Paris Hilton going to jail!
I remember Paris made an appearance at the awards last year, and soon after she turned herself in to the clink.
It should be a national holiday!
If only she could go to jail every year!
She's stale. She's ruined for sure. Good mom job, Dina.
Nice pinpoint pupils...Any great opiate will do that for you. Shes a lying whore sack of shit...
She never quit the pills.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 1, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Mama Lohan is watching this relationship very carefully. If Hohan walks, Mama Lohan will step up the plate, get on her knees and cash in.
Gotta go..BF's making din din and I'm in charge of slicing the cucumbers. *wagging eyebrows* LOL
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by fulgora77 on June 1, 2008 - 9:37pm.
There is something very wrong with her arm/hand in the last thumbnail. Yikes.
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She's suffering from carpal tunnel after years of giving all those hand jobs.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 6:37pm.
I don't think she qualifies as a lesbian, Sam Ronson is manlier than Pete Wentz and the Maddens combined, and they're supposedly male.
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hahahhahhaa.....very good point.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Her fuck me pumps should be pointing straight up!
oh, they will be, Man5!... i think she has extra work as a duel sundial
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Mine knows all about the nudie pics, and thinks Vanessa's a slut.....lol
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Sam gave her just enough money to get her to this gig. But the bitch is gonna pay once she gets home. Enjoy the attention, Hohan..your meal ticket & kneepads are waiting........
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She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right...
Poor Sammie Girl, she sooo Ellen Degenerous with Ann Heche CLUELESSNESS...Lindz loves the cock. She'll be on the sushi diet for cash, sure, but bitch will get a yearnin' for the tube steak, sure enough, just watch....then, it's all over. It's like those fake vegetarians, you get them high and a little drunk, order Domino's and them bitches is MEALIN' on a 3 meat pizza like they ass wasn't never gonna see another meal again....M'mmm...I seen that shit.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She gave up the spray-on-orange! HALLELUJAH!
Ok. Over it.
Next.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 9:31pm.
how long is this awards show? lindsay can't keep her feet on the ground for very long
Her fuck me pumps should be pointing straight up!
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There is something very wrong with her arm/hand in the last thumbnail. Yikes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Mr President, the 12 yr old I take care of is going to LOVE that Zac Efron story- she looooooves Zac and hates Vanessa! lol
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My niece feels the same way. She thinks Zac should dump Vanessa and go out with her. Which might present some legal challenges since she is only nine.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I don't think she qualifies as a lesbian, Sam Ronson is manlier than Pete Wentz and the Maddens combined, and they're supposedly male.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
how long is this awards show? lindsay can't keep her feet on the ground for very long
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 9:29pm.
The barn's not big enough for that plastic booty.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
...Just because you can -doesn't mean you should. And, I'm talking about the dress.
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"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic"
TV, the Kardashians have it covered.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
If she and Paris are both there, who's working the champagne room at Billy Bob's Booty Barn?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sam gave her just enough money to get her to this gig. But the bitch is gonna pay once she gets home. Enjoy the attention, Hohan..your meal ticket & kneepads are waiting........
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I'm not saying she's looking old, but the freckles are starting to turn into liver-spots.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Yes, she looks hot. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m". "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
Not much of an improvement.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time.~*~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Paris is at the movie awards to accept the award for "Most Pathetic Attempt To Buy Yourself A Movie Career". I just wish it was being presented posthumously.
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she just presented that award in Japan....she's back already? greeeeeeat....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
One of the most unattractive figures I have ever seen. Lumpy and misshappen legs.
Nast, nast, and nast again! I despise this whore with the heated hate a thousand Universal Studio's fires...I would rather see Britney Spears for president than have this walking yeast infection live another day! Ugh. Ok, must leave thread or have a stroke....
And in case I come back, Migrainie, babe, you know what you gotta do....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nice she could take time from her empty schedule to attend.
the coke is agreeing with her....so doesn't look as thick as she usually does
Paris is at the movie awards to accept the award for "Most Pathetic Attempt To Buy Yourself A Movie Career". I just wish it was being presented posthumously.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I'm also not feeling that shade of nude lipstick. It's the wrong shade for her complexion
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Mr President, the 12 yr old I take care of is going to LOVE that Zac Efron story- she looooooves Zac and hates Vanessa! lol
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
I'm surprised she's not outside Universal Studios, giving out free rides to all the disappointed theme park guests.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She looks much better without all the orange. Maybe she just had her red carpet cleaned before the show.
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 1, 2008 - 9:12pm.
She doesn't have the legs to wear these dresses this short.
....or the face...
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yeah, I said it! what?
She just presented the award for Best Breakout Performance with Diddy and Verne Troyer. Her and little Verne look cute together.
HAHA. Zac Efron won that award and thanked just about everyone EXCEPT Vanessa Hudgens.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
As usual, she looks like a filthy old used up soccer mom and more than likely smells like a dirty tampon.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I agree dustbunny. Her legs are nothing special.
I also hate her hair. She looks like shit still to me....I just want her to go red, or even dark brown again...I hate the blonde.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
OMG, she looks so hot and super pretty.. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She doesn't have the legs to wear these dresses this short.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com