Monday, June 2nd 2008

Once You Pop.....

Dr Fredric J. Baur, the inventor of the Pringles can, has passed away at the age of 89. Before his death, Fredric told his family that he wanted to be buried in one his creations. Yeah, he was cremated and part of his remains were put into a Pringles can. The other part of his remains were put in a regular urn. The can and urn were buried in his grave at Arlington Memorial Gardens in Cincinnati, Ohio.

His daughter said that he invented other shit like freeze-dried ice cream, but the Pringles can was his proudest accomplishment.

Don't judge! I wanted to be cremated and buried in one of Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels.

Seriously, the Pringles can always messes with my emotions. That shit should open from both sides! You can never grab the last chips and if you tip it over to pour them out, all the crumbs fall out.

R.I.P. Pringles can inventor man!

Bonus! Here's a Pringles commercial starring Brad Pitt!


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Posted by: Michael K


What a ^%$&$%$ man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us。。。。。

Aerialgreen's picture

Just had a marketing vision: Obituary Prints Pringles, it's a win-win!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I never liked Pringles that much. Doritoes, BBQ potato chips, yeah. The can was bitchin', though.

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Clarisse's picture

Flynn,
I did not even know what poutine was!

"Poutine is a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds, covered with brown BBQ chicken gravy"

WOW!!! That'll clog an atery or two!

me _,
We just diss the chips here.
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Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OT: Warning:

If you are tempted to buy the new "Dill Pickle" (i am not making that up!) flavor Pringles, DO NOT DO EEET!!!

That's a popular potato chip flavor in Canada, no?

Something I saw recently that I found odd was dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds. I didn't try them.

ok Canadian here.....dill pickle sunflower seeds...fucking delicious and dill pickle chips by Old Dutch triumph over anything an American chip company can make. We also once had poutine flavoured chips, no word of a lie.
we are fucking weird in canada.

All this clutter, this cluster fuck of thoughts.

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Submitted by gyeah on June 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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That shit doesn't work. I end up tapping the can (heh- that sounds dirty) and all that shit falls on my face.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OT: Warning:

If you are tempted to buy the new "Dill Pickle" (i am not making that up!) flavor Pringles, DO NOT DO EEET!!!

That's a popular potato chip flavor in Canada, no?

Something I saw recently that I found odd was dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds. I didn't try them.

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Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:19pm.
most of my puerto rican friends eat spam. when they offer me some, i politely decline then dry heave when they turn around.

Those bitches luh the spam sammiches. It's not so bad if you fry it

gyeah's picture

YSL, Pringles guy AND Bo Diddley!! ::::cries,faints:::: r.i.p. yall.

"Seriously, the Pringles can always messes with my emotions. That shit should open from both sides! You can never grab the last chips and if you tip it over to pour them out, all the crumbs fall out."

You tip the can over your mouth like you're are taking a load so the last 5 chips and all the crumbs fall in it. Chew and walk away, chew and walk away.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:20pm.
YMAtT,
I know! Then again, I friggin paid the $$$ for them!!! I knew they were going to taste like shit on toast, but it was a morbid urge i could not overcome!!!!

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You know what they say about what curiosity did to the kitty...lol. You could always give the rest of the can to someone you don't like. It'd be a great way to show your appreciation towards them!

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Clarisse darling, I was referring to his "size", not his "taste"...lol

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bo_tatoe's picture

Who wants that poisonous dreck anyway? Pringles has an extremly high dose of acrylamide - causes cancer.

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Sunshine
Terrible were they not!??!?! Ugh! I have to buy a Twix (hee hee) bar now to get the taste out of my mouth!!!

PSL,
Hmmm, i don't know, the same could have been said about the car fcker!!!!

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Submitted by name_optional on June 2, 2008 - 10:16am.

yeah ufck a pringles can!
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if you can fuck a Pringles can, I know many women on this site who will want to meet you!

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Wow, that is one tacky, weird-ass commercial. Thanks for finding it. It looks like it was from another planet.

Now I just want some Pringles.

:( Sorry, Inventor Guy. R.I.P.

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YMAtT,
I know! Then again, I friggin paid the $$$ for them!!! I knew they were going to taste like shit on toast, but it was a morbid urge i could not overcome!!!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OT: Warning:

If you are tempted to buy the new "Dill Pickle" (i am not making that up!) flavor Pringles, DO NOT DO EEET!!!

Bleeeeeeeeech!

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I thought I'd be adventurous a couple of weeks ago and try them. I am still regretting the decision. They REALLY missed the mark.

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most of my puerto rican friends eat spam. when they offer me some, i politely decline then dry heave when they turn around.

name_optional's picture

yeah ufck a pringles can!
stoopit invention.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OT: Warning:

If you are tempted to buy the new "Dill Pickle" (i am not making that up!) flavor Pringles, DO NOT DO EEET!!!

Bleeeeeeeeech!

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That must've been the dementia before death thinking up that idea.

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OT: Warning:

If you are tempted to buy the new "Dill Pickle" (i am not making that up!) flavor Pringles, DO NOT DO EEET!!!

Bleeeeeeeeech!

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I'll eat a whole can of pringles in this guy's honor too. I really like Pringles.

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that's some major iconic wattage we have lost in the last 2 weeks. (ok pringles guy aside... I am sure his family is sad and all...and I am sad for them) but just wow on the likes of Bo, YSL, et al.

oh and re: the above clip... just let it stop at :13 and leave the picture there as you read the rest of the posts. it's better that way.

ahhhhh the days before Brad fought the hot...

coiled-n-hissing's picture

1) The Wheel
2) Penicillin
3) The Pringles Can

Great inventions of our age. I will devour a can in his honor today.
R.I.P.

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We are heading for a cultural depression the likes of which humanity has never seen. The Dark Ages will seem like the Renaissance.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 4:41pm.

El Bastardo
Well said. If there really was a god, he would have taken that glam rock little pedophile fucker looooong before THE Blues legend.

Yeah, crap isnt it. Good always go before bad. :o(

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yes Chris, it has been a shitty 2 weeks....

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El Bastardo
Well said. If there really was a god, he would have taken that glam rock little pedophile fucker looooong before THE Blues legend.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Jebus, so let's make a list of everybody that's died in the past two weeks.

Sydney Pollack
Harvey Korman :(
Pringles Can Guy
Bo Diddley
Yves Saint Laurent

Am I leaving anybody out?

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Bo Diddley's a gunslinger,
Bo Diddley's a gunslinger,
Yeh, ah-ha,
Yeh, ah-ha,
I've got a story I really want to tell,
About Bo Diddley at the O-K Corral,
Now, Bo Diddley didn't stand no mess,
He wore a gun on his hip and a rose on his chest,

Listened to this on my ipod YESTERDAY, damnation, why not Gary Glitter, shit!

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RIP pringle can man, Afterlife experiment? See which container lasts longer? Neat! Aren't we glad Pitt is much more worldly now(gag), spam, even like the jelly. Bo Diddley, I hope he was surrounded by loved ones, RIP.

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...And Wonky McValtrex lives on like a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080602/ap_en_ot/obit_diddley_4
aww he did die :( seriously, mk's right, all the good ones are going

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NOT BO DIDDELY!!!!

Ok, I'm really sad now.

parissucksliterally's picture

ANYTHING packaged in slimy jelly, or meat that does not need to be refridgerated is frightening to me..

Bo Diddley? Jeez! I hate getting older...

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M.E.'s picture

It's really, really, REALLY fucking wrong that a Pringles thread with spam discussion has made me totally hungry.

Clarisse's picture

Bo Diddley???? That is ACTUALLY sad!!

RIP Originator!

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Bo Diddley died :(
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Spam is REALLY big in Hawaii.

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Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.

More bad news, folks: Bo Diddley just died.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, him and Chuck are my heroes, shit, Bo Diddleys a gunslinger!! Sad sad sad. CRAP!

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Awww. That sucks about Bo Diddley.

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Submitted by madam s. on June 3, 2008 - 1:29am.

Probably. Whatever is big in Japan is big in Korea. I'm going this weekend, so I'll look for a can in Japanese and send it to you. :)

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Is that why you get your KY at Costco?

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madam s.'s picture

Is Spam big in Japan?

mike's picture

More bad news, folks: Bo Diddley just died.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Spam is HUGE in Korea. It's everywhere.

Speaking of spam, the fucking hookers are coming home. Dammit.

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madam s.'s picture

I like how the Pringles guy on the can has a porn 'stache. That's good marketing.

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Well, it looks like several of you funny bitches were fed Spam growing up, so I'll determine that it is brain food. xo

El Bastardo's picture

Spam fritters!! Spam deep fried in batter, still sold here *slurp*

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