Monday, June 2nd 2008

Random Couple Alert!

Cammy and Diddy both need to lay off the ganja because it's fucking with their common sense. Actually. Cammy doesn't have any common sense. Dating Justin Timberlake proved that point. Rush & Molly reports that Diddy and Cammy might have been dating on the down low for a couple of months now.

During the past couple of months, Pizzaface 1 and Pizzaface 2 have been seen "canoodling" and acting all secret-like at various restaurants and clubs. They might be ready to bring their barf union out into the open. A source saw them holding hands during a party at Prince's mansion this past Friday. A source also saw Cammy spoon-feeding Diddy bread pudding. Um...that wasn't bread pudding. That was her panty pudding!

Later in the night, the two were seen almost kissing in Prince's basement. When they realized people were watching, they went into another room and closed the door.

Diddy's spokesbitch claims they are just friends.

Hey, at least they can share each other's Proactiv. That face acid is expensive!

Posted by: Michael K


r5bales's picture

I don't believe it. They are just trying to get someone to take their photos. They haven't done anything of note in the music or film industry, so they are just getting some press.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

mike's picture

I'm still waiting to see a pic of Diddy with his mouth closed.

Shaniquanaynay's picture

I like her and she needs to back away from that asswipe

findleynb's picture

i can see them, basking in the sex afterglow, popping each other's zits and gently bathing one another in Proactiv Solution. hot. i just creamed my pants.

loric's picture

I never realized how big Cameron's chin is-damn!

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God be with you, dumbass.

loric's picture

Yuck. Why would anyone want to go within 80 feet of Diddy's peen?!?

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God be with you, dumbass.

Clarisse's picture

Mmmmkay! Even more random than Mayer and Aniston. What a weird world.

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parissucksliterally's picture

EEEUUUWWWWWWW.

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